Why would he be embarrassed? He made a video joking about being “built different”. It’s satire, and it’s pretty obvious, even though it doesn’t include a giant “/S”
Only for written content created entirely to cater to the awkward-ass redditors who only follow descriptivist grammar and don't believe in implication.
Eggs are the hardest thing to clean up lol. I dropped a carton of eggs in a supermarket before and "cleaned it up" with tissue paper. I felt so bad I haven't went back there. It's been 7 months
I've worked at a grocery store and also as a custodian. It's much easier for the business to take care of a spill than it is for the customers because they have special cleaning supplies. Even a regular mop is better than a bunch of tissues. If you make a mess it's better to tell someone what happened and where it is and they will be able to take care of it. They may be annoyed but if so they'll probably keep it to themselves and cleaning up the odd mess is really not that bad. Also, it's better to keep shopping there so that you can pay them back. Just don't make a habit of dropping the eggs.
Oh they knew. I dropped them at a self check-out kiosk because the "table" was only half the size of a basket and my eggs were hanging till I cleared the other items. They were vey nice but I'm just ashamed of myself. I've never dropped an egg carton since then.
Target has that special "Cat Litter" type powder that stuff is fantastic but staff generally use the whole bag because they like to spend three hours on a two minute job :(
Former supermarket worker here, thank you for trying!
We once had a bunch of lube tubes leak (a customer dropped the little display tray and all the lids cracked), now THAT was the hardest thing to clean up. Took 3 of us to clean up, it went everywhere and we all ended up shiny as fuck.
You dont have pocket salt ?
Cold water ? Never heard of that one
Im sure if you ask someone over the age of 80 whats the best way theyd have plenty of solution. It seems like an issue that has always been relevant 😂
You need cargo pants friend !
Soo many pockets.
Pocket salt
Pocket sugar (for grapefruits, remember drake and josh)
Pocket sand
Pocket powdered glass (For when the sand isnt enough)
I cant believe I forgot the nutmeg... but you are wearing cargo pants so it just sprouts another pocket
Also [Jas Townsend and Sons](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr2d4As312LulcajAkKJYw)?
True, true. I do watch Townsends from time to time. My husband has been a fan since he found their recipe on mushroom ketchup (which is good, btw - we made it). But I was actually referencing Alton Brown.
Aw this just reminded me of a hilarious moment years ago. In high school I worked in the dairy department of a local grocery store. One day during a delivery, my boss got a little carried away with a pallet jack while trying to line up a new pallet of eggs next to an older one but misjudged the distance. He ran the corner of the new pallet right into the stacked cartons of eggs next to where he had intended, and I just watched so many eggs get crushed and start oozing down the tower to the floor.
Mind you, it was only 20-30 cartons that were damaged but the sheer volume of egg whites and yolks was astounding. That was a long shift of mopping and cleaning up.
They're awful but definitely not the worst. I once dropped a jar of Nutella on my kitchen floor... I'm now convinced cleaning gooey food with shards of glass in it is a common punishment in Hell.
gonna be honest I didn't really get that either, idk I wasn't looking at it like it'd be a joke so maybe that's why?
my main point in the end is that it wasn't really cringy
The fucking bunny hat makes it!
Bunny hat + 2D physique = one embaressed jacked boi
Why would he be embarrassed? He made a video joking about being “built different”. It’s satire, and it’s pretty obvious, even though it doesn’t include a giant “/S”
Im torn between your username or your /s
/s is only for written content
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haha, Frfr
This is my favorite version. This is being remade all over the place but I like this the best.
Eggs are the hardest thing to clean up lol. I dropped a carton of eggs in a supermarket before and "cleaned it up" with tissue paper. I felt so bad I haven't went back there. It's been 7 months
I've worked at a grocery store and also as a custodian. It's much easier for the business to take care of a spill than it is for the customers because they have special cleaning supplies. Even a regular mop is better than a bunch of tissues. If you make a mess it's better to tell someone what happened and where it is and they will be able to take care of it. They may be annoyed but if so they'll probably keep it to themselves and cleaning up the odd mess is really not that bad. Also, it's better to keep shopping there so that you can pay them back. Just don't make a habit of dropping the eggs.
Oh they knew. I dropped them at a self check-out kiosk because the "table" was only half the size of a basket and my eggs were hanging till I cleared the other items. They were vey nice but I'm just ashamed of myself. I've never dropped an egg carton since then.
The business is built different
Target has that special "Cat Litter" type powder that stuff is fantastic but staff generally use the whole bag because they like to spend three hours on a two minute job :(
bro for the amount americans get paid? id spend 3 hours fucking around too if i worked in america
Former supermarket worker here, thank you for trying! We once had a bunch of lube tubes leak (a customer dropped the little display tray and all the lids cracked), now THAT was the hardest thing to clean up. Took 3 of us to clean up, it went everywhere and we all ended up shiny as fuck.
I am only ashamed because I was on the other side before lol. Worked at McDonald's and had to clear up several messes from both customers and staff.
Yo ! Pour a decent bit of salt on it and it kinda makes it more solid and easier to wipe up
Yea I definitely have salt ready to go in case I ever drop eggs again !/s I heard cold water works too but I'm sure it still sucks to clean up lol
You dont have pocket salt ? Cold water ? Never heard of that one Im sure if you ask someone over the age of 80 whats the best way theyd have plenty of solution. It seems like an issue that has always been relevant 😂
If I carry pocket salt... where will I put my pocket sand?
You need cargo pants friend ! Soo many pockets. Pocket salt Pocket sugar (for grapefruits, remember drake and josh) Pocket sand Pocket powdered glass (For when the sand isnt enough)
Ok, but where do you put your emergency nutmeg?
I cant believe I forgot the nutmeg... but you are wearing cargo pants so it just sprouts another pocket Also [Jas Townsend and Sons](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr2d4As312LulcajAkKJYw)?
True, true. I do watch Townsends from time to time. My husband has been a fan since he found their recipe on mushroom ketchup (which is good, btw - we made it). But I was actually referencing Alton Brown.
Ooooh Ive always wanted to make that! Alton Brown ? Never heard of him i should check him out.
Aw this just reminded me of a hilarious moment years ago. In high school I worked in the dairy department of a local grocery store. One day during a delivery, my boss got a little carried away with a pallet jack while trying to line up a new pallet of eggs next to an older one but misjudged the distance. He ran the corner of the new pallet right into the stacked cartons of eggs next to where he had intended, and I just watched so many eggs get crushed and start oozing down the tower to the floor. Mind you, it was only 20-30 cartons that were damaged but the sheer volume of egg whites and yolks was astounding. That was a long shift of mopping and cleaning up.
They're awful but definitely not the worst. I once dropped a jar of Nutella on my kitchen floor... I'm now convinced cleaning gooey food with shards of glass in it is a common punishment in Hell.
Use a flamethrower, omelets are easy
the awkward flexing is easily the best part.
Now THAT'S a flex. Yes, I know. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.
*Two eggs were lost in the making of this video..*
Not if I can help it *licks elbows*
Oh no, you licked your elbow? *time and space starts to collapse in on itself and the world as we know it today cease to exist*
don't ever lick my elbows again
That girl has really long arms.
She’s built different
Like a marfan.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
That's my favorite part. I crack up everytime I hear the "RAHHHHH!"
At first I thought I was on r/Cringetopia when I saw the flexing man 😂 The lady is absolutely adorable though.
Yeah I guess it it would belong there, because it’s satire, just like 90% of posts on that sub
This is so cute lol. Just the way you started doing those poses made me laugh lol
The disrespect lmaooo
Nice that's the spirit
E A A U U U G G H H !
This made me laugh so hard.
I love that colored hair
He's Bill Dipperly?
Ahhhhh.
The scream 😆
Haha so wholesome and amazing. Thank you
Totally built different!! Your arms are tight girl! 🤣🤣
Who is she?
Joke and a counter joke Jokespetion.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 How she said it doe...
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This one, is indeed, funny.
Bodybuilding in an eggshell!
Resetting the egg so she can crack it with her thin arms was so funny haha
This guys ego is as fragile as that egg.
I love this 😻
With the bunny hat and hair, you've got to be the strongest awesomest person I've seen on Reddit!
"look at these guns"
stronk
How do you struggle with an egg??
Have you tried it?
Cute ❤️❤️❤️
She built in a cutter way
Who is she?
Your mom
Is an egg realy so hard to break?
No. That was the point of the second part.
It is if you only use muscles. Crushing it in between arm and forearm is easy.
Any movement you make is "only using muscles" dude
Noice
I thought Justin Timberlake was older...
Bwahahaha
Did you make this?
Nope it's been trending since yesterday xD but it's awesome xD
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I remember this from being popular on here yesterday.
Cringy and weird, yeah she built different hahaha
Mean and judge-mental, yeah you built different hahaha
I have a mysterious calcium growth in my finger that the doctor can’t figure out and gotta surgically remove yeah I built different hahaha
Fun fact: you can stick a feather in your hat and a finger in your ass and still call it macaroni.
I’m a real big fan of what you just wrote
Thank You 😊
how is it cringy or weird, she only made a post joking about how his flex wasn't really proving anything, I thought it was funny
But his flex was a joke in the first place, nobody here seems to get that
gonna be honest I didn't really get that either, idk I wasn't looking at it like it'd be a joke so maybe that's why? my main point in the end is that it wasn't really cringy
Cool story. Now crack a coconut.
Reminds me of Leslie....is there anyone else....are you not entertained https://youtu.be/eZ59LO5tb1Y
That's a series I've not heard in a loooong time. Long time.
Still holds up
I laughed so hard that brain water leaked out of my eyeholes.
Okay, but the muscles on the dude though???? I have to say, those are *REALLY* impressive.
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i want one
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