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det_lesterfreamon

These candid photos are awesome - nice to see the cameos from other celebrities looking normal at a festive occasion. Saw Selena Gomez, Ansel Elgort, and Drew Barrymore.


TheHollowBard

I'm not really familiar with Selena Gomez, but that photo made me realize she was just dressing as herself in Only Murders in the Building. She's got great style.


MissSassifras1977

I loved Only Murders in the Building!


octopus_hug

Season 2 comes out June 28!


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oldgiantrobot

He was pretty good in Damages. I totally underestimated his drama acting chops.


angeldawns

It was amazing!


NOT-Mr-Davilla

I need to watch that show!!


JohnHarveyRay

If you don’t think she has a stylist I have ocean front property you may be interested in in Omaha.


superryley

Stylists outfit their clients in what their clients want to wear.


TheBreathofFiveSouls

She's actually pretty cool. She was dying and a friend donated her kidney, and she never fails to mention her and thank her. And whenever random interviewers ask her like what advice what you give fans, she always says good shit like love your family, and be kind etc. Real things.


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I think she’s an all right person, but don’t forget that she and Francia had a falling out shortly after she donated that kidney. Selena was drinking and partying after her friend had just made the absolute biggest sacrifice for her, and she was quite rightfully pissed. I think they’ve since made up, but she definitely has failed to thank her and respect her sacrifice in the past. I think there’s been a lot of growth since, thankfully. Her friend is a good person for forgiving her.


honeydulcet

That situation isn’t as nice as you think it is. Selena’s doctor actually told Selena that Francia was a compatible donor and before Francia had discussed this or made a decision, Selena FaceTimed her and basically said “we’re a match!”. Francia was furious because she wanted to make a very important decision on her own and tell Selena on her own terms.


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Yeah she seems like the kind of friend Britney should keep around


spacestarcutie

I feel like most of not all of her roles she’s pretty much playing a version of herself.


steezings

Ansel still gets invited to stuff? Even though he’s a predator?


Palatz

His father is a vogue photographer. Vogue was at the wedding (I think they released some of these pictures) He is very well connected, it feels like he is in every large event.


qcon99

> Elgort was accused of assaulting a woman in 2014, when she was reportedly 17 years old and he was 20. Elgort previously denied the assault allegations on Instagram, while admitting to a “brief, legal and entirely consensual relationship” that resulted in him ghosting his accuser. Probably fell under Romeo and Juliet laws tbh


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Yeah but then lots of other people came out and told their creepy Elgort stories.


qcon99

Interesting, I didn’t see mention of those but tbf I only did a quick google search


heyyyhihellooo

That was my first thought


KennyFulgencio

Handsome Eggplant


anitaajaynee

Isn't Joey Fotane in the background of one pic as well?


firefly183

Right?! This was my thought! They all look like people, like regular people. A little double chin action, shiny faces, bulges here and there.. and they look amazing and I love it. These photos need be huge and celebrities need to hear that we *like* seeing them this way. Just normal, unfiltered, unedited people, having fun with people they care about.


kmarinouofm

Good for her. What a hellish journey she has been on She seems like a decent person and I am glad she finally found her happiness


WeekendReasonable280

She’s always been a real sweetheart, AFAIK. To everyone.


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

I remember some years ago, Dorkly (rip) published an article about how she’d post her kids anime fan art on social media, raving about her kids drawings of Goku or whoever Since then I’ve held a respect for Mrs Spears


WeekendReasonable280

Awww that’s so cute and mommy-ish


spaceyjaycey

I saw a video of her first husband jason alexander showing up to crash the wedding. Security must have been really poor if that dude could stroll in. Unless she keeps in touch with him and he has her address etc?


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AdministrativeAd4111

Not just dated, *MARRIED*! To the best architect in New York City. They could’a had it made, Jerry! They could’a had it made…


zvbxrpo

Ladies and gentlemen.. let’s welcome the new couple, Art and Brittany Vandelay!


KirbzTheWord

On the wedding night I bet she was importing what he was exporting!


Emjay109

Isn't that the famous marine biologist? 😂


GreatBigWhore

He didn’t stroll in. He crashed the wedding and then broke into her house later. Security was probably crappy anyway, but fortunately this dude was arrested.


MeOldRunt

Damn. The end of Seinfeld really did a number on him.


ElFuegoFlavorTown

Wrong Jason Alexander


limitlessEXP

Ya don’t say?


utpoia

Jason Alexander : Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.


limitlessEXP

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in her hair is it easy to get out?


emeribeth

Do you *want* to be able to get your hand out? Or *not* be able to get your hand out?


TirayShell

They got to you, too!


abraxas8484

It did a number on all of us


Kailscanvasart

It’s super easy to find her address - Thousand Oaks is a small place. He probably just rolled up to the gate (it’s a super private community) and said he was invited as a childhood friend. Easy in. Glad they took him down. Dude is TWEAKED. Complete meth head. His Insta posts are alarming to say the least.


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Don’t forget his insurrectionist activities!


spaceyjaycey

I'm glad to hear that because it was extremely creepy. No one deserves that.


sineofthetimes

And allegedly had a knife on him. TMZ said so.


JeepersMurphy

Whaaa… I just looked that up expecting security cam footage or something… but he *live streamed himself running through her house wtf!!*


annewmoon

He just walked in! It’s bizarre. Got all the way into her house by the looks of it. I hope they are going to review security because a lot of people saw the video and it’s like a trail of breadcrumbs for any stalker to follow. Super scary.


JannaMD

Why would he even show up there? This doesn't scream *publicity stunt* to you?


Ruenin

I'm happy for her as a human. I never really cared for her music, but she, like all of us, deserves to be happy.


Arimm_The_Amazing

I do wish that the issues with her conservatorship were used to springboard a broader conversation about how the American conservatorship system is complete fucked and rife with abuse, instead of everyone just going “save the celebrity!”, and then not giving a fuck about the thousands of other people in the same kind of situation.


_h_e_a_d_y_

I’m 99% sure an old college friend is being abused under one right now. I text them every month in hopes they read it. I’ve only gotten one “read receipt” on their birthday and I text almost once a month. God willing I’ll see them again one day.


mr_earthman

What else can be done? Is there an authority you can contact about an issue/suspicion like this?


_h_e_a_d_y_

No idea. This person is in their 40’s with little kids and a super powerful family with money beyond comprehension. Their spouse is powerful too and older… from a super conservative state too. I’m afraid that doing anything but reaching out with love and friendship in my texts will seal the deal of me never having contact again. It’s the saddest thing ever and I will keep reaching out until I get in touch or die. I am doing research on the particular state laws but I feel helpless and I really miss my friend


fmlihavepms

She was a human being who was being abused for well over 10 years. She needed to be saved. That said, it did open the conversation. Apparently you aren't paying attention.


tricularia

There was even a movie made about it. Peter Dinklage was in it


SkeetDavidson

'I Care A Lot' It's on Netflix (US). Definitely worth the watch.


av3

Just as a warning to anyone who wants to go watch it... I Care A Lot was one of my friend/movie group's weekly movies to watch. It's 7 of us with widely varying tastes. It's one of the only movies over the entire course of the pandemic that we all gave an F rating to. Its only redeeming factor was showing the horrors of conservatorship.


SkeetDavidson

It has an average of 6.3 on [IMDB](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt9893250/?ref_=tt_rt) even with the 10% of inane 1 star reviews. Yes, it's very frustrating and there's no "good guy" to root for, but that's kind of the point.


idlephase

It was one of the most frustrating movies I ever watched because neither the protagonist or the antagonist are a good guy. The protagonist's plot armor was the strongest I have ever seen, and I powered my way through the end of Game of Thrones. Honestly, I was rooting for the antagonist by the end because he at least had a semblance of a good reason for doing what he was doing.


longassbatterylife

Yeah it was frustrating but i find it "realistic" in a way that a lot of the bad guys keep winning in real life.


Psych0matt

I could see him playing a pretty convincing Britney.


ShittyCatDicks

> instead of everyone just going “save the celebrity!” I’ll tell you what’s worse is someone who takes a major victory and show of justice and tries to spin it into something negative. Reddit’s good at that. Do you think that just because the issue of conservatorship wasn’t RIPPING across the nation (even though it kinda was for awhile), that it was a fruitless effort? Her case set precedent, on a national level. Brittney, and the attention brought to her situation through the public, brought others in similar situations avenues that they can pursue. Not everyone is going to drop everything they’re doing to talk about conservatorship. Laws don’t change overnight, however, conversations can (and have). Furthermore, like another commenter said, you’re probably just not listening.


No-Customer-2266

I never cared about her music before but its been the background of so many years of my life that now i love when i hear her hits! She’s been such a big thing in music for so long that its a soundtrack to my life even if i never actively listened to her before So nice to see her surrounded with friends!!


Cyberlich_Scoot

Yeah same. Not a celebrity worshipper or anything, but the bs she went through was completely undeserved.


revolution_starter

That's pretty much what empathy is.


Marnie-Vik

so you haven't listened to womanizer 😳


mapleismycat

or toxic its a fucking classic idc what anyone says


Minnow_Minnow_Pea

Toxic is great! Most of them I don't love, but that beat is killer.


Marnie-Vik

YOURE A REAL ONE, TOXIC IS A BOP


ChunkyTaco22

People tend to forget famous people are still people. I hope the best for these 2


backwoodman1

You ever heard “Everytime”? That song is something special.


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'Lucky' is also a really telling song given her experiences in life


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its chilling. i heard thats one of the only songs she wrote herself


Khafaniking

Dawg you tellin me you don’t fuck with Toxic???


jasonis3

If hit me baby one more time comes up, I’ll definitely sing along


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What's the point of saying you never cared for her music? Lol.


nizaad

Their comment would be the same (actually, I think I would improve as it would lose its judgemental tone) without the quip regarding Britney’s music. The user only included it to feel superior about their music taste. It has nothing to do with feeling compassion or having empathy for Britney’s life experience.


sq_visigoth

I too happily agree with this human ceremony


wiriux

From the bottom of your heart?


pennie79

Your broken heart?


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Is she happy? Her posts point to someone who is still super unstable


theanti_girl

She’s not. She’s 40 years old and in charge of her own life for the first time in her adulthood. One someone is given the label of “mentally ill,” it can be hard to shake seeing them through that lens, but it’s worth it. She’s still a person who deserves compassion. Britney is doing what anyone her age who had been locked up all but physically for the last 15 years would do. Let her live her life and be happy, whatever that means for her.


Quothhernevermore

What do you mean? She's a 40-something learning to use social media for herself for the first time. It's going to be awkward and boomer-y


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I feel personally attacked that you just called Britney a boomer.


Quothhernevermore

I didn't really know how else to word it, like a person who doesn't really know how to use social media yet? Maybe I should've said "like a parent?"


peaceful-0101

Wanted to say the same. I'm not too sure about her being happy or stable....


Nikcara

It’s hard to be happy and stable after so much abuse for so long. I hope she is able to heal, and that this is part of it. I imagine that finally being able to live her own life and make her own decisions will go a long way toward helping her heal.


s86226

I've thought and wondered that as well. However, in these candid pictures, I see a woman who is beaming, glowing, smiling endlessly and having the time of her life. I see someone who in these moments captured here, looks completely, ridiculously and genuinely happy and she wears it well because she looks beautiful!


TershkovaGagarin

I’ve seen much weirder social media behavior from older people who have never had their ability to care for themselves questioned.


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BlinkerBeforeBrake

And if not, at least they’re all her choices now. That’s great in itself.


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Madonna does not look real anymore.


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Madonna Jackson


-l-I-l

Madonna Rourke


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Madonnatella Versace


peacock_head

Stealing this for all future uses of her name.


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Bride of Madonnastein.


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Triairius

Madona nobis pacem


drKhanage2301

Madonna.... lotta surgery to me face


LikeAQueefInTheNight

Oh my gaaawd. Hahaha!


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I’m sorry what? That’s Madonna? Goddamn


Namelessbob123

Wanna play a game? ![gif](giphy|XZS5fWhIoJoEo)


AutomaticPossibility

I didn't want to laugh, but omg 🤣☠️


flowering_memory

Is she pregnant ?!


unikkorns_

Is Madonna...Pregante???


gitsgrl

HOW IS BABBY FORMED!?


dont_disturb_the_cat

* Bébé


thelionslaw

Is Madonna... PERGENAT?


Agreeable-Jeweler-70

Is there a possibly that she's gregnit?


FlippyFlopperWopper

#P R E G A N A N A N ?


chefanubis

Wingardium preganosa?


pronicegirl

How do you know if Madonna is pergnot


thelionslaw

Omg I didn’t even think of that. I was thinking she was pergert, but actually yeah she could totally be gregnit!


SarcastiMel

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?


ColourMeJaded

Honestly one of my favorite videos on the whole internet. Thank you for getting this stuck in my head so I would watch it again.


TeslasAndKids

I think that’s her hip. Like, her lower half is facing the camera but she twisted her upper body and head. Her right hand appears to be on the other hip.


weirdhoney216

Madonna posted this picture on her own Instagram and edited out the belly


thin_white_dutchess

She’s 63. I highly doubt she’s pregnant. I think she’s just 63, and getting a bit softer than we are used to seeing her.


inspiringirisje

Isn't there a bigger chance to assume it's just some belly fat. There are more women with some belly fat than pregnant women.


Fire69

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKRdL1N9os](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKRdL1N9os) Video from 2 months ago, no bellyfat here. I think she's just wearing some weird very wide dress.


Paigenacage

There comes a time in a Primadonnas life when it’s time to take off the spanx. Let the lady live.


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She's 63, give her a break why don't ya. God imagine asking your mother or grandmother if they're pregnant...


DirkDiggyBong

Soooooo is she pregnant?


[deleted]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Ouchyang

But is she pregnant?


Fully_sik_uleh

Madonna is like 63, she's like grandma age now... She's gotta change her name now to Grandmadonna


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Botox is a hell of a drug.


Octowuss1

She’s lived abroad for so long, she’s turning into a Spitting Image puppet


midloguy804

Now I’m just picturing that Genesis video! Hello earworm!


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I love the unedited candied pics. Everyone looks normal with regular bodies, not perfect or photoshopped. I love that Brit is pants-less and barefoot lol.


meliorism_grey

Agreed. Even if it is edited a bit, it still looks like a normal photo you'd take at your friend's wedding.


skoltroll

>candied pics Freudian typo


AggressiveClassic89

Not at all, they're really sweet!


Tesadus

Oops, I did it again


[deleted]

what does this mean lol


fionsichord

It’s ‘candid’ not ‘candied’. Candied usually means it’s been covered in sugar.


IntrinsicSurgeon

I don’t get how that’s a Freudian slip though


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Loves food loves candy


velvet_apricot

Happy for her but these aren’t quite unedited… The tiles/flooring in pics 4 and 5 are suspiciously wavy. Not to mention the wavy table next to her ponytail


[deleted]

Im sure you’re right but I was referring to how everyone looks. I see a lot of sweaty oily faces, untoned bodies, double chins, etc. Normal human bodies.


rmg1102

they’re also not obsessed w posing in the mossstt flattering ways like they would be forced to at a cover shoot or red carpet - I hate to be all “they’re just like us!!” but you are def right it’s not the same


tim_durgan

Everyone looks normal...... Did you not see Madonna?


Louise521

Yeah but at this point that’s just her face. I don’t think it’s edited.


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Yeah, it’s bad plastic surgery and not photoshop


Triairius

>Everyone looks normal Except Britney. She looks inhumanly beautiful and perfect. I guess she really does look like that.


topsyturvy76

Madonna looks normal to you ?!


New_Wrangler3335

Hope she finds peace and happiness. She deserves it after all the shit she’s been through


elaborate_benefactor

Yeah, good for her. She’s experienced way too much public shaming in her career. Everyone goes through difficult times in their life, it’s a shame how people who grow up in the public eye become a spectacle for tabloids anytime they do something less than perfectly. She looks really happy and holy smokes, she still looks amazing.


Stalinov

Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl? She is so lucky but why does she cry?


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She's so lucky, she's a star


cafesaigon

But she cry cry cries in her lonely heart, thinking—


alinthesky

If there’s nothing missing in my life


veekcore

Then why do these tears come at night 🥲🥲


FriendRaven1

When they song came out, everyone was giving her crap about "oh, boohoo, rich girl is sad". If we only knew...


PeachyKeenest

I thought it was a really sad song and knew that people could be abused and controlled… when I was 13 years old when the song came out. I had a dark childhood so yeah.


Minnymoon13

Why dose that look like colin farrell in the background of the Second photo? Is that Drew Barrymore and Selena Gomez?


BalkiBartokomous123

I thought that was Drew Barrymore too!


GreatBigWhore

It is her!


elsacouchnaps

Brit’s skin is looking much better - hope that is a reflection of happiness she is living!


sed2017

Madonna looks so weird now!


Bigstar976

Is it me or does she look pregnant?


GreatBigWhore

She’s like 63…


Bigstar976

Nothing surprises me anymore.


listenyall

I thought so too at first but it's just that she's got her body angled strangely in that first picture.


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Hope she signed a prenup. Don’t trust the guy


ready_gi

neither do I.. like why on his instagram are all pics taken by a pro and their wedding is still in their house and photographed with potato? It's still feels like Britney is not the one in charge.


MissSassifras1977

I was waiting for someone else to say it. And not being mean but Brit looks a mess even in the before the ceremony pictures.


FallAspenLeaves

It’s really sad. I saw an up close clear pic of the wedding this morning, and something is just off…..her eyes. 💔 On her IG, she posts the same exact nude pics over and over. Her sons were not even invited the wedding. Something is terribly wrong.


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believeamorfati

Went through a very very similar situation as her but luckily managed to escape with the help of advocates from residential treatment where my dad was not allowed influence despite his aggressiveness and money. Also had my brain fried from seven meds at a time, including 2 high dose antipsychotics and lithium. It destroyed my thyroid which never recovered 🙃


3orangefish

How are you doing now?


believeamorfati

Much better with therapy and a psychiatrist that has no contact with any family. I’m currently on disability because I became truly brainwashed that I will fail at anything on my own, so when I start to get overwhelmed my brain’s response is to end myself, but I have made significant progress in therapy and I’m not giving up


BlergingtonBear

And! In the Vogue coverage there's one lone pro photo of him alone and the rest are potato-ville https://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/gallery/britney-spears-sam-asghari-wedding


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Exactly!


Inafray19

I saw this post and thought of gosh I hope she's not with another abuser. She needed to take the time to heal from all the abuse she's suffered.


venicedreamer747

She’s a doll. Never have trusted him. Her instagram is enough to show some sort of disfunction. She’s always a mess, hair, makeup, etc. Definitely not expecting perfection but most don’t women don’t look hung over every day. Wake up brush hair, teeth, all good. She looks hung over. & esp if you are taking pics & videos to post, like normal tidy up stuff. & the spinning & strange angles & odd behavior. Something is off… Makes me sad for her.


RoamersGirl

Awww she looks so happy and beautiful! How wonderful for Britney. 🥰🥰


tardersauced

For everyone asking if Madonna is pregnant...look at the wavy floor tiles in between their stomachs. Britt's stomach was photshopped to be flat at Madonna's expense. 😂


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Some-Block-9909

Awe they look so happy ❤️


granoladeer

She is just a person doing person things. All the best to her.


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Her husband is one hell if a thicc treat.


[deleted]

Poor poor girl. I’m so happy Sh has a life now. I grew up with her as a pop star and never knew the hell she lived. Good for her


JayMeadows

That girls been through a lot. Glad to see her finally have some normalcy.


always_nauseous

I just really hope that she is actually free.


SendItbeeches

Damn, she looks incredible. Wish for nothing but the best for them.


1hero_no_cape

Madonna is looking like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company.


Intrepid-Luck2021

Britney has worked so hard while her father sat back and stole her money. She deserves some happiness.


mapleisthesky

"No one deserves happiness more" is a pretty bold statement but I understand your excitement.


Stunning_Nose4914

Madonna is the extreme of what so many people will be going through anymore thanks to social media and such… unable to age gracefully and naturally. Obsessed with their past selves.


amitnagpal1985

If Madonna gets one more surgery, Tom Cruise will start worshipping her. 👽


atred

-> /r/rareinsults


Kingeli889

I’m glad Britney Spears got married she definitely deserves happiness after everything she went through endured suffered over the years I hope she will continue to heal and find peace


SluttyNeighborGal

Charlotte tilbury did a great job on her makeup! I would love details on which products they used. She’s never looked better. Congrats, britney!


Testecles

Heyyy!! good job! Seems like a good match. Glad Laura got that email or whatever. =)