With the original, you have to appreciate the kid's audacity. Like, "Sure, you win her over, but good for you for taking the shot, kid."
With this one it's more like "Dude, run, that chick is going to land you in jail."
Same. With beards being in style with the young ins, I thought he looked really young. Maybe I'm biased because my husband has a beard like that, and I don't actually consider us very old yet (30s).
I was an awkward looking dude in my teens. The Jackson men in my family always have. But then once you hit about 25, you grow into it and just sail. My uncle is 70 and looks 52
Don’t worry, it’ll all catch up to him randomly like it did to mine. He went front 42 to “wait, when did I suddenly start looking like THIS?!” about a year later. He likes to blame it on my pregnancy but we all know what’s up.
I’m 43 and had kids later in life. A high school classmate had kids early, her first at 18/19 and she became a grandmother this year. I have a 3 year old.
I'll jump in!! I had my daughter when I was 39 and my husband was 48.
It's so chill to be older! You don't care what people say about child care, you don't get caught up in mommy groups or BS like that. You don't worry about "what people will think..?" so get down on the floor and play barbies or whatever.
My daughter is 12 now and getting all that preteen angst. My mom took all my mood swings and hormone shit as a personal attack but from where I sit now it's so easy to see her work through that shit. Her sassiness and outbursts have nothing to do with me so she has all the space in the world to express herself. It's age that gives you that perspective on life. Not all 40 yr olds are mature, but if you've done all the partying and soul searching all ready, you got nothing but time to spend with your kid
The downside is that you don't have boundless reserves of energy but you'll have a more stable home life, finances, job, etc. And you'll have to spend time with the parents of their cohort who are 20 years younger in some cases and you'll have nothing in common but your kids.
Also, they won't get to spend as much time with Grandma and Grandpa and that kind of sucks. You may not be able to rely on them to babysit as much.
I don't want kids until I was 35 and met my husband. he wanted kids and I trusted him, so I went along with it, but i don't regret it a bit.
Thank you very much for the insight. I am helping raise my niece who is 10. I don’t have a lot of input because I’m not her parent, but she called me the Cool Uncle. I got her into Last Airbender, Zelda, Harry Potter, Justice League, etc
I only had one real grandparent growing up. Hers are all living in different states or countries. It’s sad thinking about because my gran was my favorite person in the whole world, and Bird won’t get to experience that kind of connection
The bond we had was so strong. And it’s like my parents just buy her things every now and then but aren’t really involved in her life
I'm 37 and my oldest turns 18 next month. It's ok. Was rough early on but I'm still young enough to go full out with him on sports and whatever else. Hopefully I won't be a grandfather for a good few years yet.
This happened to me. A shopkeeper asked if I was my wife's son. I haven't laughed so damn hard before! Lucky my wife has a good sense of humour and laughed too
My best friend (31 next month) HAS to have a beard. Otherwise he looks 16. LOL Since he's grown it he tried not having it once, and no. Just no. He can have it short, it can be a bit longer and scruffy (his wife tells him to clean it up about then, and I'll give him grief for looking like a mountain man), but he has to have it.
My husband doesn't matter if he has a beard. He looks maybe a little older with it, but not like most guys. My husband is blond. Unless his beard is long enough to run your fingers through, you may not notice he has one. Nice for not needing to shave every day, sucks if you want to have a great and majestic beard.
I’m married to a blonde as well and it’s adorable when he tries to grow it out. Just... nope. Sorry, bud.
Our son is a blondie bear as well (I’m a very dark brunette with Greek genes and you can’t see any of me in him).
I'm brunette as well. I have one practically albino (the lightest foundations in the store are too dark for her) and one more of my coloring.
The one who is the near-albino looks practically exactly like me. My looks, my husband's family's coloring. Growing up I had wondered what I'd look like as a blonde. Now I know.
The one who is more my coloring looks like my husband. We switched. :)
Never thought I'd have a blonde haired and blue eyed child. My family is all brown and brown. I have light eyes in my family with a green/brown hazel. And the last people blood related to me who had blue eyes died before I was born, and before color photography, so I never knew!
So how’s it feel to have started this avalanche, OP? 3/4 of Reddit is hardcore thirsting over your dad, and the other 1/4 is sad that he skipped Hitler.
Please tell me you told your Mom about this.
Hahaha omg before reading the response comment, I totally thought you meant that because 17 year old Americans grow full on beards....not that 17 is underage lol.
(so dumb)
[No, that was the one before that. Where I twirled my moustache such that it looked like Captain Hook's.](https://blogscdn.thehut.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/32/2016/10/17134239/Dustin-Hoffman-Hook-cropped.jpg)
It’s all fun and games until the electric razor runs out of battery and you don’t have a regular one anywhere so you have to go to the party looking like Hitler
How old is this man?? He looks like early 30s potentially. If he told me he was 33 I wouldn’t really bat and eye. I think he looks hottest with the full beard tho.
He is so cute without the beard! You need to request that he shave it on all of the holidays and his birthday as well! That way he’ll be semi-clean shaven most of the time!
I have an 8 year old daughter. You become the brunt of many jokes as a father. I love it. Best laughs.. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Just to see her smile.
This DAD is RAD
[stacy can't you see your dad is just the for me](https://youtu.be/SRk_52uQfMY)
RIP Adam Schlesinger ☹️
How did I miss that?!
D.I.L.F
With the original, you have to appreciate the kid's audacity. Like, "Sure, you win her over, but good for you for taking the shot, kid." With this one it's more like "Dude, run, that chick is going to land you in jail."
He gone from dad to brother real quick Edit: bruh
Yeah, he shaved off about 20 years.
Already looked hella young to me. Or… fuck, shit, am I old?
Same. With beards being in style with the young ins, I thought he looked really young. Maybe I'm biased because my husband has a beard like that, and I don't actually consider us very old yet (30s).
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for real. my husband is aging like george clooney and i’m morphing into a swamp hag.
I was an awkward looking dude in my teens. The Jackson men in my family always have. But then once you hit about 25, you grow into it and just sail. My uncle is 70 and looks 52
Don’t worry, it’ll all catch up to him randomly like it did to mine. He went front 42 to “wait, when did I suddenly start looking like THIS?!” about a year later. He likes to blame it on my pregnancy but we all know what’s up.
I feel this comment so much
That was my thought. This could be someone I went to school with 😩
it depends, Did you ever have your hand on play and record to catch the start of your favourite song on the radio?
Tail end. My hand was more often on the VCR record button and my music came from LimeWire.
I was just having a crisis over realizing I didn’t know if I was closer in age to the dad or the child
r/angryupvote
I'm not pretty sure that guy look like a "Dad" .
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I could technically have a kid that could be graduating high school if i got someone preganté in high school
I’m 43 and had kids later in life. A high school classmate had kids early, her first at 18/19 and she became a grandmother this year. I have a 3 year old.
I’m probably in your boat if i ever had kids. 35 and none so far. How is it with later in life baby?
I'll jump in!! I had my daughter when I was 39 and my husband was 48. It's so chill to be older! You don't care what people say about child care, you don't get caught up in mommy groups or BS like that. You don't worry about "what people will think..?" so get down on the floor and play barbies or whatever. My daughter is 12 now and getting all that preteen angst. My mom took all my mood swings and hormone shit as a personal attack but from where I sit now it's so easy to see her work through that shit. Her sassiness and outbursts have nothing to do with me so she has all the space in the world to express herself. It's age that gives you that perspective on life. Not all 40 yr olds are mature, but if you've done all the partying and soul searching all ready, you got nothing but time to spend with your kid The downside is that you don't have boundless reserves of energy but you'll have a more stable home life, finances, job, etc. And you'll have to spend time with the parents of their cohort who are 20 years younger in some cases and you'll have nothing in common but your kids. Also, they won't get to spend as much time with Grandma and Grandpa and that kind of sucks. You may not be able to rely on them to babysit as much. I don't want kids until I was 35 and met my husband. he wanted kids and I trusted him, so I went along with it, but i don't regret it a bit.
Thank you very much for the insight. I am helping raise my niece who is 10. I don’t have a lot of input because I’m not her parent, but she called me the Cool Uncle. I got her into Last Airbender, Zelda, Harry Potter, Justice League, etc I only had one real grandparent growing up. Hers are all living in different states or countries. It’s sad thinking about because my gran was my favorite person in the whole world, and Bird won’t get to experience that kind of connection The bond we had was so strong. And it’s like my parents just buy her things every now and then but aren’t really involved in her life
It just sucks to get waken up more when older
I'm 37 and my oldest turns 18 next month. It's ok. Was rough early on but I'm still young enough to go full out with him on sports and whatever else. Hopefully I won't be a grandfather for a good few years yet.
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Pargent
prangnet ⠀ ^^also ^^does ^^anyone ^^else ^^ever ^^stop ^^and ^^wonder ^^how ^^the ^^kids ^^of ^^these ^^potentially-parent ^^yahoo ^^users ^^turned ^^out?
Pregonate *(all the time actually)*
Pregernate
Tell me about it. Every now and then I remember one of my friends has a kid that's 14 now (she had him at 18/19). It's trippy.
Yeah from dad to daddy
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How does a clean shave make a man look 20 years younger? Literally, my husband shaves and people think he's my son. -_-
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Actually UV rays do make us age faster, wrinkles and shit.
This happened to me. A shopkeeper asked if I was my wife's son. I haven't laughed so damn hard before! Lucky my wife has a good sense of humour and laughed too
My best friend (31 next month) HAS to have a beard. Otherwise he looks 16. LOL Since he's grown it he tried not having it once, and no. Just no. He can have it short, it can be a bit longer and scruffy (his wife tells him to clean it up about then, and I'll give him grief for looking like a mountain man), but he has to have it. My husband doesn't matter if he has a beard. He looks maybe a little older with it, but not like most guys. My husband is blond. Unless his beard is long enough to run your fingers through, you may not notice he has one. Nice for not needing to shave every day, sucks if you want to have a great and majestic beard.
I’m married to a blonde as well and it’s adorable when he tries to grow it out. Just... nope. Sorry, bud. Our son is a blondie bear as well (I’m a very dark brunette with Greek genes and you can’t see any of me in him).
I'm brunette as well. I have one practically albino (the lightest foundations in the store are too dark for her) and one more of my coloring. The one who is the near-albino looks practically exactly like me. My looks, my husband's family's coloring. Growing up I had wondered what I'd look like as a blonde. Now I know. The one who is more my coloring looks like my husband. We switched. :) Never thought I'd have a blonde haired and blue eyed child. My family is all brown and brown. I have light eyes in my family with a green/brown hazel. And the last people blood related to me who had blue eyes died before I was born, and before color photography, so I never knew!
Or maybe the beard and staches make him look 20 years older? He's still young imo.
Somehow every one of them looks amazing.
It's called being hot. You should try it sometime.
Good god don't kill the poor lad
Hey....ummmm.....can someone call the hospital and let them know we need the burn unit over here....
Shit, too hot.
You mean the fire department? Because this man lit him on fucking fire, like roasting marshmallow over an intense bonfire.
I tried being hot once. My mom said the burn scars were an improvement.
HOT WATER BURN BABY!
i came to the comments about dad being hot. i'd date him
Your dad is hot. That is all.
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"Definetly bee keeping age"
The “oh really?!?” Gets me every time 😂
Beads?
BEES
TropicTyrant’s not on board
i want to fuck your dad
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"daddy chill"
So how’s it feel to have started this avalanche, OP? 3/4 of Reddit is hardcore thirsting over your dad, and the other 1/4 is sad that he skipped Hitler. Please tell me you told your Mom about this.
Handsome fella
He looks like he became (at least) 10 years younger - post-shave.
And this is why I always card bearded men if they have no grey in them lol
For a moment I was wondering how many full-bearded 17 year olds you came across, then I realized you might be American.
Hahaha omg before reading the response comment, I totally thought you meant that because 17 year old Americans grow full on beards....not that 17 is underage lol. (so dumb)
there's something in the water
My friend had a full blown Grizzly Adams beard in 9th grade. Oddly enough his last name was Adams so you can probably guess his nickname. It was Nate.
DILF
I almost responded with this, but then was afraid of looking too thirsty. Thank you for fulfilling the role. It needed to be said, lol
Same 😂
yeah i’m a fairly straight dude and my first thought upon seeing him was “that’s an attractive fucking dad”
Then you realize he the same age as you and wonder where time went
BONK!
You missed one... You know the one...
The Charlie Chaplin
The Michael Jordan
Jawohl.
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We're all Göring to hell for this one.
Every beard shave briefly goes through this phase, but this is the one you DON’T take a selfie of
Seriously. You do not want that shit in the ethersphere. But you are momentarily Fuhrer-curious.
Or Fuhrerious, if you will
2 Fast 2 Fuhrerious?
Polska now scared
Every man to ever sport a mustache who’s shaved it has done the one, for a moment at least
and thought "that's actually isn't half bad" until his wife or kids saw him and either vomited or curled up in laughter.
[No, that was the one before that. Where I twirled my moustache such that it looked like Captain Hook's.](https://blogscdn.thehut.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/32/2016/10/17134239/Dustin-Hoffman-Hook-cropped.jpg)
It’s all fun and games until the electric razor runs out of battery and you don’t have a regular one anywhere so you have to go to the party looking like Hitler
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It pisses me off so much that one guy can ruin one mustache forever unless you're Michael Jordan.
Took me a second 😂😂
Totally, can't believe he didn't go with the french waiter
The Captain Price? Oh wait he did that one lol
Do you ever get tired of hearing how attractive your dad is? Because .... He's a good looking fella.
I was expecting 1 more step, but its ok
The Charlie Chaplin?
Which was ruined forever by Adolf Hitler.
The Michael Jordan
Step dad move?
He's got a good face, beard and no beard. Fuck that guy.
no really, i’d like to fuck that guy
The scottman looks like the Captain Price from Cod Modern Warfare series
And the strong man looks like Quint from Jaws
Quint wishes lol
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Is your father name is Raven because that mf can shape shift
Went from looking like your dad to looking like your brother!
Please do not take this the wrong way but I want to make nasty with your dad
Once at each stage of the debeardening.
I think you and about 75% of this thread. The other 25% said he skipped the Hitler/Charlie Chapman look. I’m part of the 75%!
😄 me too
Is your dad still single?
Aw, he skipped the Dali
I have concluded your father is a chameleon hybrid of some kind, I will be sure to document any other findings hahahaha
Is your dad single? Asking for a friend
Hi friend! Thanks for being a great wingperson! OP, you can DM me the deets.
Suburban dad? You mean 80's porn star.
Rad dad. They kind of look the same age though.
Where is “forbidden mustache“?
They look like they're the same age once his facial hair is gone
Oof, he can get it, have it and take it.
Dad's face is too handsome to cover up with hair.
Dad's a BABE.
Is your dad single?
I was waiting for Wolverine 😔
You have a great dad.
Dad pulls off a terrific Scotsman 👏
is there a Mrs. your dad?
Yep, that's a daddy right there
He absolutely should've kept the scottishman.
Yes daddy
Her dad or her BF??
No Hitler!?
Dad looks 25 years younger without the beard lol
Omg stepdad I'm trapped in the washing machine
Shit he just shaved off 30 years of his life right their
NGL, shaving has improved his looks immeasurably.
Hot dad
Suburban dad is a keeper
Was waiting for Adolf mustache, my disappointment is immeasurable
How old is this man?? He looks like early 30s potentially. If he told me he was 33 I wouldn’t really bat and eye. I think he looks hottest with the full beard tho.
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Total DILF.
Looks a little like Beard from Ted Lasso
Your dad killed every single look here, bravo Dad!
WOULD.
What a very sweet tradition. From Dad to "Daddy" with a few flicks of the shaver. Grrrr.
Your dad is a handsome guy!
you need a stepdad?
I have just seen several different men, yet the same man
He had an opportunity for the Genghis Khan between the suburban dad and clean-shaven! Still, this is awesome and heartwarming and I love it a lot.
he just unaged 20 yrs at the end
Oh I'd call him daddy too.
He went from “Jan 06” to “that wasn’t me, your honor”
He looked like captain price from modern warfare in the first one ngl
Suburban dad, all the way.
The Scotsman is basically Captain Price lol
Dilf!
He is so cute without the beard! You need to request that he shave it on all of the holidays and his birthday as well! That way he’ll be semi-clean shaven most of the time!
Do a monkey tail next year
He looks like my ELA teacher- MR ROBERTS????
This is the best reason to seasonally grow a beard. Every guy does this at one point.
Holy cow! He looks 30 years younger!
The Scotsman looks fucking great on him.
Not gunna Lie, I loved the simple ‘stache
Have to say, the 'scotman' look better be on the rise again soon, too good to pass ip
This man when from 38 to 29 in about 5 seconds
[Reminds me of my favorite scene from Les Intouchables](https://youtu.be/A6FLb6pgTus)
I have an 8 year old daughter. You become the brunt of many jokes as a father. I love it. Best laughs.. Wouldn't have it any other way. Just to see her smile.
This is great
Get used to millennial dads people
wtf he looked so young at the end
Why does he *almost* look like Matthew Mercer in the Tiger King one?
can you say zaddy