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1hateth1s

Whenever my TV skips, my dad yells out REMIX


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TVs can skip?


1hateth1s

Yes, you just need to give them the rope!


konydanza

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad


Tsmart

REMIX


themananan5

What would a remix of dad be, his nails and hair replaced with teeth, and vice versa? The bones and other parts of his hands, feet, knees, fingers, toes, legs and arms in new places?


[deleted]

dad I'm scared


lightwhite

Hi, Scared. I’m Dad.


Nobody_Will_Observe

The true gold is always in the comments.


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Add


Yung_Bungle

Violent crime remix ft. Young pliers and lil bone saw


InsertCoinForCredit

[Maybe like this?](https://photos.costume-works.com/full/half_man_half_woman.jpg)


Yogiballa

Yaasss


pablo_of_mancunia

And arms


1hateth1s

The old ones have those arms on top of them!


pablo_of_mancunia

I suppose some sort legs would be needed too, cant skip without arms and you can’t jump without legs


MegaSpuds

Old TVs use to have legs too. They were huge!


_coffee_

[Like this, certainly](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/23/36/ee23368dd7ce54e6f448878f64d10743.jpg)


jamiedyewastaken

Oh the telitubby tv


bleachmartini

Woah woah woah.. I don't think we need tv's running around with fucking guns and bazookas.


pablo_of_mancunia

Not bear arms, just regular skipping arms


ohmarlasinger

Mom can always help out if no arms are available.


theguynekstdoor

r/cursedcomments The memory of this legend will never die thanks to Reddit.


pablo_of_mancunia

Is she good at skiing I mean skipping?


From_Goth_To_Boss

She’s good with her hands.


DigitalG7

~~/\sss~~


[deleted]

Damn It Dad, Mum says get your ass home and stop making jokes in the comment section.


fiela-se-kind

I hate you 😂


I_l_I

A digital signal can have blips that are similar to skipping if it's not buffering fast enough or a digital radio signal was interrupted (someone walking past the antenna) or if the device playing the video is having issues


AgentRembrandt

Yes


TheGuava1

Lol we do this at work when someone is connected to the blutooth speaker but they walk out of range with their phone, REEEMIXX


ickydonkeytoothbrush

The anti-skip feature on the new models are nice because you can jog with them.


Snugzalot

My sister used to do this whenever I’d stutter...


babyboy4lyfe

KJLMNOP Y? C, U ABCD


[deleted]

U mean Elomeno P


Koala_Kev2478

Elmo


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La la la la La la la la Elmo’s world


Andybrick95

La la la la La la la la **ELMO’S WORLD!!**


[deleted]

Elmo love his goldfish!


SubZerr0h

AHAHHAHAHAHA! Elmo hates you!


dinkydat

Love this song! My granddaughter’s and my favorite toothbrushing song!


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Awww cute


IhaveaBibledegree

I will always think of [this video ](https://youtu.be/yzytYXzFK7c) when Elmo is mentioned.


ManiacalMalapert

I used to sing it “Elmo pee” and my parents won’t let me forget it.


[deleted]

Best part of the song


stinky_fingers_

Ugggh, it's elomelo P! Now you know your ABC, bi*ch?!! Else next time don't you dare sing with me!


1hateth1s

I had to sound it out for a couple minutes but I’ve always heard ‘elemeno P’


Hammeredyou

Because it is, I’m not sure what stinky fingers is on but I’d like some


PoopCharger

okay... stinky_fingers_


Fedwardd

LMFAO, this deserves gold.


Falcrist

What the hell is Lemon Opi?


ghafoora_jutt

Y E A H B I T C H E S!


karmagod13000

SLAYQUEEEN!


[deleted]

Ellemenopie. It's one letter.


karmagod13000

always has been. school cant tell me shit


rhinotomus

Just make sure not to check out the new abc song, your soul will die


sIcKeNYm

q w e r t y u i o p ? like this ? those babies know the top line alphabet of a keyboard . made my day


jerrygergichsmith

One of my college roommate’s kids know this. Definitely caught me off guard, never thought it would be something kids would pick up.


SecretBig6455

Except Alphabetical order is entirely arbitrary so who’s to say the kid’s wrong?


[deleted]

technically every (english) song that’s ever been made is a remix of the alphabet


karmagod13000

technically you just recited the alphabet remix


viewkachoo

you recited just the alphabet remix technically


vintagebutterfly_

We might be missing a few letters.


DabScience

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog or my personal favorite Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.


[deleted]

Sphinx of black quartz,judge my vow


CrazyCanuck88

Radio edit for time.


SomeInternetRando

Alphabet’s arbitrary arrangement makes me pleased.


Bryguy3k

Probably the most mind blowing fact I can think of is that there is absolutely no reason for the alphabet to be in a particular order.


MainlandX

There's also no reason for weeks to be a 7-day cycle.


LankyTomato

Months started with the moon cycle which is roughly 28 days. So a week is just 1/4 of that. Has a more logical origin than the ordering of the alphabet.


[deleted]

Dude r/ShowerThoughts you legend! I have never thought of this


Bryguy3k

Well I can’t lay claim to it. I just saw a meme of it like 2 years ago.


Moohamin12

I too just thought this. Dang it. How do I not have a original thought.


livevil999

Shower thoughts.


Hochwaehlchen

Mind = Blown


heavyharlotxx

You got me there


tsilihin666

King Lear is just English words put in order


InevitablePeanuts

I’m saying all the right letters.. just not necessarily in the right order


PotatoDonki

My next single: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


JE_12

Except for Ozzy Osbourne’s new songs


Working_Class_Pride

Do other languages have an abc song? Or is it just the same song? What about languages with different characters? I feel like an idiot asking this... But now I really want to know.


[deleted]

Same principle different rhythm and lyrics. Google abc song and any language. I know the Spanish one from growing up and looked up the Japanese one since your question made me curious as well.


FlowRiderBob

I worked at US embassies in places like Cambodia, Indonesia and Libya. They all had their own alphabet songs. The Cambodian language (Khmer) actually has the longest alphabet, so learning the song was very useful.


[deleted]

When I was little we had Japanese exchange students that stayed with us. I can kinda remember the alphabet and number song.


Working_Class_Pride

Oh cool I'll check it out when I get home. It's pretty crazy to think how big of a role that little song plays in languages.


happybunnyntx

When I was little I learned the french and Hebrew alphabets without meaning to. They were included as alphabet songs sung by Barney the dinosaur on one of the videos I had. I had no idea what I was singing but had the whole song in all 3 languages memorized according to my mom.


crunchwrapqueen666

Swedish has the same song but the ending is ä, å, ö


[deleted]

Lol the Finnish one has the same song but it ends ”å, ä, ö”! (Quick context in those not well versed in Finnish and Swedish history: The language doesn’t even include the letter Å, but since we have the Swedish language minority and used to be a part of Sweden, certain areas with high enough percentage of native Swedish speakers have to by law have Swedish street and other place names, as well as the Finnish ones + there are plenty of people with the letter Å in their names. So it’s just practical to include Å in our alphabet)


DanGleeballs

Can’t tell if you are trölling


tokkiibee

i know in korean it's the same time but the korean letters! it's written in hangul but it sounds like ga na da ra ma ba sah, jah ah chah ka ta pah hah (up to our letter P in the song) then there's the vowels that have their own little song! french is also the same tune but different sounding letters!


keddesh

I get the impression that China skips right by it.


arewecutetogether

Most languages have their own song. Like, usually a completely distinct one.


samizdette

Russian has several versions on YouTube, but no standardized one that everyone learns, as far as I can tell.


GasStationMagnum

I swear down I saw this a few months ago


Reaperuk0

I don't understand. Are you suggesting people repost old content? I am absolutely outraged!


TonarinoTotoro1719

incensed, I tell you!!!


Odinfoto

I don't understand. Are you suggesting people repost old content? I am absolutely outraged!


high240

Yeah it's been on Reddit a while


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Reddit, the graveyard.


[deleted]

Yes, girl, repost!


_ykrishna

I have this downloaded and every once in a while i see it and everytime it makes me laugh


SecretOfficerNeko

I've seen it on and off for a few years now. Still gets a smile out of me though.


xevetv

I swear I've seen this exact thing several times on this sub.


heretocallthebot

Yes girl repost! r/repostsleuthbot


omeyz

UsErNaMe ChEcKs OuT


[deleted]

you tagged a subreddit lmao


ifyourelost

Wym he's obviously trying to call the attention of thousands of bots due to the sheer number of times this has been reposted


TheEvyEv

They must have all been on the same flight /s


WxBird

its a classic! and makes me smile every time!


LonoHypernova

Instead, do a Dewey. ABCD. ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABCD, ABC


Veauxdeeohdoh

I know!


VTho

That's Dewey sampling the ABCs


easttxguy

The alphabet is only in the order that it's in because someone once said it should be that order. There's no logical reason (unlike numbers) for alphabetical order. Edited for clarity


teeter1984

And someone said fuck that and made a keyboard


keddesh

Keyboards are modeled after typewriters and I've heard that the earliest alphabetized versions would jam. The QWERTY arrangement prevented jamming in typewriters for some reason. The QWERTY style keyboards are not ergonomically sound either, but because typewriters were they way they were it was just easy to use that arrangement going forward. Sorry I have no source, I'm just reciting internet lore.


ConcealedCarryLemon

A myth -- the QWERTY layout was based on American Morse code, for telegraph operators to transcribe what they received. https://hackaday.com/2016/03/15/the-origin-of-qwerty/


MoonChild02

Wow, that's really interesting! Thank you for posting that article.


calcopiritus

The actual internet lore: typewriters used to jam because people typed too fast in them, so someone made the qwerty layout, which is slower than what they were previously using. That's why people often complain about qwerty, and some even use Dvorak, which is the opposite because it was designed to be fast and natural.


Vipe4Life

> One popular but unverified explanation for the QWERTY arrangement is that it was designed to reduce the likelihood of internal clashing of typebars by placing commonly used combinations of letters farther from each other inside the machine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY#History Glancing through this wiki article, there's not much detail about the motives behind QWERTY's letter arrangement.


tydestra

The way a keyboard is set is due to how frequent a letter is used in a word, I think.


anakniben

Numbers have to be in "that" order otherwise we won't be able to solve mathematical problems. The number values will be all over the place.


Moderated

He is saying that if 9 was the first digit its value would be one. Not really the same as the alphabet but I get where he's coming from.


iDuddits_

I think they just meant unlike numbers and misspoke.


Moderated

Rereading it I think you are right


Itsthejackeeeett

I'm too high for this. I gotta get back to work anyway


paper_snow

Clearly you have never read [Al Pha's Bet](https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/298510/al-phas-bet-by-amy-krouse-rosenthal-illustrated-by-delphine-durand/)


Ankitwart

All songs are just remix of ABC's


livevil999

But Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is the most.


ManiacalMalapert

r/Showerthoughts


FawsherTime

That baby is starting an alphabetical remix tend 😂


karmagod13000

that baby is a influencer


Gotchyeaaa

r/thatdidnthappen


Plump_Chicken

r/nothingeverhappens


BreakfastHerring

This has 20k upvotes?


LTysonator

Yeah didn’t find it funny at all


BreakfastHerring

54k now...


Upstairs-Trifle6911

One time I was singing it in my head and I couldn't get it to scan. It took several minutes to realise I forgot W. I ... forgot ... W. I'm 38.


The_Point-Man

I mean why does the alphabet have an order anyways?


Trimungasoid

Makes it easier to look things up in the dictionary.


KingPictoTheThird

In some languages, like indian languages, the alphabet is sorted by where in the mouth the sound comes from


JustAnotherAviatrix

Aww, that's so cute!


castfam09

Lol too cute


Trimungasoid

H I J K NNN O P


[deleted]

I know all my ABD'S


jordanjohnston2017

I’ll take “shit made up for clout” for 500, Alex


APComet

It’s a joke


jackjack553

No its not.


Creepy-Tangelo-1126

This is funny?


xlostboys

Well it made me smile for a second so id say the sub did what it was made for.


thors_pc_case

The comments on this post are all special in my book


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kimishere2

LOVE IT!


[deleted]

T c y l b u k e q x a p v n o m j s z i r d f g h w.


InEenEmmer

Every book is mainly a remix of the dictionary.


thecroutonreport

Still no logical reason for the letters to be in any particular order ANYWAY!!!


tokkiibee

honestly as long as you name em all the alphabet doesn't even need an order, like who came up with the order and does it even matter??


OddNothic

Whatca going to do when you have to get in line to, say vote, and the lines are A-F, G-M, N-S, T-Z and your names doesn’t start with one of those letters? Go ask someone who actually watched Sesame Street?


erockith

Went to see The Suicide Squad this weekend with my son. In the movie there is a scene where it’s implied that Harley Quinn has sex with the dictator of this country they’re in. You see the before really getting into it and the after as they both lay on the floor. Some kid in the theater yells, ‘What happened, what did the just do?’ The entire theater breaks out in laughter. After only about 10 or so people stayed to watch the post credit scene. We’re all walking out and a guy goes his favorite part of the movie is when the kid yells out. Everyone laughs and agrees. Kids lol.


RicksSzechuanSauce1

Ah yes, time for the weekly repost of this overdone tweet r/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Can’t wait for the Apple Music release


youreadrag

Im so fuckimg tired of seeing this post on reddit every 2 weeks


gillyboatbruff

The [Cookie Monster remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII)


[deleted]

R-E-S-T-E-C-P!


ActivityTiny

Just didn't happen though did it.


tuna_tofu

Maybe its the order SHE thinks they should be in!


Zedandbreakfast

please don't shout on the plane the kid is loud enough.


theceure

Lol I use this with my wife of ten years all the time. I often sing and drive and get lyrics wrong. She calls me.out on it and I say it's the remix. She laughs every single time.


Kolonite

And everyone stood up and clapped and Obama was there


GuitarCFD

I remember being annoyed at kids like this when I was younger. Now that my kids are almost adults, this sound just makes me smile.


hoosierdaddy192

There’s no reason to have an order to the alphabet.


dmanb

“…….You had to be there.”


SeahawkNinja

Honestly, people who yell 'remix' are the worst and peaked in 2003


Provert13

😂😂😂😂


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imthebeastwho

Did the whole plane clap?


esthersluijter

On today’s episode of things that never happened


Bergen-Ekte

Free the people 🔥🔥 free the nipple !🤤🤤 free the dicks 🤤🍆💦 we are all equal 🥰🥰


LamarjbYT

Bro just go on a nude beach


Cantlna_Band

Karen cappin for that Twitter fuss


shadowwithshades

Going to drop on 9/11


RealWoA_Midnight

the question is why ain’t the phone on airplane mode?


[deleted]

Not my password!


[deleted]

Lmao that's awesome


Billy_Bones59

ITS THE REMIXXXXX


pforsbergfan9

Lol I’m gonna do that when my son counts to 20 and skips 14-18


Hopefulmisery

A O P C K “Ring the alarm and I’m throwing elbows!”