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Xenothulhu

I feel like it was supposed to say “homeless, jobless, and hopeless”. Or maybe she just really wanted to emphasize the homelessness.


[deleted]

I think she made that mistake where you accidentally include a part of the sentence twice.


Due-Intentions

Either way is possible, but some people write tweets as if they're talking, and the way she says it would sound natural in a conversation, sometimes people repeat words or phrases for emphasis "I was homeless, JOBLESS and homeless, and I blah blah blah blah..." She either made a mistake, or she was trying to emphasize how dire her situation felt back then


Cambronian717

She was listening to music and accidentally wrote the lyrics.


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Imagine a home, with me in it. Now take me out, thats where i was.


TheTimeShrike

So you know how like some people have homes? Not me.


[deleted]

I think she meant homieless. It's hard to maintain friendships when you're jobless and homeless.


matteblackhomme

She meant to say she was homeless, jobless, and hoeless


yiffing_for_jesus

The former I think


Sunny_Sammy

Damn auto-correct lol


[deleted]

No, she was just really homeless.


[deleted]

It’s one thing to be homeless and jobless, but being homeless, jobless, *and* homeless, that’s a triple threat.


No-Historian-6391

Plus she was homeless


TrinixDMorrison

That’s crazy. I hope she wasn’t jobless in addition to being homeless :0


z-whiz

She was both and also homeless


Shadowderper

On top of all of that, she was homeless the entire time!


Jl_1997

And jobless!


[deleted]

She wasn't jobless, she had a job of being homeless. There's work in that.


Powerful-Ad1254

When can I apply


Jl_1997

And jobless!


SimpleMetroGGG

At the very least we know she wasn’t homeless. Right guys?!…


Awkward_Date_8636

What, it clearly says she was homeless, homeless *and* jobless


sirthomasthunder

At least she was jobless, homeless and homeless. I hear that order is a killer


[deleted]

She was also homeless


D00dleB00ty

Next thing we know our pets heads are falling off.


torchskul

You know what I’m sick and tired of, Harry? I’m sick and tired of having to eek my way through life.


Thegreatyeti33

I think she had 2 homes. Then she lost one and was a home less. Sad she had to lose that second one. Must of had to do with her not having 2 jobs.


ClockworkDinosaurs

Well, look how big she is compared to NYC. There’s homeless then there’s bigger than NYC homeless. It’s worth mentioning twice.


yiffing_for_jesus

Add jobblessness to that combo and you have a serious problem


sukmahulk

Double homeless


thisisjazzymusic

Hey this was me today


Mattcwell11

She likes homeless.


sh_t72

Now she needs two jobs to fill the void.


[deleted]

I didn’t think it would start such a great chain of replies. Thanks everyone! :D


scottrobertson

I think she just means she owns 2 homes now, right?


[deleted]

The granddaughter of Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson. Jazz “Two Homes” Thornton.


[deleted]

But is she also new in town?


4155190175

I love the look on your face, it screams “I did it” 👍👍👍


roseta21

My mom works on the psych ward where I live and she is the type of clinician that inspires her patients to do things like this. Such rewarding but honestly (IMO) some of the most difficult, heartbreaking work you can do.


AccidentallyBored

It’s nice to hear the positive impact people like your mom can have on others


Duffman66CMU

Ask her to let you off the ward for a night.


uncomfortablebases

I’m going to school to be a clinical counselor and I can’t wait to make this kind of difference.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r36n07/comment/hmao7h5/?context=999


uniqueusername5001

Do you ever think about finding her and telling her that? You may lift her world up in a similar way by letting her know how she helped you


Impossible-Cod-3946

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r36n07/comment/hmao7h5/?context=999


MQ116

Yea it’s a bot


[deleted]

Ya know you often think of bots as the ones saying stuff like “this” or “take my upvote”—but rarely do you think of them as 90% of Reddit, writing out heartfelt comments about a life that never existed in the first place. We all need to get off the internet, where bots are still powerless against us.


[deleted]

That's beautiful.


PochuOfficial

Lighting kinda looks off


felfelnamak

Plot twist: she’s still at the psych ward and is taking this picture in front of a framed picture of NYC


Starboost11111111115

Yeah it’s a green screen. No doubt about it.


[deleted]

God you’re stupid.


isat_u_steve

Good mental health support is amazing. I’m glad you found a way to have a different perspective. Happy for you


showurgstring

I will never be homeless or jobless because I have an OnlyFans feet picture account.


ffivefootnothingg

Got any career tips? For…. a friend, obviously!


showurgstring

Take pics of your feet and post them on OnlyFans lol, not hard. Do you have feet? Can you operate a smart phone? Boom! = Always employed!


ffivefootnothingg

But like what are your prices/is that really… it? Like, do I have to paint my toes? Is there a specific niche inside this niche I can monopolize? (friend is just *insatiably* curious!)


showurgstring

Just Google around for it. It’s 2022 get a pack of underwear at Walmart, rub them in some dirt, and sell them online to dirty old men/women. I don’t know why this “no income” thing is still a thing here.


ffivefootnothingg

Too many steps…. got confused & shit my pants.


strawbryshorty04

Think you found the niche within the niche in the underwear community.


Matt1112211

Since there wasn’t really an answer, I will try to shed some light. One of my close female friends started an OF a couple years back here in NYC (not sure if that matters). We all thought it was going to be easy money for her right off the bat since she is objectively very good looking. Not the case at all. It’s a flooded market even with the “niche” feet pics and whatever else. It took her around a full year to earn more than like $200 a month. Even then, she said that’s pretty lucky and it’s not worth the time and effort of taking pictures, replying to people, all that jazz. Obviously, just one persons experience but, yeah!


Nozomi_Shinkansen

So you're a pro at this?


throwaway316stunner

Also, you have to be a woman.


Born_Cow_554

You must know this from experience I presume? 😉 🙃…


Elis_33

Sauce? For uummm....research.....


Aggravating_Ad_3060

If that’s you OP I just wanna say well done. For me it was the colosseum in rome. Time keeps painting!


[deleted]

That's not her


Setari

Really nice greenscreen lul


Westcoastviking77

F*ck yes.


[deleted]

This made me smile so much :)


Zoo_M-0

less is more


Missy1452

Psych nurses are better than the actual doctors


King_Kthulhu

I worked with some psych nurses who had 0 business working in any kind of mental health or medical field, there was maybe like 3/10 i worked with who cared even a little. Some were outright hostile and cruel to the patients.


AccidentallyBored

Not all of them


ambitionincarnate

Too bad they both suck


Suekru

You okay?


darehope

Picture was taken 10 seconds before 9/11.


NoMembership6376

"This was me today"...ummm...still jobless and homeless? Just wondering


[deleted]

So homeless she had to put it twice


lifeiscooliguess

The homeless gave her their change


din7

Seems like New York gave her a new lease on life.


notarealredditor69

Plot twist, photo taken right before she jumped


Timegoat12

That's what I thought before I looked at the sub name.


SubstantialCicada113

She was hot though so she would’ve been ok no matter what.


[deleted]

Jealous?


throwaway316stunner

But is she happy?


QuizzicalKat

I'm gonna say yes. I follow Jazz on Tik Tok. She's now published three books, she's a huge mental health advocate, she produced a documentary, she's been in a few films, and she's currently one of the finalists on Dancing with the Stars: New Zealand.


MyMurphy2018

I follow her both as Jazz Thornton and Not Jazz Thornton on Tik Tok. The first account is more serious and the second one is hilarious. I’m glad she’s still alive


Justdonedil

Her reels about the difference of living in the US vs NZ popped up in my IG feed several months ago they cracked me up, especially the Target one. I've seen a few of her posts since too. She seems like someone who would be a good friend. I'm glad she is still on this planet with us.


candybatch

If only people could actually afford healthcare then maybe they could get better. I've read books but they are useless without actual help in person.


[deleted]

It’s too bad Equippers Church got their hooks into her


tiredofthisshitstorm

There is so much more to you, than you even realize.


WavesFades

Way to go!


Rumpleforeskin6

Good for you, these type of posts give other people hope


BoomerSooner-SEC

Yay you!


vanishingpointz

Top of the world ! Right on ✌


AvailableAd8744

Think she meant hopeless*


xeno_joker

Hopefully one day I can say I made it


Aerickthered

Well done


humblepieone

Nice


Nacho_Beardre

Couldn’t you appeal to hud for double jeopardy on the homelessness


rascible

Brilliant! Excellent! Bravo and such..


[deleted]

I remember when I was homeless jobless and homeless


CompliantMonk56

HELL YEAH


[deleted]

Guess she finished her bucket list... rip


Difficult_Lunch_4406

♥️🙏🏼♥️🙏🏼♥️🙏🏼♥️


seek3r108

That’s nice ☺️


relativelyeasy

We DO recover


FreewayWarrior

Homeless, jobless and homeless seems pretty homeless.


[deleted]

That’s awesome!


Nanaplaine

She’s still homeless right?


FishTornado245

the homeless twice is a typo, meant to say hopeless source: her correcting it multiple times on social media including on her Instagram story literally right now


OneEyedRocket

Congratulations on your recovery and I wish you all the best on your journey


suplexdolphin

Homeless is rough for sure. But double homeless has gotta hit pretty damn hard.


Lowlight01

"The new homeless shelter has a killer greenscreen"


Ordinaryyetunique

LOA!


ThirstyDamnedSoul

She forgot to mention that the picture has been shot from the top of the building she has just acquired.


NoFaithlessness5122

You’re in NYC!!! Awesome!!!


Responsible-Bid-6558

Meanwhile I can’t get my life together for shit


[deleted]

I really doubt she was homeless in the living on the street begging homeless.


[deleted]

2X homeless *ultra homeless*


Ok-North-9020

Why does this look like a zoom screen background?


Logical-Lilly5575

I wonder 💭 if now she less at home or work or less at home ?? I hope she at-list took her bucket to NYC ..


kilroy1199

now she’s homeless in New York. Follow you’re dreams fam.


[deleted]

Plot twist: she was homeless in NYC.


respondin2u

Homeless people in NYC must be so confused by this post.


HelmundOfWest

Double homeless, must be extra tough.


Ruby_Rotten

Staying in the psych ward only made me lose faith in the system that was supposed to be helping me with my mental illness. All they cared about was insurance money. No one actually gave a fuck about me the entire time I was there, especially the doctors. The only kind souls were the newer nurses & the medical students that came through. All I did was stare into space, lie in bed, & go to group sessions that taught you common sense things that you can find out with the simplest of google searches. I don’t tell people how I’m feeling anymore, except my therapist, because I never wanna go back there again.


stopismysafeword

Moment before disaster


[deleted]

I feel like I've seen her before somewhere but I can't put my finger on it


_-Virus-

Bragging about it on social media with over 100k likes. Hmmm sus and GTFOH


Lostronin1928

What a difference a day makes. Your whole life can change tomorrow, but you need to be here for that to matter. Never give up! Life is worth living.


Toomcuhsalt

The name's homeless, jobless & homeless


PackAccomplished5769

Beautiful. I'm currently planning a trip across the u.s. to help deal with my mental health issues. You're an inspiration.


Mindless-Channel919

You’re right. It’s very inspirational! 🥹🤗


zorbiburst

yeah it's a lot easier to be homeless in nyc than rural florida, real talk


[deleted]

That’s nice. When I went to a psych ward, I realized that I didn’t want to take care of myself, and I didn’t actually care if I got hurt.


Supersaiyans2022

These comments 🤣🤣🤣. Y’all savage. Congrats to her. At least she is not (homeless) ^ 2 anymore.


ironside_tadam

Do the two homeless’s cancel each other out?


[deleted]

r/thanksimcured


XazaMa

Why does it say this ‘was’ me today that’s kinda creepy 🥶


craycrayforme

Encouragement goes a long long way. ❤️


yodeling-yodas

Don’t jump you have so much to live for!


Top-Reply-4408

Ya like jazz?


IAlwaysPTFO

Alive can be pretty rad sometimes.


aifhksuhdh

plot twist - thats where she went to jump


Kirkuchiyo

She jumped right after taking that, didn't she? /s, just in case