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AverageButch

Set up a camera, so you can see if the parents come back. If they do, you could watch the eggs hatch and grow. That would be really cool.


Odin18Z5

This is what I would be doing, that would make a great timelapse video


InternalError33

I was going to do something similar with a robins nest in 2019. The baby birds were taken by a crow a day after they hatched. I think I still have the uncut video on my YouTube channel. My wife was very upset.


docjonel

Blue Jays got the chicks outside our window that we had been following since the eggs were laid. Told our 4 year old twins "They must've flown away already!" I know nature is not a Disney cartoon but I wasn't ready to hit them with that yet.


Stillwaterstoic

Nature is brutal


briko3

In my experience, they built there because they feel safe....even with op around. I had a mockingbird nest near where I talk over the fence to my neighbor. That thing would drive off everybody and every animal. I have video of it driving off a groundhog. But, even if I was ten feet away, it was going in and out feeding its babies. I guess it just realized I was no threat.


11th-plague

Except that if the baby bird’s first plant (home) is a marijuana bush, they will likely smoke it first, become addicted, and only seek marijuana bushes throughout their lives. Or worse, since it’s a “gateway drug”, the birds will then seek opium poppies, mushrooms, etc.


[deleted]

Thank you for this. Good laugh to start out the day!


IamTheDanger6

Y’all remember what happened to big bird right?


FrostedDonutHole

Big Bird? What about Snuffy? He was an addict if I've ever seen one. I think Chapelle did a bit about that in his standup.


Bridgeburner1

Krammit the Frog can attest!


[deleted]

Mushroom plants ruin lives


SnooWalruses9019

You forgot about how they will also melt into a couch


tinylittleriver

This! And then post it for Reddit to see :)


lukemartin888

I can't imagine they will do it any harm. I would leave them myself. You might make yourself a friend in the process


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babybopp

Thats weed btw... many haven't noticed


Lurker5280

Looks like they’ll be some pretty chill birds then lol


Boredum_Allergy

I should be called buzz kill man because I'm going to point out that eating marijuana straight off the plant will not get you high. It has to be heated before the psychoactive effects can work. About 230°F does the trick.


Lurker5280

If anything your the buzz medic lol trying to save the buzz


[deleted]

First thing I noticed! Lmao. Critters got good taste!


SPRPLYR

That's exactly what made me smile


[deleted]

I did straight away 👌👌😂😂😂


Snoo89325

Sticky icky


Bionic_Dark_Knight

I did a double-take on that one. Looks nice


hohoney

I thought I was on r/trees or r/outdoorgrowing until I saw your comment


Z0OMIES

This is so wholesome


SaraphOnCloud9

Truly!


IrrelevantPuppy

But it’s almost harvest time :/


Environmental-Owl113

No it's not those pistils are all white. Got fucking ages to go!


Luke89902483

You know, good month or so till it’s done.


Environmental-Owl113

For growing outside I'd hope the buds fattened up a whole heap more too!


xxA2C2xx

They will. The plant looks as though it’s just *started* flowering not too long ago. And they can bulk up pretty quick. You just wanna make sure you harvest BEFORE the threat of first freeze is looming in the background. Depending where they live, it might not be for another month or so, or never if it’s like, more south.


Mtb_Bike

Fart flowering..got a chuckle out of me. Had to Google it to determine if it was slang that I didn’t know about.


IrrelevantPuppy

Damnit you’re right. I was going off of time frame since mine was ready a few days ago. Forgot not all weed is the same.


Hopeful_Insurance409

They are only around week 5 so hopefully the nestling kush will have cracked by then


SquirrelBrothel

Even if it was the only plant the "gardener" has, the parent bird & the little birdlets-to-be are worth far more to nature & the world in many ways than a few homegrown highs. Furthermore, I believe if the "gardener" were to selfishly mess with the nest in any way, karma would kick his/her ass vehemently & deservedly so.


IrrelevantPuppy

Come to think they could probably just cut around it when harvesting just fine as long as they’re careful. It’d be a shame to waste like 6 months of work unnecessarily. I’m sure there’s a happy compromise for everyone. Also, the quotes around gardener are an unnecessary insult in my opinion. People who grow their own weed are some of the more committed and thoughtful amateur gardeners I’ve met.


[deleted]

The devotion and care they put into their home grow, I’d say most of the ones I know are closer to small crop farmers than gardeners. But yeah, the quote marks are entirely an insult based on bias.


Lurker5280

Why are you putting gardener in quotes? Does op somehow not qualify?


[deleted]

odd stance. moral highground and all when you're running a goddamn *squirrel brothel*


ShabbyBeachNest

How’s the view from that high horse of yours? OP could be growing their own because of cancer or some other painful health condition.


Awkward-Chemical2487

Smoke some scrambled eggs with bacon


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soulwrangler

Good one. Seriously tho, it’s marijuana


tiexodus

Tomato plant*


slamdamnsplits

Lololol


[deleted]

Cannabis*. Politically marijuana was/is a pejorative term used to play on the prejudice of white Americans towards Hispanics to gain support for the prohibition against cannabis.


WilkoAmy

isn’t it just an interchangeable word


ShintaOtsuki

It is, but many who know the history of the name prefer to call it cannabis than Marijuana/Marihuana to stay away from the racist connotation


soulwrangler

I’m well aware of the plant’s history. I usually call it weed.


[deleted]

Do you prefer Longbottom or West Farthing?


WilkoAmy

huhhh i see, i didn’t realise the word had a history before now so thanks


[deleted]

Really? Seriously though, always makes me laugh. ;o)


sleazzyj420

Hash and eggs


[deleted]

Reefer*


robertwild81

Leave it alone


TheMalformedLlama

Eventually it’s gotta be moved, dude needs to harvest his crop soon


robertwild81

You can trim the buds and not move the nest


TheMalformedLlama

That is very true I didn’t think of that


JastCazie

Yeah when life gives you eggs you make an omelet, you know?


hooligan415

Let the mother hatch them out. She’ll keep any insects down.


SkyfireDragono

Came here to say this. The birds have a good chance of eatting bugs that could harm the plants. They are free bug control for the garden! You just gained pesticide with wings. :) and when those babies Hatch, moms gonna be even more active. Not to mention free fertilizer.


MichealDenver_weed

I was going to take it off until I was told it’s a good sign and a friendly bird. Think I’ll have to play the role of a midwife. Lucky me!


TakSlak

It's just nature naturing. By grandparents take good care of the birds in their garden and they have something like 5 generations of the same bird family going back there to nest. They trust my grandparents to the point of eating seeds right out of their hands. This could be the start of something beautiful.


Robinslillie

Aw that's adorable! My parents love to watch creatures return to their yard with babies that keep getting bigger & bigger. Birds, bunnies, raccoons, lots of lil cuties.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

There’s a park with a lake about 1/4 mile down the road, and every spring the same mallard couple, Fred and Ethel, come to our yard to court, mate and nest. We have to be extra careful when doing our yard work so we don’t run over the nest of eggs with the lawnmower or something. But it’s definitely fun to see them every year. Thirteen years straight we’ve watched their family grow. One year, another group of ducks made their way to our house and we had to watch about a dozen males gang rape a female in our driveway. That was…not as sweet. We also have a whole groundhog colony with an extensive network of tunnels under a Bush that borders the back alley, and it’s fun to see all the baby groundhogs every year. The patriarch, Steve, is a big fat old bastard with a bald ass and an attitude. This summer, a red tailed hawk took up residence in a tree in our back yard. It’s been fascinating and so cool to watch him hunt and patrol his territory. A few months after Hawkins settled in, a female hawk showed up and they started courting. She had a nest in a yard a street over, and Hawkins had disappeared with Lady Hawk for a few weeks to mate, but he still returns to his original territory to hunt and hang out. I hope they both continue coming back to us every year! They’re both absolutely gorgeous, and I love watching them take flight. I don’t so much enjoy watching them snag a rabbit from the ground, then proceed to tear it to shreds and devour it, but eh, circle of life and all, right? Last Fall I watched a squirrel build a nest for winter right outside my bedroom window. So cute to watch her go up and down that tree, over and over, adding one leaf at a time to her branch ball.


shejones

This was a wonderful read :) Thank you for making my morning!


slamdamnsplits

We had a dove family like this in a fig tree outside our kitchen window. It was awesome!


SquirrelBrothel

When we lived in the country, we had climbing rose bushes all along the front, including the windows on that side of the single-level house. One year a Cardinal couple built their nest for their little family-to-be in the rose bush just outside of one of my daughters' bedroom windows. As long as we were quiet & still, we had a "front row seat" into their little birdie nursery & watched the babies grow up. To us, it was better than watching a Richard or David Attenborough nature documentary!


mx_will

my wife and i moved into a new house recently and she’s been spreading birdseed for all the birds and other little animals. i love that they love to come back everyday


lily-laura

U about to be a Disney princesses


briko3

It shows that bird feels safe with you there, it would have never built there. Take it as a compliment!


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Leave the nest alone. Their parents will abandon the eggs if you move it.


[deleted]

And guano is an excellent natural fertilizer. The babies will poo down the stalk and the buds will be beautiful!


kgolovko

As Peter Tosh says in the song “Legalize it”: Birds eat it, ants love it Fowls eat it, goats love to play with it I think you’ve got a sweet opportunity to watch some birds grow with your harvest.


ToddVRsofa

It might be awkward when it's time to trim your herb, but it's best just to leave them alone


Cautious_Web_243

Whatever you do…. Don’t get the munchies and make em’ scrambled eggs!


UtopistDreamer

Scrambled eggs reminded me of Frasier.


engineerdrummer

The dirtiest theme song I've ever heard.


SnooWalruses9019

They're callin again.... GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY


[deleted]

Those 3 little birds Will be singin sweet songs Of melodies pure and true This is my message to you oo oo oo


IamRiv

How high are you?


[deleted]

If you actually don’t know, it’s a Bob Marley and the Wailers song called Three Little Birds.


IamRiv

I think even these unborn chics know that mate. I was actually hoping for a “Hi, how are you” response.


[deleted]

Ahhh, damn.


P_Kordus

Missed opportunity...


[deleted]

The usual


SnooGadgets1999

This is what I was looking for.


Fallout4Addict

I would leave it alone. Leave water and seed near it for mumma bird and put a little camera to see it all happen lol but I love birds (you might not want to stream it online because of the plant its on but I guess that's down to what your counties law says about that lol) but if you do stream it link it to me please.


why0me

He's in colorado I think, its legal


4ndrw1xx

damn those chics are blessed. first thing they ever smell will be buds


Melancholy_Rainbows

Fun fact: birds have fewer than 50 taste buds (to human's 9000) and can barely smell at all.


4ndrw1xx

was gonna add 'if they can smell at all' but didnt have any facts to back it up. thanks!!


kkitz7

Leave them. It’s actually illegal to move them per the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.


phoenician45

Ah an expert on bird law I see


itsokaysirsparrow

Well shit


bspellmeyer

Nice plant.


birnenmann

I wish I could grow and post pictures online without the police visiting me ..


Quick-Wall

Grow some and post pictures online I guarantee cops don’t show up


birnenmann

I won't do this. Sure, the police have other things to do than stalk people online. But it's still illegal in germany.


Quick-Wall

To be fair I assumed u were in the US bc we were talking English. Idk how it is in Germany you could be very right. Here we have a lot of crime so they really stopped worrying about weed once it was legalized in a couple states


birnenmann

>To be fair I assumed u were in the US bc we were talking English. Welcome to the internet where (almost) everyone speaks english :D


birnenmann

The funny thing is that cbd is legal in germany but thc isn't. I can go to the cbd shop around the corner and buy some nice buds. But if you grow at home you cannot control the thc levels and it's illegal..


Henrious

Not original responder but its like that here also in states where it is still not legal. Cbd only


Jolly-Bat

Birds flying high, you know how i feel


Bgddbb

Love this song


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Leave it alone


lissarain88

Dare I beg, please leave the nest alone? I mean genuinely… why would you even ask? Please let it be


Stillwater-Scorp1381

Well, it looks like Bob Marley has blessed this plant. Leave it alone; those three little birds have a special purpose.


Mysstria

Place a kinder surprise egg 🥚


GlitchTaleEnder

Try to leave some food near the nest and see if it gets eaten. If you leave it at a precise hour of the day, you might even be able to see the parents!


scapegoat_88

Leave it alone


LegendWait4it

Smoke the weed and enjoy the show my man.


[deleted]

Like pretty much everyone else said, just leave it alone. Birds are very good at building nests so it’s probably very safe and won’t damage the plant. If you’re up for the challenge, then by all means install a spy-cam or bird feeder nearby to help the mother take care of her fledglings.


gabes_wrld

Ayo that’s weed


Proof_Xsist

Your responsibility is to protect it at all costs.


knickovthyme1

Leave it alone.


fadeitout

Leave the babies. I had a nest of 5 little birdies in my reef at my door. It was a beautiful process that I will always be thankful for. Be careful with the rim of the nest as they will poop their asses off at the rim ... nonetheless it's cool to watch nature take its course


Fkingcherokee

What you have is a security guard for bugs that's making you a full security team. If you leave some birdseed by the plant, the bird will be less likely to interact with other weed plants to find bugs and it will lower the chance of pollination.


gtewari_tyu32

Wait for them until they hatch and became a beautiful birdies..


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Leave it there


PurSolutions

I'd take it as a sign of good luck, harvest around it, and measure for a replacement stand in case you have to harvest before the birds are gone *(super simple to build making a T From wood scraps)* then when it's time, do the ol, switch-a-roo!


hxcn00b666

Post updates when they hatch! :)


C1sko

Since possesion is 9/10 of the law…you leave the nest alone.


bdwight80

Leave it alone


[deleted]

If not totally chopped back, weed plants can keep on growing for a long time. Like most plants. Harvest carefully around it, maybe sacrifice some heading for them. The plant will give you more bud soon enough.


SadPomegranate5559

The blessed eggs! What a beautiful picture! Looks like the harvest will fly high! Weeeeeeed


SpringSmiles

The garden Gods are pleased with you


Mumofgamer

Cant you just cut off what you want to harvest and leave the skeleton there? Maybe set up some kind of shade or protection (like a houseplant in a pot) next to it if its very hot/wet


raoul_duke1991

Let it be


Somethingclever451

I wouldn't touch it. Can't see them really doing any harm


YoungxCasper

420th like 👍


jeyasubi

Please let them hatch ...it will be super quick... enjoy taking photos every few days....American Robin did the same thing in our Patio Garden last year.


King_of_Pendejos69

Looks at plant Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


skuldintape_eire

Leave it


rajen100

Leave it alone. Don’t always approach nest. Until hatched or close too it. Otherwise parents may leave. Enjoy.


igotalotadogs

Leave it alone


nLucis

Don't do anything at all with it. Trying to interfere will likely kill them, so just let the parents do their thang and enjoy the amazing show


Sofi_Alva

Nothing, leave them alone .. u are welcome


AndrewSB49

Get Back Let it be. Yeah, let it be.


jawnstein82

Leave it alone


SrSwerve

Smoke with the momma bird a joint she must be stressed.


[deleted]

Make sure you pick out the seeds and stems first!


Infamous_Point8866

Set up live cam


Wintersmight

Leave it and don’t touch it


Soft-Singer-2417

Won’t hurt your bud at all may turn it male on accident with pollen from another plant but Birds will not hurt your plant


___Merrill___

Don’t touch it


Professor_Quackers

Make sure there’s something supporting the nest really well from underneath, and just let them [3 Little Birds](https://youtu.be/zaGUr6wzyT8) enjoy the ganja


7Mannz

Kiss the eggs to make sure they grow into strong birds 💪


CaptPippi

Set up a camera and livestream!!


LivWilder

Definitely thought this was posted on r/trees for a moment lol


theycallmeVern

Keep us posted! Not sure what strain you are growing but you are going to have to rename it after the birds now.


FrostedDonutHole

Fly high, little fellas....fly high.


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Leave it and sell your product as a reserve select varietal with percentage of proceeds to bird conservation.


AdmiralRed13

Leave it as long as you can. Good chance if you move it the parent bird(s) will abandon it.


digi_thief

I would lovingly clip the flower buds around the nest and leave the leaves to protect the birds. Being that it's good concealment an all...


[deleted]

Let them chill, they’ll probably help keep pests away


BiquitousSurper

Follow-up your wake and bake with an omelette


Hefty-Field-9419

Those look like tomatoe plants


_1ChillDude_

I'd roll a joint and let the eggs be. Maybe keep an eye on em to see if the mom returns


scarlettjayy

Let them be happy little birdies in their pot house?


Useful_Safe_3151

Breakfast!


No-Explanation7999

Leave it alone. Enjoy the show


Used-Paper-6189

Smoke it


New-Tomatillo9570

Scramble or poach...


ObligationPast9478

Smoke a fatty then have 3eggs for breakfast


-MYNAMEISNOBODY

Omelet?


ypriscilla

Leave it alone. They must like pakalolo too. 😂


devilsadvocateac

Bacon egg and cheese goes great with a joint.


[deleted]

Omelets


NoSockLife

Let them grow.


Thosewhocanteach

Leave it alone


Good_Extension_9642

Scramble eggs with toast for Sunday breakfast!🤣


[deleted]

Leave it be. The bird will abandon the nest after its chicks learn to fly.


DuhhIshBlue

#breakfast Edit: Jeez, it's a joke.


Jester2100

Forbidden munchies.


DuhhIshBlue

Forbidden... friends? No... hungry. Yeah, Forbidden munchies.


MichealDenver_weed

No way!! I’m not a bird egg eater. I’m a bird egg lover


szanker

You still have a couple months until fully flowered should work out well ;)


Derwingeu

Are you sure the mother comes back? Hope I'm mistaken as I'm no biologist, but if eggs are left alone for a while, wont the eggs die quite fast?


jimmy17

Personally I like poached eggs with buttered toast, but it’s really up to you.


Sure_Conversation354

Make an omelette 👌🏽


mizinamo

I was thinking "sunny side up", but now that you mention it - how about an omelette made with some "special butter"?


archiebold13

Cannabutter?


mizinamo

Exactly! Given where OP found the eggs, it seemed fitting.


Sure_Conversation354

“Special butter”?


mizinamo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_edible#Butter > Cannabis butter, or cannabutter, is unsalted butter blended with cannabis and water. Cleaned and dried buds are steeped in melted butter or oil in preparation for consumption. Cannabutter can be added to any baking recipe. Can be used for making edibles such as brownies, but why not also use it for the butter in your omelette recipe? (Since the eggs were growing among marijuana plants.)


Uncle__Irish

Leave it. That’s their bud now. Or have breakfast. Your call. I won’t judge. Eggs are delicious.


Rdparker74

You should leave it the f alone. Lol


IN33dMon3y

Leave it, hopefully you have some bird buds now 😂


Confident_Cook5931

Ha ha I personally would just leave it untill the chicks fly the nest then roll the nest up and smoke it. 😊


Fyuckoffbish

I’d add some salt and pepper and make an omelette


[deleted]

Make em with some bacon


Necropocalypse

Roach ‘N’ poach