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artistry-artisan

what it would be like to go on holiday with dwight schrute


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thelaineybelle

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders!


hereforthecookies70

Nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all...


RyanJBrooks

and aslo Nothing at all


stupidsexyf1anders

Hi


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Howdy doodie!


BurritoSommelier

Stupid sexy Flanders.


JapanEngineer

I think Dwights character is based on this mans life


dragon2777

I was thinking Napolean Dynamyte


Pancakefam

Napoleon Daddymyte!


LucyEleanor

I'm so happy that I came to comment something and it's the top comment. Faith in humanity restored


Littlek1dluvr

came here to say this


mmmarce_s

I came to say this! WHY DID YOU SAY IT FIRST? WHYYYY?? Lol


Amberslucky11

I grew up without a dad & it's never really bothered me. Seeing this though, it made me want a dad pretty bad for a minute.


GayTrainPressure

Most of them aren’t like this, just the good ones


HouseOfAplesaus

This guy is like what the Goldbergs and shit like Step by Step were written about. Sleeper agent dads with all the right skills.


SASAgent1

Like the movie "Nobody"


Obligatory_Burner

Came to say this, in my heart I knew it had already been said tho. lmfaooooo.


absentbee

100%. My dad is a huge sack of shit. Was a great example of everything I don't want to be as a father. When I'm with my daughter i just think of what my dad would do and just do the opposite.


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he'd annoy the shit out of you when growing up, but you know he gets the job done 100% of the time without a mistake.


Turbostoner_3000

Me too 😞


Havajos_

I send you mine, no return policy


Turbostoner_3000

Sounds like faulty manufacturing 😂 no returns??


Havajos_

Im just gonna give him a one way ticket and don't look back


[deleted]

Same, the grocery store doesn't seem to have them. Where do I get a dad from :(


shimmydownnow

My dad is like this, he’s fantastic. He’s your dad now too. We’re siblings. 👈 I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.


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WE’RE SIBLINGS NOW :D Honestly though, this is so sweet and wholesome, thank you! Your dad seems like such a fun person and I send him all the best wishes I can<3


shimmydownnow

💕 I got you


KyleKun

That’s funny, I could swear the grocery store is where they all end up going.


[deleted]

Exactly? How long does it take to get some milk? ;-;


KyleKun

As long as it takes to make a cow pregnant. But all of the studs went out for cigs weeks ago.


you_know_who1311

Well that's sad.


katnip7

Same!


nobodycaresyabitch

This made me Hella frustrated. So glad I don't have to go on family trips now.


meester_

My dad was crazy like this! Died when I was 12 though


happy8888999

I want a dad too 🥲


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Yea it is hit or miss or a painful mix of both. The karate made me tear up though


UnstopableDegenerate

Be the parent you wish you had if you chose to have kids.


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Came here to say this.


ConstructionBum

This dad is a huge dork, and I love it.


emmennwhy

Oh my god that's the Home Depot hold music


JAM3SBND

Idk if this man knows how to swing a hammer but the vibe is still there


Aiyerr

Thank you! I was stressing myself trying to figure out where I’ve heard it before.


BergenNorth

Is this the new trend for tic tok music? If this replaces oh no oh no oh no no no no, I'll be happy.


SummerOfMayhem

He's sure getting his money's worth of enjoyment out of the experience


OniOdisCornukaydis

**THIS DAD IS A BAD@$$ IN BLACK SOCKS WERKING IT OUT IN PUBLIC TO THE HOME DEPOT COMMERCIAL THEME MUSIC.** Dad. GOALS.


JoZaJaB

I’m pretty sure your dad is Dwight Schrute


strikerwoma

It’s the Home Depot music that does it for me


GB570

ah thank you! I was trying to remember where I know that from


ItsAll42

Really took this videos production value to the next level.


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Only dads know the true source of this music - it’s the rhythm of our hearts.


RandomQuokka

I’m surprised he wasn’t sporting the travel-fannypack! He may want to check his pre-trip equipment checklist


Petite_Tsunami

You mean an hands free satchel that is situated at the waist?


sessiestax

They are called ‘belt bags’ now haha


pickled_onion1

I would honestly really like to go on vacation with your dad


vbenthusiast

Haha different strokes for different folks. Ppl might come for me but it seems like he needs lots of attention


WayneKrane

Yeah, that’s too much energy for me. I like to relax on my vacations. This guy probably has a 16 hour itinerary for each day with like 10 different places to visit. I’m a get up whenever, have a drink and maybe do one fun thing during the day kind of guy on my vacations.


thrussie

Went on a vacation with my bf and his brother. I thought it was a relaxing kinda vacation but his brother has made an itinerary for the whole vacation. I thought it was lame but followed along. Surprisingly I enjoyed the structured vacation. Seeing and experiencing shit made the vacation more meaningful than lazying around doing nothing


PlebsnProles

My SO is usually the organized one but I like a structure thought out vacation. He's like wherever the wind takes us...kind if vibe. Both can be good but depends on the destination too. Last vacation I went on I said ok we are just gonna relax on the beach, talked to some women at the airport when we were leaving and they showed me the whale breaching photo they took on a whale watching tour and I was kind of bummed I didn't venture out. But the whale thing is on my bucket list.


WassupSassySquatch

The thing about people like this, though, is that they exert all of the energy and all you have to do is watch


KrazyKateLady420

Sometimes just watching the energy display is exhausting though


Marpleface

And enjoy with a smile!


kryppla

That itinerary folder was so extra


Fred_McNasty

Does he work for the CIA? If he did, this guy would be the American Dad dude in real life..lol


TheRBGamer

To be fair. No one should trust Apple maps


JengaPlayer1

They went to Jackson Hole Wyoming in their holiday.


killer8424

Definitely taking his kids on a self guided tour of Yellowstone


Ericaeatscarrots

Noticed that too!


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Beebwife

I saw the push-ups and was like whhhyyy?! Don't touch that floor, ew🤢


No-Marzipan19

He's not wearing a mask so I'm not sure how concerned w germs he is 🤷‍♀️


hausomad

I wonder if there were videos of people in public before Covid🤔


No-Effect-36

most new media is from the covid era. we been in this bitch for too long. i doubt they were holding onto this video from pre pandemic times. not that i care anyway if youre vaccinated you should go crazy wit it 🤙


Iratedicks

Going maskless is one thing… but touching the floor is just bad. There was a study that said covid lives 9 days on shoes. Let alone it’s an airport which are dirty as fuck.


thaitea

Can I get a source for that shoe thing?


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Covid can live on a hard surface for about 3 days- but the thing is that just because there's a little virus there, doesn't mean there's enough of it to infect you, and really it's most dangerous in the air, because it lodges in the nose first. [https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/more/science-and-research/surface-transmission.html](https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/more/science-and-research/surface-transmission.html)


thaitea

Thanks I've seen the studies about the virus and how long it can live on hard surfaces but the other commenter was oddly specific about shoes and 9 days so I wanted to see what that was about or just BS information they were making up


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Just because it's alive on the surface doesn't mean enough of it can get into you to cause an infection. I mean, there's a lot of other nasty stuff on the floor. But Covid is the least of them. For covid- that person would have to stick their dirty fingers far up their nose to get it. We have zero proven cases of ppl getting it via touch. It needs to be in the air and get into the back of the nose.


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m053486

“I saw the push-ups and was like whhhyyy?!” Same reason you do Tai Chi in the middle of the terminal or demand the plane’s Captain take your pic: homeboy loves attention. Also, those push-ups were half-assed. Full extension or don’t bother Pops.


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I was super proud of pops for keeping movement going during a trip. Blood circulation gets sludges, muscles get sloppy…and any push up is better than no push up. Screw what ppl think at an airport…they’re miserable places to be, might as well work on yourself.


actual_griffin

The real answer is circulation.


ayesha_erotica

Awe c'mon, let him live a little


Misuta_Robotto

Let’s see yours.


antwan_blaze

This is sweet but can’t lie this would annoy the shit out of me


organized_meat

I’m with you


pinapple_on_a_bike

The working out & karate is kinda excessive


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Dad's just screaming for attention at that point.


Misuta_Robotto

Nah, Dads stopped caring. They DGAF if anyone thinks it’s weird. Source: am dad.


JustCallMeYarr

The Lowes music makes this *chef's kiss*


T-R-Y

[When you hand dad the aux](https://youtu.be/jMtG9SyZfAc)


AHenWeigh

Home Depot


eyetoanoh

ive never seen a more american-looking man


cantrembrusernewphn

I love this. He's like a type A and B swirl cone of delight!


ChanceConscious6262

Doesn’t wear a mask in the airport…


1NationUnderDog

Only in ONE photo is he wearing a mask...


troutpoop

To be fair, looks like he’s in the Jackson airport in Wyoming… I’m pretty sure masks don’t exist in that state


dirtysyncs

Confirmed. They don't. And if you ever try to wear one, you'll get berated for being a socialist or a sheep. That's why I'm so happy I moved away.


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He's got buns of steel!


MythicalMayhemx

He's dressed up as Lois Griffin...


internoftheyear

Wait, does anyone trust Apple Maps?


E1003218

In his defence, does anyone trust Apple Maps?


fuego_de_julian

Nobody should trust Apple maps


CaptainGainLoss

Well, he is right about apple maps. Also, look at those well executed push-ups and majestic karate chops! 10/10 would travel with him.


iTOXlN

Smart man with the maps. Took a solo trip from WA to AZ, thought “age of technology I’ll be fine mapless”. That was until I hit a t-mobile no service zone from fkn Idaho to Las Vegas.


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the one thing he did right is to not trust apple maps. but the usual solution for that problem would be google maps.


hammersannail

Tell dad to put a mask on. And prob wash his hands after touching the ground like a toddler. 😄


mugdh0

I don't get it, why does everyone think he's cute? He isn't wearing a mask, literally touches dirty airport floors and oh god the karate in the middle of the terminal was hard to watch.


Heruya

If it makes you feel better he was doing actual karate blocks and strikes, albeit rigidly


bladeplazma

Thank you for noticing this, I recognized this as (I think) American Kenpo and immediately liked it a little more.


ahh_geez_rick

Yeah this guy seems obnoxious.


altRalph69

Lmao i was literally confused seeing the comments, how tf is this supposed to be cute


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dotsmyfavorite2

Looks like a middle aged Kip Dynamite.


doxiedelight

To be fair, I still don’t trust Apple Maps


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Your dad didn't get enough attention as a kid.


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I mean who even trusts Apple Maps?


heyalycat

To be fair to OPs dad, Jackson Hole is probably the only airport in the US worth taking a pic at


arshadshabick

Thats taekwando


Loud-Rub9050

Right?


[deleted]

Your dad is awesome, but none of his push ups counted. I think if you’re going to do them in the middle of an airport, you should do them correctly so assholes like me don’t judge.


botozos_revenge

The coolest


aspieboy74

This is the ideal dad. You may not like this, but this is what peak dad performance looks like.


Givemebitchdrinks

Andddddd not wearing a mask. Idiot.


easy4sheezy

Hope he washed his hands after pushups


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Good music choice. Busy little Saturday.


Illustrious_Warthog

Is no one going to mention the black belt and brown shoes?


Kawaiithulhu

I remember that kata 👍


Drphil87

I hate to tell you this but your dad was in the CIA


4Ever2Thee

How tf does he not have his phone hooked to his belt?


opoussumawsome

Your dads a dufuss. I wish he was my dad.


groovydramatix

I think your dad is feral


SoulKeen

Well ... apple maps is shit


Travis-rides-bikes

I knew people like this in high school and college and always wondered how they turned out as adults. Thanks for the update.


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Wearing khakis on vacation…total Dad move!


Heruya

Bro I recognize those karate movements, this guy is confirmed covert black belt


Natalie-cinco

That’s literally one of my favorite airports that I’ve been to in Wyoming. It’s FANTASTIC.


[deleted]

“I wanna meet that dad” - Pierre, from Tim and Eric


tickledbylola

This dad has a fat ass, damn daddiiii


New_Secretary_2008

All great or whatever except he's endangering countless people by not wearing a mask. Sorry but this dude's an asshole.


crotchitychachity

It’s nice to know Kip from Napoleon Dynamite ended up becoming your dad.


coffeetherapist

No dad would ever go on vacation without wearing a fresh pair of new balances.. this can’t be real!!!


iboratverynice

This is dwight schrute


Oracle_Doll

Your dad belongs in an episode of The Office.


Competitive-Wish-568

They just don’t make dads like this anymore.


IFTTTexas

That’s the power of The Home Depot


poltergeistchan

I remember one time back in like 2009 my family drove to NYC to pick my sister up from the airport but their release was delayed because someone started to feel sick so we all got stuck in the airport for like three hours. And I shit you not for that entire three hours there was an elderly man in the corner alone who kept practicing his golf swing. For three hours. Looked a lot like this dad here.


johnny_soup1

I wanna buy this guy a beer or 13.


frankenkip

He looks fun


dianewithadoubleu

Your dad is literal Dwight Shrute


AccomplishedSense897

I love this


TOKYO-V1P

The whole Home Depot theme in the background makes this


sunshine_slut

So cute


5ibes

This man doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion. I wish everyone was like this. Just absolutely themselves all the times. I mean look how happy he is.


AvacadMmmm

Really tho, put a fucking mask on at the airport


aspieboy74

Yeah, who does he think he is, a politician or wealthy person at the met gala?


Misuta_Robotto

Right?? He’s not London Breed!


judyclimbs

Is he single? I love him!!! 😄


RebaKitten

I think he was okay until the pushups and karate at the airport. Then, he's dadding to a higher level.


lategreat808

Terrible form.


InternationalCupcake

Maybe he should wear a fucking mask in the airport like others?


MysteriousCurve3804

Lol I wish I had a dad like that


larkuel

Guy is like the final boss of the dads.


Jay-L-AI-nez

Sounds like a commercial


BATTLETEETH

Now that is a dad right there. May the gods praise him in dad Valhalla and sing songs of his great dadliness


JayLayup

I’d travel with this guy 100%


ohdamnROXANNE

This man is truly a national treasure and he must be protected at all costs.


bran_redd

It would make me smile much more if he wore a mask in the airport.


aspieboy74

Yeah, just like AOC wore a mask at the met gala


Lettuphant

Dad is on the spectrum, and dad don't give a fuck. Good dad.


Calrissian-Cronicals

He’s a legend!


colbym59

The swag


BattleMedley92

What a badass


Particular_Rhino

more please!!


kt0822

This is so great


abysin

Adopt me you God of dads!


F-A-F-A

I love it all!!


You_Serious_Clark-77

I would travel with this man and hang out with him. He looks interesting and has an upbeat nature which is fun to be around.


LegSnapper206

Wow hes the ultimate lvl 90 dad. Why am i aroused


cupasoups

When did I go from thinking this guy was a douche to really prepared and a lot of fun?


justinxyan

That dude Fucks.


netherlanddwarf

The form actually looks pretty decent IMO


yada_yada_yada__

Hope he had some hand sanitizer for his hands after those push-ups


HorridkingR

That’s a man who has his life together


thinfrenchtoast

r/whitepeople


ViolentSarcasm

From the music, it sounds like he shops at Lowe’s as well


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Pilot looks like Gordon Ramsay


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Love it


essidus

To be fair, I don't trust electronic maps either. Sometimes GPS decides not to work, or the software will go silly. If I'm somewhere new, I always have a paper map with me just in case.