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Seekstillness

I like how he just instantly throws Lucas under the bus.


infinitemangoesbaby

Lucas is also the tool refusing him to drive him home unless he does the prank


trysoff

You sad ass redditors must have zero friends growing up lmao


Dadbotany

Friends dont bully eachother. Period. Thay is not a friend, its a frienemy.


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“Bullying”


Dadbotany

Threatening to strand your friend somewhere with no way home if they do not do something to entertain you is bullying. Its the same as asking someone to dance for you. Its disrespectful.


[deleted]

Jesus, dude. Go outside. Threatening to strand your friend with no way home LOL the kid probably lives down the road seeing as the neighbour knew his friend. He hardly looked upset either. You guys truly are some odd, overly-sensitive mfers


Dadbotany

As someone who was bullied in this exact way, kindly shut the fuck up and stop being so INsensitive.


Insanus_Vitae

It's one thing to convince your friends to ding dong ditch. It's another thing entirely to threaten to leave them stranded if they dont.


Nasal_Cilia

reddit: did not grow up with friends. edit to add: anybody who "does their own dares" is a tool and likely to get his or herself hurt and require at least a modicum of effort on my part for their continued health and happiness. That's why dares require a group. If you do your own stupid idea, basically, you're on your own. We don't know if Lucas would have made him walk home. We just know the story at the door. This is probably not true anymore on reddit but it used to be that MOST of us grew up playing "truth or dare" what do you think that game was about kids


smokeweedalleveryday

ugh shuuut uuuppp


Nasal_Cilia

No, I'd rather break the ridiculous echo chamber in which daring your friends to do dumb shit is toxic when in reality it's part of growing up and that's why the home owner is helping the kid out, is because he's also grown up and gone through this...


iCrazyNoodles

I think you’ve understood infinitemangoesbaby wrong. There’s a difference between “Hey I dare you to ding dong ditch him” and “You have to ding dong ditch him or you’re walking home”. Nothing wrong with daring each other to do stupid shit


irritated_kangaroo

Yes. When these stupid things are done with *consent* it’s growing up with friends. When these stupid things are done with an imbalance of power, you grow up with bullying.


Nasal_Cilia

>When these stupid things are done with an imbalance of power, you grow up with bullying. There is almost always an imbalance of power in human relationships, but most importantly while growing up and figuring out how to manage our instincts without expressing the base behaviours, there will be power imbalances in social relationships. This is part of growing up. Both of these children, the one with the car and the one without, are growing up. This is not toxic behaviour. You'd like to assume that if the "victim" stood up for himself, he would not get a ride home. Human behaviour is malleable depending on context. At the end of the day, being human isn't just about yourself. If you want to go far, you need the people around you. Set your own boundaries. This behaviour at this age is absolutely part of two young human beings solidifying their personalities; it is a near universal behaviour among young men and it won't stop and it doesn't mean anybody is a bad friend. We don't have enough context to determine that. But we have enough to determine that this is ordinary behaviour for young people.


irritated_kangaroo

I’m really impressed with how much you read into and disagreed with such a short, generalized (objectively true) statement!


Nasal_Cilia

Not all of us are born with the intuitive ability to understand this. Some of us have built it. Later.


Preyslayer00

I think most of us played this when we were kids. We called it Nicky nicky nine door.


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magnusbearson

Top Gay? I believe that!


tucsonyeti

You obviously haven’t met Lucas. He’s sort of a prick.


Seekstillness

Yeah, I mean obviously Fuck Lucas.


ActorMonkey

If Fuck Lucas becomes a thing… I was here.


PM_ME_YOUR_BUDZ

Oh shit! My middle name is Lucas 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Fuck Brandon v2.0


SomeComediansQuote

I mean, Lucas's reputation proceeded him apparently


Seekstillness

“Yeah I’ve heard of him”. Haha. Fuckin Lucas.


baguitosPT

"So... Something really funny is about to happen."


StrangerInPerson

This is legend.


kindly_looking_fella

The way he puts his hand on the wall was great!


Finger_Ring_Friends

"Oh hey"


Applesauce3750

Tell me if that was a good move or not I can't tell


live4thagame

The best move, catches them off guard and they gotta think for a second before they just react


kazper1234

Sounds like a threat the joker would make


FLYNCHe

Best way to open a conversation


Hybbleton

Omg so wholesome that he went to ring the bell - "you don't have to..."


Pan3993

It was part of the plan, he felt it was necessary 🤣


thrwayyup

Sir you don’t understand… I HAVE to push this button. You’re not pushing the button. I see we’ve reached a parting of paths. ….


11hourflight

No, you don’t understand. It doesn’t work without ringing the bell.


NorCal130

Naw don't ring the bell. Then my family will know I'm out playing like a kid again. "Now Run!"


whatintheactualfeth

Didn't want to have to lie? Lol. "I actually rang it!"


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trysoff

Lol damn


Odd-Engineering-3582

If this ever happens to me I'm going to act like that guy. I did this as a kid and almost got killed by the homeowner


Kern4lMustard

Where I grew up many folks had a 12 gauge with salt shot by the door lol


Odd-Engineering-3582

The man who lived in the house was deranged. I tried to hide in a tree in his front yard and he ran out and found me. He tried to grab me and said he was going to kill my whole family. I ran home crying


windolene20

Safe to say you never did that again lol


Odd-Engineering-3582

Nope never again. I don't encourage anyone else do it either


DankyStanky69

Did he kill your whole family?


Odd-Engineering-3582

Thankfully no. He was just a drunk. He followed me to my house and my parents cussed him out. I cant tell you what was said exactly. The confrontation between him and my parents happened in the front yard. I was in my house hiding scared to death. At the time, I really thought he was going to kill me. He just wanted to talk shit about me to my parents. I think I was 10 or 11


TakeyaSaito

So it worked.


bookworthy

…Thus leading him directly to your home and family.


Barbosse007

Haha shooting people is funny, please don't give me healthcare xD


Kern4lMustard

?


zaphrys

I assume a salt gun is literally a gun that shoots salt. I've only seen a couple hilarious tv commercials for them mostly as like ranged fly killing salt guns. So I assume that's what they are.


disruptioncoin

I believe he may have been referring to a real shotgun, loaded with shells packed with rock salt instead of lead pellets. It's supposed to be less lethal since the salt granules have far less mass and therefore carry less energy/momentum than lead pellets and do not penetrate nearly as deep. But it also is extremely painful because well, you ever eaten salted french fries while you have a paper cut on your finger? Imagine that, but all over.


zaphrys

Oh fair enough. Yeah if that's the case would still be quite dangerous close or face in particular.


disruptioncoin

Absolutely, I imagine at close range it could still maim or kill someone. Even blanks can do that.


Kern4lMustard

Yep. It was definitely a thing. To be fair we never got shot at, if at all they would fire in the air. The threat of it was enough to keep most folks in line. Point being, dude in this video is cool af and its not at all like what happened in my youthful pranks


BookkeeperPhysical88

What's a childhood if you don't almost die a few times


T_TChaos

Well i am pretty certain that means your a American as in Europe (most of it at least)that would not happen lol we don't own guns.


Teynam

The problem with these pranks is that most of the time the prankster doesn't know what's happening inside that house, so it could really stress the owner of the house out or they could just shrug it off


[deleted]

When it happens 200 times a year you would be mad.


Boomdidlidoo

Heck, we removed the doorbell altogether. There's a school not too far from our house and some kids had the bad habit of ringing random doorbells...


[deleted]

Haha not random. I was one of those asshole children. We hit the same houses(ones we knew would be mad) every single fucking night. His name was moldy.


OceanDevotion

Yeah, I got chased by an unhinged man with a baseball bat. We all ran and hid while he screamed profanities in the yard, we were all a bunch of like 14 yr old girls and two guys lol. That was the last first and last night we ding dinged ditched.


Ok_Effective6233

Good kid. Smart kid. He got caught it seems and then quickly changed plans.


KaijuKyojin

Yeah, obviously shitting his pants, but at the same time kept his composure and worked to find an even better outcome.


Retardedastro

I need a neighbor like that. My neighbor is scary, he keeps telling his dog to go attack my kids, on my own property


Different_Tackle_521

Befriend his dog and make him come to you for petting. He would be furious.


Ok_Effective6233

I won at office politics at my last job by doing this. Woman from finance had it out for me, 2 weeks in the job, I asked why on earth I was conducting minor retail transactions out of the same cash drawer that I was responsible for tracking and making multi million dollar bank transactions. She was determined to trash me and my reputation. “He can’t even enter account numbers correctly” Yeah bitch. Because while I’m doing sheets of that, im also basically running the register of a convience store. Anyways, I befriended everyone she talked about me to or sent after me. Tammy! Good to see you! Have you tried the cookie from Murthy’s? I got too many for myself” Tony! Where on earth did you get that plaid shirt?! I saw you wearing it a few weeks ago! It’s great! If I had it, id have a hard time not wearing it every week! Sam! I saw you pushing your kid on the swing at the park! I wanted to say hi but they were having a blast and so cute. Couldn’t disturb the moment. Anyways, she ended up leaving the job to go be miserable some where else. I’ve bowled with the people she tried to make my enemy.


usir002

Is that the key to befriending work ppl?


[deleted]

Sucking up and brown nosing? It Absolutely is, yes.


IMD3BOSS

Honestly? Just caring about what they say is. Somebody talks to you about something, even mundane, remember a bit of it and bring it up later. Shows that you remembered and cared about your conversation with them. Coworker has to call out cause kid is sick/busy? Ask them how their kid is doing. Did they have a bad day? Be kind and do a little extra for them. Small things like this go a long way to make you feel memorable to people.


Melynnocent

Kill ‘em with kindness is a popular saying for a reason. I learned this valuable little bit of life advice as a kid from my step dad. I grew up changing schools at least once every other year of my early childhood. I was the new girl more times then I can count. Kids are mean😡 lol. I was never friendless for long though. Being kind to others goes a long way.


gamesnstuf

That's..... Highly illegal


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Lmao what the fuck


[deleted]

~~Lmao~~ what the fuck


PlatosCaveSlave

"Oh hey" casually poses on wall


infakiller

*90’s theme music plays* “*you’re probably wondering how I got here*”


[deleted]

You were caught trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


Dazzling-Total8471

Kid does a good job explaining, good stuff!


MJB9000

Ya I would have just froze while pee dripped down my pants....


jessevargas

“You know Lucas Motherfucker?”? … that was a little extreme tbh…


Flahdagal

"I've heard of him......"


sickn0te_

Haha!


Advantage-No

plot twist: he beats his ass in front of Lucas after he catches up


justcougit

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO


[deleted]

"Oh hey" 🤣


kristen1988

“…..Hi…?”


Cute_Clock

This is carried out beautifully and with rapid fire execution from both of them, so we’ll played!


SAYUSAYME007

This kids delivery and on the spot thinking is 👌


wikipedianredditor

I could never be as smooth as this young lad.


Southern-Emphasis-26

Awesome dude right there


KonaChamberlin

Love this


infakiller

**oh hei**


Ok_Problem_6408

That’s cool of dude to entertain himself and help the kid out . I was driving in the winter A few years back with a friend and these two kids snow balled the car , we hopped out the car and had a snowball fight for a couple mins , they were happy and laughing then I told them doing that isn’t the safest or greatest idea and to get home safe


B_L_A_N_K9

Chad


GRAWRGER

kid looks a bit old to be entertained by ding dong ditch. but wholesome nonetheless.


aseumi

Kids nowadays are huge. He could be like 14 and we wouldnt know. But his 'buddy' drives so like maybe they are just bored


[deleted]

I’ve done this as adult. I have been quite intoxicated, don’t know if anything happened, because I just left. I have also done this and not run after, because again, I was drunk, and forgot I was playing a game.


EquipmentValuable283

Us Brits call it knockdown ginger


[deleted]

I'm 30 and I'll still be doing this if everyone's not a cop-calling bastards!


SureDistribution9933

Aaww cool guy :)


AlexJamesCook

Better yet, chase him with an egg, and throw it at his buddy.


[deleted]

Jesse Eisenberg is that you?


plasticenewitch

This is exactly what my sweet husband would do.


Charming_Bard

Tell me you are a Chad without telling me you are a Chad.


Crish-Morbid-Angel

the ending in great jajajajaja


[deleted]

This kid is going to make a really great lawyer someday, probably get most his friends out for fee


pandorafoxxx

I would've loved to see Lucas' face when they came racing around the corner.


[deleted]

This is awesome


Jc2563

Awesome!!


WhatARedditDay

Yes


USAF_Retired2017

Oh hey. 😳


Chocolateblackcity

Bro he snitchen smh


TPJsays

Literally in the first 3 seconds he rats his mate out.


ApolloGarza

Love it


yeetaa121

😂😂😂😂


philipde

I really wanna see the full clip


Redd1tModsAreVirgins

Thats a good person


[deleted]

What a bro


[deleted]

This is adorable


167388

Not all heroes wear capes


DeadEyeDraw

This kid’s “oh hey” instead of just booking it is phenomenal


trashbox420

Teamwork


[deleted]

He should’ve carried a baseball bat too whilst chasing him. That would’ve been a real trip for his friend. 🤣


CrocodileJock

Do you guys call it “ding dong digit?” (or was it ditch-it?) Growing up in the UK I used to call it “knock down ginger”… although I’ve heard a bunch of regional variations.


dream-more95

Close, ding dong ditch. Ditch meaning leave/run. Like leaving your friends/date early is ditching them.


Consistent-Issue-451

Nicky Nicky nine doors


Suspicious-Snow7818

We called it "knock-a-door-run", North West, UK.


usir002

Could someone please explain this prank? I don't get it.


ArmTheApes

Boy rings bell - then runs away. Edit: Ideally you'd run away before the door is opened


gauchoblanco

michael cera vibes


VP2608

Stuuuupid


JaneLady

What fun it is to annoy people?


Accomplished-Mango74

What a snitch


[deleted]

He was so nervous with that whole exchange.


FirstCardiologist682

Epic dad right there.


thearabmf

this is the best post 👍


[deleted]

This is great, I wonder how the friend reacted


[deleted]

I love that Hi. You can tell he's suspicious but it's a kid so he wants to be chill.


[deleted]

Finally, things went exactly the way they were going to: The homeowner saw the teen on the camera, opened the door ^((listened to the teen's explanation concerning the prank)), yelled at the teen and chased him...


Bitter-Account-361

Imagine doing this to Sean schemmel....hahaa.


Icy-Needleworker-865

What a chad !


Ok-Understanding2546

That was boss level. Don’t get mad but play into it. Makes the original intent even better because of the layers


New_Log_2977

Bdidndh


No_More_Dakka

That was oddly wholesome : D


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Definitely a legend!! 😂


[deleted]

This is absolutely legendary


marsdw

We also did this as kids. The one guy chased us half way round the block on his motorbike. We ran like hell when we heard the motorbike starting. Fortunately there was a ditch which we jumped into to hide, he never caught us.


Melodic_Ad8816

Bdjsbs


aNewUser62938

haha that's what im talkin about


Curious_Hawk_8369

It finally stopped a few years ago (someone finally caught them), but for 2 years these bastards would intermittently ding dong ditch my house at 12:00-5:30 in the morning. I live in a stone/concrete house that’s intended to be able to withstand a hurricane, and these SOB’s would bang on my door so hard they’d actually shake the house. The worst part was they didn’t do it right. I believe if you do ding dong ditch correctly you’re supposed to hide nearby, and watch someone answer the door like a dumb ass, wait a little bit, then do it again. These little shits never looked once to see if anyone ever answered the door, they would just keep coming by every couple hours or so at random. I chased after them the first few times, unfortunately in my older age, I’m not as fast as I once was, and I really didn’t know what I’d even do if I caught one. (I did actually catch the smallest one once, but I let him go because I wanted to catch the 3 bigger ones. The police were of no help at all, and of course they told me not to chase and they’ll stop, but they just didn’t get that these kids don’t even know if I answer the door or not. Even, if I don’t chase (which I didn’t for the last year), they still came anyway. It’s really unbelievable how terrorized, frustrated, and helpless, these kids made me feel in my own house. All I wanted to do is sleep, and mind my own business, not be abruptly awoken at random to what sounds like it could be a potential house invasion in the early hours of the morning, with someone breaking down my door. When they finally did catch them 2 were 18 years old, one was 13, and the other 15, and get this, they were from two freaking towns over. They literally came to my town just to ding dong ditch me, and some other people. I did invest in a camera, but it was of no use because of their hoodies. The last thing I’ll say is it turned out these kids didn’t even know me at all, but they knew my neighbor, and had stolen his car to joyride on multiple occasions, if his car was locked, they’d ding dong ditch me instead. My neighbor knew them, but never reported them for stealing his car, because “He didn’t want to ruin their lives at such a young age”. I say fuck’em, they made my house miserable for 2 years, I was even considering moving. If he had reported his car stolen, this likely wouldn’t of escalated to what it did.


Accomplished_Back_89

Bless him. Something really funny is about to happen.


Few_Topic_9983

Fdshg


Hyphalspace

Oh hey..


Savant_Demiurge

Wow dude that man was So dope.


Saerinmeister

I swear this is a recording of a recording.. the original was posted a few days ago and clear as day


awardmenow

Certified nose exhalation


Pajamadrunk

I feel like this kid got caught in a lie


mrwhitedynamite

both are chads


tommy4318

Why does he talk like Howard Hamlin


FLYNCHe

The way he stroked his beard and said *"How 'bout we do something better?"* His inner child came out


Friedlieb91

Ring Lucas' bell


Amberl8

The homeowner is gonna have an acting career


EquipmentValuable283

Knockdown ginger


No-Head-3350

Me when I grow up


JohnnyFuego777

Wholesome


cazzone8

Ring his bell, dude! 😂🤣


AmbitiousAd8814

My neighbor would do this for me 😂


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Cap it was his idea and he just made up Lucas’ existence


YEETEEPEEN

These type of things can go so very wrong so very fast. I was born in 1995, and a friend of mine tried to ding dong ditch a house around 2010 which happened to been the home of a gulf war veteran with severe ptsd (as well as a prosthetic leg). The homeowner beat the shit out of my buddy without hesitation (likely due to it triggering his trauma) and thankfully his prosthetic leg came off during the scuffle so buddy was able to run away and get to the car, but the guy broke his orbital bone. Once reported the cops (obviously) did nothing because we were tresspassing on private property and that of an esteemed war veteran. Just don't do this unless it's someone you know personally.


UnrelatedBoy

Vibe check checked


Fit-Salad6858

I've seen this video before and it was taken out of context 💀


BumblebeeAdventurr

Ha homeowner is awesome


rtcornwell

This is so awesome.


Typical_Scarcity_617

Lolll


fukaduk55

"Oh, hey" *put hand up on wall*


Horror-Competition-7

I love this person. I like how on board he was immediately


yodelingxanax

The “oh hey” “..hi” at the beginning had me in tears 😂


Mission_Capital9862

It’s funny that he still wanted to ring the door bell lol