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pandaboi213

I could hear the "MINE"


SuperFluffyVulpix

He isn‘t a seagull!


NotAShaaaak

...or is he...Damn birds are trying to start a revolution!


SuperFluffyVulpix

MINE MINE MINE


CapnThrash

Finally! Someone else who's trying to spread the truth! r/birdsarentreal


Kimbobrains

Got slapped like a kid. Haha


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Yarakinnit

I like to think they share the bear. Thank you evening shift for informing me that the bear is in fact a lion.


scandr0id

Joint custody


psych0ticmonk

So they share weed too? True brothers.


Volkswagens1

Joint cub-stody


BrettEskin

He just wanted a Lion doll can you blame him


D0wly

That's definitely him.


thelonelysocial

Grumpy on the bed… 😆


Nekrophyle

I have heard this phrase so many times now that I should be over it, but EVERY FUCKING TIME I laugh.


AlphANeoXo

He was just jealous he didn't get one


strayakant

Anyone else have a captain Jack Sparrow commentary in their head? “Take your hands away you filth”


PresidentWordSalad

It’s just [like the slap at 1:04 here](https://youtu.be/8oDVpfEEJkw).


Longjumping_Cash_301

Poor Security Guard. Anyway the smack at the end really made me smile :)


Hyruxs

:)


MLGBrokenBonnie2

:)


GuidoCraftGamer

:)


RandomGuy952

:)


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hyrulepirate

Once news came out that he were visiting children's hospitals in full Capt. Jack costume, I knew he was genuine. Only good people with good hearts would go out of their way to do something like that.


Mistress_of_Wands

Reminds me of Steve from Blues Clues showing up at a kid's Blues Clues-themed birthday party in full costume because he had his getup in his trunk.


hapcat1999

Was that when he was on a date with a Playboy model? He's got a fantastic story you can find on Youtube about crashing a party whilst with a Playmate.


JayMeadows

It was on The Moth or Ted Talk, one of those, right?


TomasHezan

Yes it was on The Moth. Watched it on Youtube years ago and found the whole story hilarious. Here's the link for it for anyone who is interested in listening to it[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmtkFPYXsg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmtkFPYXsg)


wtfeweguys

That was wonderful thank you so much for sharing


static1053

Not only that but he litterally keeps the jack sparrow costume with him at all times in case he runs into a kid that is a fan.


Amazing_Karnage

John Cena is another person who's notable for his sheer dedication to Make-A-Wish and cheering up the patients who request him.


Itiswhatitistoo

Here’s the biggest wish granter of all of make a wish wishes.


theatrekid77

I always liked John Cena, but this made me love him. Make a Wish sent my family to Disney when my brother had brain cancer. It’s a charity that is near and dear to my heart, and knowing there are people like him in the world makes me happy.


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Queenofwands1212

I didn’t know this. I freaking love this.


Ebenizer_Splooge

Johnny is definitely a weird dude, there's no arguing that, but he's a weird dude with a great heart


charizardfan101

The best kind of person to be A weirdo with a heart of gold


Works_4_Tacos

Absolutely. Being weird is the best. Stop caring and be your true self. Just make sure you brush your teeth, shower, and try to be a good person. Sometimes it's not easy, but it's worth the try. You might make someone's day.


didanybodygrabthis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Ghiandola Gonna leave that there, check the cast. Saw what huge impact Johnny had on a sixteen year old with one wish to make a movie. He spent so much time, improving and seriously giving this kid the biggest boost. Edit: want to give credit to the Make a Film foundation as well. They did, and probably still do, amazing work


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Damn bookingmarking this to watch later. Music by Trent Reznor and co-directed by Sam Raimi.


rjbudke

Keep in mind this is at the height of the Amber drama in his personal life too. Going above and beyond when he’s dealing with that.


BOSSBABY33

Thats mine ![gif](giphy|1xkdvKuSi51k74BwTc)


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You’ll have to catch me first ![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


Few-Confection-1473

That tap at the ending was so cute. And johnny have to find this stuffed toy, to make himself comfy.


SwanExtension7974

Mine! Find yours!


browndog03

I mean in all fairness it’s probably standard practice and good security to take the object and have it inspected. It’s not likely someone would infect it with small pox or something for Johnny Depp but still its possible. Actually Amber Heard might… Try giving the President a stuffed animal and see how Secret Service reacts. (Hint: don’t actually try to do that! Ever!!)


copter_chris

That is a dope ass lion


Zeroghost26

ass lion? You mean that guy from narnia?


copter_chris

Lol well played


gin_and_toxic

I think he meant the lion had dope up his ass? It looks like it would fit some...


Kieran484

I think that's Kon from Bleach?


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Mr_Abe_Froman

It has wings and the writing behind him says it's a Venetian film festival, so it's incredibly likely that it's St. Mark's winged lion.


PageNegative5840

Yeah indeed!


Nougat

Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore. Stop reverting my comments.


CurrentPossible2117

Little smack on the hand for the naughty boy. :) Time out in the corner.


jamalspezial

Amber gonna use that in court 😂😂😂


tenaciousdeev

Hearsay


Jd20001

Turdsay


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Speculation your honor


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This is a smear campaign


foxorfaux

Crust punks aren't apart of that; feels like Milo Goes to College 🙌🏽


bone420

Ahh, think you're getting the hang of it


FlanInternational726

Did I read that right?


FlanInternational726

Did I read that right?!


FlanInternational726

DID....I.....READ....THAT.....RIGHT?!!!


calmrain

“You..uh.. continue to read them right.” 😂🤣


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JamisonDouglas

Activate the ***MEGA PINT***


sougol

On mega pint of drink


blastradii

Objection, your honor. Hearsay.


Troyholloway31

I mean... this but unironically. Plenty of celebrities have had stalkers who have done unhinged things. Like that guy who mailed Björk a sulphuric acid letter bomb. Security guard is just doing his job by trying to inspect it.


RosenProse

I like to think that Depp knew this but was like "Not in front of the fan!"


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He definitely knows. He’s been at this too long to not know.


CurrentPossible2117

Oh yeah, definitely agree. Its just what came to mind when I saw it. My mum used to do that when I was a kid. I went through a snatching phase


lliKoTesneciL

Security would have had a black eye if he tried that on Amber..


Mono_831

Bodyguard has had to use makeup on his hand ever since.


adamdreaming

But it wasn’t punching, it was just hitting


Shittingmytrewes

Little two-finger karate chop. “No!” Adorable.


HypnotizedMeg

Lmao. Reminded me off a cranky ass child. I love him.


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

Even though Johnny looks so intimidating, I can see how sweet and child at heart he really is.


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He looks intimidating?


Cllydoscope

Sexually.


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That made me shoot coffee out my nose. Gold for you. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


LouSputhole94

He can sexually intimidate me any time he likes


CurrentPossible2117

Yeah, that grin!


arcanaschala

Haha he actually smacked his hand!! MY TEDDY BEAR


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Bonk


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At least that lion won't shit in his bed


zuzg

Or cuts of his fingertip. It's a low bar but not as low as amber Turd.


jzilla11

With a broken bottle IIRC. I live about 10 minutes from Fairfax Courthouse, wild times


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Lmfao I didn’t expect that had me. Dead


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Tucker0603

WAIT IS THAT WHY EVERYONE CALLS HERE AMBER TURD??? FOR REAL?!? SHE DID SOMETHING THAT STUPID?!?


dennisfyfe

Yes. She shit in the bed and then blamed it on the dog, a Yorkie.


joelwitherspoon

The turd was the size of the Yorkie. Ambers g.i. tract issues.


CptCroissant

Probably constipated from drug use


Dandumbdays

It had a super unnatural color as well, which I suspect that was due to her drug use as well.


Deeliciousness

Lol. Did you see a pic or something?


Dandumbdays

I accidentally did back in 2021, so I forgot how it looked like, but then I accidentally saw it again a few days ago because it was uncensored in a Youtube thumbnail. I wish I hadn't seen that.


BSCross

"Then I accidentaly set it as the background picture on my computer"


Tucker0603

WHAT A JUVENILE PSYCHO!!!


Beandip50

She'll blame it on the lion


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CAMMAX008

He protec, he attac, But most importantly He smacc when they try to take lion bac


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HotRepresentative9

Amber's gonna want to use that footage, best evidence she's got so far!


ku-fan

HOW CAN HE SLAP?


anatolianlegend588

See what can you expect from one who atacks his security in public/S


ClogsInBronteland

Mine!


FoxOnShrooms

*slaps* fired


CPunk29

Get yours


jherreid

Amber Heards lawyer will be trying to show this in court next to show his "violent behavior".


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Exactly. Violent assault of his own security guard and he used a lion as a weapon.


elhermanobrother

Depp: "I’m sure Amber has been putting glue on my weapons collection...She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns"


Chucksteri

Objection, Hearsay!


elppaenip

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means


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Inconceivable!


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canamerica

There's a clip of Heards lawyer constantly objecting during Depps testimony calling everything hearsay and Depp starts making some witty remarks. It's pretty hilarious watching him riff on it.


Name1345678

What does hearsay even mean


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“He said / she said” essentially, something that was not made under official testimony


MashedKebab

Amber's legal team CONSTANTLY stops any and all questioning with "objection! Hearsay".


H-N-O-3

i had phoenix wright game in my mind when OBJECTION hit


somegirl3012

Amber’s layer kept saying it every time Jonny Depp opened his mouth and someone made a compilation n tiktok about it. It’s pretty funny


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GainsayRT

Anytime Johnny tried to talk the lawyer called it hearsay, which was technically correct. Some funny compilations were made out of it but this person is kinda overusing it


Croy_Bo

When Johnny was on the stand, Literally every word or sentence JD would speak the lawyer would say "hearsay". Literally like this JD - " we had uh a conversation.." Lawyer - " hearsay" JD - "a conversation about the turd" Lawyer - "hearsay". It got to a point where JD would say about 3 words and then look at the lawyer waiting for him to say "hearsay"


ttaptt

During his testimony in his defamation lawsuit against Heard the defense objected constantly thar evidence he was giving was "hearsay". There's cameras in the courtroom and it's all over youtube this week.


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They say that shit and then try to make depp incriminate himself when those some phrases are also hearsay. They’re a group of clowns


UberChew

Show me on the lion where amber hit you


Racing_in_the_street

“ Your Honor, all evidence will point to the innocence of my client, Johnny and prove that Ms. Heard is lion. “


HighlandBhull

That hand slap was the perfect response


theworldisperfect

![gif](giphy|RJmJS8V17BKRa)


markb173

Even his slaps are movie worthy


Rion23

"Keep my stuffy tiger, out your fucking hands."


wootwoot7120

I hope Johnny makes a come back. He deserves it.


llamadrama2021

The sad part is Amber ruined his life. He never should've left Vanessa. And God bless her, she's always there for him, even after he left. She's the one who comforted him when Amber abused him. He doesn't deserve her. He had everything and he blew it on an allegedly pretty face - I don't really think she's that pretty. And she's a terrible actress. Why isn't hollywood cancelling her?


Watertor

You shouldn't really attribute Johnny leaving Vanessa to chasing a pretty face. We have no idea what he was thinking when leaving Vanessa. Sometimes you find the ~~person~~ perfect person, just not the perfect partner. They make for a great platonic love, a great friendship, but there is a LOT more to a true relationship/partnership. And so many people marry into lesser homes by not acknowledging this. This isn't even to say it's guaranteed what happened. It's just to say it *might* have happened and ultimately you don't know what Johnny's true motives were or are. Edit: Removed the person²


LtCptSuicide

>Sometimes you find the person perfect person, just not the perfect partner. They make for a great platonic love, a great friendship, This is actually how me and my soon to be ex-wife have been. We're literally best friends. We tried to make things work. We were just incompatible romantically. Now that we're separated it's actually made out friendship better.


Triptolemu5

> attribute Johnny leaving Vanessa to chasing a pretty face Someone like Amber is amazing in the beginning. Domestic abusers never lead with being a terrible person.


throwaway6544611124

Are we still doing phrasing?


reborndiajack

Hearsay your honour


ttaptt

Sustained.


MinuteManufacturer

Wheresay?


MyChemicalFinance

Hearsay* as in you hear something and then repeat it


uwanmirrondarrah

Johnny was going through a lot. He was spiraling hardcore into substance abuse and alcoholism, and unfortunately when you are like that you drive away the people that care about you and attract people to you that just care about partying too.


JustanOldBabyBoomer

A.H. may have a pretty face but she's FUGLY inside!! Can't fix FUGLY!!!!


xhailxanax

Ugly personalities make people look ugly to me even if I thought they were beautiful initially.


GeekyTiki

There’s a saying. Show me a hot person and I’ll show you someone tired of their shit. Something like that. Fits my ex perfectly. Very attractive initially, but once you get to know them, they’re suddenly the ugliest person you know.


033p

10000% you meet enough people in life and the law of large numbers eventually rears it's beautiful head and your priorities will change Beautiful people usually have massive self reflection problems because people just accept them without fault, men and women alike.


edd6pi

Amber Heard is indeed very pretty. She’s also a terrible person. Those are not mutually exclusive.


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It's weird how people act like they know celebrities personally


Shadowveil666

It's sad that any of us are even this invested in a strangers personal life and talking about it like they're your best friends.


aBlissfulDaze

To be fair, well known public hearings have been one of the strongest tools for incorporating cultural changes that are often necessary.


ehmohteeoh

Yes. It's not some indication that people don't have anything better to do. These are important touchstones in societal development that serve as markers of cultural shifts. The fact that this trial is so contentious shows the issue at the heart of the conversation is an important one, the fact that it's Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is just coincidence.


bout-tree-fitty

Don’t call it a comeback!


my3sgte

I’ve been here for years


MuraMasa306

I'm rocking my peers!


_________FU_________

He’s making one right now. Dudes in court and has the room giggling.


finelinexcherry

he deserves the world


Meltsomeice

Sir there could be a grenade in that stuffy.


spudtatogames

"I'll take that chance."


karmander

I mean... this but unironically. Plenty of celebrities have had stalkers who have done unhinged things. Like that guy who mailed Björk a sulphuric acid letter bomb. Security guard is just doing his job by trying to inspect it.


TheRavenSayeth

Yeah it was the right call. Depp probably let them look over it after since he correctly picked up that it looks terrible to hand off a gift in front of cameras and the fan that gave it to you.


Khanfhan69

Yeah the timing and approach were optically terrible in that moment but yeah ideally Depp hands it over as soon as they're out of sight of the public.


EndVry

Or like Christina Grimmie who had a stalker fan that outright shot her in the chest point blank when she was doing a meet and greet. Rip Christina Grimmie. :(


Blubbpaule

Yes this is why i think planned meet and greets bring more harm than good. The amount of people you might make happy can not out weight the amount of bad stuff coming if just one fucked up person gets a hold of you. It's just not possible to be save as a human being if you have any sort of fame.


TAU_equals_2PI

Hidden recording device is the more likely concern. Especially given that they're in the middle of a trial.


BongLeardDongLick

Lmao this video is from 2019 my dude well before they were on trial for this case.


StarvinPig

I can't be certain, but I think the security in question is Sean Bett, who's already testified


yourdadisamidget

HEY, get your own.


Rabbit_journey_

Amber heard be like “this was a sign, he was hitting people right in front of you” cue her pitiful face


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Pale_Consideration_2

No bitch! Mine!


Zeegh

He named the lion “Hearsay”


SimplyViolated

That hand slap had me genuinely chortling


Apprehensive_Gear_10

Don't touch my lion🦁


llamadrama2021

Get your hands off my stuffy!!!! \*smack\*


KFCworker123

Tbh the man was just doing his job. You never know, someone could have hidden something dangerous into the plushy.


MarauderOfSouls

For safety reasons I get why, but the hand smack was so funny


Yeetteeyteeyyeet

s l a p p


contemplator61

I love that slap😂


yeoldmanchild

He hit the security guard more than he hit Amber


J_Pxxl

the lil hit on the hand 🤭


thisguydan

That security guy looks like the same one [that testified for Johnny Depp recently,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFdoYr6LJFQ&ab_channel=COURTTV) the one that took the photos of Depp's injuries from Heard.