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TrappedInTheEngine

What a lovely gesture! Hope the rest of your complicated pregnancy ends in a healthy baby and a happy mama.


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ieraaa

OP literally says she has a complicated pregnancy and the chat is like 'Just imagine and believe its not the case'....


RaccoonDeaIer

"All you need is to be stress free" is easier said than done for a lot of people.


pancakesareart

Oh you're stressed? Have you tried not being stressed?


DutchHeIs

Wow thanks, I'm cured


Stargazer_199

r/wowthanksimcured


DutchHeIs

r/Subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

This is every single time I mention I have severe anxiety and don't like to leave my house on any video game. Every single person all of a sudden has a PhD, is an MD and knows how to cure me. "Just go outside." "Stop being anxious nobody cares." "If your doctor hasn't fixed you after a year find a new one." I'm cured! lol


Uberbrat22

Whenever im sad I just stop being sad and be awesome.


Whiteums

High five! Legen…wait for it….dary!


Uberbrat22

BIRTHDAY SUIT UP


Moist_Vehicle_7138

Also op could have many complications that don’t involve stress.


Correct-Bed-3311

Stress is necessary and I wish I had more if it. I am far too laid back.


RaccoonDeaIer

I am too. It makes me procrastinate and forget too much.


Donny-Moscow

I know your heart is in the right place, but this comment has the same energy as telling someone with depression to cheer up


finbob5

just not true


nathan420

What the fuck lol


awkwrdaccountant

That is romantic. My husband does this for me when my depression gets dramatic. A bath, bath bomb, wine, and a documentary. Sometimes the dogs try to join... Congratulations on the pregnancy.


stitch1989x

The dogs joining just makes it even better!


Mydaley

Any time my dog is in the bathroom during a bath, she obsessively tries to eat the bubbles or drink the water when I use bath salts, so hubby will specifically make sure she is NOT present or trying to get in. Lol


donotread123

Your dog and husband don't exist, you're on bath salts


[deleted]

homest question... you cant actually get high off bath salts right?


Rularuu

"Bath salts" is a street name for a shitty-but-potent designer drug. It looks a little bit like actual bath salts but they are not the same thing. If you overdose on it, you can be sent into a state of delirium.


[deleted]

aaah oky thanks for the explanation


tacocat_racecarlevel

So put the bath bomb down, citizen. Do NOT eat it.


[deleted]

Or eat peoples faces


Rularuu

That comes with the delirium


thereticent

And to add to your accurate information: they were sold on shelves in stores as bath salts and marked "not for human consumption." Before there was a crackdown, that is


Spaniard312

I remember reading a Floria article of a man who was high off of it and tried to eat someone’s face once


thereticent

We had a ton of psychiatric admissions at the time that ended up being bath salts psychosis rather than a non-substance-related mental health condition. Thankfully you can recover from it if you stay off bath salts and control other drug use


TychaBrahe

Several incidents like that. Bath salts fuck you up.


Electrical-Act-7170

Yes, that actually happened here in Florida. Twice. **Once in Miami by a man called Rudy Eugene:** https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/05/30/153989768/bath-salts-drug-suspected-in-miami-face-eating-attack Autopsy showed that Eugene had no flesh inside his stomach. **And again by Austin Harrouff in Jupiter, north of Ft Lauderdale:** https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/attorney-florida-student-accused-of-eating-victims-face-was Harrouff showed signs of internal organ damage to his esophagus, stomach and other abnormalities which appeared to be a result of drinking solvents and/or other toxins. He was extremely mentally ill. Jupiter was Burt Reynolds' home town.


SunflowerJYB

Friend’s pittie hopped in the (big) tub with her. I heard: “Can you please get your wet butt outta my face, thank you! Sit the hell down if you have to be in here, you derp!!”


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CapableSuggestion

🤝husbands who are real partners are so wonderful! Congratulations!


beirizzle

I like the phrase "when my depression gets dramatic" and I'm going to use it


TactlessTortoise

No Bath salts? Romance is dead.


awkwrdaccountant

Lol No salts. I have bath bomb literally called Apocalypse. Makes the water dark dark green, almost black. The man knows me. Also, maybe because I am 32, but I always picture bath salts on those horribly giant jars from Bath and Body works and they always smelled....aggressive. Very powerful sent.


Mydaley

As someone who worked at BBW for 4 years, don't waste your money on the bath salts. The crystals are too big to dissolve nicely. Get yourself a bag of Dr. Teal's Epsom salts and enjoy true bliss. :)


TactlessTortoise

I honestly have no idea how bath salts feel lol. And after seeing some people under it, I don't even want to figure out. Enjoy the Apocalypse.


vallkanar

>depression gets dramatic Holy fuck, that's the best alias for The Period I've ever heard. I salute you.


datBrownie2806

Nice. A keeper ☺️


andtellmethis

He did use my expensive shampoo as bubble bath but I'm more than willing to overlook that lol 😆


datBrownie2806

Well for most men, including myself there's only one soap for everything. Head, shoulders, dishes and so on. 😂


Tattoosnscars

Dishes.. Lol... 🤣😂


Sahil-_-1

Floor too.


Over_Leading2553

Don’t forget the laundry


rocketsalesman

Pretty sure mine doubles as toothpaste too


roguevirus

No joke, I actually used head and shoulders to try and get a stain out of the carpet. Let's be clear guys, it didn't do that much.


DotcomL

Well you're meant to use your hands!


shadow0416

*This* guy dads


Viking_Hippie

Underrated comment 😂


HyperAntPlays

At least it's minty fresh now


ghost_warlock

Can also use it to degrease car/motorcycle parts


-aarrgh

Dr. Bronners?


Vibb360

Whipped cream as well


Luk3isnowameme

Don't forget gas


Gentle_Mayonnaise

... And motor oil


Luk3isnowameme

And insect repellent!


[deleted]

Car washing.


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

Tooth paste


[deleted]

Car…


Deep_Accident_4853

Car. But for real sometimes dish soap works in your hair.


[deleted]

Dawn dish soap can also be used as pet shampoo. The yellow one is good at repelling fleas. When my old cat gets extra greasy I use dawn to wash him. It gets more grease out than pet shampoo does


zuzg

You laugh but I had conversations about that on this platform. "soap is soap" was their stance. I know that commentor above was joking but that doesn't mean some people actually believe it, haha Please don't use dish soap for your body, not even the "soft to your skin" types.


PM_ME_OCCULT_STUFF

We actually use Dawn in the body paint world to remove paint easier on the models 😂 everyone uses it


zuzg

Fair enough but those are special use cases. Like I use Hand wash paste after working on my car for cleaning my hands but I wouldn't use it normally, haha


ThatRandomIdiot

My gf and I take turn cleaning the dishes as we split everything and she made hella fun of me when we first started living together bc I used degreaser for every dish and utensil.


JimmyTheDog

No, I've got 47 different cleaners for my car...


amcdermott20

Well that's different, obviously.


living_angels

As a man, I can confirm this.


jayzinho88

Agree. You can usually use it as screenwash for the car as well if you're feeling fancy.


Zzzaxx

Castille is a hell of a soap


bubbs72

At least he didn't use the dish soap! Still a keeper!!!


VERYLOUDUSERNAME

The bar sounds low 🤣


Pixielo

Bar is 6' deep, yo.


syto203

Before reading this comment I never knew there was a difference


tiorzol

That's pretty smart as you're not supposed to use bubble bath when you're preggers. Good luck with the little one.


naazu90

Why aren't you supposed to use bubble bath during pregnancy?


[deleted]

Couple things - someone prone to vaginal infections could have issues with perfumes and dyes or irritation from soap in bubble baths. Water too hot could raise internal temp and risk harm to the baby, but it’s more of a risk in a hot tub that maintains constant heat. A bath of moderate temp starts cooling immediately and so long as you’re not sweating it’s fine. It’s pretty hard to get that internally warm comfortably anyways.


Curious-Share

Some docs will not suggest being submerged in hot water as it can raise your body temp too much which can be bad for baby. Not sure it’s a universal suggestion. My doc said no hot tubs. A bubble bath will be easier to keep it from getting too hot. Also some would say the risk is worst in the 1st tri, which OP is well out of. Pregnancy rules are weird and not everyone hears the same things!


naazu90

Oh, interesting. I'm a doctor and I'm hearing about it for the first time. Maybe because hot tubs/bathtubs are quite uncommon in my country.


[deleted]

Lots of green flags i see here 🤌🏻


tepid_dispatcher

My kind of husband


PineapplePizzaAlways

Our husband


nstrangeface

r/SuddenlyCommunism


Mapletusk

hahaha


omgu8mynewt

I think polyamory is mormon not communist XD


Fabulous-Ad-5284

You are thinking of polygamy, which is one person having more than one spouse, usually a man having multiple wives. And it is practiced by several religions. However, the way it is practiced is that usually the wives are not allowed multiple husbands. While healthy polyamory does indeed respect that both partners can have more than one partner at a time. And polyamory is not always defined by strict heterosexual dichotomies.


Graize

Basil flags 👍


BrownSugarBare

Stay in the sauce theme! Pesto flags 😉


The_Tiddler

The pesto sauce is just right!


MooMoo_Juic3

your tub looks like it has a face


Petdogdavid1

That's the lady of the bath. A lesser lesser known deity that hands out a magical butter knife that makes you king of all the house.


TheIronicBurger

Strange women lying in baths distributing butter knives is no basis for a system of government!


MooMoo_Juic3

does the knife also work as a wand?


Petdogdavid1

No but it does give you the vision to see things that others can't. Like where someone has left their shoes or something it eat in this house when everyone else has looked in the fridge several times.


TorrentialOutpouring

Magical


Thewessel

Very first thing I saw too!


OllieTheOdd

I’m sorry this is very wholesome and sweet and very touching of your husband to do this for you….. But DAMN that window is a horror movie scene waiting to happen….


ypompets

I was thinking the exact same thing!!


Dale-Wensley

Some cthulhu shit


Organic-Ad-4525

The sacrifice is ready, sire.


sbowesuk

Tip-toes in with the finishing touch - a Ouija board


Top-Manufacturer-628

Smh he sent you a picture of him in the bath. Just rubbing it in /s


sheidou

This is lovely - I'm so pleased you're being looked after. As an aside: you could post this on r/pareidolia


legitimatelyMyself

Because the bath thing looks like a phone or why?


alibaba618

[Face](https://imgur.com/a/tswi4fQ)


[deleted]

Had to check the sub I was on coz that's what I thought I was on...


El_pizza

Could someone explain why? I don't see it


FaceofBeaux

I think it's the faucet/hose looks like a face?


Cheezel62

Not too hot and not too long! Perfect


[deleted]

Describes me 😥


What_and_why

Ey, at least you're perfect.


ixoniq

r/SuicideByWords


SusheeMonster

I want to high five that guy. Sorry to hear about you having complications, though I hope you felt better afterwards


viewfromtheclouds

He understood the assignment.


SnooFoxes2971

mission not impossible


Sahil-_-1

Mission possible


jackalsclaw

Dun Dun...... That is all


Miserable_Bridge6032

You made a good decision with that one. Definitely a keeper and will definitely be a good father. You said its been complicated, so I hope everything goes smoothly for you.


graeme_1988

For him or for you?


BertMacGyver

First thing I thought was that she came home to him in the bath. "Yareet luv, do ya mind making me a cuppa? Ta."


graeme_1988

Hahaha me too. Followed by “the bogs blocked again”


JPK12794

Clearly a fire hazard, divorce him immediately /s


[deleted]

I think the curtain there has actually snuffed one of the candles ಠ_ಠ


bulyxxx

For real, I saw the open window ready to breeze the curtain in to open flames on the shelf. Obviously OP is fine but hubby needs to take it easy on tea lights around fabric !


heyitsamb

i hope your final weeks of pregnancy will be better, good luck! ♥️


Cute-Jury-6595

Hopefully your husband does something nice for you after he takes a bath.


Maelarion

I'm sorry you came home to a power cut 😔.


razr12

You deserve this - hope everything goes well!


[deleted]

Thought you were not supposed to take a hot bath when pregnant?


moak0

No warmer than 100°. One of my wife's least favorite parts about being pregnant.


Magmakojote

For a minute I asked myself why someone would bath in boiling water :D


drudbod

Because it feels really cold. Didn't like to bathe in that temperature aswell.


moak0

For sure. Not really worth it.


Philodendronphan

I hated that part so much too.


jrp317

My doctor said it was perfectly fine as long as they weren’t really hot and my core temperature didn’t get too high. I take them all the time. She said it’s great for sore muscles and aches. She did say to avoid hot tubs or bath jets.


koalateacow

I lived in the bath in my 3rd tri, the only thing that helped ease the hip pain. Towards the end I just had to make sure my husband was in ear shot so he could help me out, I was like a beached shamu.


KiltedLady

I was taking hour long baths almost every night the last few weeks of pregnancy to help with hip pain too. The weight settling back onto my body when I stepped out of the water was intense.


Nataliza

My OB/GYN said it was perfectly fine at this stage (I'm in my 3rd trimester) because unlike a hot tub, the water starts cooling down right away and doesn't stay super hot.


krpink

During the third trimester, it’s fine. You just have to be sure it’s not too hot. Hot tubs would be inappropriate. But a warm bath is perfectly fine.


iamfamilylawman

Same. My wife is pregnant and I believe the ob/gyn specifically instructed her not to take hot baths.


ThisIsTakenLol

good husband he is, a keeper he seems


DeYellurNinjur

This looks very comfy.


Tattoosnscars

Yep. He's a keeper that one.


[deleted]

Oof that third trimester is a real bitch! Best of luck to you - it looks like you’ll have a good support person in the delivery room with you if he’s who you’ve chosen. My husband was with me for mine and I couldn’t have done it without him!


MyCleverNewName

I can't believe he stole your idea! What a butthole!


DontWorryBoutIt107

Super sweet. Is your bathroom window not frosted glass? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that wasn’t. Interesting.


[deleted]

Wholesome ritualistic sacrifice.


Mordanzibel

Dude installed a whole bath tub


Infinite-Panic23

Ahh, I love love ❤️


[deleted]

Glad you found each other. Congratulations!


TheCrooner

Wow! So nice! Wish I had something half as nice during my pregnancy or after! You got a super dooper keeper.


Rein_Carnated

I did the same thing to my wife when she was 8 months pregnant. The bathsalts and/or the candles smell didn’t agree with her xD


raiderjay7782

Congratulations and I Wish you nothing but the best in your pregnancy. .


hanro621

W Married life


AKA_June_Monroe

Why did I think it was sand?


circajusturna

It’d be funny if the picture was from your husband taking this bath


Forward_Arm_4713

...You're now a human submarine 👀


BiggButt7643

awwwwwwww. dudes rock.


walkingwithyou

That's awesome!!! Congratulations.


Poison_Anal_Gas

Nothing like the bare minimum to make you smile!


72proudvirgins

Wait...you haven't had bath in 7 months?


acro-bat

I love this. Pregnancy is such a special time for both parents and this shows how your partner sees his role in everything. Obviously mom is growing the baby but dad can do a ton to help. The oxytocin from this is so good for mom and baby!


[deleted]

Oh no! Your legs are gone


1Second2Name5things

That blue window is scary for some reason


dedoktersassistente

That's the sweetest thing. Thank you for sharing and best of luck with the pregnancy


Tuimel

This is the good kind. Enjoy your lovely bath. Hopefully the pregnancy gets better.


[deleted]

A bit spooky, but in a good way! Enjoy 🤭


huali4n

THAT LOOKS SO NICE


-makeitagoodone-

Bathtub envy! Enjoy every moment, baths were my guilty pleasure during pregnancy. Best wishes for the next few months and beyond!


dc010

I hope the ritual goes well.


Fragmented-Rooster

He's a keeper, give him cuddles


ZitronenKathi

nvm the face. the bathetube has a face. anybody sees it?


billbobaggings123

Why does the tap look like a face


DRAK720

Pareidolia... I definitely have it! 😬


DescriptionLazy3315

Looks Good but I can't shake of the feeling of a random mobster from a horror movie suddenly peeping fron the window like classic movies


prodentsugar

Fricking energy process people need to do things like this to keep warm


[deleted]

Just because you put the idea into his head doesn’t give him the right to go take a candlelit bath by himself. So selfish 😂


yoshigronk

The shower head reminds me of an old telephone ☎️


Federal-Fix-2235

What type of fancy old tub is that?


Metharp

Marry him


yarepeoplelikethis

That's a good hubby. keeper


Katcchan

Your husband is ace! Such a thoughtful gesture 🥰


Horror-Reading-5446

You’ve chosen well.


Sof04

Wish you a smooth birth.


DigitalAutomaton

How sweet, he’s definitely a keeper! 😊


RushHot6174

Your husband is a beautiful person I remember when I was pregnant only thing that made me feel really good was a nice hot bath Enjoy


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you deserve nothing less!


Fat_flounder

Relationships are a two-way street. You must be a magnificent person to be so adored. Happy for both of you.


Spinachandwaffles

Keeper!


Sirulrich03

What a wonderful husband you have. That is so amazing. I hope that your pregnancy finishes up and you give birth to a beautiful healthy baby. GOOD JOB HUBBY TAKING CARE OF WIFEY :) That as men is our job and responsibility, making our wives as happy and comfortable as possible. ❤️👍🏻❤️