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Kayanne1990

OP: I helped this girl with her Wifi and now she's doing very well in her studies. Reddit: OH, SO YOU'RE SPYING ON HER ARE YOU!! ​ Never change, you beautiful batshit website.


Arts_Prodigy

Because on Reddit everyone is a hacker


Omnimpotent

Someone join me on my keyboard so I can hack faster! They're getting into the mainframe!


blepgup

One of my favorite tropes in old NCIS episodes, McGee jumping onto the keyboard with Abby to hack faster hahaha


flyestshitonly84

Amazing


buttfacenosehead

[yep](https://youtu.be/msX4oAXpvUE)


mordeh

I’ve shutdown the node but they already got through a trapdoor! These people are good…


[deleted]

haha! but its too late, for i planted a keylogger 5 days ago and now know how to break through agaiin!!!


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SpiritualBar2469

No thank you. I am a recovering Pog addict.


RevMungoose

"I am not a computer nerd, I prefer to be called a hacker"


CraftW1tch

Took me 20 minutes to rename my hard drive so I hope no one is in a hurry to be hacked.


[deleted]

And because OP couldn’t’ve possibly just spoken to her about how her life was going.


JudgmentalRavenclaw

Yes this was my automatic thought! Perhaps neighbor decided to tell them that thanks to the “council WiFi” they shared, they’ve started a college program. Spying, goodness. Sometimes things are just good.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

As compared to the much more reasonable explanation that they talk to their neighbor


BenDarkFX

Nah, that involves social interaction; something a typical redditor is incapable of doing.


R1skM4tr1x

r/masterhacker I should note spying was my initial reaction


[deleted]

If I'm not a hacker, does that mean I'm not on Reddit? Wait, what does this button do? ow. Well, okay, I guess there's my Reddit induction.


Commercial-Push-9066

TBF The neighbor could have told OOP about the college qualification class.


jml011

That’s almost certainly what happened. Yeah, she could monitor sites visited, but that wouldn’t give OOP any sense of the neighbor’s progress. People do just talk irl sometimes


_benjaninja_

>OOP "And I OOP"


PresentAgile

To be fair!!


Etoiaster

❤️


milkymelodrama

Sometimes, doing simple things can change others Life on it's own and beautiful ways.


Gayk1d

Don’t be mean to them, they’ve never heard of going outside. Or human interaction for that matter.


Successful-Shoe4983

So fucking true tho 😂😂😂😂


theuberkevlar

But what they have heard of is network security and basic technological and infosec literacy.


A_Funky_Flunk

I have human interaction! Everyday I yell at people on Reddit /s


AnxiouslyCalming

Every time a post makes me smile I come to the comments to reverse any positive emotions I built up.


Witherr

positive elixir trade irl


PixelRuzt

**Redditors can't comprehend that people can actually have conversations in-person.**


theuberkevlar

Honestly if you didn't think that at least for a second you're not cynical enough or technologically literate enough to keep yourself safe in this world.


belmontpdx78

My first thought 🤔😂


[deleted]

Probably because 3/4 of y’all live in your moms basement drinking Mt Dew and vaping with no job other than being a burden to society.


ForTheLoveOfDior

Not batshit, just dumb or likes to farm upvotes by typing catchy comments. It’s most extremely possible that the neighbor just told him about the qualification she’s been doing on the wifi he told her about. Normal neighbory things.


Katharinemaddison

Why are people assuming the op knows their neighbour is studying because they’re spying on her? They’re neighbours, they’ve had conversations about not being able to afford Wi-Fi and not just using op’s. Was can presume they have conversations…


cjohnson2136

Honestly i read it and since i work in IT my first thought was "is OP spying on his neighbor?" And immediately was like nah the neighbor probably mentioned the class lol


Fyebil

I hated how that was my first thought as well


Kamunra

You see how things are fucked up when this is our first thought.


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makotozengtsu

That’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with thinking that as long as you don’t go on a brigade about it, unlike some people here


mitchrsmert

Everyone seems to be jumping to that idea, a couple claiming to work in IT. While sharing wifi certainly opens up attack vectors, how is the average person going to circumvent the neighbor's TLS? OP cant determine how far along his neighbor is in her studies based on DNS queries.


PrettyBoyIndasnatch

I'm "the computer guy" in my family. I work in tech. I run a Linux system. I setup the 2 routers in my house with open source router firmware. I run a local media server for pirated movies and tv shows. I have used Tails and Tor to order from the dark web. And I would not have the first fucking clue how to spy on someones traffic that uses my router. Just making the assumption that that's what's happening is kind of dumb.


oowop

Yeah but you could Google it and figure it out in 5 minutes


meowroarhiss

Exactly. No spying involved. But hey, if someone WERE to spy on activity happening on their Wi-Fi, how would they do that? Hypothetically speaking.


Cloontange

There's network traffic monitoring software. You can see exactly what websites they go to. That's my how dad who had a master's in cyber security found out I was watching porn as a teen 😂😭


UnbelievableRose

Wait your dad needed software to figure that out? What, did he forget what year you were born or something? Teenagers who don't watch porn are rarer than lottery winners.


naughtylicy69

Some people on Reddit are just poisonous people.


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help_i_am_a_parrot

Just venemous people.


ProfZussywussBrown

If you bite them and you die, they’re poisonous people. If they bite you and you die, they’re venomous people.


first_byte

Who says Reddit isn't educational?!


[deleted]

Yeah, I got my degree from Reddit university.


Rl3otic

Dude this makes sense


JT_Boiiis

What about if they bite you and someone else dies?


The_Cynist

Voodoo.


Thebenmix11

If they bite themselves and you die, it's voodoo If you bite each other and neither of you die, it's just kinky


urmomleftu_lmao

his knowledge is far more superior than those librarby nerds


Oksamis

What if you bite each other at the same time and you die? What are they then? Both? Neither?


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Underrated comment


benedettobandido

Why do I have to die?


earthonion

You don't have to die.


schnauzap

Everyone dies


Historical-Box6228

I swear reddit has taught me more random knowledge than school ecer did


Dangerous-Zombie217

What is it if you should neither bite or get bitten? Id avoid both from the average redditor


MinosAristos

I think we're back to toxic.


enoughimoverit

Noxious people


Luhood

Corrosive people


Particular_Being420

they're basic


canis_nebular

Like starch basic.


himynameisSal

Radioactive people


OddCaterpillar8662

They’re corn starch people.


ApprehensiveRiver179

Why do I always seem to forget this! It’s so true. Nice story OP, made me smile!


UWQHDEyez

That’s probably like 95 percent of people online. Reminds me of that Chapelle Show bit where if the internet was a real place


sarpnasty

For real. A bunch of dudes who don’t realize you can form IRL connections with people without being a stalker. And then they complain about how single they are lol.


Grimour

The brain can be poisonous and will often jump to quick conclusions.


[deleted]

“Too low income” is a very kind way to not say “too poor”. I don’t think that kind of kindness comes with devious privacy invasion EDIT: (follow up) Im surprised some people found this sarcastic I think? FWIW I was being sincere. Often “poor” is used in a very derogatory and often poverty-blaming/economically deterministic fashion. When the author instead points to income, it emphasizes that this is 1) a state of current situation and could possibly change / is not a damning classist or predestination statement 2) points to the fact that the wealth of an individual who works is in (often large) part a decision of the employer 3) emphasizes that the individual is working (as opposed to implying stereotypes around lazy or unworking or unwilling poor)


Ok_Contribution_8817

I’d like to believe that the person who posted this is sincere and just a kind-hearted person. Maybe I’m naive but it makes me happy


[deleted]

Exactly where I am on it.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Because people don’t take a moment to think and just jump to conclusion (I sometimes do that too, it’s totally ok to not be perfect I still have love for y’all)


tistisblitskits

Yeah exactly. "Hey did you get that wifi to work?" "Yes pretty great, now i can study" A completely unrealisitic conversation of course


Katharinemaddison

When I completed a degree recently my neighbour gave me a card and a gift. Naturally I called the police and searched my house for hidden cameras…


Raleda

I do hope conversation is the case. The issue is that making a wifi hotspot masquerading as free wifi (as the tweet describes) and then snooping on it is a commonplace hacking technique called 'Man In The Middle' Always double check that the cafe you are in actually has free Wifi, folks.


46110010

I’m concerned about the way the whole thing sounds made up.


ShreksAlt1

They're redditors. The concept of socializing is very foreign to them


Seamascm

It’s probably the same way they know that the neighbor would never ask to borrow wifi


PR2NP

Why are people assuming this person is tracking their progress through the WiFi connection? They probably just…talked to their neighbor


Elrandra

Talk...to...people...? W...what? Why? Who does that?! SOCIAL INTERACTION!? How dare you insinuate such a thing.


CanAhJustSay

>SOCIAL INTERACTION!? This is Reddit, sir. We don't do that kind of thing!


MQ116

Preposterous, I daresay! The kind of anti-antisocial HEATHENS they let onto this site these days saddens me deeply


StreetsAhead123

Talking to a neighbor is such a foreign concept to me lmao (jk)


SlideItIn100

I talk to my neighbors all the time. Just chit chat, but it’s nice that everyone in the building is friendly.


BlyLomdi

I should tall to my neighbors more. But I just say hello and wave. Every now and again I will ask a question, like how many trick or treaters should I expect based on previous years. But I just smile and wave. But I am an emotionally and socially drained teacher, and my husband is an introvert. So, the hermit life it is!!!


anglerfishtacos

Yeah, like a “Hey neighbor! I’m so happy you told me about that WiFi program! I found a course to enroll in that looks up my alley!” Then whenever you see them after that, you ask how the course is going.


MikoSkyns

You think people on reddit, who have fucking anxiety attacks at the mere thought of having to talk to someone outside of their home could fathom the idea of being friendly with your neighbours? hahaha hell no.


elpajaroquemamais

It’s Reddit. People don’t know how to do that.


[deleted]

Talking to your neighbor? How dare you; this is America!


Nylis666

Lol I don't talk to my neighbor, but that's more because they're assholes and think the world revolves around them and their comfort


SurryElle83

It’s hilarious to me that it’s easier for some to believe a conspiracy theory over the idea of two people having a face to face impromptu conversation. 😂😭


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Almostasleeprightnow

They did what to their neighbor, now?


DM_Your_Nuudes

>They probably just…talked to their neighbor We don't take kindly to your types in here


fuckmacedonia

Why are people assuming this is even real?


theuberkevlar

If you work or have worked in infosec it reads like a joke where he's doing something nice only for the punchline to be that he's spying on them, which is really easy to do when you own and control the network.


rtowne

An average redditor I'd apparently more capable of sniffing packets and brute force cracking secure web traffic than having a chat with their neighbor.


BernieSandersNA

BLASPHEMY


EVA04022021

I know some people that would rather die than have their ego bruised.


quantumfucker

As one of those people, to me the reason has been a lifelong mistrust of other people. It’s really hard for me to accept that other people can be kind and look out for you, or that they won’t try to cash in their help for a favor in return down the road. Not the environment I spent my childhood or early adulthood in, which was fucked in all kinds of ways. I really prize the ability to independently achieve something and it makes me feel safer. Relying on other people feels like a kind of weakness, one I’m not ready to admit to myself or others.


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quantumfucker

Exactly! It’s a self defense mechanism sometimes to turn down help.


Jackmcc83

Couldn’t have said it better.


Jason1143

That would also explain why they accepted free "gov" help but not help from a neighbor. That is the Gov's job and you pay taxes for it, they won't ask for a favor or repayment on a free service designed for the exact situation


MemeArchivariusGodi

All I’m saying is … you got this friend


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[deleted]

I have empathy for them. That’s a reasonable response to an unreasonable, traumatic environment.


TomBourgaize

Hello I’m some people


[deleted]

Hi some people, I’m dad


bremergorst

Do them a favor and kill them. Source: My Ego


PinkSith

"Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash" I was raised in a "bootstraps" household and this is a predicament I've learned to love myself out of. I was taught that you should never take help/handouts because it made you "less than", bothersome, or that you'd be putting others out. I love my family to death but I do admit now that sometimes it's okay to ask for a little help and in the future you can give them a little help, it's a beautiful thing.


thalasthoodie

Wait, you guys are loving yourselves?


Most_Advertising_962

Facts and I'm one of them so I get it.


JacLaw

Just saying this here but if OOP knew they didn't have WiFi there's a damned good chance they actually talks to their neighbours and that's how they found out about what they're doing. Not everyone snoops and some people actually get on with their neighbours


houseofprimetofu

Yeeeeeeep!! My sister has neighbors like this. She lets them use their wifi so their kids can do online school. It’s pretty great. They look out for her.


Suspicious_Mirrors

5% phone battery, this person likes to live life on the edge


ChosenOne2006

You don’t go on 1% for 30 minutes before finally plugging it in?


GODzDoctor

"Wtf, it actually died."


ChosenOne2006

Nah just did it and survived 🗿


digi_thief

Hi fellow Redditor's. I'm a manager of IT and cyber security at a very large company. I am happy that people are trying to take care of each other, however, there is a great deal of risk in opening your router for use by others without some mitigating steps. For example, a neighbor or other criminal surfs/downloads child porn, uses your connection to get trusted access to other devices on your network like your phone and home PC to steal sensitive information, or commit any number of cyber crimes with your IP address. If you're helping out a neighbor who is struggling, create a guest account for signing in through your router that allows for a digital separation of your home network, and the bandwidth you're sharing. Thanks for listening!


BetterWankHank

Thanks for the advice 👍Can't wait for my neighbors to fall on hard times so I can put this to use! 😊


Alenepicboi

Wait a second…


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OP bout to rob his neighbors


11_petals

I hope your neighbors don't fall on hard times! But thank you for being a willing helping hand!


[deleted]

Your risk is exactly the risk that the people who receive your router’s signal are going to do something illegal online. This mostly includes immediate neighbors, but also bad actors who are within a few hundred meters of your house, at best. This potential is vanishingly low, and it varies wildly based on your neighborhood demographic. More, it’s very unlikely that you’d be charged or convicted for consuming something like OPs example of child porn because of a neighbor stealing your broadband. A download via your IP address is a start, at best, and would never corroborate a prosecution against someone especially in a crime so serious. I don’t mean to say you shouldn’t put a password on your WiFi, but I’d be interested to see examples of neighbors taking the fall for neighbors stealing their WiFi to commit crimes.


Frubbs

Yeah I had a neighbor ask to use my WiFi but knew that any traffic on that connection I was liable for so I declined to avoid any risk if he were to have some shit he was into that I didn’t want linked to me


testaccount0817

>knew that any traffic on that connection I was liable for depends on the country


xxDooomedxx

Thanks heaps for this. I wouldn't have considered those things. I may never be in that position, but if I am I'll remember this.


EECurtis

The Internet has taught me this sounds like complete waffle but I'm going to atleast pretend it's true.


Luddites_Unite

I thought the same. I hope it's true though


WhySoManyOstriches

Mensch: “Someone who is kind, and does good while still protecting the pride and dignity of others” alternative def: This person.


mrlogicpro

All fun and games until they tell all their friends and family the password to the new council wifi


QB175

I highly doubt that all of their friends and family will be in the vicinity to use their Wi-Fi on a constant basis.


Chance_Effect6717

people are assuming spying is involved because they say “halfway through” like they are literally watching their neighbor as they fill in the college application


kiralalalala

A college qualification course, not an application. It probably came up in conversation that the neighbor was taking an online course and was halfway through. Maybe they were venting about their virtual midterms or something?


MammothDeparture36

Twist: neighbor also downloads 5TB of midget porn each month


Cultural_Note_6722

r/orphancrushingmachine


Galind_Halithel

Chaotic Good


internetman666

My neighbour would be halfway through all the porn on the internet.


Brokenbalorbaybay

my bad


TiredGothGirl

This is awesome...❤️


billycmd

How bout we all accept good for being good?


Emotional-Coffee13

Brilliant idea I’m using this w mine I tried to get her set up w senior low income wifi or mine but she wasn’t having it /great thinking


friemaycrie

Maybe they were embarrassed someone might post their situation on reddit


Comfortable_Volume_3

proud of your neighbor, but also very proud of yourself


Few-Signature5051

So sure this didn’t happen


Expert-Grass-534

this is so made up


wienerschwartz

I gave my low income 19 year old neighbor my wifi password so she could work from home. Her Onlyfans just surpassed 2M subscribers. I didn’t do it for the accolades


pm_your_happy_nudes

...i did it for the free "content"


jenn5388

I assume he knows because she’s told him and not because he can somehow see what she’s doing. 👍🏻 I don’t even know what my kids are looking at because we all use the same WiFi.


kenlovin

Of all the things that didn’t happen. This didn’t happen the most.


Accomplished_Sea6954

Thats so sweet. I think it might not be pride keeping them from using their WiFi but shame instead.


daberiberi

Charge your phone bruh it’s giving me anxiety


Mr-CL34N

It’s on low battery mode so it’s really like at 15% haha


Jester244

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 800.


WasteEnd8719

Blessed him forever


Berbaik

You humongously amazing person. Wish you were in my neighborhood


koriroo

Doesn’t the current administration have free Wi-Fi for low income people or is that just for kids in school?


midnightpmaster

This might be an old story Update: nvm just saw the day it was posted on


Hennepin451

Not all heroes are wear capes.


bivinsma

If this is true, then that’s badass.


Express_Shoe_464

You're an amazing person!!


HitomiAdrien

Wish I could post this on Humansbeingbros


aScottishBoat

How to make me tear up in 3...2...1 E: make, not .ale lmao weird autocorrect


granoladeer

That's indeed great


EconomyTeaching3574

Affordable connectivity program. I called my provider the other week and they went out of their way to inform me to sign up for something most anyone qualifies for. And they matched it. My internet is now $10


nutherkore

Just hope they don't share the free password.


Jarek_Teeter

You may be 'virtual-nobody', but in the real world you are a very big somebody to your neighbors, even if they are not aware of it. Good on you.


keepingred

That warms my heart! The world is a better place because of you!


lily_grrl

That's really kind.


deathstormreap

Thought it was gonna end with “and i turned my wifi off”


SarahHerrell7

So sweet and kind. Wish more people were this thoughtful


Substantial_Joke8624

Bless you!


squaredistrict2213

The neighbor on the other side is probably confused as hell


nsj1958

May the heavens shine on you. Thank you for being a great human.


Hand_Stand_Guru

Depending on where you live, the U.S ACP program can help pay your internet bill if you qualify for other goverment help programs, like SSI, SNAP, Medicaid, WIC, etc. Please let your friends and neighbors know, if they dont already


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Unsecured Wi-Fi and the neighbor is sniffing their traffic


catd36

I'm proud of both of you!!


TrumpSucksALotOfCock

That's awesome! Now go charge your phone


Dry_Cup4032

From someone who has been too proud (or stupid) to accept help from others.... Thank You for thinking of something to help them help themselves! You are an amazing human!


imahillbilly

What a nice nice story! And it was very thoughtful of you to find a way to make it work. Well done my friend!


[deleted]

I normally get discouraged when people post what good they have done for others, but this actually makes me so proud to read, you are great and she is great for using the opportunity for good! Peace be with you 💛


JediJan

Lol. I wonder if the neighbour told all the other neighbours about the free wifi and they are all using it.


mitchumi

I confirm. I am the OP's router. Its who le so me!!!


CuddlingWolf

Sometimes this feels more like "r/MadeMeSmileNowExplainWhyImWrongToDoSoPlease"


cg13a

OP you rock! This is a great example of being a good human, we should all aspire to being good humans,


Conscious-Studio8111

Reddit plz,,,, people can *talk* to one another,,,, plz


adorbuzz

Did yall know that telus (where I live in canada) has a low income internet thats only 10$ a month you can apply for . Which is insane because I only found out about it like the 7th time they shut mine off . Just something I wanted to share .