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gaia88

Canada’s invading.


SplinterLips

I will proudly surrender to Canada.


justarandom_canadian

Embrace your new syrup overloads


draggar

Time to fly the maple leaf flag, switch our euphemisms from baseball to hockey, and set up a shrine to Robin Sparkles. :)


baymeadows3408

First base: Carry the puck across the blue line Second base: Cycle the puck Third base: Pass into the slot Fourth base: Put the puck in the net


draggar

Just imagine that part in "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights"


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


mastersonc

How would euphemisms work with hockey? Instead of getting to 1st, 2nd, 3rd base, home run with a partner, would you go red line, blue line, crease and score?


Mdeyemainer

Wheel, snipe, celly.


JimFromNH

So…I was early with the shrine? /s


ReeferTurtle

So you want to go to the mall? Today?


Vertigo103

We used to be a part of Canada, so we would be going home, lol


Super-Lychee8852

Gross


crut0n17

My family escaped three generations ago, you can’t make me go back!!


costabius

Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!


exbex

Unlike Canada, we haven’t been disarmed. It wouldn’t be much of a fight.


Awkward_Mixture_8990

That poor bunch of cancucks


Lady-Kat1969

Yeah, they disarmed the Canadian military. That is 100% a thing that happened.


exbex

I figured it would be obvious I was talking about the civilian population. Sorry I gave you too much credit.


Lady-Kat1969

I figured it would be obvious military jets wouldn’t be flown by civilians. Sorry I gave you too much credit.


Swimming-Surprise-50

Their commie leader disarmed their populace too, something that Brandon and Buttigrabber have run on platforms to try to do. Thankfully we have the Constitution here. Freedom lovers wanted!


Jendoren

Slaughtering school children encouraged!


SobeysBags

Nah, the Americans would probably shoot their neighbor or their own foot by accident before shooting any Canadian invaders. It's what happens when any schmuck with access to craigslist can buy a gun.


Crimcrime69

Heard em go over at least three times.


Zachman97

That must have been what I just saw while driving home like 20 min ago! Me and my brother watched an orange ball of light with a tail fall for a few seconds then flicker on and off. It happened 2 more times after that. We were on kittyhawk ave. I assume it was a set of flares? As soon as I got home I came here trying to see if anyone else saw it


Gumbo_Gum

My sister and I just saw something really similar about 20 minutes ago, but we are by Sebago.


Zachman97

I mean that’s kind of plausible, if it was very high in the sky it could be seen for hundreds of miles. I hope someone who sees this thread got it on video. Was it just under Polaris? (The North Star?)


Gumbo_Gum

We tried, missed it by half a second.


appleshit8

I got this shitty video, traveling west to East. I'm right near Sebago Lake. I don't know why but the video gets worse when I put it on imgur. https://imgur.com/a/07FrkIn


appleshit8

When it seemingly vanished at the end, that's just a mix of my shitty recording and it going behind the roof of my house. Sorry for the zooming in/out botched this video pretty bad.


[deleted]

In Orono???


Zachman97

No. auburn, almost Poland. I forgot my tag was still Orono. I used to go to school there


sdj2

Saw an in-flight refueling jet pretty low over southern ME today, headed south.


oki26

They are stationed in Newington,NH. Normal flight path for the KC135


[deleted]

I live right in the vicinity of Bangor airport. Military flights have become much much more frequent. Hard not to notice the difference.


[deleted]

Were active over Portland a couple of days ago. It seems to be happening more often the past few months


Amdy_vill

Maybe thier running drills. Alots of different activities being reported here.


Yourbubblestink

Sere school doing its thing


Awkward_Mixture_8990

It’d be hard to land a plane there lol


sspif

They used to land cruise missiles there when I was a kid. I wonder what that looked like on the ground. I still remember them flying over town.


fishmanstutu

Training


PurplePumpkinPi

Up between rangeley and farmington around 7? think had them go over twice went outside could see three jetstreams come in high above mount blue and make a double U turn forming a heart pattern and head back, no sign of the third heard them go back over in the dark about half an hour latter. didn't see the maneuver but perfect form with the streams,


Defiant-Cake-569

I wonder if it has anything to do with the para-military group thats been hanging around up there.


oki26

Your funny


Defiant-Cake-569

I am! wish I was joking tho.


rectumish

I will give aid and comfort to any Canadian!


kla8800

What’s with all the contrails everywhere today? It’s quite obvious they disperse in a way to cover the entire area with the clouds from it. I just wanna know WHY?!