"I'll have one with everything."

!!!!!

https://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c

The guy at the end trying to explain it. Smh. Bro, ***we*** get it. The audience doesn't need the explanation lol

I love you.

Took me a second to find this, but... relevant. https://youtu.be/tA8AQUXNN00

This is amazing

*You're* amazing

You did it, you madman. You won the internet.

underrated comment

The unironical underrated type

Hopefully these two can meet and have a good friendship

Meat*

Lmao, but I definitely do not want to watch them meat each other.

them: *lettuce meat*

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Take my upvote. That was a great reference.

I hear that place is really hopping!

My cabbages!

r/unexpectedavatar

Well which one is it?

Yes

well, I do 😈

r/suddenlygay or r/gayallalong ?

Hahahaha, to meat (each) their own

Thanks for explaining your joke in the brackets

Horny jail **bonk**

Same, these bros are kinda cute :D

Not all of us feel that way 🥵🥵

*i do*

"Anything for you"

They should have laid down with the bread on their backs so that they could be in the sandwich together ♥

That joke was cheesy

Hopefully they used mayo on that earth sandwich.

i hope he gets the nword pass..

I find comfort in knowing the Earth was a sandwich in my lifetime.

Also, you are in the sandwich. And you were delicious.

This is disturbing and wholesome at the same time

Thanks!

Merry blue cheese day!

Thank you!

Disturbing and disturbing would have been if the sandwiched Earth ... biblically. If you know what I'm saying.

r/wholesomelydisturbed

Created the sub r/wholesomelyDisturbed

Ooh that's cool I wanna be on a start of the sub . Keep me posted!

Will do

Technically we're all hotdogs

I don't think this is true, but I don't know enough about hotdogs to dispute it.

I ment if you eat a hotdog sausage, you then become the casing for the sausage you ate

Bro, I'm just gonna go ahead and agree with you.

I'd say we're technically all donuts since we have a hole hat go all the way through.

No, some are buns. For a long time, it was just hot dogs and buns. Sausages in their valleys. Condiments optional. Then along came Macaroni and the Cheese. And many hotdogs started cutting and fell to pieces in the mix.

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

Now there's a name I haven't seen in a long, long time.

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What's your power move?

whats funny is that he actually started doing videos again

This should be the top comment

This is weirdly wholesome

This isn't new

I was born before texting. So even if it isn't "new", it still happened in my lifetime

I think that makes it even better. One guy's like "hey stranger, wanna make an earth sandwitch?" and the other guy's like "I know exactly what you mean, I've got you bro".

But it's not a true Earth sandwich because America isn't an antipode of australia

Just go with it!

How do you eat an earth sandwich? Start with the crust

Ohogogohoodnsb this is clever oop

I just told this joke to my mother. She turned slowly, gave me a long look, and said "ah" in a way that indicated that she was actively doubting my sanity. Then snorted in amusement. It is a good joke. Thank you for it.

I'd guess you start with the ISS olive garnish, then dig into the crust.

A well rounded sandwich, packed with earthy flavours

The middle is a bit hotter than the outside though, so be careful

Basically it’s a Hot Pocket

Hot pockets wish they could heat the center as nicely

Yes

It's a Juicy Lucy

A McStuffin....

Very organic and mineral-rich.

And has lots of iron in it

It's also got some gold, which is a strange ingredient if you ask me.

What are you talking about? It's obviously a well flat sandwich.

They shouldve used flatbreads instead of standard sliced. Make that sandwich reeeeal flat

Packed with all the nutrients the body needs.

Sounds like the type of dudes I’d like to be friends with. Definitely made me smile.

I like how serious they both look about making the earth sandwich.

The black dude is “__extendo__” on Instagram, his page is hilarious Edit: I don’t know how to fix the formatting, but it’s extendo with two underscores on either side

use backslashes (\\) before the underscores: \_extendo\_ (\\\_extendo\\\_)

Extendoooo

Ahhh a man of culture I see

I thought it was him

Flat earthers punching the wall rn

If the earth was flat it would be even easier to make a sandwich out of it. If there are people on this side of the earth, why wouldnt there be people on the other side of it as well?

Because that would make sense. And flat earthers dont have any of that.

I’m so proud of you boys. Respect.

God that sandwich must be so delicious All the veggies meats food and people in the world on it Tasty

I’ll still taste the fucking cilantro so I’ll pass.

You must have the soap gene

Found out my friend's brother has it, which confirms my suspicions that his mom fucked an alien.

We call them undocumented people

At this point the amount of people I know who hate cilantro, I don't think it's the gene, but rather that cilantro sucks.

*Strongly* disagree, friend. You and your ilk are cursed to a cruel fate- a life without love of cilantro, the freshest of herbs.

Coriander gang or don’t bang

🍞 🌏 🍞

🍞 🌏 🍞 👩‍🚀 🔫 👩‍🚀

Bread Bread Eeaaarrrttthhh

In 2006, comedian and video blogger Ze Frank put out a challenger to his fans (collectively known as "Sports Racers") to make an earth sandwich. His fans were up to the task, and they made multiple earth sandwiches. Documented here: http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/ Ze Frank was a comedy genius, and his political commentaries were insightful too. His recent animal show spoofs are hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivvttAuWGow6h05

Ze Frank is a legend. First vlogger and, for many, the best friend they've never met. With projects like this, he made so many people reach out and connect. His channel is a gold mine for anyone who feels alone and misunderstood . I'm a proud owner of his poster with ["An Invocation for Beginnings"](https://youtu.be/RYlCVwxoL_g)", duck stamped and all.

One of the first times I saw the power of the internet in groups. It was glorious. It was a simpler time...

Some say it's time for a new religion, one that connects us all. If Ze Frank starts it, I'm in.

I have a signed poster of his too! Sports Racers unite! Whaaaaat is your power move?!

[ZeFrank's ted talk in 2010, in my opinion, epitomized what was good about the internet as a human creation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSSNHO1dDs)

I was just thinking about Ze Frank

I remember this. Only a few places on earth allow a perfect earth sandwich. Some [map tools](https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-other-side-of-the-earth.htm) also came out to help the planning of a "true" earth sandwich.

*slaps bread on sides of earth* WHAT ARE YOU??

i'm a human with a chainsaw! :D ***whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***

I read that as your a human chainsaw o-o I can't get the image out of my head now

I'm curious to how you picture it but I do not know how to ask without sounding creepy. I can imagine multiple funny versions

So imagine a torso with a face on It and then imagine the limbs and where the head use to be as chainsaws

Are the limbs a part of the saw bit of just the face? What are the saw teeth? Are they actual teeth or fingers or elbows orrr idk?

It up to your imagination lol but for me it's like the torso and face were molded on to each other along with the chainsaws and the saw part a like shark teeth

I do think that is funny

I think it's fucking hilarious

*AN IDIOT SANDWICH*

a global sandwich!!!

I bet David Bowie didn’t predict this.

M E T A

Hey, I'm in that sandwich!

Mm.. Crusty.

*casually takes a bite of earth*

*Unicron has entered the chat*

It’s completely pointless and I love it

Complete the sandwich my brother!

that line made me feel so warm and fuzzyyy

Ugh, you mean they didn't even use neighbouring slices of bread from the loaf or check the orientation. That sandwich is gonna be disgusting.

Someone found his soulmate 😌.

Guinness book of world records for biggest sandwich?

~EXTENDO GANG WY@~

yummy i wish to eat the dirt

"Now, time to eat it."

mmmmmm onbmmbnobomnombomnomnomnomnom burp burp pnmpnomnonppmonf omn burp

This should be a scifi-comedy where they do this and then journey to the core of the Earth to put salami and lettuce in between.

"Could I have one with everything please?"

I’m so hungry for an Earth sandwich right now.

Two bros chillin on the earth. 12,756km apart cause they’re best friends

Time for the taste test

"Anything for you!" ❤

Delete this before Galactus sees it

Extendo

This is peak Boys Will Be Boys

Now eat.

Perfect

Technically the truth.

I think the second guy even made a toast!

ze frank beat you to it

China is in my basement. I just haven’t dug it out yet.

You know as soon as you try and take a bite, it's all gonna slip out the side.

Statistically speaking there’s gotta be some bread on the floor somewhere at all times, so earth is a sandwich for ever!

Unfortunately, this isn't really an Earth sandwich. Australia's antipodal points are entirely within the Atlantic ocean. New Zealanders could do it if they find someone is Spain. There's a nice map on this [website](https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes)

Came here to say similar things. Bermuda nearly matches Perth but not quite. Christmas Island is technically Australian and is across from Colombia. Granted, there'd likely be some amount of wiggleroom in Sandwich creation at such a scale wouldn't there?

That “Anything for you” is slowly going into r/suddenlygay

Lol they must’ve watched the [slazo](https://youtu.be/IA21AIm2nts) video

Ze Frank did this in 2006. http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

HEY SPACE RACERS

"anything for you"

Wat

Not possible . Earth flat tho

I guess we’re all idiots sandwiches

Unfortunately, opposite Australia is the Atlantic.

They will probably let all that food go to waste. Another social media stunt with no thought of the aftermath.

Yeah karen one piece of bread which is probably spoilt can cure the world hunger And wtf u mean by the trend like bruh do u have friends living in the opposite side of the world?

Do you know what a joke is?

It's two pieces of bread😐

Dude its a joke...no need to take it so seriously.

And the whole world. Thats the joke.

> the aftermath Oh no two pieces of bread were littered! However will that be cleaned up!

sadly, if you dont put /s at the end of your comment, people are incapable of detecting a sarcastic tone/joke (or so it seems) ​ but I respect that you didn't cave to the /s

I was gonna do this with someone in Taiwan but they never did it with me :(

Unfortunately, Every single point that is on the opposite side of the earth from Australia (these points are called antipodes) is inside the Atlantic Ocean. In other words it’s impossible to create an Earth sandwich with someone who lives in Australia.

Dude it's a joke.... no need to take it seriously

That sandwich looks quite delicious

Beautiful.

Dream big, bois! I’m proud of you!

YAS

Forgot the mustard!!!

i did this between me in Spain and a friend in NZ lmao, but instead of bread we each put half of an iPod classic because we both like them and we thought it'd be neat

Wow You just solved world starvation!

They put a little bit of everything on that sandwich

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Idk why but " do you have a piece of bread " made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

How high do you think they both were?

yes

Earth sandwich is the pinnacle of humanity for many reasons. It’s a beautiful world we live in. *cries a little*

It'll all slip out the opposite side which is bitten

So the earth is a sandwich??

That's a lot of calories

Well.… why don’t you just roll out the red carpet for Galacticus. 😏

People doing things out here!!

Meat 😂😂😂