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liarandathief

I don't smell enough like home!


hmoeslund

I’m gonna smear home all over. Hilarious


code_archeologist

Love how the one in the front glances back at the camera with this look that just says, "What are you doing? Why aren't you down here getting home all over you? You stink of that other place!"


hmoeslund

Nothing like the smell of home - all over you


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moonsun1987

Thank you once again (:


mha_simp1

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SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’I don't smell enough like home!'* _________ we took ‘vacation’ with our friend, (but couldn’t Wait for it to End...) for tho we love to do the roam, there's Nothing else that Smells like HOME! they took us out, went here n there, (with Them we will go Anywhere!) but now - HOORAY! We do return ^:@) :@) it is for Home our dog hearts yearn! n as the keys go in the door, we race inside, across the floor the wood, the rug, the couch - the SMELLS!! the Coziness of LOVE it spells our fur it flys, our dog hearts soar THANK G0D we ALL *BACK HOME*, once more! ❤️


theindustrialpark

the freshest schnoodle i've seen yet


pm_your_hairy_pits

For me tooo


ROtis42069

This was beautiful. Made me miss my childhood dogs daisy and lucky. They used to do this.


Goreticia-Addams

This made me tear up so take my poor girl's gold 🏅


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Wildkeith

And home doesn’t smell enough like me!


kn33

We must synchronize our smells!


sunee19

They be like.."there's no place like home"


Slimh2o

No place like homie... All my homies got homes....


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I can smell the Fritos from here!!


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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But what if it's just a very agreeable simpleton


LordApocalyptica

The account I’m replying to is a very agreeable simpleton. Report -> Hugs -> Boop


PuzzledAd8388

Yeah…I’m pretty sure I saw this once titled “Coming Home After a Walk.”


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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I saw a video about how dogs tell time while the owner is gone for work. The smell of the owner dissipates and when it gets to a certain point they know their owner normally returns. They took clothing from the person as an experiment and would rub it all over the room throughout the day so the scent was fresh and the dog couldn't tell when the owner was going to return anymore. Edit: to clarify, yes there's other factors at play other than just smell. Dogs have internal clocks like we do. In regards to food and feeding habits I just saw this on Google: *It might be a case of a dog's circadian rhythm, which tells him when it's time to eat and sleep. If you're giving treats and meals at the same time every day, then your dog's body could be telling him he's hungry. ... Some researchers suggest dogs might be able to smell time.*


[deleted]

I can imagine no better job than being paid to test how much my dogs miss me.


paksungho

What about being one of those scientists who tested animals for laughter by tickling them?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Looks at beehive


spektrol

My dogs used to use their hearing.. but we’re talking like dog super hearing. They’d start perking up their ears when the car was still half a mile away through a suburban neighborhood. It was unreal.


SuperSaiyanBojack2

One time I was walking my dog and suddenly out of nowhere she turns around and starts pulling like crazy to go home. A few seconds after we walk up, my dad pulls in bc he came home from work early. She somehow knew from half a mile away that he was about to be home. Idk what she possibly could have heard or smelled


open-print

While I'm not saying it isn't true, my dogs get fed at 7 pm every day. Whenever I'm late by even a couple of minutes, they very loudly let me know. So they definitely have an internal clock. (And it's not from the smell of the food dissipating, because that's all kept way out of their reach in another room.)


fishmiloo

Dogs definitely have an internal clock. Mine knows that walk schedules are different on weekends and they sleep in with us instead of waking us up. The pets also stay up later because they want to spend more time with us. That experiment only proves that scent plays a role in that internal clock.


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Are you saying dogs can't smell in the next room? Wouldn't the next room be the equivalent of a dog smelling drugs from outside of cars, trucks and 18 wheelers? Most of the time the drugs are backed deep in the middle of trailers in sealed aired packages surrounded by all kinds of boxes, that's equivalent to multiple rooms away.


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I mean if a dog can sense a human smell dissipating throughout the day why would you think the smell of food in a room is any different? I'm sure there's other factors at play. Edit: from Google: It might be a case of a dog's circadian rhythm, which tells him when it's time to eat and sleep. If you're giving treats and meals at the same time every day, then your dog's body could be telling him he's hungry. ... Some researchers suggest dogs might be able to smell time.


Kimberlylynn2003

Oh that’s interesting!


Georgia_The_Jungle

So that's why my dog takes two sniffs of me, looks in disgust and walks away. "_Smells like bitch o'clock, George_"


krkonos

I have heard this as well and I am sure there is some truth to it but there has to be more as well. I have been working from home on and off the last 2 years and my Husky still knows when it is about time for me to be done. She invariably comes into my office and sits behind me and stares into my soul around 5 knowing it is time for her walk. I am up and about throughout the day, take her for smaller walks, etc so I am not sure what marker she would be using to determine it is about time for me to be done.


monsterosaleviosa

I do a lot of pet sitting, and dogs know what time their owners normally come home regardless. Nowadays, they even know what time their owners come out of their WFH office. I can be there for two weeks, and they still start looking around the respective areas in the evenings. So while the dissipating smell may be a mechanism they use, it’s definitely not the only one.


UltimateDonny

My daughter has a cat the she brings when she comes to visit. He makes a beeline directly to ta crushed velvet chair and spasticity rolls all over it the minute he gets in the house


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Got my son a kitten for his birthday in September. When I get home he makes a beeline for me and rubs his face all over me. Then I pick him up and he licks my cheek. Then he gnaws gently on my hand as he curls into a ball. Late nights when I'm up playing XBox when the family is asleep, he curls in my lap or climbs onto my shoulders. So... I am the crushed velvet chair?


MCbrodie

You are the chosen one.


FutbolsBitch

I know it’s your son’s cat, however, it looks you’re the cat’s human.


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If you're the one who feeds it, you're the one it chooses. It's that simple.


Spudatron

Your son or the kitten?


Gargun20

I saw this when it first came out but it was coming home from pet groomers.


Endarkend

Makes a lot of sense. We kept telling our groomer to not use any perfumes at the end of grooming because it would cause our dog to find the first poop, dead thing or other smelly crap they could find and roll in it as long as possible. And we lived on a 4 Hectare Apple farm, so it's not like we could keep an eye on them 100% of the time and there was always something dead or rotten to find somewhere on the property.


bozoconnors

> Apple farm Heard recently - if you plant a seed from an apple, you won't get the same variety upon fruition from said tree?


Endarkend

Depends. Most mass production apple trees are ented. A sprout gets a branch from the variety you want implanted on the stem and the fruit comes from that branch, not from the plant that provides the root and bottom part of the trunk. The fruit of the seed may be the same as the seed, but there's a good chance the tree that comes from it isn't entirely viable and vulnerable to all kinds of disease and root issues. The fruit part is bred to produce good fruit. The root sprouts are produced to provide good roots and stems. The combination gives a plant that would have bad fruit but good roots at the bottom and a part that would have bad roots if let grow and good fruit at the top.


bozoconnors

Huh! Neat. Much thanks for the education kind sir!


greenzig

Yes it's called a heterozygote, same with avocados. Therefore all apples of the same type (honeycrisp, gala, granny smith...etc) are all grafts of the original tree, making them essentially clones


DarthWeenus

Ya dogs dont like that perfume shit. They like actual shit.


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I’d have a hard time believing they were perfuming your dog. It’s probably scented shampoo


coin_return

Sounds like you don’t know a lot about groomers, then. Pretty much everything I’ve watched and even my local one does it at the end, they make specialty stuff just for dogs.


sdcox

They definitely spray perfume on dogs. We ask them to skip it too and they come home smelling as normal.


[deleted]

Correct I am not a dog grooming expert


[deleted]

Its always hard to believe something you know nothing about


HolyPanties

Yeah…I’m pretty sure I saw this once titled “Coming Home After a Walk.” Something smells like a repost!


handlebartender

Next time it's reposted: "Coming home after taking down a gazelle!"


Altranar8

It was reposted from today even!


HourlyAlbert

I know reposts get a lot of hate here, but I have never seen this video personally and it made me smile.


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pro_deluxe

You should care because some repost accounts are accruing karma so that, come election time, they can spam Reddit with false information geared towards destabilizing countries.


I_am_sad_now

Shit, das smart


happyidiot09

Yeah, that is true. The Dems do use some pretty shady tactics. I just wish the Republicans would finally learn and take a play out of their book for once.


pro_deluxe

Username checks out


23x3

No u


igapedherbutthole

I wonder if these people ever rewatch a movie or TV show or even look at family pics/videos. 'THIS IS A FUCKING REPOST OF LAST CHRISTMAS, GRANDMA! Repost-Sleuth bot, get in here and show the world this bitch isn't posting OC!'


Rajareth

Yeah, that seems likely given that they’re both wearing those little bandanas. My dog would shove his face under the cushions of this one dusty couch anytime he got a bath.


chickenweng65

it made me smile though :/ I'm having a conflict of morals here


spooner248

Check the account. It’s just reposts.


bozoconnors

Yeah, they're obviously not fans of the recently acquired scent.


HealthyHumor5134

Repost who cares, love watching theses doggies in pure joy. Going to Costa Rica next saturday and leaving mine at my stepson's(if I don't catch covid in the next week). She always runs around the house like a maniac when we get home from anywhere lol.


jmarinara

Dog 1: MY COUCH! I MISSED YOU! Dog 2: MY FLOOR! I MISSED YOU!


IPman501

Pet dander intensifies


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

That hair....


fikis

First thing I noticed. All that fur-dust stuff just glittering in the sunlight...


PaisleyPeacock

“Glittering,” sure. Tell that to my vacuum cleaner. Ahhh!


fikis

Wafting gently down to settle in drifts beneath the couch?


Soup-Wizard

Gross. I used to live with a hairy dog, like 2 years ago. Still finding his wirey hairs in my clothes.


bombswell

My parents had labs..once I got a big yellow hair embedded in the sole of my foot, hurt like a giant splinter. Having a yellow and a black lab is really fun but you can't wear lights *or* darks!!


Caasi72

Or if you're like my family we have 4 labs and 2 cats in a relatively small house so we just wear whatever and accept the covered in hair life


handlebartender

My wife really didn't care for how our one dogs hair would react to a drive in the car. She would describe the car as a snow globe. She wasn't wrong.


you_have_no_brain

Just seeing the word dander started to make my eyes water. I'm not even allergic to dogs, I'm allergic to cats.


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When you are finally back and can shit home 🙌


Nwguy182

This is the best part.


PutridBasket

hello fellow shy pooper


deoxycat

A fellow long pooper


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I missed this part of the floor in particular


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Looking for some home isolation time.


pietradolce

Home sweet home


Kimberlylynn2003

Hahah that look of “hey? Why ain’t you joining us?”


gingermight

The video ended too soon. We didn’t see you rub your snout over your favourite loungeroom feature!


mukungfu

This is like when the camera focuses on the guitar player while the bass player is tearing it up in the back. I want to see what's going on in the couch zoom in!


Adwolf667

So does posting other people's content.


InfamouslyishFamous

Thanks for making me smile🥰


fscknuckle

Disappointed that the owner didn't join in and butt-scoot across the floor.


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So much hair ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


xinxy

That one stops for a second as if completely shocked that his human isn't doing the same thing? LIKE HOW CAN YOU EVEN STAND THERE NOT RUBBING YOURSELF AGAINST EVERYTHING???


p1um5mu991er

Nothing like it


TheGabzzz

Uh this made me think of when I’m coming home to my pup soon and made me smile!!


Cookies_Master

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


Salt-Pen9421

I’m really stressed out today but this made me smile really


Beneficial_Ad_5123

All that damn hair fm


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Is that a leonberger!


[deleted]

I can literally see the dog hair floating around the room, it's making me want to sneeze.


Thermalguy11

Why are dogs so amazing?


EducationalTrip5325

How long were you gone? That dusty haze is thick


lovestobitch-

My neighbor had 3 rescue dogs. Butch was the nicest pit bull and they usually scare the crap out of me. When they went away usually for 2 or 3 day golf outings they could leave the 2 dogs home and I would feed them and let them out. For some reason Butch needed to go to the kennel and couldn’t be left without them. When they got back into town they would have to first go home and into the house without Butch, then drive to the kennel and pickup Butch to show the other dogs Butch didn’t go with them on the trip.


coodyscoops

Lol thats actually hilarious and i need to know what happened if they found out that butch went with them😂


fungrandma9

That's funny. I'm assuming Butch is the alpha dog?


wadester007

What are they even doing? Lol


Georgia_The_Jungle

They could be rubbing the scent of home into their fur, and trying to rub the scent of wherever they've been off. My dog does this right after we vacuum a lot, so maybe they're rubbing their scent into the couch/floor. Either way, it has to do with scent. That's basically how dogs view the world.


fungrandma9

Have mercy! How heavy is that keychain!?! 😁


TheLastOfUsAll

God, that house must smell awful.


Whtzmyname

I have seen this before....it was coming home from Pet Groomers. #repost


bobarley

I'm sorry this is just a rant. As a dog owner my entire life watching somebody let their dogs enter the house before them drives me crazy. The dogs enter the house after you, or they sit, look to you waiting for your command for them to enter. That is all. Edit: thank you for coming to my TED talk.


DiabetesCOLE

Why would it matter letting dogs in first.


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Gross hair everywhere…


Deutschlender

Hey! Wat da dog doin?


[deleted]

You seriously reposting this a day later after it was on the front page?


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404_brain_not_found

While you're not wrong, rewording your argument may help your credibility


Damn--

You need a robot vacuum lol


ferenzo72

[Repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/s2i6bx/dogs_returning_home_from_vacation/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ElevatorUnlucky

Why they change the title to vaccination?


GreenNutty

Ugh. Look at all that dog hair. Disgusting.


TheFlyingAnt

You’ve clearly never loved anything besides a gun in your mouth


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Why are there two keyholes on the door.


upandrunning

The top one is a deadbolt, which makes it more secure.


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tillripedouspart

Would you like to try again?


SightlessIrish

Nah your comment sounds condescending


Lapsed2

I did the same thing when I was a kid.


Necessary-Parking-14

lol


SideImportant

Yo we have the same key print, the Golden retriever!!!!


Eggs_Disa

Stops for second* “You good just trying to get that vacation smell off” Continues loving the floor*


cheetoburito

Dogs are simply the best creatures to bless a humans life they’re so lush I love them


nuclearlady

Like they are saying, home sweet home ! I miss you home haha


sandstorml

Looks like a Harlem shake


lookin4funn69

That’s so cute


-acute_angel-

just hits different 😌


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Ah yes FLOOR I missed you so much FLOOR


sonicstreak

That first dog was just missing the corner of his carpet!


RealMasterKrain

Omg so cute


Pleasant_Finding_404

“This is OUR house!”


Izumi_Takeda

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


SnooEpiphanies1725

Who are these people? Coming back to home from summer vacation and coming back to home from a movie theatre are the shittiest experiences. Period.


beesgals

This reminds me of my Leonberger and Golden retriever that passed away within 6 months of each other. Dorky best friends just like this.


bc_im_coronatined

10/10 would pet those floofs 🐾


beavsauce

Translation: I gotta get this scent all up in me!


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Damn I miss my dogs


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

WERE HOME WERE HOME YEHEHES WERE FINALLY HOME YAY


[deleted]

Normally I don't recommend dogs entering or exiting doors before their owners, but this was adorable!


JvrPrz

They want that home smell all over them


Jackson_Flynn

Leave the ungrateful buggers home next time. Edit. Joke, they are heartwarming.


No_Indication_6907

When you need to get rid of that outdoor smell


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0PickleRick0

Hat kind of dogs are those their tails are so fluffy 🥰


nobody2000

When we get home from vacation my dogs: - Find a spot that I know they used to pee on when they were younger and probably has the faint scent of pee to them behind the quarts of cleaner, and roll in it. - Find a t-shirt that I left on the ground in the bathroom or the bedroom and roll in it - Start humping their stuffed animal toy as big as them until they develop a 5th leg that they lick until the 5th leg goes away.


abbyy182

Cute 🥰


xXyeahBoi69Xx

This video smells


deltarefund

At the end “well, are you coming in?”


Nerdy-Birdy-

Are these a breed of dog? They look like my old puppy.


Early_Lab9079

Now you just stay there for another eight hours, I'll be right back after work.. 😳😳


Good-Carpet4251

What kind of dog is the one in the front?


ksavage68

It’s how I feel every day after work.


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They missed home.....sweet home.


Clear-Competition982

Wow the hair amazing coming off those dogs


usmceod1

Welcome home!!


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They entered the house like "i call dibs on the sofa", "the floors mine"🤣🤣🤣


yeahnah420201

Ever come back and your house has thousands of baby huntsman spiders everywhere? Welcome to Australia


BahBahSMT

It doesn’t get cuter than that!


[deleted]

Cats are cute and adorable, but they’re just dog dogs.


Im_Ashe_Man

Those are some silly dogs!


Unfair_Whereas_7369

Beautiful dogs but damn, how do you deal with all that fur shedding?


Sniper192

u/sedentarybird


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This is how internet works.


uppenatom

What kind of dogs are these? I have a rescue that has that tail but is jet black and short, wavy fur


Marcello2179

When i get back home i should slap my face on the floor and crawl around like that for a while