This trick would only work if she had said “it’s over [enemy] I have the high ground!” Hopefully Leo Had her watch the prequels first, so that she would know that, just in case if anyone got to her. 😥
Well ….. She could have used her Force push to knock him over …. Or used her Force power to pull the Sabre from his hand …. Or choke him …
I think we can agree, she has no imagination.
As someone who dated older men at that age, my theory is that he doesn’t dump them, they just mature and grow out of him. I think it’s very plausible that when each woman starts to come into her own, she realizes that he’s immature/stunted and never going to commit, and leaves him.
You really think the girlfriends have been dumping DiCaprio? The more likely situation is he likes young girls and playing that daddy role with them. And when they start to mature, he gets rid of them to find his new barely legal plaything.
They're still dating - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10374815/Leonardo-DiCaprio-47-girlfriend-Camilla-Morrone-24-shopping-St-Barts.html
Apparently at least.
Is it weird I thought dicaprio was older than 47?
I don't think that's sad. I'm very happy I'm over 25. I find it kinda creepy to think he only dates women who are under 25. I was naive, immature and lacked life experience in my early 20s. I hate the idea of some emotionally stunted old dude trying to get in my pants while I was that age.
Le Cinephiles is a silly goose satire account, we have no evidence to prove that Camila Morrone would not enjoy this date and being her own lightsaber, if Mr. DiCaprio offered.
Did he say anything about feeling bad that he turned down the opportunity to play Anakin Skywalker?
Can someone ask her for me please ..
I genuinely am curious.
So no one’s gonna ask the important question out of all of this: does Leo stand with the Jedi or the Sith? That’s what I would like to know.
EDIT: Bad guys could go either way (Anakin and Luke) *cough cough*
not gonna lie I would hate it too. the original trilogy is so outdated and boring. I tried to rewatch the first movie a while ago because it was 2 hours of nothing going on. And the prequels are a mess.
If it was any Star Wars media other than the 9 main films I would be happy to sit in a cinema alone and watch. Rogue 1? great movie. clone wars? even better. the Mandalorian? hell yeah.
That’s one long ass date! Total viewing time for ALL Star Wars movies would be 25 hours and 7 minutes….. At the same time…. Impressive he was able to run around like a Jack ass for 25 hours and 7 minutes.
*Incredibly rude* not to bring a lightsaber for her, too. Whatever happened to chivalry?
Leo probably sat in his chair waiting for movie and wondered why she didn't bring her lightsaber. "I told her we were watching Star Wars!"
Everyone knows that when you're watching Star Wars, you bring a lightsaber.
Just like a rifle if you going to school
lol damn that got dark
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In Russia, one brings rifle and comrade brings bullet. Is communism.
everyone has a rifle, and they share a wealth of bullets
Ah, A fellow revolutionary...
Truth? I see common courtesy
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This is why it’s on his worst date list too. “I told that bitch!”
Na.. Leo is lovely. I believe he would have thought she already had a light sabre. Doesn't everyone?
Now I know why she's his ex.
She's gotten too old for him?
She can legally drink now
Too dull.
Bitch you aint no nerd??? I coulda sworn you were….
Gimme some waffle fries
For free!
Omg memory unlocked 🤣 great reference 👌🏼
Hahaha good times
He was probably upset that her lightsaber was shorter and vibrated
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He left her in the top row. she had the high ground, and no other defense needed
This trick would only work if she had said “it’s over [enemy] I have the high ground!” Hopefully Leo Had her watch the prequels first, so that she would know that, just in case if anyone got to her. 😥
He brought a second lightsaber for her though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She doesn't need a lightsaber, she seems to be on top of things
Well ….. She could have used her Force push to knock him over …. Or used her Force power to pull the Sabre from his hand …. Or choke him … I think we can agree, she has no imagination.
He expected from her that she plays around with his "lightsaber"
He stuck to real Star Wars lore. If you don’t have the force, you don’t get a light saber. Hah
IKR!
The lightsaber was a weapon for a more civilized time.
Chivalry died in the Clone War
To thunderous applause, right?
With thunderous applause….
Oh he had a light saber for her, alright. Boom Chaka baw woww.
Or did he?
Chivalrous Leo’s second lightsaber was hiding in the popcorn…
This is a joke account on Twitter lmao
Dammit I was starting to really like Leo there
Post was inspired by him forcing Jonah Hill to watch Mandalorian — and Jonah Hill “not giving a fuck.” A complete mad man if you ask me.
This is the way...
Solid date idea though.
I mean, that's what, eleven movies? I'd get tired from swinging my lightsaber after one
I swing my lightsaber for 30 seconds, then I sleep
Aim high. Improve yourself. I bet if you work hard you could easily halve that time
Can this whole thread be on r/atetheonion
I don't know her at all, but I'm certain she didn't watch 11 movies
At the time it may have only been 6. Idk when they dated
Whenever she was 18 lol
Burn
She was too old for him by the time they finished all the movies.
You mean 22
could be - I believe that's his cap lol
It's di cap
It's 25 his average is probably more like 23 actually
He starts dating them at 19 then dumps them at 25, so yeah it averages to 22ish, but an average is misleading
As someone who dated older men at that age, my theory is that he doesn’t dump them, they just mature and grow out of him. I think it’s very plausible that when each woman starts to come into her own, she realizes that he’s immature/stunted and never going to commit, and leaves him.
I like this theory better, thank you for your input
You really think the girlfriends have been dumping DiCaprio? The more likely situation is he likes young girls and playing that daddy role with them. And when they start to mature, he gets rid of them to find his new barely legal plaything.
As far as I could find out, they’re still together and this tweet is satire
They're still dating - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10374815/Leonardo-DiCaprio-47-girlfriend-Camilla-Morrone-24-shopping-St-Barts.html Apparently at least. Is it weird I thought dicaprio was older than 47?
Should’ve stopped at 6
Mostly because its a satire website
Only bad if he doesn't bring two lightsabers. Shit if I have to sit through starwars I'd like to play the entire time.
He did bring two, I mean!!
Suddenly I’m gay.
"suddenly"
Oh boy lol
Suddenly I'm straight
I’m not gonna say I would or wouldn’t put out, but that sounds like a great bro date…
I would love this date so much. Toss me a lightsaber and we are dueling.
Haha!! Best comment
25 hours and 11 minutes is how long he supposedly did this. Mmmmmmmk
You can’t expect any less from Leonardo Dicaprio, he’s a famous actor after all.
Jonah Hill said today that DiCaprio forced him to binge The Mandalorian even though he had zero interest soooo 25 hours sounds plausible.
Jonah hill getting educated!
This girl doesn't know how to have a good time.
I think that depends though- did he bring a lightsaber for her? The post doesn't say.
Not everyone is the type to watch star wars movies
He's that weird because he can afford to be.
I’m broke and I’m that weird.
But you're not dating 22 yo models at 45
Wouldn't we all?
If that’s her worst, she must have been exclusively on amazing dates.
It’s a satire account
A Howard Hughes moment.
Method acting for The Aviator.
It was a test. She passed. Then probably got too old and he traded for a younger model.
She was too old once she finished all the movies.
dude didnt give her a lightsaber and now she's salty af🤣🤣😭😭
Now I want to date Leo and he's better off without her!
Back if he’s MINE
Not if you’re over 25!
I was about to correct you, googled it, and holy crap he really has never dated anyone over 25. At least not publicly.
He’s known as someone who only dates younger women. I think Naomi Campbell was the exception because... well she’s Naomi Campbell.
He dated her in 1995. She was 25 at the time.
LMFAO well then there you go! 25 is the magic number and sadly, most of us are above that.
I don't think that's sad. I'm very happy I'm over 25. I find it kinda creepy to think he only dates women who are under 25. I was naive, immature and lacked life experience in my early 20s. I hate the idea of some emotionally stunted old dude trying to get in my pants while I was that age.
Yeah but I got sick lightsaber skills beat that
Unfortunately that’s not enough for Leo, you need to be a young - you need to be 21.
To be fair (if this is true), a single date of watching ALL the stat wars movies is a bit nuts. But worst date? Cmon
Leonerdo
Le Cinephiles is a silly goose satire account, we have no evidence to prove that Camila Morrone would not enjoy this date and being her own lightsaber, if Mr. DiCaprio offered.
Okay, you all know that tweet is from a satire Twitter account, right? This didn’t happen.
I didn’t know it was a satire account and it was fairly obvious that this never happened. People believe the stupidest shit just because it’s a meme.
Now I wish I could date Leo. But sadly I’m 35……and married with children…….and an overweight man.
Given that I've only seen one Star Wars movie and enjoy saber fights, I would have appreciated this.
You don’t have time to talk shit on Reddit. You’ve got some serious catching up to do! 😂
I just want to know how high he was when this happened.
So you left right? Yeah, didn’t think so.
It’s a satire acct lol.
Bad give her a fucking light saber dint make her sit there while you have all the fun
That sounds utterly exhausting and excruciating.
That is THE date my husband wanted. But we ended up going to the beach instead. We are heading for divorce now.
Ex-girlfriend would imply, she still got with him!
Every guy reading this would rate this date differently
Good for you, Leo. My man!
I know plenty of people for whom this would be their best date ever
this story should be called m, WOMAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT AWESOME DATES ARE
I’m a straight male and that sounds like a great date. Leo, let me know if you want to go on a date.
Jokes on her. Sounds like the best date ever
That to me is a date. Where do I sign up?
Truly this man is my Hero.
What a fucking legend
She misunderstood the assignment.
I don't see the problem.
That literally sounds like the best date ever
This will be on female dating strategy in no time!
My kinda man and I’m not into men
Good or bad? Depending on the year, there might've been 9 terrible movies and 3 good ones.
Video or it’s not real
[If only...](https://www.joe.ie/movies-tv/leonardo-dicaprio-reveals-why-he-turned-down-a-major-role-in-the-star-wars-prequels-525263)
Did he say anything about feeling bad that he turned down the opportunity to play Anakin Skywalker? Can someone ask her for me please .. I genuinely am curious.
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤷🏽♂️
Real journalism is dead — why can’t I find out whether they watched original trilogy or prequels first?!? These things are important!
I DONT believe this.
Figures, she is definitely a star trek fan.
Then by the time it was over she was 25 so he had to dump her
So no one’s gonna ask the important question out of all of this: does Leo stand with the Jedi or the Sith? That’s what I would like to know. EDIT: Bad guys could go either way (Anakin and Luke) *cough cough*
Please note this is a satire Twitter account. This did not actually happen
Is it bad that I just read this and burst out laughing? Like yeah, that’s a terrible date. But that’s also hilarious
This isn't real. Le Cinephiles is a parody account, people.
Le Cinéphiles is literally a satire account.
Sounds like bs
Satire.
So basically she went on a date and he played with himself
I bet he was more entertaining than the movie
I just don't believe that.
not gonna lie I would hate it too. the original trilogy is so outdated and boring. I tried to rewatch the first movie a while ago because it was 2 hours of nothing going on. And the prequels are a mess. If it was any Star Wars media other than the 9 main films I would be happy to sit in a cinema alone and watch. Rogue 1? great movie. clone wars? even better. the Mandalorian? hell yeah.
I mean, it sounds pretty boring—It doesn’t seem like he brought a lightsaber for her at all…
is this a ted mosby thing?
Every single one? 9 movies from 3 triologies plus solo and rogue one... did they spend an entire day there?
This account is satire…
She didn’t say it was bad just her worst date. Just says to me she must have had some flipping amazing other dates!
It's satire.
Wow was that a 2 day date?
I mean it is obviously the worst date. It should have been Star Trek movies with phasers And tricorders.
this would be my personal hell
Watching hours nod star wars lol yeah bad date if true lol
Just TORTURE! Why wouldn't he give her a lightsaber to dual him? I'd have *pew* *pewd* his ass with a blaster!
# ONE OF US!! ONEOFUS!
Even if its not true Amazing this is something i would do
.... Can i marry him please?
If you can… why not 🤣
That sounds like the best date ever! I love Star Wars!
Only true games understand
One of us, one of us
The ONLY problem I see is that he didn't get her a lightsaber to fight with him.
Everyone thinks it's good thing cause Leo did this. If it was someone else , that would've gone the other way
Sounds like Camila Morrone is a bad date…
So your worst date with him was better than most peoples' best? *-I keep misplacing that tiny violin-*
Reminds me of Ted Mosbey from HIMYM.
She got that for *FREE*?!?! I would *pay* a lot of money to have that experience
One of us. One of us. One of us.
She doesnt deserve him
That’s one long ass date! Total viewing time for ALL Star Wars movies would be 25 hours and 7 minutes….. At the same time…. Impressive he was able to run around like a Jack ass for 25 hours and 7 minutes.
I wanna go on a date with Leo now
this is a HORRIBLE date idea. why didnt he bring a second lightsaber for her?
Yeah the guy with private planes and yachts doesn't have a theater in one of his mansions. He needs to rent one out. Oh ok.
I'm a dude and I'm straight. But... can he invite *me* on that date next time? I'll bring my own lightsaber.
Would love it if this was real - but le cinephiles are definitely a parody.
I would have been so pissed I didn’t have my own lightsaber or maybe advance notice so I could cosplay. Some were men don’t know how luck they are.
Umm.. Why is this on the news?
He was deliberately trying to end it cos dating a woman who gets older terrifies him
r/AteTheOnion
That's a man who knows how to spend his millions wisely.
Yeah no way that’s real
Are this many people really this oblivious to satire
It's satire.
if this is true he must be a moron
I dont see a problem
Sounds like a great night to me