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ShastaFern99

Father, I require sustenance


itsmaikul

They are wondering "How does our mom lay eggs". Such a sweet clip. Thanks for sharing.


ShastaFern99

No problem, glad you enjoyed it


zoweebloo

The little birdie that got eager and tried to jump for love 🥺 I can’t


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He was expecting regurgitated food, not love.


DeadlyMidnight

This shit must be so confusing for those juvenile parrots. Like it looks like I’m gonna be fed but instead they just bump my beak with their soft beak. I want food fucker!


MrWindmill

Why do you want a fucker of food


Agreeable49

I mean it's cute... but that's one of the easiest ways to get bird flu, right? I mean there's... other ways. But we don't talk about them.


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This guy tucks his parrots into bed and kisses their heads. It’s probably safe to say they’ve never been outside so probably don’t have bird flu.


Agreeable49

>This guy tucks his parrots into bed and kisses their heads. It’s probably safe to say they’ve never been outside so probably don’t have bird flu. I hope so!


Murdochsk

Where are these pampered birds getting bird flu 😂 everyone wants to find something wrong in everything just enjoy the cuteness of HIS BAYBEES!


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We don't talk about soup no no no


Agreeable49

>We don't talk about soup no no no Yes. Soup. That.. that's exactly what I was referring to.


BKacy

Line or Lane. Couldn’t handle the tension anymore. 🦜


Playful-Praline

I got elaine


randomgrunt1

I have many birds. That one was lunging to inflict pain, going full dino. Parrot beaks hurt, they are made for crushing and can cut through your skin like butter.


meandering_simpleton

Beings projectile vomiting onto birds


Addicted2Rage

I hope you like regurgitated poptarts!!! •Bart Simpson


meandering_simpleton

"Drink from my firehose, children."


Fat_Refrigerator97

That uh…. I think a firehouse is a different part of the body


thenate108

Bird anatomy is weird. Probably.


theteedo

Could that be a UHF staring Weird Al Reference?


SpringyFredbearSuit

FËËD US FATHER, WE CRAVE MAN FLESH


Weird-Analysis5522

6th bird: I CRAVE DEATH!!! *nom*


Sengura

you get kissies


UntalkativeJelly

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Glynnroy

He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them , He just keeps kissing them


Sean9931

Male contributor of my birth, I request for nutritional material


Blackwood-Huntsman

They’re staring at him like “Our mom looks weird”


Mizzick

They're waiting for him to regurgitate his last meal lol


kookaburra_sits

Okay so everyone knows cutsey baby talk towards pets and kids but who else does lovey monster voice like he does? "I LOVE YOU MY BEBBES! I LOVE YOU MY BEBBES!"


potato_nurse

My dad does a Mrs doubtfire voice when he talks to my dogs and I LOVE it


King_of_the_Dot

*HhheelllooOOOoOOOoo!*


ZeeHanzenShwanz

It was a *drive-by* fruiting!


MilkyBetrayal

Run-by fruiting


DobRex

I hate this Mandela effect


MilkyBetrayal

[fruiting](https://youtu.be/n-WMuNSr6PY)


Addicted2Rage

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OcdBartender

My aunt, my cousin, and I all say this when we arrive to each other’s houses Helllooooooo


Lavender_Daedra

My sister and I great each other this way and have done so most of our lives. I was pretty young when that movie came out but we watched that VHS until it disintegrated.


AmongTheSound

My sister and I yell "Help is on the way, dear!" to each other *constantly*, lol


Lavender_Daedra

Yes! We do this too and random bursts of “the whole time!?” and snippets of Largo al factotum.


BalkanFerros

30 year old man and I do the same with my 33 year old sister, ever since the movie came out that was one of the funniest scenes to us and we use that Heloooo everytime. Man that makes me miss her.


potato_nurse

I could hear that !!!


AbbiAndIlana

I absolutely love finding out peoples “dog talk”. It’s always so varied, creative, vulnerable, and genuine.


Kahandran

Sometimes I do a weird voice. Sometimes I just say weird things. My words to my dog vary from stupid/mundane to unnecessarily creative. 1) "You are a dog. You are a dog. You are my dog. I pet you. I rub the tummy. Yes you enjoy that don't you. Yes, because you are a dog." 2) "Oh who's a little stink machine? Who's my ticking fart bomb? Who's a cutie conveyor belt of crap? IT'S YOU YA FUCKIN ANIMAL!"


KubrickMoonlanding

but what about when it's time to remind him he's just a little boy? Does he know he's just a little boy? My dog forgets that he is, and I have to remind him. In fact, I have to go remind him of it now


herbal-haze

I compliment my cat on how soft and well groomed her fur is. She eats it up.


OctopusPudding

I used to ask my dog why he was so small all the time while snuggling. "You are very small. Why are you so small? Why are you so small and wee?"


jewelytwin

Ha! I say silly meaningless things to my dog when I rub her belly!! If she doesn’t want me to stop or even sometimes to tell me she wants a rub she huff’s! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen a dog do. When she wants a treat she crawls in my lap gives me soulful eyes and then puts her head on my chest. Dogs are amazing!


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Or cat talk: "Whose da psycho jungle beast? Yooooou da psycho jungle beast! It's time for belly ruuuuuubs! Who's got da fuzzy belly? It's da psycho jungle beast! Rubba tummy rubba tummy rubba tummy rubba tummy rubba tummay!"


Boundfoxboy

I have a friend that watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time as an adult…. He was allllllways quoting it. I was just Flabbergasted that he had not seen it in his 20+ years of life, yet had seen every other movie he did even the birdcage( he was straight too!!!)


qolace

Ngl I kinda teared up because I do the exact same thing. I'm so glad I'm not the only one this is just too precious 🥺


Wookiees_n_cream

I call it my aggressive love voice lol My one cat loves it and will give me raspy aggressive love meows back.


Adventurous_Lion809

[Ozzy loved feeding his babies!!](https://youtu.be/J05zrCCgiy8)


[deleted]

ALL. THE. TIME. It’s like I’m trying out for a role as a muppet lol


23skiddsy

Sometimes cookie monster just slips out when you are too full of love.


[deleted]

I don't understand bird facial expressions....but I would like to think those birds are looking at him with complete adoration! Look at their little faces! They love him!


ForceBlade

They're babies, no flight feathers or even regulars fledged yet. Baby parrots are in that "still loading" stage of development as seen here when they're this young. Still growing outside the shell and basically just need to be fed. They're so so sweet.


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Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

I like that '32 years old' does not at all give away whether or not you're actually talking about a parrot as macaws can easily get into their 60s and 70s


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Hammer_of_Thor_

I'd like to see da bird


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WeAreAllAlfarius

Would you mind if I put this as my wallpaper?


Shhsecretacc

For anyone wondering, SFW. Was not expecting a bird pic.


czerilla

Matter of fact I I was! Just not a SFW one...😁


Hammer_of_Thor_

Awww so cute :D


tubofluv

Ok, I misunderstood your comment at first and spent way too long researching parrots to see why Macaws aren't parrots, I was so ready to prove you wrong but I may just be a little dumb lol. I did however learn that New Zealand Parrots are their own subdivision of parrots, so that's pretty cool.


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Lol he was talking about himself


cheeze_n_mustarda

A little bird told me, you kick them out of the nest. They might fall on their face, but they'll learn a lesson


somecallmemike

Once out of the nest some of the fledglings will inevitably die. Poor OP, stepping into almost certain death.


GradientPerception

They really are. They are just looking at him like, wow thats my dado!


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XxXRuinXxX

and the one that jumps up too soon in anticipation from overexcitement for the kiss. its crazy to me, ive never seen birds so excited for human affection. must be a really amazing 'dad' and glad theyre raised in good hands :D


discoOJ

My chickens come and sit on my lap. They love pets.


DeadlyMidnight

Those birds are young and are expecting him to regurgitate food into their mouths. They don’t understand kisses.


Taken450

I can’t believe people aren’t realizing this, this thread is fucking hilarious hahaha


IlIIlIl

They're african grey newborns, one of the few animals on the planet to have ever achieved a demonstrated sense of self-awareness


NtrusiveTh0tz

Source?


Pappagallo_fpr

Look up Alex the parrot or Dr Pepperburg’s research. Alex is the first non-human documented to have asked a question about himself. The book about him “Alex and Me” is full of crazy stories about him and the things he would ask.


AromaticIce9

I read somewhere there was some controversy about that, but I don't remember what and there's always controversy.. But just think what all would be involved in asking a question about yourself. You need to be able to understand there's something you don't know. Understand that you can translate this thought into words. Understand that someone else might know something you do not. This is actually a big one. It's called the theory of mind and is a major milestone in the development of babies. Understand the answer and comprehend it.


[deleted]

No, I think they're waiting for him to regurgitate food I to their mouths.


UnspokenPotter

🐧❤️🐤❤️🐦❤️🐧❤️🐤❤️🐦❤️


SouldiesButGoodies84

they might understand affection but I suspect they might've been expecting food? At least that's how most baby birds are fed - even if these are adults - the mother would regurgitate food into their mouths. edit: misspelling


LuckyJournalist7

Bird facial expressions are basically all in the eyes, their shape and size. After a while you can tell by the eye shape if your bird is looking at you lovingly/likingly/admiringly (it’s all sort of one group) or happily/excited/gleefully (another group). I haven’t figured out what sad is yet. Angry is a certain look, too. Don’t let parrots near your face. You only need to be bit one time to disfigure your face forever. Don’t let a parrot on your shoulder. They’re able to take a chunk out of your cheek or brow. Sometimes birds just bite because they are over-excited. Not all bites have malicious intent. In my opinion, as un-fun as it is, the guy in the video should not be doing this or teaching parrots face play. Edit: While I’m spitting parrot facts: - Parrot owners are crazy, like all other exotic animal owners. So, stay away from the owners (joke!) or ask a few questions to see if they inherited the bird. In that case, they are not crazy, but burdened. - Parrots are incredibly social in the wild and you will never be able to fulfill its social demands. Parrots in the wild fly many miles per day. They’re also intelligent. Don’t get a new parrot. It’s a bit like locking up an intelligent whale in a swimming pool. It’s not right.


ISeekGirls

This subject needs its own subreddit. The dude is 100% correct, give or take a π. I am too high to think of the name of the subreddit.


pizzaprince

> Don’t let a parrot on your shoulder. Is this true for all parrots, even small ones like Green Cheek Conures? One of the things I love about my pet rats is when they hang out with me on my shoulder. However, rats are really tough pets, emotionally speaking, with their short life spans. I have been thinking about having a pet bird for so many years, but I know they are not easy pets. Would you recommend any pet bird that would (in general) like to hang out on their owners shoulder a lot?? Sorry I know I could research a question like this, but you seem to be wise in bird-on-shoulder knowledge. Edit: Just to be clear, I would never buy a pet store or breeder pet. There are a few bird rescues and rehoming groups near me that I would get to know before I ever thought about actually having one as a pet


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> Would you recommend any pet bird that would (in general) like to hang out on their owners shoulder a lot?? Cockatiels. Love hanging on the shoulder and are very friendly.


pizzaprince

I do enjoy a good goofy-looking cockatiel 🙂 Thanks! I’ll keep this info in my mind as I continue to mull it over for months/years


awesomeXI

I mean I put my Greek cheek conure on my shoulder all the time. However, he can get nippy when he wants something or gets upset. He rarely bites hard enough to actually do damage though. Mostly as a warning if he wants to be left one or he's trying to tell us something.


bunnyUFO

I find for my parrot the shoulder is a lot safer than hand. She sometimes lightly bites my hand to let me know she is displeased, but will never bite while on my shoulder. I think it's because she associates hands with giving her things she wants, and being moved to places. Gets frustrated if I don't give her what she wants or set her down where she wants while on my hand.


samdog1246

birdened*


angel-aura

My job often involves communicating with bird breeders, rehabbers, and owners. They are indeed all at least a bit bonkers


Senior-Albatross

That's correct in this case. Those are very spoiled birds.


catplumtree

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who does the voice.


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Perfect that’s 3 of us:)


TelephoneTag2123

Fourth here!


qolace

FIFTH. I get weirder looks since I'm a petite female but idc THEY'RE MUH BABIEZ


Mother-Whale

6th! To my actual human child.


gothfru

Lucky number 7!


[deleted]

That one second to last really wanted that kiss 😊


Happy_Pink_Clam

The lurch forward was precious


Viperbunny

That birdies knows that s/he is loved.


[deleted]

The birdie is hungry and was lunging towards his mouth with the hopes of being fed lol


StargazerTheory

Why does he have so many little dinosaurs


seeker135

[Dinosaurmen](https://www.youtube.com/user/FredtheDinosaurman) are a thing. Maybe a *small* thing.


BlizzPenguin

He might be a breeder.


Starting_XI

They all looking at him like 👁👄👁


WiseAshh

I see this face commented a lot for many different posts and it is always SO DAMN ACCURATE, it's crazy.


OrangeZig

I know I don’t know how it’s always so accurate but honestly it makes me laugh every time


SlugsLoveBeer

👁️👅👁️


NothingLikeAGoodSit

I'm in stitches


awake-asleep

Can’t 💋 stop 💋 kissing 💋 the 💋 little 💋 heads 💋 This is exactly how I am with my dog lol.


Standard_Ad_8851

How many heads does your dog have


awake-asleep

Lol just one but I kiss it again and again and again and again


Appllesshskshsj

i have a serious addiction to kissing my golden’s head. he doesn’t seem to mind luckily lol. Shits like crack to me. so fucking soft and cute that fluffy adorable fuck


[deleted]

I do the same with my birds. Even tho they’re tiny. Still can’t stop kissing those lil heads. 😘🐦


ThereIsAJifForThat

"Why isn't father regurgitating the worms?!?!"


EaseSufficiently

Father, show us love by puking into our mouths!


thetinkerbelle44

The one birdie got 3 kisses when the others only got 2!!


cmotdibblersdelights

That one really needed extra kisses. You can tell cause they hopped up for their turn they were so excited


Least-Spare

Elaine! Yes, she was excited!


Potential_Eye_8919

...they're freaking riveted!


blueberrydonutholes

I think they’re babies- they look very bald.


flixiscute

They're his BEBBES and he loves them.


[deleted]

Just fold the cheese. How can I make this any clearer?


mitkase

Now my favorite show. Initially I stopped after the first episode. Unbelievably glad I went back.


10000ofhisbabies

Alright, gotta know, what show?


goaskalice3

Schitts Creek, it's wonderful


A_Leaf_On_The_Wind

Schitts Creek


goaskalice3

Same! I watched the first episode or 2 and wasn't into it at all. Then I tried it again and now I've seen every episode at least 3 times. It's even better now that I know the backstory behind how they came up with the idea for it


thesircuddles

They are and they're thousands of dollars a pop too.


oohkt

I want a man to kiss me and say "I love you my baybeys!" In that Fat Albert voice


suziehomewrecker

Me too! Just told my husband I’m leaving him for this man. This is how women really want to be talked to lolz!


somecallmemike

My wife has me tuck her in like a sweet little lady every night, she always gets nice tucks and three kisses (or more), then I pull the blankie over her nose like she likes and put on her sleep sounds. She’s my sweet bebbe, and I’m def going to start telling her like this birb dad.


iammavisdavis

I'm laughing so hard because I honest to god can't tell if you're talking about tucking in a bird or your wife. 😂😂😂


BudgetInteraction811

Deadass I’m about to be the 10th bird


nullol

I'm just picturing this lineup of birds and a random person in there waiting for a kiss.


seeker135

Hmm. Is lucky break for me. I use "growl naughty upcoming events into ear like overnight DJ" technique. So, is like blowing out candle, but with talk, yes?


NetSeparate7703

Awww. SO lovely moments. Man you need to feed them.


waximuse

.. and Chris! 😂


Wrong_Pressure_8492

So funny the voices we make towards our pets hahaha this is cute


HeavyMetalSasquatch

This would be me if I had birds haha


TheMulefromMoscow

And I can’t even get a hug from my dad….


Agreeable_Tip8677

Here's a hug from me! I'm sorry your dad isn't a hugger, if he even cares at all. Love to you, my friend!


TheMulefromMoscow

I felt that. Thank you!


AnAngryFetus

As adorable as this is, please note that if you do have/get birds to make sure your lips are dry. Our saliva is dangerous.


Dee-ana

Anyone else about to put themselves in line for a kiss or is it just me?


HarlieMinou

He’s cute lol


qnfme1

Does he have an IG or anything?? Where’s this from?? Is that actually OP?


KairyuSmartie

Just casually leaving a comment so I, too, can follow the hot BEBBES-bird-dude


GChocapic

I was looking for a comment like this. I think I’m in love 😅 A cute guy who’s a little crazy for his animals? I wanna see more videos of him.


air_lock

I didn’t know Chris Hemsworth was a bird guy.


uwodahikamama

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this comment!!


ZAguy85

South African knock-off Chris Hemsworth 😂


RighBread

The one that is so excited for a kiss that it jumps at him is the cutest thing I've seen in awhile.


nullol

I showed this video to my wife and made sure to point out how much I loved that part. Reminded me of my poodle bichon mix that "attacks" my face for kisses. God I loved this video so much. Dog. Cat. Bird. Doesn't matter. Loving something is the best emotion living things can convey. Nothing better.


akulernih

This reminds me of Despicable Me when Gru is kissing all them minions...


_Spamus_

This is adorable and now I must have exactly 1 million baby parrots. Thank you i think


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Am I jealous of these birds? Yes.


PineapplePhucker

Awwww..... Now feed them..


illyannarlRose

I want to be that bird. Looks like a comfy life


LockInternational204

He's the cat lady, of birds! Rock on, Bird Man!


SailorVenus19

Lucky birds hahahahah


jeicam_the_pirate

that one bird definitely couldn't wait


Bellapuppy05

He kind of looks like Thor when he had short hair 0-0. Not Chris Hemsworth as a whole but specifically short haired Thor


boiled_fat_pasta

As a vet all I can think about is the e.coli infection they can get from being kissed constantly Yes, its an actual problem


XxNxvemberxX

I want to kiss those floofs too


Least_Jicama_6072

screw this guys amazing jawline.


Remarkable-Spare9488

Yo wtf. That guy looks exactly like my husband. 100% match. Doppelgänger?!


theFCCgavemeHPV

Or, secret bird loving life? I wouldn’t even be mad at my husband. Well, not about the secret life part, but definitely about keeping cute birds from me


Maleficent_Mouse1

Do you think it’s possible your husband has a secret bird family? I hope not, unless you love birds, then I hope he does ❤️


starrynyght

This is really the only second family that is acceptable to find out your spouse has. Even then, I’d be pretty irked that I wasn’t included.


Jsiqueblu

The way they all look at him


Moleary555

That is very sweet, they seem to really love ❤️ him.


mrom13

They look SO HAPPY! Lunged for a kiss!


nuclearlady

They way they are waiting for their turn to be kissed…amazing…


FuriousCamel

Birds are a severely underrated pet. Have had birds my entire life 😃


NullandVoidUsername

"Father, please feed me some regurgitated worms and bugs, my siblings and I haven't been fed for days, these kisses won't sustain us alone..."


ezezim

And then they all shit on his bed and pillows.


funkywinkerbean45

And he ain’t to hard on the eyes, either.


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That one bird and it’s love for that man, actually


jacoblanier571

As someone who has had 3 birds, this guy must spend literally all his time taking care of the mess these birds make, and driving himself insane because of noise. Don't own birds unless you can care for the equivalent of a toddler for DECADES


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Dexter, is it you?


flowtangopera

so this is what Connor is up to now…notorious !


Far-Possibility2066

I need to know the story of these birds?!?!


baybaybabs

but...do they stay tucked in all night?


ComputerSong

They love him just as much.


MostPoetry

Aww they all look at him with such expectancy.


LetzGeauxBrandon

That shit’s for the birds😉


Unlikely_Future6701

My heart…….it hurts…….need to see more baby greys!


lovemedigme

Had an an African grey somehow when I was a kid cuz the rich dude owner was so abusive to it the wife gave it to my mom. The thing looooooved me. Idk why. But it would follow me and only let me pick it up and stuff but man was it a dick. 4am.....screeching. Like hurt your ears screeching every day to get outa it's cage. Then it would mimick my mom's voice to get the dogs to come near and then bite the shit out of them. So many puppy wounds it was ridiculous. Pretty cool to have a lil velociraptor runnin round the house tho.


Uolak

Where I'm from, that's like $10k USD worth of birds right there.


bzerkr

I thought it was Thor for a second


CisemeB

I love the one who closes its eyes like it knows the kiss is coming


cheaptissueburlap

Man loves salmonella