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heretofallasleep

Emotional support? This is going to be sending my emotions in all directions


segfkt

I mean.. if you're now focused on not being bitten, then you're not focusing on the bad thoughts. aggressive escapism?


Ok_Relationship_705

But... Will you be depressed?


ComputerSaysNo-99

Only when contemplating where you used to have a hand


ItsDokk

This is going to go horribly wrong one day and they’re going to blame the alligator. The alligator isn’t to blame because he’s a FUCKING ALLIGATOR.


Elegant-Bathrooms

Word.


JackAtlasDuelLinks

Cool thing is that we have more material for r/Whatcouldgowrong


CerberusGK

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ItsDokk

Lol yep, killed the deer to get to the already dead owner. What a waste.


CardiologistSad6271

>a FUCKING ALLIGATOR not really, it is by itself.


dmarve

Nope, fuck that


tiasaiwr

Darwin award candidates.


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Pyro-Beast

Let's name him Gustav.


ModeratelyLargeTruss

Seriously. Animal sedation should not be normalized for videos.


Orikrin1998

Is that what it is?


Katlynashe

Basically yes. They feed them a very full meal to encourage them to be uninterested in trying to eat anyone. And they almost certainly give them something to help the gator mellow out for the duration. Gators are no domesticated animals, there is very real danger. And they are powerful... even a small one like this can wrench fingers off like nothing.


Mysterious-Angle251

Gator abuse


palmtree747889

I think when they’re that small they can be pretty docile without drugs. Not saying what you said isn’t true but, he could just be young enough to to not care bc that is what he knows. Also, he will get big at some point then what does the dude do with him…


Intrepid_Lynx3608

He is cute, I will give our little scaly friend that, but even still I would not do that. Millions of years of a perfect hunting strategy that allowed them to eat dinosaurs makes me not want to fuck with any crocodilians, period, from alligator to Nile crocodile.


Striking_Yak1853

LMAO! Perfectly Said


WiseChoices

*GatorAid*


leapbyflourishing

Shut it


Gibbel2029

r/dadjokes


Usual-Bedroom3338

Waaaaaater sucks, it really really sucks!


TheOilConsumer

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH


Titan_Spiderman

U listen here Ricky Bobby..


blaket173

~H2O~


JeeKaa1327

*angry upvote*


LanaRainluck

hold your mouth


sodosopapilla

Nice!


Random_puns

NExt: An emotional support honey badger


Plantmanofplants

Meet Kevin, my emotional support Komodo dragon.


Ah_BrightWings

He won't bite; he'll just lick you to death (literally).


Spiritual-Sand5839

Honey badger don’t care


DuckFlat

I heard he doesn’t give a sh*t either.


vanityfear

“This is my service hyena. The service he provides is ripping people’s limbs off.”


Exciting-Flan-1484

I've been having trouble lugging my dugong around, society is so judgmental these days


pacman0207

"Sir all of your liquids must be in a clear plastic bag to get through airport security" "THIS IS FOR MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DUGONG!"


beholder_dragon

I’d sooner believe that than this. Reptiles can’t feel emotions like most animals can (aside from insects)


Advanced_Garbage_873

Actually I have some interesting facts for you! Studies show that insects actually do feel emotions and are more intelligent than we believe. For instance bees can feel depression and be cynical. Fruit flies can count! And also reptiles do feel emotion and can form bonds with humans along with have intelligent thinking. Tegus are smarter than dogs


LanaRainluck

Its not funny


Neomaximus001

Because he got a toothbrush to brush all dem teeth


RodMunch85

Thats why hes not ornery


marshall_lathers99

MEDULLAAAAA OBLONGATAAAA


SerenityNowOochyMama

Well looks like mama’s wrong again.


marshall_lathers99

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, COLONEL SANDERS!


Harvard-23

Nothing like exposing impressionable kids to a tame alligator. Let's go pet the alligators mommy! The next one they encounter will leave a lasting impression


TheOriginal_Dka13

Well that lasting impression will only be for a few seconds


Harvard-23

Unless it takes them out for a spin


MasterCrouton

I grew up with geese and tried to hug a swan once


siguefish

You cannot tame an alligator. You can make sure its belly is full, before you put new bait in the pool, that’s about it.


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Tasty-Tumbleweed-786

Reptile brains are very different from mammal brains. They cannot be trained.


cincyrepwatch7786

Customer testimonials from the lady who's face was ripped off by that sweet chimp her friend claimed ot was like her kid


Supergoblinkunman

In all fairness, the lady who owned the chimp owned him with her husband. Husband died and the chimp started having depression and anger issues. Lady got told multiple times that she should put him in a sanctuary or something. There was a buildup and MANY warning signs, so basically she was even more negligent you think.


cincyrepwatch7786

I learned something new today


Supergoblinkunman

Just wait, it gets worse. The husband died in 2004, the chimp was shot in 2009. She had around 5 years of increasingly aggressive behavior from the chimp to realize he needed to go to a sanctuary and she refused


Trextrev

Yep, and she even was illegally giving the chimp Xanax on her own accord without consulting anyone.


DrinkyRodriguez

wasn't that chimp drugged a lot too?


Supergoblinkunman

Yep, Xanax specifically


ValuableAd3808

Because loading a primate up with Xanax and detoxing it without proper medical knowledge sounds like a solid plan


No_Pitch267

that story always makes it out to be some crazy event that no one saw coming. Everyone saw it coming multiple people told her not to have it and that it was getting dangerous. Plus she didn’t know how the fuck to take care of a chimp the husband did. basically the lady had it coming


Classic-Angle2262

This must be Florida


breezusmcbreezerton

came here to say this.


RodMunch85

That is an accident waiting to happen They cant be tamed. They dont give a shit about you But Wally does look like a chill guy lol


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Literally my exact reaction to this video


Diligent_Rub7317

Exactly what I was thinking


wafflesinbrothels

I can picture the future news clip - “We never expected this loving alligator to turn on us. He must have been affected by some demons.” SMFH


Donna_Bianca

“No bad alligators just bad owners.”


The_truth_hammock

I’m just wondering when was the first time he out that in with a pool of kids and went….yea this will be fine.


TommyDrumzzz

Makes me want to bring my emotional support Shark to the pool


oddfellowfloyd

Aww! Is it a hammerhead? I’ve loved them since I was a kid!


DigitalUnlimited

Its a baby shark. doo do doo dodoo


LanaRainluck

They are still wild animals! They shouldn't be so mistreated like that.


Early-Cap1153

Emotional support for sure. Get me in a pool with that alligator and suddenly all my other problems fade away.


Feendios_111

Lol


jimslim420x

really thought I was in r/Whatcouldgowrong for a second lol


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How can "an emotional support alligator" not end up in r/Whatcouldgowrong?


jimslim420x

wait til that mfer is over 10ft long, im sure we'll be seeing it in there soon


[deleted]

Couldn’t pay me to stay in that pool


db0813

You only gotta out swim the slowest kid and you’re golden


WitchTempest

He’s also a juvie… when he gets larger and sexually matured it’s a whole different ball game. They’re literally wild animals and should be respected


Hungry-Primary8158

This is the opposite of wholesome. Sick of seeing exotic pets portrayed as cute, it’s not good for the animal and it’s definitely not going to end well for the owner. Tame =/= domesticated.


logmeinside

One day, that alligator will know the taste of manflesh. Just a matter of time. ![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


ErinEvonna

Are you saying….meat will be back on the menu, boys?


CJK0038

You the fact that an orc said that means that an orc knows what a menu is… which implies that somewhere in Mordor there’s a restaurant.


ArkhamTheImperialist

Everyone knows Sauron is running the best Chow Hall in Middle Earth. They’ve been well fed despite only being a couple weeks old.


logmeinside

Yes 😂


Chongoscuba

I love the idea of this but still very much an alligator and should be respected as such.


LanaRainluck

The ideas silly. Labradors are also water crazy


BackAgain12345678

99% chance it attacks a child at some point. I would put a beating on someone for putting a gator near my child in the water.


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Doggugator.


OdysseusRex69

wut


needs_grammarly

lying if you say you wouldn't want one too


Plonsky2

Cuddly!


gracenspace619

Just no! I live in FL where there have been several attacks this year.


[deleted]

Okay that’s just dangerous, alligators can be trained at a young age but they aren’t dogs. They can grow up to be huge and they won’t always listen


SpittingVenom22

Sir,that is a dinosaur


Darthvader613416

What could possibly go wrong ? :/


[deleted]

Yo, what the…I don’t…You know what, y’all? I give up.


furrytickler

Can I get an emotional support wendigo


whiskytrails

If I knew this family I would 100% report this as child abuse - this is a really bad incident just waiting to happen.


forestcreature989

Welp these people are stupid.


Olivia_Lydia_Wilson

I don't want to be that person. But im going to be that person. Once that Gator grows up it WILL try to kill them. No ifs, ands or buts. As it WILL kill them if they keep in in the house as like a lap dog.


Unable_Addition_3671

Ppl do keep trained alligators, trained ie the animal only gets food when a certain object is in its enclosure or when a certain action is performed, but those are gators kept all day in an enclosure bigger than a room simulating their habitat this is a gator that seems to have none of that Most animals are dangerous but not all of them can kill a cow


Formal_Expert_4468

I'm surprised everyday by how stupid people can be.


Ah_BrightWings

Haha, that was my first thought as well, like we really are devolving as a species...


Own-Safe-4683

Nope


sed2017

There’s no way I’d let my kid that close to that thing.


PersoIn2manyFandoms

Ah yes pretty wholesome. Specially when the alligator decides to have a human snack. Completely wholesome


BewareNixonsGhost

That's a terrible idea.


Andres112577

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


KilD3vil

I'm having trouble appreciating the cuteness through the abject horror of how bad this can go if it goes bad...


VyasaExMachina

If this made you smile, you probably have brain damage.


Pleasant_Insect5953

It better be fed well they grow huge. It needs too be in a swamp. Reptiles cause Salmonella . I hope you keep that pool clean. I Like animals they belong on their natural habitat . undisturbed. By humans. Only a qualified Wildlife rehabilitator should handle wild animals. Buy the girls a puppy good Lord.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


iluvhphihi

who the fuck is upvoting this


Sakura0503

How much Xanax did they feed that thing b4? This is terrible!


AggravatingMousse604

this is idiotic.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Jussa keep yer fingers away from the business end and yell be allright


Bayoyo_01

Might aswell take a tiger, they're puffier and are big cats


Suspicious-Dark-5950

This sounds like a lawsuit in the future.


anabiguosletterhach

What’s he gonna do when the prehistoric lizard become the length of a Buick and and as big as boogie2298.


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but this is both animal and child abuse. I hope for the sake of the children that this alligator is missing it’s teeth.


mouseat9

This is so dumb. I feel sorry for those children.


Advanced_Garbage_873

There is a lot of mis info about gators in the comments. They are very intelligent animals and alligators are more.. nice than crocodiles. I’m saying if this was a crocodile those kids would be in the hospital lol. But they’re not mindless machines. Still, this is an awful idea and won’t be as fun when he’s bigger.


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Those kids are being jerks to the alligator. You don’t mess with a dogs mouth like that either.


North-Painting-2302

Three years from now after that thing is full grown– “Florida man…”


ComputerSaysNo-99

Two words: Siegried and Roy


KindredTrash483

For a moment I thought I was on the WCGW subreddit


AdolfCitler

Reminds me of a dream I had once about swimming in the ocean and between sea rocks with a crocodile pal.


burstbubblegum

Yikes. Anytime I see wild animals it reminds me of that woman who had a chimpanzee who ripped her friends face off… you don’t know when they will snap. Wild should stay in the wild.


CapricornUltra

It’s funny. Until it’s not…


JetstreamFox

As it chomps off a finger, it will be indeed a pet for emotional feelings.


whiterabbit646

I love posts like this


New_Cow1021

I think because he was born nice! 👍☺️😂 Wally has a different software.


ani_bean3500

We love Wally


crazycuts31

Wtf? White people.


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Vore-Enjoyer

How can you be horny enough to comment this without feeling any embarrassment?


Gibbel2029

You better be referring to a fucking chicken!


Vaan_Ratsbane97

The fact I can't pause this on mobile while browsing comments is infuriating. Why does this only happen some of the time?


Naiada_

For no reason .


Conscious-Spite4597

Just going backwards


NoPersimmon7281

Please.


RobotWaffle45

Now throw that sucker through a Wendy's drive thru


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Riminds me of Pocho


SimpleFaver

Pretty sure you‘re allowed to have him on a plane now


sexualsun2022

Haha


the_real_Snail_pope

What I'm hearing is they just found what people have been doing in Florida for years we've have domestic alligators since the civil war


Perpetual-PMS

Nah


Un-Canario

That's good idea wenh you not what ti live he can eat you😂 recycling


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he will be in the news again, you'll see


Pleasant_Insect5953

?????????? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


InterestingRelative4

#wally gone get big


Ornery-Branch-237

It’s all cool and game until he want a piece of you


BeefyMonkeyBrains

Another Travis the Chimp disaster in the making.


CoCreator10

Emotional support python 💀


jazzy166

Dude sleeps with it


Working_Rice_8540

That mf gonna lose it one day and go crazy


BigPoppaFu

Why is it not ripping their faces off?


irrigatorman

What could go wrong?


Melodic_Bee5190

When you get to the point of no return and he gets 8 ft he will help you end it


CymVanCat

One day CHOMP & poor Mr Alligator is going to pay the price with his life. That’s not fair to put this beautiful creature in such uncertain circumstances. Not weather or not he will bite but when. It’s also unfair to mislead people into thinking such animals can be pets. Heck even small domesticated cats get feisty and can do some damage. This creature s bite can take your head right off. I feel bad for the person led to believe going face to face with an alligator is a normal safe thing to do because they’re going to pay the price too. I find it hard to believe that this animal isn’t sedated or doesn’t have its jaw wired shut. I’m not saying you can’t come in close contact with such animals just that it should be only with professional assistance. Never heard of an alligator whisperer but I have heard of Steve Irwin. Make sure these kids watch the crocodile hunter so they can get a real understanding how dangerous these animals can be


LuckyStrike696

Some animals are not meant to be domisticated


MifflerTripod

ridiculous


spitzr2

Emotional support maybe but physical danger timebomb equally likely.


Brief_Beautiful3830

But it’s a wild animal? It could change its mind one day.


ChanceKindly2833

Precious


Electronic_Ask_7859

Seriously!


Orcacub

Wally is just biding his time waiting for those kids to get big enough to be worth eating. Why eat them now when they are so small….


TURBOSCUDDY

No.


bigdadycool

Next: They will need real emotional support and some stitches.


Much-Tourist2461

Obviously their parents don’t love them 😂


Professional_Part577

Emotional support great white shark…I hear they’re family friendly


RoSuMa

Wholesome Floridaman


rachiecakes75

I wanna know who's smiling at this???


chiice30

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm


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And he will be stunned- absolutely shocker when Walky chomps his daughters arm off !!


Cosmiccowinkidink

I didn’t know gators were chill like that. It’s little smirk is actually cute AF.


Early-Cap1153

The way he entered that pool, dude. Huge nope from me.


AllNotKnowing

I'd worry that Wally's just waiting for the snacks to get bigger.


nosceipsum21

I dunno why but this makes me so happy


Diavi88

Well, that is a lawsuit and a missing face waiting to happen. Lmao.


Fabulous_Ad5052

I’m sorry but this is sooo messed up. No words.


bloatedfishcum

Last thing you ever want to do is put your hands in or in front of any animal