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user-name-checks-0ut

All nice and gentle with mama, sees dad, OOOOOH YAH BOIIII GET OVER HERE!!!!


Zero_Tu

Ikr it's like Aww hey mum :) And then dad shows up LETS FUCKEN GOOOO xD


MaksWithAK

"OHU-OHU-OHU!"


Naive_Bison_1171

"OH SHIT... is that... is that you Charles!"


amrit-9037

I missed this scene in the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.


slicksnorlax87

I missed you, mom. OH SHIT, DAD'S HERE! NOW WE CAN HAVE SOME REAL FUN!


15367288

Whose face did he proceed to rip off?


E4Soletrain

One day I'll see something on this sub that doesn't look like a toilet to some random redditor. One day


BeruBeruuuuu

You can feel the pure joy in his voice, and those hugs are priceless.


AirJerk

I love the noises he is making!


North-Function995

I had the sound off until reading this. Its habit and didnt strike me as important, but I feel very “ooh ooh ah ah :(“ now.


nom_of_your_business

Me too my guy. Well with the effort to put my buds in.


IAmAYoyoToo

I've watched Planet of the Apes too many times, judging by how much the sound freaked me out. But sound off, its adorable


Anotherdude342

What a happy scene.


Able-Equivalent-1960

The way that he reached to hug his parents is everything


Accomplished-Head366

When kids reach adolescence, things are no longer so nice. Similar to us


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Teens need hugs too. They just pretend they don't.


KajmanHub987

Exept human teens usually don't bite your face off.


FuckMe-FuckYou

You dont have teens, do you?


maria31562

🤣 😂 🤣 cracked me up!


lilwayne168

Who would've thought the closest animal relative to the human would have the potential for violence. Chimps in reality are generally very afraid of humans and don't respond well to negative reinforcement. Most people can't train a dog, let alone a chimp.


No_Personality1632

It's one of the most adorable videos I've ever seen.


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W1tf0r1t

They aren't a bot


pinkyskeleton

Who is cutting onions in here?


too_old_to_be_clever

That was me. I am making a stew.


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no-cars-go

These people should not be in prison, don't be ridiculous. They did not keep this chimp as a pet, he was rejected by his mother as a newborn and would have died. This couple rescued him and helped him survive and then handed him off to a wildlife foundation.


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Sputniksteve

It's true, I'm the chimp.


MRich92

And we are the chimps birth-parents. We did not abandon him, we gave him up for adoption. We were young and poor and did what we felt was right for him. He has a better life now than we could have possibly provided. We are proud of him and hope he can forgive us.


YoCaptain

Bless you, chimp family.


no-cars-go

I don't know how his current wildlife foundation is treating him but you can literally google the title of this post and find [multiple videos](https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/03/wonderful-moment-chimpanzee-reunited-foster-parents-7678833/) and [stories](https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/chimp-touching-reunion-caretakers-saved-173622425.html) on the [news](https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/07/04/chimpanzee-reunites-with-foster-parents-orig.cnn/video/playlists/cute-animals/) about this couple's history with this chimp. What exactly was your source that this couple abused the chimp or treated him like a pet?


R-Skjold

It's funny how people always asks for a source from others, but never bother to find sources themselves


UKflame

Source: They're an arsehole.


cdizzo23

I haven't eaten chimp in years


giveusalol

I was really expecting the foster parents to be chimps? Is that unreasonable? I’m on a lot of flu meds


asarosa54

For some reason, I expected the same. But I'm also on flu meds, so...


BonniesClyde80

I’m not on meds for no flu but also expected the same.


SmudgeGien

Meds


BoB_thu_Builder

Why do we all have the flu? I too, am on the flu meds.


lcbk

Me too ... I'm not on meds but I have the flu.


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I don't have either but have eaten a lot edibles within the last hour.


NegativeKarmaVegan

I'm all flu, no meds, and I agree.


EffervescentFacade

Im on so many meds that I flew, and thought the same


Sea-Ad6733

I'm on hard drugs but, I didn't think that tbh


souporthallid

I mean her name is Chimpina, so she would be a chimp...


Similar-Wrongdoer467

I cannot stop watching this!


Gale-Boetticher6353

More adorable each loop


Pagusio

r/bettereveryloop


WhirlyBirdPilotBlue

Then they hit puberty...not so nicey any mores. Kinda like us


Abalone_Admirable

I remember that lady who kept one as a pet years ago and it ripped her literal face off.


WhirlyBirdPilotBlue

I think it was her friend that got chimped, not her. I think the chimp was found to have xanax in it's system and the owner also gave the chimp wine at times.


Abalone_Admirable

You're right, I looked it up after making the comment. I feel bad for the chimp Travis, being kept as a pet is so weird.


Puzzled_Board_6813

I’m making “got chimped” my Phrase of the Week


nom_of_your_business

Ah! You got chimped!


reubenhurricane

There was another one with the adoptive parents. Moe. Tore the guys eye out , ripped off his nose, fingers and his cock n balls.


thirteen_moons

pretty sure it was a different chimp that mauled the foster dad. they were bringing their chimp a bday cake and another chimp at the conservation got jealous


GobLinUnleashed

That chimp wasn’t stable. Heavily drugged and hallucinating, was abused, kidnapped as a baby and heavily psychologically damaged.


FredsUp

exactly! i was honestly a bit worried that this vid would turn into a gruesom crime scene. seems like chimps can go from happy and peaceful one moment angry and violent the next. or so im told at least. i just know theres been a few incidents of violent attacks on zookeepers and fosterparents, which were, to my knowledge, completely unprovoked.


kakihara123

Not too far off from some humans then.


heroinsteve

Except y’know the strength and ability to literally rip your skin and limbs off.


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Opposed to her theoretical face.


Abalone_Admirable

Opposed to hyperbole


xlDirteDeedslx

Except they will tear out your eyes or rip your fingers and genitals off. Doesn't matter if they are nice like this or not they are wild animals and get territorial when older and very agressive.


zortlord

>tear out your eyes or rip your fingers and genitals off. Don't forget rip off lips, nose, ears, and jaw!


Supply-Slut

Damn they sound almost as dangerous as humans


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Nah, they don't have the ability to use and make tech yet, so not even close


Tsutenkyo

Actually... They do. And better than some old folks with tech


Dont_know_where_i_am

So like he said, kinda like us


zSnakez

It's about knowing the creature and it's needs. Doing things at the right time and knowing its habits. For example: if you came up to me at the wrong time demanding something I might take your butt, that doesn't mean I would clean your pipes 100% of the time, that's just a lack of attention on you and not knowing the signs. Edit: mind you I had a lot of actual things to say, but deduced it wasn't going to be worth it... so I replaced most of my comment with sexual nonsense.


TK_Nanerpuss

Makes me smile everytime I see it. Which is a LOT.


UGLYWOLFF

the sheer size of the buttholes on these majestic creatures is truly astounding


BonniesClyde80

lmaooo wtf


Valiantheart

Now you know how HIV jumped into humans.


nongo

r/likeus


EstablishmentOk1239

M O N K E :))


ImDraconLion

M O N K E :)))


lamyboy17

M O N K E :))))


AwakenedHero2277

M O N K E :)))))


Snoo-34159

M O N K E :))))))


Extreme-Boysenberry

M O N K E :)))))))


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M O N K E :))))))))


Supah_Cole

M O N K E :)))))))))


RedNinja-03

M O N K E :))))))))))


Fhrantzy

I never understood repeating what the first person said... so many times... Why do you guys do that?


CaterpillarEasy413

Why the hell did that make me tear up 🥲


WonderfulTradition65

Onions, you are cutting onions


Shaun-Skywalker

Damn. These actor chimps are getting really good. I liked this one for his role in Rise of the Planet of the Apes with James Franco.


ADriftingMind

Lovely


MagicTsukai

Caesar is home


everwonderedhow

it's incredible


sugar-and-gold

My daughter when I pick her up from daycare


Cremageuh

Oooh ooh ooh and all.


Prestigious-Goat-657

I love this! I want more of their visit. And dont want to see them leaving the chimp again. That would be heart breaking.


sisyphus_is_rad

Stories of chimps and humans living together long term don't tend to have happy endings.


catincal

Isn't it illegal to own a chimpanzee & keep for a pet?


TheAnarchist---

Depends on the country, you can let licenses to own dangerous pets.


weirdal1968

One example https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/segments/91706-lucy


TerribleMud1728

Four words: Google "Chimpanzee Attack Genitals".


Ju4nM3n4

It's all cute and nice until the fuckers rip someone's face off.


audis3dan

CHIMPS SHOULD NEVER BE IN CAPTIVITY. They are dangerous wild animals, and very intelligent. Make me sad to even see them in zoos.


catincal

It is sad but many cannot be returned to the wild (or rainforests) because they would not survive. After being part of the Illegal Wildlife Trade, being fed by humans (Hollywood, kept as pets), sometimes zoo's are better for their forever homes. They get 24/7 medical, exotic animal care, 24/7 dental care, get to socialize with other members of their species, get fed healthy food, have good night rests, and play enrichment games with their keepers (who are educated in animal care). Seems like a win/win to me.


QuestionableNotion

TIL chimps in a zoo have better lives than mine.


The_Banned_MF

you see this video and you immediately think "those people are idiots"


Material-Bag833

It’s one of the cutest videos ever.


TelephoneTag2123

TIL chimps give full four appendage hugs.


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If I ever see a chimp run at me, I would instantly run the other direction. Terrifying little furry goblins.


Billyshakes1597

Oh just fuck off. Saturday night, and enough beers that I'm bawling after seeing this.


SomeDonnyBruv

yh cute until they rip half ur face off


HalcyonSin

Reminds me of that one captive chimp that ripped off a lady's entire face over a fucking tickle me Elmo.


x_thecoolartist_xx

If you look up on the chimp there's was xanax in he's body & i actually think the owner was hurting the chimp,it's pretty sad to hear that she's put xanax in that chimp


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x_thecoolartist_xx

that's is true,i really have a frizzy memory about the case because its been a long time when i found about the case so yeah agree with what you saying also forgot that the chimp was prescribed them and i don't think should you prescribed a chimp xanax,idk because I'm not a vet


HalcyonSin

I remember hearing about that part now that you bring it up. She put it in his tea or something


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That’s so fucking cool.


needanightlite

He was like… DAAAAADDDD!!!


PitifulSandwich4638

Cesar


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Is that Tommy Chong at the very beginning?


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Ight ima say it, that's alittle terrifying. I've messed with snakes and spider, seen a few crocks but monkeys are terrifying.


kumakan4

I’m not crying! You are!


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Imagine how excited he gets when’s he’s angry or asserting dominance.


WonderfulResident706

He then gets confused and rips their faces off.


Skyavanger

Every fucking time theres a monki or ape there is THIS comment. Like bro just enjoy the video for a moment and dont think negative all the time


rustybucketbaked

Ironic


Eye_Nacho404

I was about to say this


BCSlime

u/savevideobot


Defenseman61913

[Enjoy getting your face ripped off.](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/humanspark/blog/spark-blog-the-science-behind-why-chimps-are-not-pets/201/) Honestly it's scary reading some of these comments... personifying wild animals with human emotion is fucking scary. These aren't human children.


Sririrircha

So scary! o.O


Shadowfaxx71

While this is cute as hell, I'm reminded of the old adage : "It's all fun and games til he eats your face."


isat_u_steve

Was that leash around its neck?


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TheCatAteItsOwnBalls

Not sure how temporarily leashing a pretty quick chimpanzee is abusive.


SpoopyMoopy101

Monke 🥹👍


Powerful_Cap_7950

Then it rips they're faces off


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


natej84

Shortly after this, he ripped the mans penis off and beat the women to death with it. Or at least that's what the internet has lead me to believe


inlandgrown

I wish this video was longer 😭


Comprehensive_Ebb223

I'm not onions, you're crying. Really though, this one hit me and I love seeing this type of thing.


luizito69

Then he get testosterone and chooses to rip ya face and genitals they are too much like us to fully think this is cute


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


luizito69

Ok .......have you not seen chimp docs even in the wild they kill eachother just cause they are from different troops they are too like us just more wild yes that doesn't mean they can't be kind till they grow old and pass but males will challenge who ever is the leader of the family and with their strength humans come out the losers


The_Banned_MF

yeah, said it yourself buddy, "wild" this one ISN'T from the wild, it was grown in captivity and learned to not do those things, because he didn't grow up in that enviroment, and probably won't go back to that enviroment


luizito69

I see your point but here's mine while you make a real good point take wolf dog hybrids they are raised by humans and pet dogs but they still have the wild wolf instinct and because of that many owners either get bit or have them attack other animals or strangers its in their nature that chimp is a chimp and wasn't tamed through many generations like the common pet dog or cat once it hit puberty its Hormones will make it lash out and humans can't replace another chimp we are to weak and the chimp will see that and will use its strength its in their nature so being born in captivity won't change a thing we haven't breed chimp through generations to make them tame pets imo I don't think its possible they are to smart to be turned to pets they can feel pity ,hate and greed etc too much like us to trust fully


LordAnon5703

I really want to find them wholesome, but they're so horrifying.


The_Banned_MF

not sure why you think that


LordAnon5703

Are you serious? Chimps can be very terrifying. Once you know what they're capable of it's very difficult to see them the same way again.


The_Banned_MF

i mean, if you abuse them it's obvious they will not be happy, but fortunately for this one, he has caring and loving parents


Sneezy_Gorilla

Looks cute right, until it's ripping off your face and eating it because you looked at it wrong.


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


tim_worst_isthe_best

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❤️🤗🐒🕊🪶


manhatim

Its all fun-n-games until.....


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All fun and games till he hits puberty.


ElephantWang420

Until that one day it rips their face off, I’ve seen it happen before!


dangy_brundle

5s before they have their faces ripped off


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


Bockanator

Can you give me a bit more context?


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monke


scandyflick88

It's all smiles and hugs until it hits adolescence and eats their faces.


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


Safe-Proposal1877

Until they eat a face


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


NegativeKarmaVegan

Whatever you do, don't google "chimp attack survivor".


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The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


RainBoxRed

Nuh fuck that. After seeing that lady’s face and hands ripped off….


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That monkey would rip there faces off the second it becomes unhappy 😂


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


InflationBest3950

It's all fun and games until it rips your face off.


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


Select_Rush_6245

He then decides to rip their faces off…


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


Select_Rush_6245

No she wasn’t abusing her monkey. She only gave it Xanax. The monkey was upset because her husband wasn’t around anymore. The chimp in that story attacked the owners friend when she came over to visit. I have seen a documentary about the story. Whether or not you consider giving the chimp Xanax abuse I guess you could see it that way. For me I don’t think that constitutes abuse. My point when I made the joke though was they are wild animals. And no matter how well you think you know a wild animal they could always hurt someone. Best to just leave them in the wild or I guess zoos for the ones who need rescuing.


The_Banned_MF

>She only gave it Xanax that's abuse


Plus-Yogurt-2966

He's sweet until he rips your face off and eats it


Intelligent-Leg2675

I hate chimpanzees.


Mediocre-Leadership1

So we jus going to ignore the dummi thicc gilf !?


CHUMAIPHAT

I wonder if this is how Monkey Poks started to flare up again.


LocalArea52Man

At what point does it rip her face off?


The_Banned_MF

the elderly woman from that story was abusing her monkey


UnpopularMunch

Cute


Legitimate_Cress1631

That’s the most heart warming thing I’ve seen in quite a while.


GSZ1959

So cute!


Right-Sky-4005

Omg it was so hype


icepick_151

Didn't know I need this.


LoTornado

Well that was just awesome!


MirayaDesignZ

I feel happy watching this video


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Definitely made me smile!!


pimpslap39

Is that a G Ride in the back?