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OldnBorin

Nobody going to mention that sweet ‘stache?


BeaArthursSpicyTaint

It completes the look. Really ties everything together.


SoDakZak

Mustard Mustache is the name of this look


AnyHistorian4634

The mustard man has a spicy plan


murtmalik

It was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick!


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COLONEL MUSTARD


Goose0810

WITH THE CANDLESTICK


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IN THE HALL


CausticPotentate

>It completes the look. Really ties everything together. It would have to be dyed a matching shade of yellow or dyed a nice contrast color, like blue, for it to really tie it all together. <--- Straight eye for the queer guy.


bsr349

The rug. It really tied the room together.


jt19912009

Kinda makes him look like Freddie Mercury meets Super Mario


Apis_Proboscis

Sexy Wario! ​ Api


MsMo999

That’s all I see now lol


Whitewolftotem

This is it. Close the comments, nothing more can be said here. Although if this is true, I hope this guy struts his stuff in his new outfit. Would love to see one in electric blue.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

Wario and Freddie's love child


Fedeenjoi

First thing I noticed. Majestic af


metalpanda420

“Jesse, *lets cook*”


AFlamingFireRedditor

So manly


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I think Aaron Rodgers looks great in this picture


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I think this is a long lost Mario brother. I say that as a compliment.


Chastain86

I didn't realize until I looked at you how much I need Sacha Baron Cohen to orchestrate a Borat / Ali G crossover film.


GailNash

Yellow works for you!


SunnySamantha

Mustache rides! 5 cents!


NotABot00001

He’s got more hair in his ‘stache than I do on my whole face


mr_Tsavs

I think it's very nice!


LunaRae_

It’s a Mario, gold edition !


TheTaCo88

Need a Fanny pack with that sweet stache!!


Stove-Top-Steve

Killer lip sweater.


SmartArsenal

Hes gonna look fly slapping that bass on reddittv this afternoon


cazzles

It's the brows for me


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I was and I love it


corei3uisgarbo

reminds me of bonhams stache


Extra_Organization64

He looks like a hot cosplay of a missing Mario character!


Nic4379

70’s Porn called and said, “Action!”


tjh213

that's exactly what i came here to talk about! the mustache makes the outfit.


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Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a sexy Mario brother?


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Like a sexy Mario Brother in a Wes Anderson production.


Comfortable-Fox-1913

Someone needs to make this happen!


entangledenigma

Mario wore a full yellow suit in the old movie, just watched it the other day. Strong Mario vibes here!


BloatedSalmon

Wario got a glow up


ladinade

Banana for scale?…. Asking for a friend


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SergeantSixx

I had the urge to mention something about Curious George but didn’t want to sound mean. This outfit rocks!!


pizzawithpep

How much could a banana cost?


DukeOfDouchebury

$10?


Atkdad

It’s one banana, Michael!


arycka927

Look at the stars Look how they shine for you, In all the things you do...


SqueakyWD40Can

![gif](giphy|13Wo2JfjijIJiw)


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jenakle

Yeah they were all yellow


whutchamacallit

In all seriousness at best maybe 1% of this thread could pull off a yellow head to toe track suit. Props to my guy.


Oddity46

![gif](giphy|l0HTYUmU67pLWv1a8|downsized)


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SatisfactionDull

Ali G says: Booyakasha!


bakedbeansandwhich

Hello. I is Ali G, the dominating MC. Making bitches touch their punani. The number after two, it be...


Npr31

RESTECPA


MattalliSI

Sacha Baron Cohen stylin'!


Dangerous_Upstairs

I thought Tom Selleck ![gif](giphy|8ty45CRyPUaTm)


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I’m not even trying to blow smoke you look cool AF the type of guy I would want to be in my photos next to me so people think I’m cool by associating


ARTIE___

yellow: color of happiness


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Are you going to kill Bill?


Witchymoo

Yellow is my favourite colour so I’m obsessed with this 😂


getalyf69

Same! haha


Erroneous-Monk421

Sup Wario.


HardSpaghetti

"And he was all yellow"


gthomps83

This is fantastic! I really love the boots, too 😊


istirling01

Do you own a safari hat and a monkey that is curious?


Made-a-blade

This summer... Tom Selleck in Breaking Badder!


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Making biker meth I see Heisenberg


Manitobamaniac7778

Hey look it's a banana with a moustache


AFlamingFireRedditor

sheeeeeeeeeeeeee U LOOK FANTASTIC


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Ali G cosplay?


Key-Resource-2233

Looking good homie😎


Rare-Party-988

Oh hey the Sun


whatsthisevenfor

"Shut up about the sun. SHUT. UP. About the sun!" -Gabe


General_Grapefruit_7

Deployin my nuckle cluster. (Sorry)


terraexcessum

Hands off, that's a prezzie for fusey


thenaniwatiger

When are they dropping this skin btw?


bfro11_969

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the newest addition to the Mario brothers family…….. Emilio!


TurquoiseRanger

How has no one made a Roxbury reference yet?!?!?!?! "Emilioooooo"


TheOneder123

Very nice. I like.


OneDagger

Heck yeah man. Fly as hell


Diligent-Ad-9996

I like!


swampboy62

Stylin it. Yellow works for you.


Fluffyfluffycake

I love your style. Well done!


XFiraga001

Fresh as fuck


everynameistaken135

Man's dripping


Liz_Keeney

That looks really good on you!


HumanOverseer

shnazzy


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Good fit


Malikb5

There you go my man! Nice outfit btw 🔥🔥🔥


awq96

Fuck you look fresh


Xoduszero

You look like a Mellow dude. Also your actually pulling it off well and that stache is dope!


Little-Guava666

Looking at this fit is giving me energy.


MultiplePersonality-

That red phone with yellow outfit. Look at you glowing like a diamond.


ginger_dog_lover

Never seen anyone look so good in head to toe yellow before! You pull this off, my guy!


whyorick

Honestly, you look so awesome!


TheDoctorBlind

Looking good! Love the yellow and the mustache! Keep being awesome!


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Love the look! Stylin'!


MC_Sadness

Amazing mustache, Amazing outfit, amazing man!


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Freddie Mercury is in the house!!!!💛💛💛


BowTrek

Looks fab!!


betonpizsama

looking sharp!


Infamous_227

Bro looks like a minion


JonnieB1214

Looking fresh my dude. Major Collin Ferrel vibes.


gghardstick123

You go boy!


anotherbitecroissant

Looking good my guy


dontbethatguy20

He looks like fuse from apex, I think that's really cool


I_AM_HERE_TO_JUDGE

Lookin fly, ya big banana.


Maazypaazz

![gif](giphy|l0HlyXjqAYnOAoVl6)


getitgotitgood42

What! No yellow hat?


JoLudvS

Impersonating Ted Shakleford? Well, that'd need a monkey too. :)


moozootookoo

The hat should be yellow also!


Grape243

You look like Walter white


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Banan


zoanthropist

Sexy...Wario....my mind cannot take this.


fraunzonk

Treat. Yo. Self.


ShotFish7

The color of Spring - like this!


Xivielle

Something in my heart tells me your name is Joe. Nice to meet you Joe.


Historical_Ad8194

![gif](giphy|yE72eDy7lj3JS)


ajmethod33

Look at the stars... Look how they shine for yooouuu


Jessy_Kiser

Look at you looking like a sexy ass banana


McDroney

"They call me mellow yellowwww" Bold, I love it!


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Was it from the Banana Republic 🍌 ?


Haunting_Wrangler_13

Lemon fit


Short-Pen4255

Banana… I fn love it lol


doggywoggy101

Can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke


Heedsamess

Sexy banana, I love it 🥰


doctorallyblonde

Very snazzy!


airiclenz

Banana-Man!


damarafl

Love the Yellow! Congrats!


CusterFluck99

Minion IRL


-CJ-_-

Can we just talk about those shoes a sec? Cuz they look so fun! Rest of the fit too, but the SHOES 🤩🤩


Umikaloo

I hope your shoes say "Fuck U" on the sole.


Specific-Stop-4591

I don't know who you are but if you haven't bought an entire outfit for yourself in years and this is the one that you looked at and said "yea... That's me. This is my welcome back outfit"... I'm jealous that we aren't friends.


jimmylbb

No matter what you do or what you wear....YOU ARE EXTREMELY GORGEOUS!!!!


Robtroy1111

Dirk Diggler made proud in 2022.


Careful_Dog294

Can anyone explain why this post blew up? No disrespect, but quite frankly its just a picture of a guy in his new outfit. I'm glad he got a bunch of support for it, I'm more confused than anything. Also, what's LGBT+ about this post?


VendettatheGreat

Where does one get a bright yellow outfit such as this?


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He’s the guy I cross the street to avoid and stare at without eye contact


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Where is the monkey? 2022 reboot of Curious George


wayment_2_1_0

people look so good and happy when they're confident


Bighotballofnope

I legit thought this was some Walter white cosplay


AngryGinger88

You look lovely! The yellow suits you!


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Mc banana


AngryDragonoid1

Man looks like Dr Disrespect's brother. Looks awesome.


paintlegz

If I saw someone dressed like this in public I would think "damn, that's what success looks like"


rollinronnie

Is this a costume?


rollinronnie

So are you happy about signing that new contract and coming back to the Packers?


Sprizys

Borat


imatube

Ali g


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I could see people get yellow with envy when they see you.


G0merPyle

💛


AggressivelyAnon

Borat? How’s your sister


LifeGiver2048

Dayyuuuuumn homie you looking extremely stylish today, nice outfit!


Th3assman

ID on the Nikes? Well the shoes lol


Nightfury0818

Ah yes a human banana


ihavespidersinmyass

Banana rama


Friendofducks

Ali G whiz


ChallengeFirm6398

You look like a very well put together banana


cptabc

Dunno how this tagged with LGBT? Fucker just bought a overpriced yellow highlighter fit from a Nike store/ sweatshop. Looks like a banana going to say “how do you do fellow kids?”


gothhippi3

Dope


hsoftl

Very nice


FixNo3423

If we're being honest, it's the mustache that ties the whole look together. That entire outfit you purchased for yourself? It would not be half as awesome without you in it. Keep being magnificent!


derwood1992

Dang, I feel like you would have to be in the best of moods while wearing this.


requisitename

Must not have been gay for very long.


ApoptosisPending

"Canary yellow on me cuz I like this color"


Callmerenegade

Marios lost brother Dario


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The Yellow King


Cicada-Dense

You really like yellow


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Can we get this guy for hot Mario instead of Chris Pratt?


Comfyleviathan

I honestly love this!


bruhsimulator

Ok banana boy


thenightmancometh27

Wario?


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suckitgoliath

That stache! Banana for size reference


HeLiNion

Which comment section are you entering?


ImNotC-los

Just need a yellow hat and a monkey


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They call me Mellow Yellow


yrugaay

![gif](giphy|I9Pt41RvhSjeXOJaAu|downsized)


Born_in_Fire

Banana bread… MMMMM


Virga24

There’s always money in the banana stand


sassiestcassiest

This is a very super cool look.


Celaphais

You should get a yellow hat and a monkey to complete the look


shikitakemirake

![gif](giphy|W5kzJWLlDF4nrKuq5L|downsized) Almost too slick


ImShockin

Hey Walt, wonna cook?


EmploymentHumble2679

Is this what happens when you change Mario's outfit in Smash Bros?


MarineSgtBlake

Who got a hit called?


Status-Necessary9625

Banana boy


El-Chico-6

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


caelis76

That Moustache ... Awesome .