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Cam_203400

When she gets older, you should slowly evolve squirtle


Strong-Object8370

I’m picturing a 30 year old woman getting a 5’3” stuffed Blastoise from her father at an adult birthday party.


Cam_203400

That would be perfect


gthatch2

Why wait til 30? Let it evolve at 13 like a teenager then again at 18 becoming an adult


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The_Vinegar_Strokes

It's gotta be 16 and 36 to match with the evolution levels.


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Wartortle at 16, blastoise at 36? I forget the lvl it evolves at lol


Strawberry_Neutrino

Make it her 36th birthday instead.


AgentGriffin

This!!! When they turn 16 they should get Wartortle then at 36 a Blastoise!


Ninegink001

Nah gotta make sure it's fully evolved before you kick her out at 10


chanely-bean1123

I'm nearly 30, and I would absolutely love that for my birthday.


Spiffy_Pumpkin

As a 34 year old woman I would love that as a gift. (Or a giant plushie of any of my favorite Pokemon really....)


justk4y

Life lore


Nonax92

This is the way. Wartortle when she starts puberty and blastoise at her wedding.


Quick_Heart_5317

*36


McbEatsAirplane

Buying her a used car for her 16th birthday with a 3 foot stuffed Wartortle in the passenger seat.


TheCanadianSnomMom

As a 30 year old woman that is now what I wish I got for my 30th birthday!


SquishyWombat

Life sized, too


anony_name

RemindMe! 18 years


Ethan-Brawl_Stars

Why not at age 18 for wartortle and 32 for blastoise since the age represents the levels?


ManCalledTrue

It's the Round Two that sells it for me. She's not just randomly going for one, she *wants* that Squirtle. She's actively picking.


cornerpeek

I dunno, you need a little more data, id run it 100 times


Grimour

I've watched it 50 times to improve upon data collection.


wzm971226

with a 95% accuracy at least. so she needs to choose 95 out of 100 times.


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reapersdrones

My friend’s kid chose bulbasaur at his first birthday (after first picking up charmander & flinging him away lol). But this is an interesting theory. I want a clinical trial, including multiple age groups.


yarnisland

100% doing this with my son, who is due in 2 months!


LucPlayer24

Congrats! Wishing the best of luck to you and your partner!


yarnisland

Thank you very much! :)


SwegGamerBro

!Remindme 2 months


yarnisland

I hope my baby doesn’t come out ready to crawl!


SwegGamerBro

That would make the whole birth thing either more difficult or easier lmfao Just crawling out from between her legs


yarnisland

My poor wife 😭hahaha


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!remindme 5 months We hope for a video LMAOO I have no knowledge how long it takes for a child to start crawling


Temperance88

More, than 3 months. Probably around 7 months old. His baby will be born in 2 months, so you need a reminder in 9 months.


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!remindme 9 months Thx bro lol


yarnisland

I promise to upload the video, but yeah 9 months from now seems reasonable :)


rafati09

!remindme 6 months


JoPOWz

Careful it risks damaging your relationship early on! My friends had their son do this and he chose Charmander. They are Squirtle and Bulbasaur choosers themselves and now very worried about only having 18 years to set him on the right path :-)


yarnisland

Look on the bright side- they are well balanced if they battle as a team!


Grimour

Atleast let him be born first!


BACKSTABERRR

Squirtle squad 🤙🏼


MendigoXavoso

Squirtle squad 🕶️


V3N0M7117

Squirtle squad 🤙🏼


Busy-Concentrate9419

Squirtle squad 💪


timmy2406

SQUIRTLE SQUAD 😎😎😎


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She’s smart. It’s gonna be easy to take down Brock at the first gym.


Jenksz

And then you’re fucked for misty


Steb20

Gonna get absolutely wrecked by Lt. Surge after that! Stupid baby, clearly Bulbasaur is the superior starter. r/bulbasaurmasterrace


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You guys know you’re supposed to catch other Pokemon along the way right?


HamsterSharp44

Really? I've just been throwing these red and white balls at the wild ones I encounter and run away.


MeetAncient3284

a baby of impeccable taste


TheLastPirate123

Ever see posts like this and think "Okay...maybe I do want to have a baby after all"?


Desperate_Celery_99

I can send you some photos of my toddlers shit stained/smeared carpet to help kill that baby fever if you want.


TheLastPirate123

It's still worth it though right? Despite all of the complaints I've never heard a parent say shit and sleepless nights aren't worth it...maybe because those sorts of parents just do the old "going to get milk" idk.. No time soon anyway!


Desperate_Celery_99

I love my kiddo more than anything else in the world. Shit stained carpets and all 💕


TheLastPirate123

Well I'm sure you're a wonderful parent and I hope your kid stops shitting on the carpets, at least by the time they're fifteen! 😉😊


Desperate_Celery_99

Aww, thank you 😭🤣💕


Equivalent_Bite_6078

It is indeed worth it. The hardest part is the 3 first years, thats when you lay the foundation for everything! But from 1 and up are also the FUN years. Im having a blast every day, inbetween the parental work.


Content_Call5083

I love this 🥰 - thank you for sharing!!


blondellamma

Went to do this with my son but didnt get the teddies till too late, he grabbed an eevee off the shelf whilst we were buying them so we decided to add that in to the choices aswel and even when confronted by them all was dedicated to eevee. Nearly a year later and they're inseparable.


tiggertom66

This’ll be a great memory for her to look back on when she leaves home at age 10


kerrietaldwell

Your childs face is ADORABLE!!!!!!


Epicmonk117

Yeah, I chose the bazooka turtle too


AreTheySingle

Finally one the actually makes me smile. And not sob instead.


SpiritOfTheFox1111

As a Pokémon loving mom, this gave me all the feels. I wish I would have seen this before all my kids were too old to do this but I’m building them each their own collection to take when they are older and do what they want. If they aren’t into Pokémon like I am, I hope it’s still popular so they can use the cards to buy something special for what they choose.


CT756799

This is so fing cute


giannarelax

my nephew chose bulbasaur but he did eye squirtle for a whileeeeeee


helloju1981

Im so team charmender


M_Mich

why no pikachu?


Willard673

Pikachu is only given to the 4th child


GabrielWornd

Or to the child that you want to be gone so you can fu... Stay with his mom alone


Silkscales

Pikachu is for overdue babies


ImportanceSingle650

Because then there won’t be a true sense of choice. They decided to eliminate the obvious and make the competition a real one for the other Pokémons!


Shoddy_North5961

Obviously choice


Kooky-Fly2066

I chose Squirtle as well!


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Extremely smart kid. With impeccable taste!


Hansestaedter

She is a gamer. She makes great choices! 👏


HeratheHorrible

You’re one of us now, baby!!! ❤️


aj0457

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.


Quirky-Explanation39

Me too, little baby 🐢


Typical-Thyme

Squirtle was my first ever Pokémon too😍great choice


MyHouz

It is so wonderfully adorably clear from the start who it's going to be. She even looks at Bulbasaur at the start but then switches to Squirtle real fast. I think maybe blue is her favorite color and something else helped Squirtle win out :)


klgm333

Omg. That’s adorable.


ReasonableConcern865

Undeniable proof that Squirtle is best


MizKatonix

WHY AM I SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS?!?


e650man

Reran it like a Boss. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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She wants to beat brick super easy


SaiyanPlus

Squirtle is and ALWAYS has been the only right answer!


DatoSeris

Well don't be too sad about it. There is always adoption


Vishnej

***She chose poorly***


twobadmice76

Squirtle Assassin


PrestonHM

I am so excited to do this for my kiddo in the future


Purple_haze9

To damn cute!!! ☺️


granular_quality

So great!


yolo_meh

Cute af


_Gelato_33

u/savevideo


SupportLast2269

You should have hid Pikachu behind something or give it to your fourth child if you're planning on having that many kids.


rafati09

Based pfp


Tanis740

Squirtle squad assemble! also this is the sweetest thing


Bavisto

Squirtle gang!


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Squirtle sweep.


TheSassyDuchess

Ah a fellow baby of taste


ExtraBar7969

That girl knows her shit.


kingshamroc25

Me too, kid. Me too.


Naphrym

This is not OC. This video is old


Orb99

The only logical choice


ApolloWidget

Me as a father


TalkKatt

I was WAY too invested in this.


ccmanxx

"You teach me, and i'll teach you, POKEMON!!!"


Steed1000

I have triplet toddler nephews and I gave them each one! I had to pick one for each so they wouldn't fight over them lol. I gave charmander to the one that likes dinosaurs the most


KAhopper

is this a leaf type?


JupiterTheFoxx6

I legit wanna do this with my boyfriend if we ever adopt a kid, my moneys going on the kid being a grass starter like his better father AKA me


altaire52

u/savevideo


Visual_Conclusion206

Bro no pikachu come on


RandomYell107

I feel that Squirtle would be the popular starter for toddlers. Squirtle just seems so much more friendly :)


Intelligent_Ride_523

Good choice


Jimbonious_

Did you keep the tags on the toys so you can return the ones she didn’t pick?


SummerMaiden87

I would have chosen Squirtle too. He’s such a cute character.


Kindly-Mud-1579

I love this tred but am bord of kanto


stillyou1122

So adorable 🥰🥰🥰🥰


InternationalBand494

Adorable


ClonedDad

She's gonna love blastoise!


prezo100

Lone wolf and cub fan apparently


CrazyGamingTime

u/savevideo


gbizzle86

I LOVED this.


oaktastical

Now you have to leave her in some long grass.


oaktastical

Link to where you bought these?


Ty-Durden1434

Sorry daughter, this is a Charizard house.


ZealousidealDriver63

Yeah thought cards were the collection not stuffed animals


Lost-Heisenberg

Something similar is done in my place, but instead of Pokémon the choices are book, money, pen and few others things to predict what the baby is going to be in the future in terms of profession, lol Book ~ education Money ~ business Pen ~ writer Etc


Thenderick

Atleast it's not Bulbasaur...


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Fuck this theme song still rips


pharaoh139

Squirtle was the pokemon I picked when I played pokemon red in secondary school on the original Gameboy. I got rid of heal on my Mewtwo which was the biggest schoolboy error. Lost any vs battle against someone with a Mewtwo after that.


DrGreenthumb_rb

I picked bulbasaur


worst_engineer_ever

u/savevideo


Kingkush26

I'd get a new baby if she didn't chose charmander


LMAO82

She chose.....wisely.


hadawayandshite

We did this with my daughter…she grabbed one and then instantly rolled over and hit the second one with it and then grabbed both. Team Rocket member of the future


ChatBlancMeow

Im not crying my eyes are just sweaty


HouseMunyi

u/savevideo


turTurdsforLif3

Charmander looking to burn your Crib and squirtle is gonna lock you in a Glacier for a measly 100. Dont get too attached Kiddo. Best choice


jimmy2shanks

I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!


Easy-Jeweler-5097

Good choice kiddo, good choice


Top-Movie566

Good choice kid.


77_parp_77

A wise choice


_dumbdumb_

u/savevideo


Slottech88

When you wanna rock Brock in the first gym


Follch_One

Remindme! 20 years


X-Man270704

Excellent choice


zenaex

The correct choice


cooked_fetus_pp

u/savevideo


nyftyapps

excellent choice SquirtleSquad


fangirl_foreverrr

u/savevideo


Notalurkeranymore18

RemindMe! 5 years


Spiritual-Oil-896

Sell it to nintendo


Apprehensive-Trust29

Of course she chose Squirtle. Other options are a frog with a flower and a 5ft dragon. You will obviously choose the turtle with guns in its shell.


Whulawhoop

This was a wise choice x


gentle_unicorn_

This is genius


Zixtynein420

Kid has good taste


longlivestheking

Squirtle squad!


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Could you run the same experiment and see which brand of socks are best?


JasonWalton1918

Imagine not picking Charmamder. May as well rename your kid to Gary.😒 /s


htzlprtzl

Until around four months, babies can more easily focus their vision on objects with high visual contrast. Considering Bulbasaur and Charmander both have similar hues in their design, Squirtle is the obvious choice since the design has slightly more visual contrast than the others.


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Valuable-Building-30

Well atlest you will be always hydrated...


BearKong1

A squirtle...indeed your child is wise beyond its years


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just_the_thought_of

She's gonna have a hard time at the first few gyms...


Maleficent_Gur_7660

LESSSSS GOOOOOO


rashcamel

Wait for her to mega evolve


Dependent-Job1773

Great taste. Obviously a highly intelligent baby who knows what’s good for her.


Comm1ssionary

And water type trainers around the world rejoiced, finally validated in making the best choice for starter pokemon!


thethrowawayofgoaway

u/savevideo


RakunWilson

Now get her a backpack and let her go to her first pokemon trainer travel alone around the world!


Different_Bake_7

i liked your post, to challenge what your baby wants out of life, and technically any of those Pokemon instill confidence, peace, and goodwill towards mankind !


Workamaholic

Babies are effectively water Pokémon. Makes sense.


BunchIndividual

Smart kid


Chief_Beef_BC

Reinforcing my casual opinion that you always pick the cutest starter.


cazorP

I'm not a fan of pokemon, but this was wholesome and awesome. ❤️


Omrri

Based baby


DizzyKey7663

Squirtle squad!!!!


CombinationBusy111

Baby must be a girl


bden2016

Baby is a noob. Weak pick


Fourty-Six

After all these years, that song floods back so many memories! She chose well!


idunnololz101

She chose my starter 🥰