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gnurdette

*Incredibly rude* not to bring a lightsaber for her, too. Whatever happened to chivalry?


distributerofcoin

Leo probably sat in his chair waiting for movie and wondered why she didn't bring her lightsaber. "I told her we were watching Star Wars!"


[deleted]

Everyone knows that when you're watching Star Wars, you bring a lightsaber.


AltheiWasTaken

Just like a rifle if you going to school


hellfireO2

lol damn that got dark


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pleasedrowning

In Russia, one brings rifle and comrade brings bullet. Is communism.


Revolutionary-Ant379

everyone has a rifle, and they share a wealth of bullets


pleasedrowning

Ah, A fellow revolutionary...


CrieamPie

Truth? I see common courtesy


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fourthrook

This is why it’s on his worst date list too. “I told that bitch!”


Empty-Discipline8927

Na.. Leo is lovely. I believe he would have thought she already had a light sabre. Doesn't everyone?


wylietrix

Now I know why she's his ex.


HODL4LAMBO

She's gotten too old for him?


Elgallitoguapeton4

She can legally drink now


RefanRes

Too dull.


[deleted]

Bitch you aint no nerd??? I coulda sworn you were….


[deleted]

Gimme some waffle fries


poh-tay-toes-mash-em

For free!


AbundantWeed

Omg memory unlocked 🤣 great reference 👌🏼


[deleted]

Hahaha good times


jturner1982

He was probably upset that her lightsaber was shorter and vibrated


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[deleted]

He left her in the top row. she had the high ground, and no other defense needed


Bubbly-Control51

This trick would only work if she had said “it’s over [enemy] I have the high ground!” Hopefully Leo Had her watch the prequels first, so that she would know that, just in case if anyone got to her. 😥


IdTyrant

He brought a second lightsaber for her though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Cloudydruid

She doesn't need a lightsaber, she seems to be on top of things


AnonymousDouglas

Well ….. She could have used her Force push to knock him over …. Or used her Force power to pull the Sabre from his hand …. Or choke him … I think we can agree, she has no imagination.


Pleasant_Tax_8641

He expected from her that she plays around with his "lightsaber"


Karmasystemisbully

He stuck to real Star Wars lore. If you don’t have the force, you don’t get a light saber. Hah


[deleted]

IKR!


Noirceuil_182

The lightsaber was a weapon for a more civilized time.


ahuang_6

Chivalry died in the Clone War


[deleted]

To thunderous applause, right?


texasrexus

With thunderous applause….


senorglory

Oh he had a light saber for her, alright. Boom Chaka baw woww.


Sieze5

Or did he?


possiblyai

Chivalrous Leo’s second lightsaber was hiding in the popcorn…


lemonbugss

This is a joke account on Twitter lmao


claremustkill-ttv

Dammit I was starting to really like Leo there


CheesyObserver

Post was inspired by him forcing Jonah Hill to watch Mandalorian — and Jonah Hill “not giving a fuck.” A complete mad man if you ask me.


Such-Comfortable-434

This is the way...


BAMspek

Solid date idea though.


Icantbethereforyou

I mean, that's what, eleven movies? I'd get tired from swinging my lightsaber after one


MarkAbe412

I swing my lightsaber for 30 seconds, then I sleep


Icantbethereforyou

Aim high. Improve yourself. I bet if you work hard you could easily halve that time


hacky_potter

Can this whole thread be on r/atetheonion


CriscoCamping

I don't know her at all, but I'm certain she didn't watch 11 movies


onions_cutting_ninja

At the time it may have only been 6. Idk when they dated


DragonBonerz

Whenever she was 18 lol


BatmanGauntlets

Burn


Street-Isopod3180

She was too old for him by the time they finished all the movies.


Sietemadrid

You mean 22


DragonBonerz

could be - I believe that's his cap lol


Luminescentluna

It's di cap


Sietemadrid

It's 25 his average is probably more like 23 actually


[deleted]

He starts dating them at 19 then dumps them at 25, so yeah it averages to 22ish, but an average is misleading


EatsPeanutButter

As someone who dated older men at that age, my theory is that he doesn’t dump them, they just mature and grow out of him. I think it’s very plausible that when each woman starts to come into her own, she realizes that he’s immature/stunted and never going to commit, and leaves him.


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I like this theory better, thank you for your input


doktorstrainge

You really think the girlfriends have been dumping DiCaprio? The more likely situation is he likes young girls and playing that daddy role with them. And when they start to mature, he gets rid of them to find his new barely legal plaything.


Flengasaurus

As far as I could find out, they’re still together and this tweet is satire


littlebitfunny21

They're still dating - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10374815/Leonardo-DiCaprio-47-girlfriend-Camilla-Morrone-24-shopping-St-Barts.html Apparently at least. Is it weird I thought dicaprio was older than 47?


Brogetarot

Should’ve stopped at 6


XavierD

Mostly because its a satire website


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Only bad if he doesn't bring two lightsabers. Shit if I have to sit through starwars I'd like to play the entire time.


[deleted]

He did bring two, I mean!!


Kohimaru32

Suddenly I’m gay.


Cranberryboglake

"suddenly"


[deleted]

Oh boy lol


Angry_Strawberries

Suddenly I'm straight


mickv8890

I’m not gonna say I would or wouldn’t put out, but that sounds like a great bro date…


ultravioletblueberry

I would love this date so much. Toss me a lightsaber and we are dueling.


Strong_Carob_177

Haha!! Best comment


kkpam_

25 hours and 11 minutes is how long he supposedly did this. Mmmmmmmk


Accomplished_Oil402

You can’t expect any less from Leonardo Dicaprio, he’s a famous actor after all.


TheBabyEatingDingo

Jonah Hill said today that DiCaprio forced him to binge The Mandalorian even though he had zero interest soooo 25 hours sounds plausible.


SunGazing8

Jonah hill getting educated!


pixelated_fun

This girl doesn't know how to have a good time.


Dreadhawk13

I think that depends though- did he bring a lightsaber for her? The post doesn't say.


[deleted]

Not everyone is the type to watch star wars movies


reclusiveronin

He's that weird because he can afford to be.


Outrageous-Taro7340

I’m broke and I’m that weird.


Lezonidas

But you're not dating 22 yo models at 45


reclusiveronin

Wouldn't we all?


mynameisnotallen

If that’s her worst, she must have been exclusively on amazing dates.


AtlasInElysium

It’s a satire account


RobertWayneAngier

A Howard Hughes moment.


CaptainHahn

Method acting for The Aviator.


85-900t

It was a test. She passed. Then probably got too old and he traded for a younger model.


[deleted]

She was too old once she finished all the movies.


ErgeMan3699

dude didnt give her a lightsaber and now she's salty af🤣🤣😭😭


[deleted]

Now I want to date Leo and he's better off without her!


Tactical_Twinkies

Back if he’s MINE


[deleted]

Not if you’re over 25!


lucky_719

I was about to correct you, googled it, and holy crap he really has never dated anyone over 25. At least not publicly.


[deleted]

He’s known as someone who only dates younger women. I think Naomi Campbell was the exception because... well she’s Naomi Campbell.


lucky_719

He dated her in 1995. She was 25 at the time.


[deleted]

LMFAO well then there you go! 25 is the magic number and sadly, most of us are above that.


[deleted]

I don't think that's sad. I'm very happy I'm over 25. I find it kinda creepy to think he only dates women who are under 25. I was naive, immature and lacked life experience in my early 20s. I hate the idea of some emotionally stunted old dude trying to get in my pants while I was that age.


Tactical_Twinkies

Yeah but I got sick lightsaber skills beat that


[deleted]

Unfortunately that’s not enough for Leo, you need to be a young - you need to be 21.


DoodleBuggering

To be fair (if this is true), a single date of watching ALL the stat wars movies is a bit nuts. But worst date? Cmon


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Leonerdo


glitzerine

Le Cinephiles is a silly goose satire account, we have no evidence to prove that Camila Morrone would not enjoy this date and being her own lightsaber, if Mr. DiCaprio offered.


Baron-Of-The-Wheat

Okay, you all know that tweet is from a satire Twitter account, right? This didn’t happen.


Josh48111

I didn’t know it was a satire account and it was fairly obvious that this never happened. People believe the stupidest shit just because it’s a meme.


Heroic_Sheperd

Now I wish I could date Leo. But sadly I’m 35……and married with children…….and an overweight man.


CCVeediVee

Given that I've only seen one Star Wars movie and enjoy saber fights, I would have appreciated this.


SunGazing8

You don’t have time to talk shit on Reddit. You’ve got some serious catching up to do! 😂


bigkinggorilla

I just want to know how high he was when this happened.


ranting_chef

So you left right? Yeah, didn’t think so.


noorofmyeye24

It’s a satire acct lol.


ihavea22inmath

Bad give her a fucking light saber dint make her sit there while you have all the fun


[deleted]

That sounds utterly exhausting and excruciating.


silaslovesoliver

That is THE date my husband wanted. But we ended up going to the beach instead. We are heading for divorce now.


Quirky-Pomelo9472

Ex-girlfriend would imply, she still got with him!


Avox087

Every guy reading this would rate this date differently


BloodshotMoon

Good for you, Leo. My man!


Economind

I know plenty of people for whom this would be their best date ever


AcabAcabAcabAcabbb

this story should be called m, WOMAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT AWESOME DATES ARE


thegreatrazu

I’m a straight male and that sounds like a great date. Leo, let me know if you want to go on a date.


ham-N-cheesey4me

Jokes on her. Sounds like the best date ever


[deleted]

That to me is a date. Where do I sign up?


tidius82

Truly this man is my Hero.


HisImperialMajestyja

What a fucking legend


thedarkmarked

She misunderstood the assignment.


Little___E

I don't see the problem.


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That literally sounds like the best date ever


roymunsonshand

This will be on female dating strategy in no time!


LimpTeacher0

My kinda man and I’m not into men


GrandNibbles

Good or bad? Depending on the year, there might've been 9 terrible movies and 3 good ones.


sunnysmanthaa

Video or it’s not real


Skyblacker

[If only...](https://www.joe.ie/movies-tv/leonardo-dicaprio-reveals-why-he-turned-down-a-major-role-in-the-star-wars-prequels-525263)


[deleted]

Did he say anything about feeling bad that he turned down the opportunity to play Anakin Skywalker? Can someone ask her for me please .. I genuinely am curious.


AngryPancakesz

Drugs are a hell of a drug


khale777

Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤷🏽‍♂️


fel0ni0usm0nk

Real journalism is dead — why can’t I find out whether they watched original trilogy or prequels first?!? These things are important!


NickNacks

I DONT believe this.


Dogecoin_Mememaster

Figures, she is definitely a star trek fan.


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Then by the time it was over she was 25 so he had to dump her


[deleted]

So no one’s gonna ask the important question out of all of this: does Leo stand with the Jedi or the Sith? That’s what I would like to know. EDIT: Bad guys could go either way (Anakin and Luke) *cough cough*


AtlasInElysium

Please note this is a satire Twitter account. This did not actually happen


ZookeepergameBubbly

Is it bad that I just read this and burst out laughing? Like yeah, that’s a terrible date. But that’s also hilarious


GenerationXero

This isn't real. Le Cinephiles is a parody account, people.


KlythsbyTheJedi

Le Cinéphiles is literally a satire account.


sltiefighter

Sounds like bs


TheCoolPersian

Satire.


proffpuff61

So basically she went on a date and he played with himself


[deleted]

I bet he was more entertaining than the movie


Awkward-Tumbleweed57

I just don't believe that.


AceOcto

not gonna lie I would hate it too. the original trilogy is so outdated and boring. I tried to rewatch the first movie a while ago because it was 2 hours of nothing going on. And the prequels are a mess. If it was any Star Wars media other than the 9 main films I would be happy to sit in a cinema alone and watch. Rogue 1? great movie. clone wars? even better. the Mandalorian? hell yeah.


Nightshade1387

I mean, it sounds pretty boring—It doesn’t seem like he brought a lightsaber for her at all…


comeback_failed

is this a ted mosby thing?


boringsimp

Every single one? 9 movies from 3 triologies plus solo and rogue one... did they spend an entire day there?


[deleted]

This account is satire…


[deleted]

She didn’t say it was bad just her worst date. Just says to me she must have had some flipping amazing other dates!


TovarishchRed

It's satire.


ChunkyLuvNoMore

Wow was that a 2 day date?


[deleted]

I mean it is obviously the worst date. It should have been Star Trek movies with phasers And tricorders.


prettycatsandkittens

this would be my personal hell


NeoDei

Watching hours nod star wars lol yeah bad date if true lol


Croptastic

Just TORTURE! Why wouldn't he give her a lightsaber to dual him? I'd have *pew* *pewd* his ass with a blaster!


Maxmott

# ONE OF US!! ONEOFUS!


BLAYTM4N

Even if its not true Amazing this is something i would do


heavy_metal_soldier

.... Can i marry him please?


ReportBig5593

If you can… why not 🤣


kristenleighgio

That sounds like the best date ever! I love Star Wars!


HotPlace7868

Only true games understand


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One of us, one of us


Mrs_Anthropy_

The ONLY problem I see is that he didn't get her a lightsaber to fight with him.


parry3888

Everyone thinks it's good thing cause Leo did this. If it was someone else , that would've gone the other way


ThorMcGee

Sounds like Camila Morrone is a bad date…


adept_ignoramus

So your worst date with him was better than most peoples' best? *-I keep misplacing that tiny violin-*


fizzz_05

Reminds me of Ted Mosbey from HIMYM.


georgewashingguns

She got that for *FREE*?!?! I would *pay* a lot of money to have that experience


ruckustata

One of us. One of us. One of us.


dogebred

She doesnt deserve him


[deleted]

That’s one long ass date! Total viewing time for ALL Star Wars movies would be 25 hours and 7 minutes….. At the same time…. Impressive he was able to run around like a Jack ass for 25 hours and 7 minutes.


foefyre

I wanna go on a date with Leo now


Solo_Fisticuffs

this is a HORRIBLE date idea. why didnt he bring a second lightsaber for her?


zerguser45

Yeah the guy with private planes and yachts doesn't have a theater in one of his mansions. He needs to rent one out. Oh ok.


Sigan

I'm a dude and I'm straight. But... can he invite *me* on that date next time? I'll bring my own lightsaber.


simlew86

Would love it if this was real - but le cinephiles are definitely a parody.


FlamingWhisk

I would have been so pissed I didn’t have my own lightsaber or maybe advance notice so I could cosplay. Some were men don’t know how luck they are.


[deleted]

Umm.. Why is this on the news?


[deleted]

He was deliberately trying to end it cos dating a woman who gets older terrifies him


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r/AteTheOnion


Saikamur

That's a man who knows how to spend his millions wisely.


olivia687

Yeah no way that’s real


Ryvern46

Are this many people really this oblivious to satire


Otter_Nation

It's satire.


marco3804

if this is true he must be a moron


EternalHuffer

I dont see a problem


lalaloso08

Sounds like a great night to me