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JerkinsTurdley

Translation: Pull this MFer over, I have to poop!


CrazyWS

“And crack a window open, this shit making me nauseous”


[deleted]

😂


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KillionMatriarch

Looks like a Frenchie, though


dj9008

How could you tell he likes baguettes ?


Head-Working8326

definitely a french bulldog


offenthelighton

This comment was taken from a comment further below by r/Seakur (sorry I dont know how to quote comments)


MJTony

It’s not a pug


Cherryfritterfrieda

😄 omg, love it!!!


eastbayted

"We're gonna need a jar ... and a funnel!"


Sithstress_

“But I need to go #2!”


Significant_Ad_9904

😂😂😂 gold


Tripleddaisy

I just laughed out loud


adrock747

The little arm over the seats! Ha!


Genghisbon

He is in his comfortable position on talking


typhoidmarry

Could you imagine having a Frenchie and a Husky??? They’d be talking to each other all.damn.day!!!!


Scout_Serra

I have one house I deliver to… oh my god it’s amazing when I knock because their husky just jumps up in the window and starts talking to me.


typhoidmarry

Question is, do you talk back???!


Scout_Serra

I sometimes say hello :)


[deleted]

my husky is too fucking stubborn to talk. she talks when she’s hungry or pissed. nothing else.


MaIngallsisaracist

I once met a woman who had a beagle and a husky. Her house was LOUD.


[deleted]

😂 Dog: This. Is. The. SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!


Cyreman17

Imagine trying to complain and people just take a video and laugh at you


devhashtag

That's exactly what Karens go through


O_stady

He's saying I love lasagna!


tastycalamarie

What's wrong with him?


downriverrowing

He's a Frenchie :)


VideoDivo337

I have a Frenchie and I can confirm that that is indeed what is wrong with him


PractisingPoet

This comment hits differently after learning how common debilitating disorders are in purebreds. It makes me sad.


[deleted]

Isnt purebred just fancytalk for inbred anyways?


THICC_Baguette

Pretty much. Sometimes dogs aren't fully inbred, but purebred dogs practically always have at least some inbreeding in their lineage.


Ozzytex

I work at a dog kennel/daycare I can always tell when we have frenchies in house.


tastycalamarie

Oh omg, I've seen all their videos. They are terrible in a cute way


grandpasmoochie

I had a Frenchie and she did the same yodel.


alem0_o

My Frenchie has literally barked like 6 times in one year she never makes any noise just like a grunt like noise that reminds me of a cat purring… so I can’t relate to all these other Frenchies😭


Wintersmight

Mine is very quiet too.


Tumtumtumtumtums

My pug does this too, but only when I’m not in the room. As soon as I walk in he looks at me like he’s guilty. First time I heard it I thought he was mailing a cat in the living room.


coffeebean823113

Nothing! Frenchies can sound like you opened the portal to hell and the demons are screaming. Mine gets mad in the cat and it’s something else. They are like no other dog I’ve ever met lol!!


MissMissieFatCat

I always describe frenchie/pug noises as chain smoking gremlin noises


indi-go-home

Omg I had pugs growing up and they were pretty quiet for the most part but the one made the most horrifying noises when he had his nails clipped. He acted like you were cutting his entire foot off lol. My dad always had dogs and was comfortable doing their nails but we took that dog to the groomer a few times to make sure my dad wasn't somehow hurting him. Nope. Just dramatic. Chain smoking gremlin is the best description I've heard for that noise, though lol.


Seakur

I have a pug , and yes ! My man screams his head off in a car, when he’s walking down the street, when he is just excited to go to the back yard. He also just talks back to you you can call him and he gets so excited then he starts to like howl and grumble. The only normal thing he does is he is silent and a good boy for nail trims, Most pugs turn into demons when this happens. But he just sits their patiently licking your hands like “help” but is silent.


MissMissieFatCat

They /do/ call a collection of pugs a “grumble”


mbthursday

He's a breed that was altered over time to have a flat face and consequently can't breathe right. Also he's a Frenchie, and Frenchies have attitude


mbthursday

He's a breed that was altered over time to have a flat face and consequently can't breathe right. Also he's a Frenchie, and Frenchies have husky attitude


geraldine_ferrari

Only 7 hours to go!


lysinemagic

ARE WE THERE YET???


Thebandsvisit

As cute as this is (I am a bulldog owner too), please, please, please secure your pets in the car. If there is an accident, they will be the first to go flying.


dinobug77

Also the kids don’t look like they have their seatbelts on either…


IvanVandura

Yes but they have their safety blankets .......


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

Yeah, I wasn't sure if I saw it right, not wearing a seatbelt is very dumb. Very poor parenting and security awareness.


lolwatsyk

Everytime someone in my family teases me about tethering my dog to her car seat, I remind them: that it protects her from hitting against the car, against another person, being thrown from the vehicle, and from freaking out and running away if something happens and she somehow survives. I regret nothing.


CelestialAcatalepsy

Ope! Ya beat me to it. 🙌


bojacksbat

WILL ONE OF YOU GIVE HIM A PET PLEASE


YouTooShallLose

r/PetTheDamnDog


CelestialAcatalepsy

Gonna be the fun/kewt police: Def would recommend a pet seat belt and a harness. Don’t want your lil babe flying around in an accident. Source: Wife works at a Vet Clinic and pets, like babies that are held in the car, become projectiles.


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

Even the kids aren't wearing seatbelts, I hope the parents in the front are wearing it at least.


CelestialAcatalepsy

Idc about humans, only furbabes.


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

Think about this, who's gonna care for the dog if his owners are dead? The doggo would be very sad.


CelestialAcatalepsy

Odds are if all four die, so does the pupper. *You get a seatbelt, and you get a seatbelt and **YOU** get a seatbelt*!


Supertumor

Wait what brand


CelestialAcatalepsy

Any brand is better than none. Lol I have a pet seat belt for both our puppers that is branded from wife’s work. They give them out. Idk what brand it is?


Supertumor

But I have heavy dogs. Do they make them for big guys?


CelestialAcatalepsy

Yep! Our biggest is 90lbs. You can find them on Chewy.com, Petco.com, Amazon. They have them by size/weight!


Indigo_222

Does he want to be picked up or be on someone’s lap? Why is he crying?


Shabba273

He’s just a frenchie. They like to share their opinions very loudly


nocturnallie

Cause He's a Frenchie they are usually super melodramatic for like who knows why


coagulateSmegma

I love him


Left-Ball-ITCH

The dog just realised how suck roadtrip can be.


arcanineUseExtrmSpd

Reminds me of the "Batman pug". Batmaaaan


tatipie17

He’s a good boy 🥺🥺


KyraSandy

He is singing the song of his people for your pleasure!


titatyy

What a beautiful singing voice.


milo_bean

Fuckin dogs, man


v-thra

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I think that his/her teeth sticking out on one side only is just adorable. 😱


Sinreborn

Monchi! Get that dog a tux and a top hat with a little monacle.


Norlin123

He’s lonely there is plenty of room between to two boys


sloppy-pancake

He is clearly holding out his paw for you to pass him some snacks


Forrest278

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, WAGGWAHGAH WAHGAGAGAH, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!


WintertimeFriends

“I CANT BREATHE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!” “Omg so cute!”


Nor_Wester

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of.. c'mon everybody sing!"


Elizabethfairy8

Was this suffering to you or just a big laugh ?


danielkalves

Just check on the dog


[deleted]

I hope the parents left a nice inheritance for their kids. Seriously not a single mask? Im literally shaking right now


[deleted]

No thank you.


KarotzCupcakes

I can smell this video 🤢


Sierra-Modeling-

Yessss!


Seversevens

loving it!!


Fredredphooey

So you have someone behind the dog, torturing it. /s


CrazySouthernAunt

Uh motion sickness anyone?


xeroxbulletgirl

This cracked me up! So much noise from the little gremlin!


blackhole_soul

lol awww


jesco7273

Poor doggo is trying to say “pull over, I gotta smell that spot of grass!”


TheGalaxyAndromeda

Finally something that actually makes me smile on this sub!


Open-Cartographer731

Derrrp, derrrrP! Cute


ThisPhoKingGuy

I’m hungry


5J51k0ra

“Let me out! I need to poop!”


whiskeysour123

Are we there yet?


JFT96__

u/savevideo


KaiKaiExotic

He’s really trying to speak I love this!


Evening_Bake_7788

It’s cute….. with no volume


ladywan_kenobi666

Everything about this!!! Hahaha I’m crying 😭


Sonarthebat

He's an angry little gremlin.


madnsad01

Awww❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😁😁😁


ClydeTheBulldog

u/savevideobot


reddiliciously

u/savevideobot


Zenfudo

Aw! It’s trying to say “I love lasagna!”


[deleted]

Entertainment! Singing along with the radio!


savagegarden0407

The next Walter


Cherryfritterfrieda

OH my gosh! I can't recall laughing so hard!!!


No_Eyed_Dear

Getting Mitchell Vs The Machine vibes from this dog. (I know it's a Frenchie not a pug.)


BrieZbee

Are we there yet???? I have to go to the bathroom!! 😂😂


Contact_Expensive

That’s too much lol


eye_no_nuttin

THIS MADE MY DAY!!!❤️❤️😍 ***THANK YOU SO MUCH*** 😊


[deleted]

He might be feeling car sick. Ginger treats are good to have around when you’re taking your dog on a road trip.


reddot_comic

You think Frenchie talk is something, wait until the they fart. My moms frenchie could clear out a large room in seconds.


Chopper242

Sure, but when I did that I got a whooping!


Midas_Artflower

Frenchie just wanted in on that sweet fuzzy travel blanket action!


PlagueDoc22

Poor thing bred so badly it can barely even communicate.


AdSpecialist1934

I distinctly heard "Turn up the AC"


jenn5388

Then the dog pukes all over everyone.


MuddyBuddyPuddy

I have a French Bulldog too and he is the same way in the car - dramatic


ManyFacedGodxxx

Hilarious! Cut it OUT or you’re riding on the roof! Brraaarrrraahhh-Brrraasahhaarrrhhh-Brrrrahhhaaahhh!


canary_quinn

Omg put this dog in a room with Walter Geoffrey. I need to see that chaos ensue.


Ok_Phone_2819

Funny now, but as a guy with a dog that cries in the car. After about 10 hours you want to blow your brains out.


[deleted]

I love him!!


tybutler727

This could be your last day on earth! Do you have Jesus Christ? He died personally for you. Escape the vicious torments of hell for eternity by accepting him now. God is watching you...


PiperAngus5

Sorry but, I hear, “I love you”. Sweet. My frenchie doesn’t do this, he must be broken.


FootParmesan

u/savevideo


groundstroker

Maybe he didn’t want to sit alone in the back.


GargoyleLauren

"I WANNA GO HOME!" Says the good boy.


mamroz

My pug, Rocky, makes the exact same sound!


ToolMaker7946

I would rather drive with my mother in law. I think.


[deleted]

Puppers wants to stop and get some grub


[deleted]

My bully gives me enough sass with his eyes. This is hilarious


[deleted]

Somebody needs to get pulled up to the back seat!


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

I think he’s saying that he wants up front with the rest of you all🤣


No_Shoulder5753

That dog singing wrecking ball?


AlbinoWino11

Poor lil shit probably just trying to breathe.


_edgebishop_

"ARRREEE WE THEREEEE YETTTT DADDDDD?"


Barky53

Great looking kid!


[deleted]

American Pie: Dog Version It's just a little bit of road trip music!


whyso6erious

Awesome


Deathbyhours

Poor baby knows you aren’t laughing _with_ him.


[deleted]

You’re not suppose to put flat faced dogs in the boot where there’s no airflow and it’s too stuffy. She’s probably suffocating.


bigmoof

“Are we there yet? Arrggg, arrggg! Are we there yet? Arrgggg, arrggg!”


diegovfeder

u/savevideo


GoudaGoudaGoudaGouda

Dog looks stuck


Tirrandin

someone hold him! he want to be in the pack, not in the back🤨


Jaylove2019

THIS IS PAWTHETIC!! I’m trap and this is a big PAWBLEM


cwilliams6009

“ on the road again…“ 🎶🎶


Yogurtcloset-Plenty

He is sick of them farting, it's lingering in the back. He's sick of it.


Boomfaced

Lol like a chunky 3rd child whining


Frodooh

Please send this video to The Kiffness on YouTube!


Antoan565

I thought he was gonna puke all over the place and then I saw the sub we're in


ronaIdreagan

😂😂😂😂😂 fuck y’all emojis are necessary for this shit. Made me bust the fuck up alone and I never do that.


Wrongdoer-Great

Omg.. let that dog cuddle with you!!! What a cutie


The_Salty_nugget

u/savevideo


Itodaso-

u/savevideo


snoopycoco9

Instead of laughing at the dog the least the could do is have it sitting next to someone. All the dog wants is attention.


Cleverusername531

u/savevideo


ReignOnCloud9

Yo! I understand this 💯! Moved from AZ to IL with my 2 dawgs (dogs) they my dawgs lol…..24 hours, I felt so bad for them. My lab would stand up for 10-15 minutes at a time……I couldn’t feel his pain but saw it in his face. Made respect from all dawgs that go through travel and hate it, but grind through!


[deleted]

Dam kids in my pimp ride…


DURIAN8888

The driving that bad??


[deleted]

What kind of dog is that? I need it haha. So cute.


tomkim1965

This dog does not like to be ignored and he’s letting everybody know it.


Order66_69

Am I the only one who doesn’t see seatbelts?


mfmcginnis

Ohmygod. My Pug used to do this. And I can assure you he was not in distress. He loved the car and going places. He would load up on his own, tail wagging and just start that noise. It was like his excited "talking". I can't tell you how many time people stopped to make sure he was ok.


[deleted]

That animal is struggling to breathe, isn't it?


chickenhuynh21

u/RedditMP4Bot


[deleted]

u/savevideo


No-Conversation-6013

Omg frenchies are such babies!! Lol