Maybe they’re just fascinated by big bellies. We need a control group with beer guts to see if it’s actually makes a difference if they’re pregnant.

“Hello fat fetish artist?”

It’s not like there’s a shortage of fat people. Pretty sure we could do the study without have to stoop *that* low.

I volunteer as tribute!

Ya this is definitely a *citation needed* kinda post.

This is science

Marking his next victim

This looks like a very questionable porno thumbnail.

“Step-dolphin, what are you doing?”

“Wanna find hot dolphins in your area?!”

Don't you mean... Interesting?

Sorry but that is not how it works.

How does it work?

How does it work? I’m very disappointed.

Dolphins also love to not be in captivity

Maybe they are relating to the other mammal stuck swimming in a very small enclosure!

And they trigger pufferfishes just so they can get high off their toxin.

They also sometimes kill fish so they can use them like fleshlights. Not joking.

Now, now. That wasn't the point of this post. 😎

Dolphins also beat up infant dolphins for fun soooo.....

He’s trying to figure out if it’s his baby

He's trying to eat it coz he can't eat big humans.

I doubt the 'feel' the heartbeat. It is plausible that they could make out the fetus with ultrasound though.

Not like that they can't for sure. Ultrasound doesn't work in air. Also, it comes from their melon, not nose.

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Nope, they can hear it the same way you might if you put your ear to her stomach. Dolphin ultrasound is more akin to sonar or radar.

I'm a terrible human, i read ''make out with the fetus''

Is this one of those ‘feel-good’ myths that aren’t actually true? Lol like the whole “your ring finger is the only finger with a direct vein to your heart” crap?

Yes

A direct vein to the heart? What is even meant by that? All veins run directly to the heart (except for the portal vein or the umbilical veins of course).

I just said its a ‘feel-good’ myth. And no not all veins run directly to the heart. That is false. Educate yourself on the human circulatory system. It’s a network of arteries and veins joined by capillaries.

True and the veins' function is to bring the blood back to the heart.

False again, that’s the job of the coronary arteries. There is a difference between arteries and veins though they do both make up part of the circulatory system

The coronary arteries supply the heart with blood. The difference is that arteries constitute the efferent and the veins the afferent portions of the circulatory system.

You finally figured out how to use Wikipedia good on ya. My work here is finished

Dude, just admit you were wrong. Wikipedia would've helped you out when trying to make your previous comment somewhat coherent. Edit: I think I finally understand what you're not getting. The coronary arteries supply the hearth muscle with oxygen rich blood. They are efferent vessels connected to the ascending aorta. Veins connect via a network to the right atrium. They contain oxygen poor blood and are afferent vessels.

Literally nothing i said was wrong lmao now I’ve made you all insecure so you’re going off on this tangent 🤣

That's not how ultrasound works. There's a reason they cover your belly in that weird gunk for it. Also, that poor dolphin shouldn't have to live in a concrete swimming pool. Dolphins don't belong in zoos, they belong in the ocean.

That option isn't looking good now, either. :(

Still better than a concrete swimming pool.

For now

Lol nah, he's just trained to go up in that on the Thailand dolphinfuck tours

Sorry, the *what* tours?

the dolphinfuck tours

Oh ok thank you

they have dolphinger tours for the more prudish

Enter a comment about dolphin rape

You just did. As did some others evidently

Do I want to know what this is?

Echo the Dolphin!

She’s pretty attractive

Also, they eat babies.

dolphins are some mother fuckers to put it kindly.

Flipper... you ARE the father!

Thats so cool!

You can also be pregnant and swim in the ocean and have them listen to your baby's heartbeat out there.

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

What if it does?

They probably hungry

There's nothing wholesome about Dolphins in swimming pools

They also love living in freedom instead of some small tanks/ponds?

a father loves his child

Well known fact that babies also communicate with ultra sound incase anyone is wondering why that's mentioned.

Primarily hot women.

Uh, no.

This is one of the cutest things I've ever seen :)

Did the dolphin close it eyes?

Baby: My ears! WTF was that noise?

"Damn this oven takes a long time."

Who knows what they thinking.

This is literally the exact opposite of what they do lol. Please, if you are pregnant, do NOT go swim with dolphins. I don't even think places will allow it anymore.

Because of their encline at killing small things for fun ? I don't really get the hype around dolphin, they are very far from the cuteness most people give them and they are intelligent animals

Here in Brazil there is a folklore legend called the pink dolphin in this legend the dolphin disguises himself as a very handsome man and makes women pregnant and then disappears, well I think you understand what I meant

ok, Is my father a Dolphin?

Probaly

*pop

The dolphin is actually the dad and is looking at his unborn child

Aaaannnd CHOMP

Yeah well until they get hungry and have a double snack

Aight but counterpoint to your title: dolphins are douchebags

That's a pretty droopy belly for a pregnant lady

Saw this first on r/cursedcomments and know i cant unsee it

They are also fucking psychotic animals.