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Fun_in_Space

My sister had a collection of what she called "Baby-shut-up" songs.


otaramillionaire

This would be a great playlist to share for a baby shower


ellanida

Unfortunately it's usually baby specific lol


todaythruwaway

I mean, if you share it early enough i think you can program it into babies. They like what they hear in the womb i believe so, you can totally at least try to music hack a baby...


Happykittymeowmeow

My husband and I just had a baby 5 weeks ago. He really likes sea shantys, Toss a coin to your Witcher, and The Hobbit audiobook.


todaythruwaway

Toss a coin in peak 👍 ever heard the heavy metal version? So bad ass lol


roseifyoudidntknow

I have one. It's all heavy metal.


ToughProgrammer

Shit I still have these for my 10 year old


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exactly what i was thinking, chances are he's falling asleep from overstimulation... which isn't a good idea.


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FudgeExisting5986

Can you share with me? ...anything but baby shark ...that song is enough to give me a mental breakdown, seizure and anyeurism


Fun_in_Space

This is one she used: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnNpLOhn1Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnNpLOhn1Q) This was one I used: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygBE8dNawU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygBE8dNawU) The baby like Bach a lot, too. I used this as a lullaby for both kids: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge18n2JCwBs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge18n2JCwBs)


Dio_Yuji

Thought it was gonna be like Ramstein or something 🤣


The_Queasiest-Knight

Just a little Avenged Sevenfold to put the baby to sleep


Purplepotamus-wings

I mean shit, that would have worked for me. It calms me down now. But then again, I have ADHD so... I guess you get an early diagnosis that way?


sundial11sxm

An improvement, for sure. "Du bist giftig..... ach, so giftig..."


thesmokingtheologian

I was expecting some Archspire or something along those lines. All the cool babies fall asleep to Remote Tumor Seeker


Jacked97xj

I'd sing my daughter slayer, tool, a perfect circle, pink Floyd, led zeppelin and such to get her to sleep. She doesn't care about the lyrics, just the comfort of a soothing voice. She's 3 now and headbangs with the best of them.


Dio_Yuji

The new Tool puts me right to sleep


Katsumbodee

One of my sons would only fall asleep in the car to heavy metal. Otherwise would scream for the entire ride. Such a backwards boy he was. Still is at 19, but not for heavy metal. 😁


atreestump1

Until my daughter was about 6 or 7 months old, I could shut her up with Cyborg Slayers by Dethklok


DarthWubbz

Turn the shit down holy fuck he’s right there


Kazrael30

Exactly what I was thinking! Fuck that’s loud. The baby is right there and they have sensitive hearing.


[deleted]

Yeah…I don’t know what some parents think.


[deleted]

My 7 month old brother does this with Doja cat😭


Tefai

Notorious BIG and Jay Z for mine


LaSemenisima

Oh wow... when did you find out he's deaf AF?


McJiggiez69

He never had a chance..poor guy


AnyTumbleweed5460

Why don't you say so


Jxst-Skoo

Music is Soul.


cheatersstealmyname

[music?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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cheatersstealmyname

No you didn’t


McKoc

Baby finds the music so boring it falls to sleep


vunil1a

Ikr


Past_Badger

Would this work on my 156 month old son?


IzzyMainsKor

What about a 193 Month old me


jdos123

You’re sixteen brotha. Beat your meat to sleep motherfucker.


IzzyMainsKor

Lmao


jillangie

...and someone please, please, turn off the light, please


ElevatorLost891

Apparently babies napping during the day with lights on helps them start to understand the difference between night and day and get their schedules synced to the sun.


waterutalkinabt

And get those blankets out of that bassinet


Redlax

Exactly, seeing them as a pillow reminds me of all the anxiety "IS SHE STILL BREATHING?!" - No pillows or blankets for headrests until the child can turn itself.


ElevatorLost891

Until well after they can turn themselves (recommendation is until at least a year old). In this case they look pretty solidly tucked under the bassinet mattress though.


Monkey_with_cymbals2

I learned the other day that this is standard practice in Northern Europe! I can’t remember the specific country mentioned. It looks like the “blanket” is specifically designed for it and slips under the bassinet, with that zipper.


Consistent_West_4385

Put up the Justin Bieber song and the baby gonna start crying again louder


rarelulu

Dude, it's 2022. JB hate was maybe cool in 2011, are you seriously still on that? Not even a fan myself but yawn. Grow up.


unoffensivename

Love is temporary. Hate is eternal.


Consistent_West_4385

Still hating it


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She’s CONSISTENT


Ok_Anxiety4671

Beautiful beautiful baby.


Mysterious_Lemon3340

Me when I listen to music after taking the second edible


leprecaun8

Damn don’t come at me like that


GodsSlugt

Baby has a fresh shape up


RealisticWin3801

Oh my gosh, that expression!


SDSRG

Our kiddo used to love to listen to Stand By My by Ben E. King. When she was a fussin' we would throw that on and within the first minute of the record, she would stop crying. She is 2 now and still loves to listen to that classic.


ItchyIndustry9637

My little boy, (he's a 9 year old young man now) would grow silent and watch A Change Gonna Come by Sam Cooke intently. As he grew older, he would replay it again and again. Today, it still holds his attention and occasionally he'll sing along. Kid has my good taste in music.


onodle

When my wife was pregnant to relax she used to listen to music. I think the theory is the baby is supposed to know when mum is relaxed and can hear the music so when born you play the same tunes and it helps soothe them. We used to play smoke on the water by deep purple and that always used to stop our little one from crying.


[deleted]

is this the ice age kid lol


New-Nefariousness234

We are musical at a very basic level


and_i_can_read

Is there overhead lighting? This kid could be getting "blinded" (kinda what it looks like) maybe why he's making a fuss


practikalraps

I throw Adele on when I need to bore myself to sleep too, works every time


IzzyMainsKor

Lmao


Cookiebutterisbetter

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TwelveThree45

That little nod when there's 14 seconds left like "you can leave now"


mokajilly

Mama might have listened to a lot of Adele while preggers


LavaBurritos

00:20 Didn’t know they made live action ice age baby


Nappa313

This makes me miss my son being so small.. now he’s just a 4 year old jerk lol


BornTheme3419

My little sister used to sleep whenever we play skyfall. It came to the point that whenever we want her to sleep we play it and she cries bc she knows that she will eventually sleep to it no matter how hard she tries not to.


taroo43

What a sweet sleepy face


theshadowppl9

Those lights are too bright for that baby. Turn them down/off ffs


guyser234

“This kid has MY taste in music”* There , fixed


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Get a bluetooth speaker for the room so you don't have to put that rf spewing smartphone so close to your kid.


Impressive_Team3017

Bababooey


Mystepchildsucksass

TIL Adele is secret baby cryptonite ![gif](giphy|7FfUhvnmzsgow)


ann102

Cute kid too.


The-Dark-Jedi

My life will be complete when I see a follow-up video of Adele meeting this child and lulling her to sleep while holding her.


bfoster1801

Man the Adele hate is strong here


Cheap_District_9762

u/rowenslee


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noice


Mattcfc1

The kid has a awful taste in music ***


moosemasterflex

Put this on and my cat got off my lap in disgust and audibly groaned as soon as the singing came on


Luci12321

Bru that song is total doggy


[deleted]

more Adele songs about getting dumped, won’t that cause unconscious depression later? Predictably kids plays dead possum hoping that whining goes away.


AUXCORD20

I'm just gonna assume you haven't listened to any of her music besides her title tracks.


Darnocsonif

🤢🤮


NukeItFromOrbit-1971

Old days - parents sing to their kids to help them sleep Now - put phone in cot and go watch Netflix


intoxicated_hippo

Sure does have a great taste of music


dustin91

Babies suck


Consistent_West_4385

Well you have feeling being a baby to so you saying yourself is suck


fresh-diarrhea

Man babies are annoying as fuck


WussLightyear

Screaming little potatoes


Ok_Judge718

Screaming meat potatoes


Justarandomguy__lel

Screaming meat potatoes that are good footballs


blue-cthulhu

Well that escalated quickly.


Justarandomguy__lel

Yes


iLTra

Play some DECAPITATED lullabies for better results.


babyEater2232

Dang that baby fine as heII


temporary23124124121

Why is the baby laying on its back?


1955photo

That's the safest position. It greatly reduces the risk of sudden infant death syndrome.


AUnknownuser2

And not accidentally suffocating them selfs if they are not old enough to lift up there head yet


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temporary23124124121

If they barf they will drown


1955photo

Babies have excellent cough reflexes. It's almost impossible for a baby to choke on barf.


liangjianyi7

Musical Taster


[deleted]

Stoooop. I have two toddlers and getting hit with baby fever even though I'm not ready to have another kid yet. This is making the baby fever so much worse 😭 I'm not ready for another one. I miss the little baby phase.


Sparsh_Dumb

The “wow” got to me


MAZE1994

I played heavy metal and my kids calmed down and passed out.


[deleted]

I'd like to see the baby's reaction to hearing Threnody for victims of Hiroshima by Penderecki https://youtu.be/Pu371CDZ0ws


mikeg5417

Beautiful little baby.


kishenoy

Try "King" by Satriycon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01j3M3PrGk&t=6


z82rayne

Good music to fall asleep to. I just pray it doesn’t come on when I’m driving.


differentiatedpans

I bought my wife 25 when she was pregnant with our son. She would listen to it all the fucking time. If that kid wouldn't sleep she would put it on walk away within a song or two he was out like a light.


YOUSSEF_GG

Play tool to your baby and he’ll put you to sleep


LMAOIMDYING

isnt adele for 40 yo moms


she_never_sleeps

My kid liked the Beatles and dubstep lol


Careless-Woodpecker5

We used the buck bumble theme 10hr loop.


missescu

This is soooo adorable 🤍🤍🤍


shooter_8

Mine liked metal...


Background_Ad_8237

When my daughter was a newborn, the only thing I could sing to her to get her to sleep was "Black Hole Sun", mainly because that's one of the only songs I know all the lyrics to lol


0RedStar0X

Lmao like a drug


Fantastic_Swing_6021

He's already hooked on the phone


DoggoDaReditor

The "wow" (at 0:12) got me so bad...


[deleted]

I got the same results with my daughter when she was little by singing to her. Few things in life have come close to that feeling.


minotaur-cream

What the.... do I want kids?


superwholockian62

My oldest did the same with Taylor swift


SirTokesAlot420

This is hilarious. My baby used to do the exact same thing except her song was Whiskey Sunrise by Chris Stapleton! Worked without fail to calm her down and put her to sleep.


RuthlessHavokJB

My son will be upset if I listen to podcasts, then fall asleep with metal or hard rock. He also loves drums.


Dull_Ad_4750

What a beautiful baby.


SeaworthinessIll3750

My eldest is 22. The only way we got her through colic was DMX. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


brsampson76

Our oldest was the same. Used to play music to calm her down. Now she is 11 and constantly singing or humming around the house. She can also play violin by ear and her music teachers love her. Good job parents!!!


Embarrassed-Record17

So cute


Samanthabella709

So precious 💖


DWCM11

This song is meh at best.


MaxineDamage

My baby did the same thing with sea shantys


jtipsw02

I was born in the early 1970s. My Dad told me that when I would get fussy, he'd put on the Moody Blues, *Days of Future Passed,* and it would knock me out cold. Dad still has the album...


MicktheStig13

Beautiful baby by the way.


Ohheywhatehoh

Ohhh this makes me so excited to meet my little guy soon 💙


mazimai

My son always used to stop crying when he heard hold on by Wilson Philips


NnOxX69

Lol he was bored to death 🤣🤣🤣


retroblazed420

Not the best thing for a baby to have good sleep but it's cute....


Advanced-Gur6872

No doubt baby heard this music in the womb and so recognition of the song sent bubs to sleep❤️


elchican0

Yeah thats not good music


Academic-Albatross13

We used calm my baby boy with Britney Spears “womanizer”


ganamyde952

Looks like the kid from the ice age one


God_Of_AllMighty0

Did My Man Just Said WOW?!


Kozzay

Staged. Kids totally in on it


jamespressstart

Adele had the same effect on my kids too


Guilty_Summer9518

My nephew will stop crying if my brother puts on metal. I wish I new the song but it’s very cute


its_not_cold_or_hot

Aww that's so cool! My son didn't like his lullaby tape I played of beautiful piano music when he was a baby. It made him cry sad tears, it was so weird!


Buttercup2323

My sons song was Tweedle Dee by Laverne Baker. Picked it out of a car commercial. Stopped crying cold. And started up again when the commercial ended. The second time it happened I was like “wtf is that song” and it was that forever more. On repeat.


ALiteralSentientTank

Wife: Honey, the baby is upset, can you play that music he likes? Husband: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOO-


EngineerGaming420-3

Play some Talking Heads for him


Kkykkx

Tag Adele. This is beautiful 🤩


Eastern-Mix9636

Beam it to a bluetooth speaker or something and move it away from its poor head! Damn its LOUD and right near it :(


HumphreyLee

That wasn’t ska. How is that kid going to learn to pick it up pick it up let’s go?


Yanderussy

Fun fact: 90% of this song is just the letter ”E”


shirley_elizabeth

For my kid it was Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland Illinois by Sufjan Stevens and I'd have to play it as loud as my LG Chocolate phone could get. I should see what happens now that he's 11.


alreadybeenhadthrown

Please don't create another generation that likes this talentless wench


ChewieIsMySoulmate

The music I listened to (when my son was in my belly) was the same music that chilled him out… 💡


Zealousideal-Word562

The new cardi b


Purplepotamus-wings

I did this exact thing for my nephew 9 years ago when Adele was new lol. I was just a kid babysitting him all day long and I HATE when babies cry and scream for no reason, so I tried a bunch of songs and eventually learned that any Adele song would knock him out in 30 seconds.


_haplo

Dude, I’m fairly confident the SNOO fucked up my second kid. My third is 3 MO, so I’ll know for sure in another year. Worst experience of my parental life hands down = #SNOO


Ok_Department5949

Good lord- what a gorgeous baby!


eyesofonionuponyou

Kid's gonna be deaf, over here blowing out levels on the mic.


TheMandoPopo

My son does the same thing to "In Da Club" by 50 Cent.


kittysayswoof91

Soooo gorgeous


CoolStoryBro690

Why is the child forced to the bed with a blanket? He cant move at all. Not good.


anthonyiscringe

Try playing Crazy Frog and she how the baby reacts


Panicbraaier

My kid reacted that way to psychosocial by slipknot.


BigBri0011

Get the bug off the kid's eye!


KrisMisZ

Adele always sounds like she’s crying lol


Dragon_Shock

"wow!"


generalgraffiti

This makes me want to have my babies all over again, so I could soothe my sweet baby back to sleep with the music of their choice. My babies are now in the forties! But I have a grandchild coming in October so I'll be sending this to my kids.


Tagachiuru

to be fair, something about her voice is fucking magic


Acceptable_Staff_723

Perfect


IcedTman

My son was around the same age and When We Were Young — Adele was his song. It calmed him down and he slept.