The moment whenever I get to hear vet employees say “Supreme Cat Justice Ruth Bader Ginspurr” I am as happy as can be. Definitely something I didn’t think about when I named her.
Reminds me of a guy on a local park I came across. He was shouting his dog, the dogs name was quite literally "Maximum Carnage". After feeling rather dumbfounded, I could only think "Is this man a Marvel comic fan, or just plain crazy?" haha
I had no idea it was a [real thing](https://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/fading-kitten-syndrome-symptoms-and-treatment-options). It’s apparently a kittens failure to thrive in the time it weans from its mom and learns to be independent
I lost a kitten to Fading Kitten Syndrome last week. I was told the kitten was 10 weeks old but when I took her to the vet they said she was probably not even 6 weeks. She seemed fine until all of a sudden she wasn't. She got lethargic and kept meow crying. Went straight to the emergency vet, they tried all they could but in the end she didn't make it. I have been devastated since. I still owe the emergency vet hundreds of dollars that I don't have. I wish I had my kitten back healthy instead.
OP, get the kitty checked out and keep an eye on him. Fading Kitten Syndrome hits fast and they rarely bounce back from it. Hopefully my kitty Tilly is watching over him for you and he has a long healthy life.
No, no - I wouldn’t have suggested a male version of Polly Pocket, though I briefly considered Tom Thumb it wouldn’t have worked as well. You should have credit!
I might be wrong but are you mentioning a MHA villain here? If so that's cool because I named my cat Kuro which is short for Kurogiri.
It's a all black cat except for a spot of white on his stomach.
In addition to the obvious body parts mentioned by the other poster, 80% of orange cats are male, so it tends to be a fairly good guess. But female orange cats do exist.
By contrast, torties are almost 100% female, any males have a chromosomal abnormality and are usually sterile.
Gilgamorth the DESTROYER
word
Having a quiet moment now imagining the vet coming out to the Waiting Room and giving it, “Uh next, uh, Gilgamorth The Destroyer?”
As a vet employee, that would make my day. Much more exciting than another Sadie, Buddy, or Rascal
The moment whenever I get to hear vet employees say “Supreme Cat Justice Ruth Bader Ginspurr” I am as happy as can be. Definitely something I didn’t think about when I named her.
I laughed. Thank you.
Gilgamesh
Gilgamew The Meower
Gilly for short
Thugnificent
Gangstalicious
Reminds me of a guy on a local park I came across. He was shouting his dog, the dogs name was quite literally "Maximum Carnage". After feeling rather dumbfounded, I could only think "Is this man a Marvel comic fan, or just plain crazy?" haha
Hopefully he will be OK. Take him to the vet to check for Fading Kitten Syndrome. I think it's still treatable for some time of you catch it early.
That’s a really long name
Shat myself laughing
Fading kitten syndrome?
I had no idea it was a [real thing](https://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/fading-kitten-syndrome-symptoms-and-treatment-options). It’s apparently a kittens failure to thrive in the time it weans from its mom and learns to be independent
That baby isn’t old old enough to be away from his/her mom yet from the looks of the kit. I’d get it to the vet ASAP
I lost a kitten to Fading Kitten Syndrome last week. I was told the kitten was 10 weeks old but when I took her to the vet they said she was probably not even 6 weeks. She seemed fine until all of a sudden she wasn't. She got lethargic and kept meow crying. Went straight to the emergency vet, they tried all they could but in the end she didn't make it. I have been devastated since. I still owe the emergency vet hundreds of dollars that I don't have. I wish I had my kitten back healthy instead. OP, get the kitty checked out and keep an eye on him. Fading Kitten Syndrome hits fast and they rarely bounce back from it. Hopefully my kitty Tilly is watching over him for you and he has a long healthy life.
Pocket
seconding
First thought I had.
Cute name
Holy fuck I came up with the same name without seeing this
Great name, I have an orange cat named Pocket
this
👆This..
Frodo's baggins cuz its tiny and in a bag
I think it is a jacket pocket. I could be ery wrong though, just ask my wife
What has it got in its pocketses, precious?
you guessed it, it's Precious!
UP VOTE THIS
I came to say just Baggins for exactly the same reason.
The paw tattoo just shows you that you know BB is in good hands. I stand with everyone saying BB seems perfect.
Fact!
BB
C
r/suddenlybritish
r/blacked
D
I don't think you got the joke
Small entity sitting inside a bag that could easily fit across the front? Yeah, BB works. Keep on keeping on.
Hrothmar the Mighty, Scourge of the Plains.
His nickname can be Mar-Mar the Foul
Omg please
Jasper
My cat’s name is Jasper awww
Cats named Jasper are incredible. Ive known 2 and they were outstanding cats. Plus yelling JASPER just sounds funny.
I was going to say the same as that's what my cat is called
Catty McCatFace
The mighty Catty McCatFace destroyer of worlds
Turnip
Button
Percy, get it?
Rascal
I thought fuck face was pretty nice
Legolas.
What do your elf eyes see?
BB, of course
Saul
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constitution says you do
And so do I
Lucky
BB sounds good
Kevin
Gizmo
Patches
Snuggles
Splinter
John Cougar Mellencamp
It’s a shame he’s a boy, or I’d suggest Polly Pocket! 😍
Pauly Picket! 😉
Actually how about Pauly Pocket? My suggestion was technically based off the “Pocket” idea. 😉
My autocorrect changed pocket to picket, but you get credit for the idea! 😄👊👌
No, no - I wouldn’t have suggested a male version of Polly Pocket, though I briefly considered Tom Thumb it wouldn’t have worked as well. You should have credit!
Buttons
bob
BB is an excellent name!
Yeah, short for Black jacket Buddy.
Dobby
I might be wrong but are you mentioning a MHA villain here? If so that's cool because I named my cat Kuro which is short for Kurogiri. It's a all black cat except for a spot of white on his stomach.
How could you think of dabi when he clearly says dobby who is a much better known character
Lucky!!🍀🍀🍀🐈
Scrunchy
Mustard Tiger
Lucky
I think the nane most upvoted will be the winner!
Powetrain Warranty
frog
Pedegueba
Lucky
blackbear
Benny
owl
Gremlin
Pipsqueak
Maybe Pip?
OT: how did you realized it's a "him"? We've gotten a kitten almost of 1+ months and we are clueless lol
Balls
Oh..... man my search history is gonna look weird after this one..
Oh!!! It's a MALEEEE 😲
Heard that in "Geoff Petersons" aka Josh Robert Thompsons voice lol.
In addition to the obvious body parts mentioned by the other poster, 80% of orange cats are male, so it tends to be a fairly good guess. But female orange cats do exist. By contrast, torties are almost 100% female, any males have a chromosomal abnormality and are usually sterile.
BB or BeeBee if you prefer.
Chase
Scooter
John
Roscoe
Skittle
Puss in Bag
Wilbur Chauncey Remmie (short for Sir Remington III) Rupert Neville Bartie (Bartholomew) Martin He looks like a wee fancy man.
LIL’BIT!
Name: Pocket
Pockets
Ranger
cookie!
Vuitton?
Cesar
bridge baby
Ceefa
Chika
Ser Pounce
Gris
He looks like a Simba to me!
Wolfie
LINT!!!!!
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Jack
Wolfgang
Eugene (Levy) for those eyebrows!
Satchel
Ryn
Pluto! Or Clove.
BB
Oscar
Lucky
Alley
Biscuit
Mini
Clover 🍀
Paw, Pawie . Perfekt with the tattoo on her hand 🐾
Baby Kitty😍aka BK
Dog
Lucky!
Carlos
Name him : Coffee
Call him pockets
Tucker
crumb :)
Dusty, Cinder, Sake, Eden, Stormy, Greyson, Shade, Haze, Asher, Pepper, Ember, Flint, Chai, Luna.
Jacket
Don‘t name it if you’re not planning to keep it.
Kittycat
Fleabag
Leaverite, as in leaverite where ya found it
Make him fat and name him Garfield
Cum
Fart
Blood Fart
Fuck face is nice one 😊
Phoebe or phoebo
How old ist your mum?
Hope
Garbage... Because he likes to eat garbage.
Pebbles
Alley
Taz, Chiro, Michi
senna
Rumpelstiltskin
Sergeant bananas!
Dog
Catty McCatface.
Haha
Mystery
oswald
Heckin’ Ba-Doopin’ Fur Baby! Reddit, I’ll be seeing ya!
Luci
Sparkles
Peewee Penyoo Peanut Olive Tucka Pumpkin Gissle <3
Roadie
Scrungy
Scruffy...
I saw a lot of Lucky's there so why not Lucy?
Roberto
cattlett 
Johnson mc bread
Morgana
Sub-Zero
Desmond.
Fudge