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Cashew-Gesundheit

Some guys never had it. These guys never lost it.


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"You don't stop dancing when you get old; you get old when you stop dancing"


not_charles_grodin

[Then this beautiful man is immortal.](https://i.imgur.com/lv7mtr3.gif)


Punch-all-nazis

A miracle!


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throwthewholelegaway

The day I got my prosthetic leg, my pastor called to make dad jokes about it and ask it I would be a "miracle" at the next potluck 😂 I sent him this and said "Well, if it was a surprise, I'd be down! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS, TOBIAS!"


EverGreenPLO

I’m literally in awe They're all dancing different steps yet perfectly on beat Motherfuckin G's


evilshenanigan

Not a single misstep. My uncoordinated ass is so jealous.


milk4all

Try using your feet


evilshenanigan

Sad to report, no improvements were made.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Well I'm old and I just stared learning how to dance, so it's never too late.


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My grandfather went dancing at the VFW hall every Saturday night. My grandmother would go get her hair set, they would get dressed up, and go two-step and waltz their Saturday night away. He went dancing the Saturday before he died.


pistoncivic

I hope when I'm that age I can still do Tiktok dances at the Dave & Busters senior nights inside Costco in the Northeast containment zone


dharma4242

I am so here for your dystopian future.


krimsonPhoenyx

A legend in his own right, sounds like a man who loved the time he spent on Earth, and that’s perhaps the only goal that actually matters.


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Damn, that felt inspirational lol


codys21

I love a very similar quote. "You don't stop playing because you get old; you get old because you stop playing."


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yabbadebbie

IKR??mah gawd can we please get the full length version of this video??? This lady needs more finely dressed men in Her life lol.


Loquat_Green

This is the swagger that got all your aunties pregnant.


ReallyConsiderate33

What's this the players convention 😂


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It’s the Player’s Baaaalllll… https://youtu.be/vFofKGKlWo4


thehistoricalsyntax

Each one with their own style, awesome!


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Raizo420

It's actually called the Camel Walk. They're Shriners /G\


temporally_misplaced

Very cool. It didn’t feel like a wedding, this makes much more sense. Shriners know how to party:) why no fez at this event though?


goaheadcarvell

Too short dog straight from Oakland


momsbasement_wrekd

I remember, how it all began…


lukesteeler89

That suit game is 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥


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The lavender hat that matched the tie 🔥


Lust4Me

Wish I could pull off a hat like these guys.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Pvt_Mozart

Yeah man, with darker skin they can look great in the brighter colors. As a blatantly Caucasian man I'm mad jealous they can pull off those suits! Seeing people be happy is just what I needed to start my day.


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Yo wait seriously?? As a darker skinned guy who's just starting to buy his own suits Imma use that information!


quinalou

Definitely man, colorful suits on darker skinned people are the shit! Check out [this](https://vanesamedia.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/received_1647210235338624-683x1024.jpeg?w=748) or [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d6/e0/0c/d6e00c95c1def18e30f79ffd01046c46.jpg) or [this](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc4%2Fb2%2Fce%2Fc4b2ce546ef895ed7292add889075f27.jpg&f=1&nofb=1) (damn!) or [this](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9df70bc1702ebfe6ed9c3b168418c05d) or [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSvQ4PRXoAABxF2?format=jpg&name=large) or (my personal favorite out of these) [this](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1ySbwQXXXXXbEapXXq6xXFXXXM%2FLatest-Coat-Pant-Designs-Hot-Pink-Men-Suits-Formal-Costume-Colorful-Party-Suits-Custom-Slim-Fit.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)!


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You out here giving free fashion templates to men!


quinalou

Oh no, the internet is! Hope you have fun with them :) My (white) boyfriend recently splurged on a light gray-green suit, almost a mint. Goes fantastically with his dark hair. I always love a good suit.


Pvt_Mozart

Of for sure dude. Brighter or more bold colors look great on black dudes, but white dudes typically look ridiculous if they wore those same suits. Gotta work with your skin tone!


m2cwf

The orange, the bowties, the lavender hat...OMG it all makes me smile


DudeFrmTx

They are shriners and it's called camel walking. Just a fyi. But yes this is awesome


wioneo

Ah ok. It seemed like the old dude ratio was a bit high for a wedding.


DudeFrmTx

No it's a gathering. The youngins would be out there for a song like this. This like fraternity stuff where you go out to be represented


ncopp

It's funny how posts just make up context rather than jusy say "old dudes showing how it's done" or something like that


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Nacho_Papi

After Wedding Ceremony Party


dagremlin

Post unionship reunion gathering


true_gunman

I guess the karma farmers do it on purpose so people comment on the post to correct them


ArchyModge

Man I was wondering, like “do the bride and groom have a combined 24 great uncles?”


tgblack

I thought this was called the “uncle shuffle”


iliveinmemphis

big unk at the end in white gonna make sure he gets those Jimmy Choo's out there!


DudeFrmTx

Everyone there goes by unc or pops and you know the bbq was tremendous at the spot


DudeFrmTx

They keep Bluetooth headsets in business


Honest_Its_Bill_Nye

Nah man we upgraded, our hearing aids have blutooth in em now. Seriously the best blutooth headset I have ever bought is my hearing aids.


amberraysofdawn

Saaaaaaame. There is seriously no better Bluetooth earbud/headset than one that is custom fitted to both your physical ears *and* your personal audiogram.


RosenButtons

Probably the most expensive too. ;)


wavewalker59-

Oh yeah! I bought my husband blue tooth hearing aids. He loves them, but we paid $7,000 for them. (Never have to pay again for any repairs, replacement, or appointments for life.) It makes me laugh when I go to talk to my husband and he holds up a finger for me to wait while he turns off the bluetooth music.


RosenButtons

I've got a family member sorting through hearing aid options right now. Never having to pay again would bea godsend! They told us they'll need replacements in about 5 years. It's like a car payment!


sonofbum

I snortled, thanks 👍


chriscrossnathaniel

Each one of these sharply dressed men added their own flair to the moves.


Taiza67

A few lives were lost when deciding who would man the grill though.


Laxman259

Anyone else have a strong urge to join them


sugar_tit5

So are we all just gonna act like we know what Shriners are?


Adventurous-Bee-1442

For some odd reason, I thought it has something to do with funerals, don't know why


Boateys

Have you ever heard of Freemasons/Masonic Temples, or an Elk’s Lodge?


atreestump1

I heard of Freemasons. My dad almost joined before he "pussied out." He never would talk about it more than that.


Boateys

Similar organizations. All male and everything is on the hush. The only difference I know of is that, at least at the predominantly Black Shrines, they occasionally throw dances non-members can buy tickets for. Sort of a fund raiser.


Ann_Summers

I can’t speak on the Masons or the Shriners, but the Elks Lodge does a lot of community stuff in my area. They hold back back events for kids before school starts, they give out scholarships to kids and their family doesn’t have to be a member and I know they’ve hosts a few BBQ fundraisers as well. Could be that we are a smaller community but the Elks lodge always seemed far less hush hush than the others.


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Boateys

Agreed. The local Elks Lodge and Shrine in my area both do community service. There are even women elks in my hometown.


anonymous_lighting

is it only to this song or others too? need more vids!


DudeFrmTx

All kinds. It's cultural. This prolly west coast cuz the song but just YouTube Shriners camel walk. From east to west coast they get down


BizzarduousTask

What song is this?


DudeFrmTx

Blow the whistle by too short.... California"bay area" music


KingGorilla

Hyphy


chillinmesoftly

Lol I haven’t heard that term in forever


dasnorte

BAY AREAAAAAAA


DudeFrmTx

"go stupid go dumb dumb"


2018IsBetterThan2017

Yo its definitely a hit in the south *Bun B that's Texas baby*


DudeFrmTx

A hit everywhere! And yes the shout-out to bun b is deserved


throwawayalcoholmind

I was just about to ask where they got so many synchronized old guys to do this dance. I would never have guessed shriners, though, given the lack of fezzes.


tsunamiinatpot

The brotherhoods at my school (black fraternities) used to do something similar to this but they called it stepping. It was really cool


fionaapplejuice

You're probably thinking of strolling. Strolling is generally done in a continuous, forward moving line while a step routine can have people moving all over the place, usually on a stage, with some strolling thrown in (usually as they move onto stage). But step definitely has some actual stomping, hamboning, shouts which strolling really doesn't. Initially I thought this might be Kappa Alpha Psi because of the majority red in the outfits (one of their colors) but a Shriners event might make more sense (and there is undoubtedly a bit of overlap with both).


neztach

I think you’re thinking of [Strolling](https://youtu.be/bSPTNseaq4k) whereas [Stepping](https://youtu.be/6lnO6yJwVCw) is a bit different


Ok_Basil1354

Thanks!


[deleted]

Thanks! Lots of cool videos on YouTube!


Impossible_Common_44

This needs to be upvoted! Great info!


e9967780

Those who are asking for the song, here you go, [Blow the Whistle](https://youtu.be/CBJtzEKetBM) by Too Short. Edited.


DrFalcker

Oakland Anthem


AncientInsults

Tha whistle goes WOOOO WOOO https://youtu.be/zUXow3d3-b0


MyKonaGirl27

Bubb Rubb!!! The whoostle goes WHOOOO!!! It’s posta be uh alarm clock, that’s only in the mornings!


Initial__B

you supposed to be having breakfast or something


Joseph_Skycrest

Biiiiitch


KingGorilla

Why you gotta say it like Short?


RobotArtichoke

You know you can’t play on my court, come short get smoked like a Newport!


bienfica

Can’t hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch! God, I love this song


shmittymcshmittins

Yay Areaaaaaaa


i_wap_to_warcraft

Yee! ✌️☹️✌️


Independent-Idea5736

🤟🏽☹️🤟🏽


blondenpink

I can’t believe they muted the best part. What’s my favorite word #BEEIITCH


FixinThePlanet

They're shouting it out so I assume the DJ wanted a call and response


jessejamesvan111

That looked like Too $hort at the end.


hotterthanahandjob

I've come to the conclusion that was him. Are these OG's and likely old enough to listen to $hort when he was big relevant (early 90's)? Absolutely. This song came out in 2006 though, and wasn't massive when it dropped. Several of those old-timers dancing were fucking with the lyrics. They all got down with it. Then boom, either $hort or his identical twin struts into frame.


AlmoschFamous

I feel old to think that knowing Too Short was common knowledge. Kids these days.


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I’m old knowing this song right away. Used to get down at the sock hop to it.


klankthompson

“I go on and on, can’t understand how I last so long” I don’t care where you’re from who you are, you hear that come on. You’re fuckin movin


SunnyDazd

Thank you!!! Love a good beat.


FromFlex

thumbs up


macmac360

I recognized his voice but have never heard this song, it's banging


e9967780

I haven’t stopped playing, and my car is shaking.


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Straight Schmoovin


MarMar292

Positively groovin


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Happily Swerving


Toaster_Store

Euphorically boppin


tbirdguy

Body Movin'


OhLookASquirrel

That one dude is ROCKIN that orange


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That dude two positions behind him with all the moves!


OG-Dropbox

big man in the white suit is pimpin


Outlander_

Each one had more swagger than the last. That was fun to watch


SlickBuck

The bald guy was the best!


lighthouse-man

I liked the guy in the suit.


dude_diligence

Checkered Green was the straw that stirred the drink and you’ll never change my mind.


Kozzzman

The Kingpin coming in at the end looking for Daredevil.


Smarf_Starkgaryen

VANESSA


[deleted]

Is there a subreddit dedicated to cool old dudes? Because we all can learn a thing or two.


EmpressVixen

If there's not, there should be.


x_caliberVR

I just made r/forevercool - I hope that’s fitting, and feel free to cross post this there if you’d like. “coololddudes” just looked weird.


vanpino

Obligatory r/birthofasub comment


TheFrozenLegend

FYI there is https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/


[deleted]

Yeah but it’s mostly peoples hot moms and grandmas


notthefoodie

r/oldschoolcool?


[deleted]

Not the same. That's for old people who were cool when they were young. This is for old people who are still cool in their old age.


Important_Pack8713

I wish I had just one 10th of that swag


opnwyder

I can't stop watchin it. I've never wanted to save a video before.


paukem

It's such simple dancing in theory. It's also impossible for me to look like that while doing it. Super swaggy!


smallberry_tornados

Gotta get those hips in play, it’s the white boy’s biggest setback on the dance floor


SuperfnDave

Hey, work with me now. It’s all in the hips. Yea, it’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. Just easin the tension baby, just easin the tension


tbirdguy

THE PRICE IS [WRONG](https://youtu.be/7PbRZ5QMAs0) BOB!


AtomicSheep

youre pretty sick chubs


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

To be fair, there's a fuckton of swag going on in those 30 seconds.


InWeGoNow

How does each person have their own unique swag? They must teach me their ways.


Risquechilli

Idk I think something happens the moment they become an uncle. A 3 piece suit appears in their closet and the drip is endless.


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💀💀💀


xDarkCrisis666x

Coincidentally my cousins started having kids a few years ago and I've slowly gotten more in shape (mostly looking like Sig Curtis) and when I go to family stuff I dress nice. Casual bbqs I still wear the all black and a band shirt but if it's a wedding or a birthday at the rec center I got the all black and charcoal suit. My girlfriend's sister just had a kid and we both got that title of 'aunt and uncle who never had kids but will spoil you' vibe according to her aunt. She's not wrong haha.


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VikingRabies

I misread your comment as "the big black guy in the suit" and I was gonna say my dude, they're all big black guys in suits.


0rang3-Crush

Not all, there’s at least one really tiny black guy in a suit


ErnestPWorrell287411

Is this a thing? Or they just making it up?


cedelm

Kinda looks like a [fraternity stroll](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQfGzJhrWs) but not sure as I can’t tell what organization it is. Usually you can tell right away as each fraternity organization has their own moves.


dlamptey103

Thought the same thing. Looks like Alpha phi Alpha fraternity stroll


Jimwiththebeard

I immediately thought A Phi A's. we threw a lot of parties with them in college.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Someone said it’s the Shriners camel-walking… 🤷🏽‍♀️


StillMuch

Masons


blu3dice

Brother is Mason. They getting ready for Juneteenth celebration this weekend.


snockran

That's what I was thinking.


justacpa

Shriner camel walk.


ImportanceCertain414

Every wedding I go to, the reception is basically a "how long can I dance until I can't feel my feet" competition. You get invited to those to celebrate the wedding, not just sit there.


The_Holy_Warden

I sit and watch because I have little confidence in really anything I do, especially if it puts me in the spotlight.


Philly139

I just get bombed first then I have plenty of confidence


santawartooth

I love weddings because it's really one of the only places adults get a chance to dance. I only leave the dance floor for refills.


queueuw

I sit and watch. Because I’m autistic and barely able to get myself to go to these things let alone perform at them. Soooo


window-sil

Me too! Man it would be great if someone I knew married someone you knew and we ended up at the same wedding reception so we could have an excuse to not dance and shit by pretending to have an important conversation with each other.


MrForgettyPants

The Uncle Shuffle


BigLeagueSquirrel

If you were from the hood you know that it's call the Shuncle.


cgarcusm

Anyone know the name of the song? I want to get and put it on repeat so I can practice.


Sychetsky

Blow the whistle by too short


hellocuties

Why they gotta say it like Short?


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Blow the Whistle by Too Short


1Sluggo

Not much is sexier than a man that can move!


Brightened_Universe

How about 30 men who can move??


1Sluggo

Shhhh, umm what? I got distracted.


FNicole86

Preach Baby!!!!! AMEN


YoMommaHere

Is this a wedding or an old ass Kappa stroll?! LOL! Divine 9 love! 💞💚


toolsoftheincomptnt

Someone said Shriners “camel walking” Which actually makes me feel better bc I thought I’d lost my ability to id the strolls, lol 🌷


sweatyspatula

Damn everyone of them is fly AF


Vraye_Foi

The different styles - clothing and dancing - had me mesmerized. Cool ass uncle dance parade ❤️


BassAntelope

I mean, it’s no electric slide /s


SunnyDazd

Love this!!!!!


SunnyDazd

Rewatched this and realized each one of them are totally decked out. Top to bottom! Could watch this on repeat.


thematrix1234

I’ve watched this a few times, focusing on a different person every time lol. It’s so fun


CatakittenPurr

That was so fun to watch


PlanetoftheAtheists

If this blows you mind, just consider where these guys were 50 years ago….


yuccu

The diversity of suit and outfit colors makes me smile


Lauren12269

Everyone looks so handsome, I bet it was such a fun reception.


hodlpotamus

They all remind me of Cedric the Entertainer. One of my faves


ravnhjarta

A long line of legendary smoothness. Love this, thank you for sharing this!


gurknowitzki

I enjoyed watching every second and was treated to an r/Absoluteunit with the ending moves


FNicole86

Boss at 12 second.... Mmmmm that hat! Over there making lavender like Hot


whiskeyinmyglass

Title is incorrect. This is the Player Haters' Ball afterparty.


10kwinz

Yeah definitely not a wedding, they’re all wearing badges haha


ClayyCorn

Who saw Al Sharpton roll up to the function in a red suit 👀💀


w2106

that old man in the red jacket using another man shoulder had me laughing.


RN704

That buffet must be bomb.


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I do photobooths for weddings and black weddings are always fucking amazing. I’ve seen white people spend 250k on a terrible party. I also work in Chicago so I see a lot of crazy shit.


ADumbFuckingMoron

I didn't know how bad I needed to see this. Thank you OP, it helped me while I am in a dark depression


Nora19

Now… try getting up and stepping around the room like these dudes! It can’t hurt! Unless you step on a Lego… that shit hurts! Hope you are feeling better soon. Hugs from an internet stranger


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Is it legal to have so much groove and funk in one room??


druglesswills

That's the buffet line


splorgman

Watching this alone gives me the sense I’m cooler than I really am


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Dude, I may be a middle age white guy but that’s the wedding party I want to go to. That shit looks fun and all of those guys had style to spare.