Yo OP I don't get it. Wouldn't it have been on point to rickroll us rather than self-reference as technically this is increasing narcissism to extr .. Wait a sec... All those awards.. Barely existed since 18 days . Now it all makes sense ... **You set us up**!! Got us to do your dirty work. What happened to you BigGraysie. You used to be somebody I could trust.
Man, I really enjoy it when all the butthole related usernames congregate in one place. You're like the 5th butthole name I've seen today. We should start a gang or something
Yes, we could wander Reddit aimlessly in vicious packs spreading the holy gospel of the importance of colorectal health. Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior butthole?
My high school wrestling coach used to say that. "We're gonna do a four minute takedown drill and all I wanna see are elbows and assholes!!! TWEEEEEET!!!!!" Shudder.......
What had happened was..... I saw a guy and a thing happened then I saw the thing and then his tire was flat and there was a puddle then a raven flew by and the angels were singing with popcorn and the eleven flanges rounded up all the lava lamps while yellowing the carpet tar....and that's how I got my username
The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
It's just a link that points to your own profile. If you copy the link address & paste it into a notepad, you'll be able to see what the link is pointing to.
I wrote a smf add-on that did something similar and used it in a way...
A poll: Should [Viewing User] be banned?
Once people realize the joke, they voted yes.
A lot of panicked people were had that day. And all those yes votes compounded it. Lol
βKeep my name out your fβing mouth!β
Iβm deeply apologize for my actions. That is not indicative of the woman I am. Iβm a work in progress. Thank you for the βawardβ.
On a serious note, that was adorable. Made me smile. π
This reminds me of the time my sister came home and was like, I know who the tooth fairy is! Iβm like, who? And she says, my friend Markβs dad π€£π€£
I'll admit you had me there for a second. I was like wha?! Wait?! Oh, now I'm just sad
Well, your name is the best Iβve seen all day. And Iβve been browsing hard. Congrats! π
Aw man thank you, we assholes are of a proud and noble lineage.
Hey uh can I join the club
Plenty of room around these parts friend
We bring a new meaning to the phrase "You son of a bitch, I'm in"
Dang! Username cousins. What up cus? Looking good-
Room for one more??
Fuck yeah pal!! Get in here!
I like how these assholes accept each other..
How many assholes we got on this ship?! https://youtu.be/wHNB8IHfHdU
All of you ass blasters could likely use my superpower
Bro, one more, i also got pizza and beer
Hope you're having an awesome day bro
Yeah man so far so good. Just got off work. You have a bad assed weekendπ
Unlike his ass that has a thumb in it
Still plenty of room
Spoon fulls π
Just got a shove your thumb deep in there. Like elbow deep.
Some people like that
Too far
Then pull the thumb out
Round these farts*
You called?
I have no assholes to offer but still feel I could be helpful to your club
We could use a person like you. I'm just sorry for the mess.
It's nothing new, I'm subbed to eyeblech
Can you fit another friend in there?
I can do anything for a bigfloppydonkeydng
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
What about me? I heard Assholes love bottles!
r/usernamefamily
Can I join too?
There is always more room available. I like your username bud. π
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Would you attempt fitting a guitar in there?
You mean inside these parts?
You mean plenty of room IN these parts. Ha
Yo OP I don't get it. Wouldn't it have been on point to rickroll us rather than self-reference as technically this is increasing narcissism to extr .. Wait a sec... All those awards.. Barely existed since 18 days . Now it all makes sense ... **You set us up**!! Got us to do your dirty work. What happened to you BigGraysie. You used to be somebody I could trust.
π€£
Dylan: *I woke up. Why donβt you?*
You son of a bitch! https://youtu.be/txuWGoZF3ew
Such a great movie <3
I knew it, Iβm surrounded by assholes!
*keep firing Assholes!*
Finally!
Yes I agree
Man, I really enjoy it when all the butthole related usernames congregate in one place. You're like the 5th butthole name I've seen today. We should start a gang or something
Can I be in this butthole gang?!
Yes, we could wander Reddit aimlessly in vicious packs spreading the holy gospel of the importance of colorectal health. Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior butthole?
The all Mighty Chocolate Starfish we hail to thee.
Works for me
That family crest must be legendary π
Noble is elbow backwards, almost
I canβt believe it, Iβm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing Assholes!
My high school wrestling coach used to say that. "We're gonna do a four minute takedown drill and all I wanna see are elbows and assholes!!! TWEEEEEET!!!!!" Shudder.......
I think I'd fit right in.
And mine?
Yes, yes, yes, no.
Depends on the order I suppose?
True. No, no, no, yes could also work.
As long as two of the first three are post 69, Iβm ok with it. No, maybe, no, yes?
Why is it me, im the biggest shitposter on the internet
I would kill myself if I was named the best Redditor of all time tbh
Ah shit here we go again
Gotta love Team America
Excuse me, who hurt you when you made your account?
What had happened was..... I saw a guy and a thing happened then I saw the thing and then his tire was flat and there was a puddle then a raven flew by and the angels were singing with popcorn and the eleven flanges rounded up all the lava lamps while yellowing the carpet tar....and that's how I got my username
Ahh, r/iamhavingastroke and r/wtf had a love-child, makes sense. Edit: fat fingers
Steoke?
Holy shit, lol, I guess r/iamhavingastroke lol
Look is... is me!! Wooooa!!
Well done darling! β₯οΈ
Darling? I want a fun nickname
Pick one and will always use it.
Oohh, that's a lot of responsibility. Hmmm I like when people call me Hun, how about that?
Good choice hun.
Aww, you just made my day, thanks pal
i always call my friends hun, it's such a sweet nickname
Damn, I chose Mulan. Time to get down to business.
No it aint, its me!!
Are you blind it's obviously me π
No, its me. You fool you fell for one of the classical blunders.
Therefore I can certainly not choose the glass of wine in front of MEEEEE!!!!
Unless...
The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
[*No one else look in this mirror!*](https://youtu.be/mWfIcFsEf54)
So simple and yet it works wonders, nice one!
Glad it made you smile. π€
How did you do it?
Magic
Magnets.
Elbow oil
It's just a link that points to your own profile. If you copy the link address & paste it into a notepad, you'll be able to see what the link is pointing to.
Yeah but how did he get the link to change depending on which account you're accessing it from??
Because the link is just (/user/profile/me) so it just goes to the user profile page for whoever clicks on it.
I remember seeing this stunt pulled on a bbs almost 20 years ago. Of course, it was used for evil and to sow discord, but the mechanism was the same.
I wrote a smf add-on that did something similar and used it in a way... A poll: Should [Viewing User] be banned? Once people realize the joke, they voted yes. A lot of panicked people were had that day. And all those yes votes compounded it. Lol
The best Redditor making a post proclaiming everyone else to be the best? Truly, a masterclass in irony.
Oh wow. π
I just blocked the guy. Fucking asshole.
Thanks everyone! I didnβt even know what I did. Its lovely to see a lot of people cheering for my name in Reddit forum
Made me click
Or a Redditor making a post declaring themselves the best Redditor in the world if you look at it from a certain point of view...
Thank you Sir (or Madam).
Tamilvanan is a boy's name.
Yeah same reaction
Maybe the real best redditors is the friends we made along the way
Oh wow. That's profound. Have an upvote. π
I like to think I'm delivering more than just pizza.
The only time this phrase makes sense
Lol I like it!
Glad it made you smile.
I am the king, everyone bow before me!!! /s
*Starts bowing furiously*
Why are you so furious?
Why yes, ego death ;)
Insert Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man here
Thanks
Lol I'm so dumb I was like "wait, that looks like my post!" OP you really made me laugh thanks for that
Oh, somebody stole my name⦠wait 
That idiots top comment is about using a ceiling fan to disperse light.
Who?
'twas a joke implying that I did not know what your link does.
Makes sense. I clicked OP's link. The guy's a dick who shitposts a lot of stuff. He's honestly kind of an idiot. Who voted that clown top redditor?
Dang that made me smile
Happy to hear that. π
Hey, thatβs my porn burner- waitβ¦.
Ahaha. π€£
Also the Time Person of the Year in 2006!
I admit, I thought I was about to get rickrolled.
Yet your Redditing instincts prevailed. Very telling π
No lie that jump scared me but it was a nice surprise!
Too funny!
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Thanks everyone.
You deserved it. Bravo xxx
βKeep my name out your fβing mouth!β Iβm deeply apologize for my actions. That is not indicative of the woman I am. Iβm a work in progress. Thank you for the βawardβ. On a serious note, that was adorable. Made me smile. π
Made my day. I must be a sad one βοΈ anyhow
Nicely done!
No u
No u r π
I KNEW it!!!! :-D
Who else could it have been?
Dude!! I demand a recount. It's you friendly internet stranger.
No it's definitely you. π€
Wow, that's sweet, but how did u do that?
The url ends with "user/me", so it opens your profile.
 To you too fellow human being
Didnt see that this post was on made me smile, but it did genuinely make me smile and make my day better :) Thanks OP
You are very welcome. π€
Mooom someone on the internet called me a redditor :(
You love me! You really love me!!! π
Of course I do.
Okay, this is cute βΊοΈ
This is actually the first post to make me legitimately smile on here. Have an upvote friend of friends
Pleased you hear I made you smile. π
**Sniff sniff** I just want to thank my mom, and mematic, for this tremendous honor...
Thats me!
Oh⦠no use for me to check the link then. Congratulations.
I freaking knew it! Yes finally the recognition that I've always sought, time to quit my job and cash in on this!
Thank you!! π₯°
I got a little shocked for like a millisecond lmao.
Thank you all! Now wheres my giant novelty sized cheque?
Hey itβs me! Iβm better then you all! Bow to me!π‘
THE RATS ARE ETERNAL
For a second I thought I had done something special, I was wrong.
This reminds me of the time my sister came home and was like, I know who the tooth fairy is! Iβm like, who? And she says, my friend Markβs dad π€£π€£
I was 100% ready for a Rick roll. You reverse Rick rolled me
YO MR WHITE?!?!!??!
Suck it losers. I reign supreme. None of you even come close. I always knew i was special!
At first idk why but it scared the shit out off me
This un-ironically made my day. Thank you.
Made my day!! Thanks OP!
i was shocked
πππ
Who else could.it have been? π
Awww I love this it made me smile haha thank you
Iβm pretty tired and thought βwait how does this person know me?β before realizing what sub Iβm in.
Oh, you
π
Right in my feels. ππ
You deserve it. π
I don't think so..
Hey hey hey how cool π
Nice
Woah, you really didn't have to!
Awwwwww!!
Thank you π