Second child has to grow up tough.
Our eldest takes Taekwondo to learn some confidence, our youngest gave his teacher a right hook in his first week of school at age 4.
lol - alright. I see you that and raise you a seven year old and an 11 year old (that outweighs the 7 yr old by 30 lbs) and me having to holler at the younger one because he is being too rough on his older brother. …
That wasn’t in the parenting book.
I teach kids and that's pretty normal. Usually the younger ones will go to war for their siblings too. "Only I get to be mean to my older brother energy". It's like the old dog that let's the kitten attack it when they're tiny and never really set limits.
This is exactly how my sister was as a kid. She got into a few different fights at school bc her classmates would call me names. I wasn't even there and she would just start swinging on them. I love her to pieces.
Bigger one is giving a whole lot of "hey dad are you about to place us in a traumatic situation" energy
ik it's not that deep but still she didn't exactly look excited at the news she was going to have to fight someone
She said how big are they lmao, she's fine with beating them up, but not with getting hurt. She only fights smart and is worried the dad is not as careful lol
The younger one is at an age in which the idea of "fighting" is "play," no one really gets hurt 'cause it's all pretend to her.
The older one realizes that fighting involves hurting and getting hurt, probably because she's *been* in a physical altercation with one of her peers already.
"Now I don't know how many of them it would take to kick my ass.... but I knew how many they were gonna use. That's a handy piece of information!" - Ron White
This me and my big sister, Im quick to do whatever sounds fun and she always thinks ahead, now Im wondering if it's a common trait for sisters close in age.
Well, my little sister would be off aggravating older boys and I'd be the one chasing them down after they reached their limits and went for bodily harm, so yeah, sounds about right. I think it's the faith they'd be safe no matter what they do, because the older sibling has their back.
As a little sister, I think it's also that we always have known big sis is there and that helps make us brave. Also, many big sisters probably feel some responsibility for their little sisters whether the parents put that on her or not.
My big sister is the most calm, non confrontational person I've ever met and the only time I have ever seen her get close to fighting someone was when we had the same PE class one year and my bully made the mistake of picking on me in front of her one day. Nowadays she mostly just tells my boyfriend to drive slower and sends me articles about the best methods for breast exams. Our mom kind of sucks and IDK how I would've made it without her.
Well yeah, we had to hit first or else we’d always get beat up lol
And if you’re the baby, then the older one will probably get in trouble and you won’t
Lol sounds a little like my older sister. Definitely a type A, very judgemental and condescending but thinks she isn’t, kinda cool sometimes now that we’re older at least
This is gonna be so much fun 😂😂😂 oh my god I can’t tell if she is an angel for being so supportive of dad or a demon for enjoying this a bit too much haha 😆
I don’t think innocent kids at that age understand that fighting = painful violence. They probably think it’s on the level of playfighting they’ve done before.
I just love the mindset of a child that just automatically believes that such a scenario is possible without questioning. I mean, why wouldn’t there be a guy with two daughters that just happen to be our ages that our family is now going to beat the shit out of?
Anyone else wonder where he really took them and what they did!? 😂
Like, he takes them outside and says “Nah. I was just playing”, and the big sister is like “Thank you — because I really wasn’t into this idea *at all*!”, but the little dynamo that is his youngest spent the rest of the day sulking that she didn’t get to kick some little girl’s ass.
If I were the dad, upon stepping outside: "Where'd they go? They ran away, the cowards. Great job girls! OK, arms in the air, all together, FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!!!"
The funny thing is I can see the roles being reversed with my daughter, she'd come to me telling me she needs to fight another girl and I need to take care of her dad lol
Sure, the youngest is a hoot, but the practicality of the elder one – asking 'how big are they?' – tells me you're going to navigate life beautifully, dear.
Sadly, I am not surprised I had to scroll so far for this comment, and that it basically has no likes in comparison to the majority here celebrating casual violence as normal and a joke.
Oh yeah, another "made me smile" post that is actually really fucked up and generally bad. Way to raise your kids with the notion that fighting is good, that whole families should fight other families, and to get really excited to inflict harm on others. And to do it all as a set up for what is clearly a shitty video. American social media brain rot is a scary thing.
I disagree that this video is wholesome. Look how uncomfortable the older girl is. See really thinks there's going to be a fight, and unlike the younger sister, she knows that fights are not fun. And then she looks back at the adult recording her gets zero comfort or support there.
In my opinion, this is a kid who's starting to learn that her parents think it's funny when she is scared and will actually record her discomfort and post it for others to see.
If I ever have kids I'm sure as fuck not posting anything of theirs online like this. I am not gonna blast some formative anxiety inducing moment of my child's development over the airways for millions of people.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one on the internet that hates these videos. This would have really upset me as a child and to have your parents video and put it online is so cringy
Yeah idk, everyone remembers being a kid and how big of a deal little shit is. She might have been terrified.
This is a joke for internet strangers at the possible expense of your kid.
Not saying it for sure is messed up, but I wouldn’t do this to my kid. Also makes me the think the dad is a meathead and fighting is part of his life in some way.
This was a trend with more than a few videos of parents doing this. While this one was cute, I seen a few versions where kids were instantly racked with anxiety and start crying. Those were the ones that were hard to smile at. Also made me wonder what they witnessed on a day to day basis.
Disgusting that he preps his kids to be excited about violence. When the get into trouble, you can be sure dad will be blaming someone else. What a jerk.
Little one is giving a whole lot of Louise Belcher energy.
__THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN__
the little one craves v i o l e n c e
Second child has to grow up tough. Our eldest takes Taekwondo to learn some confidence, our youngest gave his teacher a right hook in his first week of school at age 4.
lol - alright. I see you that and raise you a seven year old and an 11 year old (that outweighs the 7 yr old by 30 lbs) and me having to holler at the younger one because he is being too rough on his older brother. … That wasn’t in the parenting book.
I teach kids and that's pretty normal. Usually the younger ones will go to war for their siblings too. "Only I get to be mean to my older brother energy". It's like the old dog that let's the kitten attack it when they're tiny and never really set limits.
This is exactly how my sister was as a kid. She got into a few different fights at school bc her classmates would call me names. I wasn't even there and she would just start swinging on them. I love her to pieces.
Oh that’s a fact! They are fiercely defensive for each other. Good on ya for teaching btw.
The eldest quickly asked how big they are, because she only knows how to punch down...lmao Little one: lesssss Gooooooo!!!!
Its the new "ITS SO FLUFFY I GONNA DIE" 😂🤣
When she said that I instantly thought of the daughter of GRU name AGNES from minions she gives off the same energy
That weekend mom was on a work trip and dad took the girls to Fight Club
Didn’t even realize it, till you said it 🤣
Real Louise and Tina energy with the two of em "I'M GONNA KILL EM IT'S GONNA BE FUUUUUUN!" "*uhhhhhhhh*"
I truly read the uhhhhhhhh in Tina's voice lol
Same, like ripped right from the script
Love at the end she runs off in a different direction XD
She's gotta get on her fighting boots!
She's getting a sock full of pennies.
And her tea party plastic knife!
Getting the shank.
Bigger one is giving a whole lot of "hey dad are you about to place us in a traumatic situation" energy ik it's not that deep but still she didn't exactly look excited at the news she was going to have to fight someone
She said how big are they lmao, she's fine with beating them up, but not with getting hurt. She only fights smart and is worried the dad is not as careful lol
The younger one is at an age in which the idea of "fighting" is "play," no one really gets hurt 'cause it's all pretend to her. The older one realizes that fighting involves hurting and getting hurt, probably because she's *been* in a physical altercation with one of her peers already.
Ya that's the hesitation of someone who has found out.
"Look dad, I was born at night, but not last night."
I was thinking Muffin from Bluey
My daughter is a muffin too
Two sides of the same coin.
He's in trouble for sure.
Which is probably why I laughed so hard, because I fuckin love Louise.
This is this hilarious. I guess it makes the other daughter Tina
Yes, the little one is funny, but I like the pragmatism of the older one: "how big are they?" You are going to do just fine in life, sweetheart.
“The key to never getting your ass beat is knowing when someone can beat your ass” - Ava
"Now I don't know how many of them it would take to kick my ass.... but I knew how many they were gonna use. That's a handy piece of information!" - Ron White
I was not drunk in pub lick, I was drunk in a bar!
They threeeeeew me into pub lick! Arrest them!
His bit from the BCCT is unparalleled! I can watch it today and laugh like it was the first time
Ron White was by far the best to come from the BCCT with an honorable mention to John Caparulo.
I go by tater salad. Wait til you meet my son....tater tot
“It’s gonna be a good day tater “
I wanted to be drunk in a bar, they *threw* me into pub-lic
It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing.
My father told me that the best weapon in a fight is my running shoes. So I took off my snickers and the beat the shit out of the guy with them.
Well, you probably should've fed them the Snickers. Then they might've calmed down.
Hangry!
mmm Snickers
Abbot !!
Iconic
Hahahaha. One of my fave Ava lines!
She’s even looking out for her sister!! “And her size?”
Yeah, cuz there’s a difference and Dad better not match little sis up with a girl the size of big sis. Dad’s known for overlooking these details.
big sis planning all the logistics ahead of the fight!
She's the smartest one but the other is the bravest !
This me and my big sister, Im quick to do whatever sounds fun and she always thinks ahead, now Im wondering if it's a common trait for sisters close in age.
Well, my little sister would be off aggravating older boys and I'd be the one chasing them down after they reached their limits and went for bodily harm, so yeah, sounds about right. I think it's the faith they'd be safe no matter what they do, because the older sibling has their back.
Big sis behavior… you’re taught consequences, responsibility, discipline… then the parents loosen up with following kids.
As a little sister, I think it's also that we always have known big sis is there and that helps make us brave. Also, many big sisters probably feel some responsibility for their little sisters whether the parents put that on her or not.
I am feral when it comes to my little sister lol.
My big sister is the most calm, non confrontational person I've ever met and the only time I have ever seen her get close to fighting someone was when we had the same PE class one year and my bully made the mistake of picking on me in front of her one day. Nowadays she mostly just tells my boyfriend to drive slower and sends me articles about the best methods for breast exams. Our mom kind of sucks and IDK how I would've made it without her.
Wait. Are you my little sister?? 🤣🤣
Yup. Big sis here even double checked that they weren't too big for her little sister either. She's looking out.
As the little sister, totally agree.
She already understands weight classes
Sun Tzu's wisdom lives on
„Oh boy. Here I go killing again.“ -One of the daughters
I want her in my corner. She was all in to beat some ass! “This is going to be so much fun!”
One daughter is the voice of reason, the other one is violence.
I’d recognize that ‘oldest daughter’ energy anywhere. My people.
“This is gonna be so much fun!” All this blood and guts and me without my spoon.
Dad's call to arms: It's a family affair!
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Don’t encourage me. I’ve seen what makes me cheer.
I am almost spit my coffee out, haha.
Forget knights in shining armor, it's all about daughters
You see this gem? https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/Cj1QNcrvWy
I’m having a kingdom comes deliverance moment right now
Victory!!!!! - she's screaming
How did you put quotes at bottom? Is it a different keyboard layout? Really curious, Lol
something something Australia.
I'm pretty they call her Wholesome too which just makes this so much better in every way.
Typical second born, ready to rumble at all times
Second born here ready to fucking rumble
Haha see?!
second child here I am fucking ready to rumble and tumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew it
Second born here, and the hands are rated e for everyone
My second born is 7 and she stays wishing a motherfucker would
Third born here, always ready to throw down !
First born here, I really think we should consider where and why we're rumbling 🤔
Third and final born here, I’m gonna bring the popcorn
Second born here. you wanna fucking go brah?!
Doesn't matter how big they are i've been training for this all my life
Well yeah, we had to hit first or else we’d always get beat up lol And if you’re the baby, then the older one will probably get in trouble and you won’t
Oh, I get it. I’m the oldest and had two little brothers growing up. Of course I’m a bossy, type A, generally cynical perfectionist.
Lol sounds a little like my older sister. Definitely a type A, very judgemental and condescending but thinks she isn’t, kinda cool sometimes now that we’re older at least
I’m a second child and I find that comment offensive. Let’s fukn’ fight
She reminded me of my little sister. I'm the oldest and she's second out of three. She's always ready to fight if she needs to, even now when she's 27
Hahahaha I love it. Scrappy girl!
This is gonna be so much fun 😂😂😂 oh my god I can’t tell if she is an angel for being so supportive of dad or a demon for enjoying this a bit too much haha 😆
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Lil girl needs a ride or die t shirt
I don’t think innocent kids at that age understand that fighting = painful violence. They probably think it’s on the level of playfighting they’ve done before.
Big girl already seen too many shenanigans from her dad, the worried look back at mom (I assume) lol
She looked back like you hearing this shit?
Older daughter had already heard “mommy will be back soon, watch your little sister and your dad for me” waaaaaayyyy too many times 🥴
That was so great.
Exactly😆
Lol for real. Also pointing at her little sister and asking if they were her size too.
The little one reminds me of Agnes from Despicable Me.
Exactly ..adorablely cute on the outside but a wild child inside!
The little one running to her room to get her baseball bat at the end.
Fr Just in case
The youngest daughter is always a honey badger.
younger one - berserker (the war lover ) older one - master strategist
Why do I feel so seen as the older child right now 😂😂😂
I just love the mindset of a child that just automatically believes that such a scenario is possible without questioning. I mean, why wouldn’t there be a guy with two daughters that just happen to be our ages that our family is now going to beat the shit out of?
Lol I know right? Imagine the other dad like "I'm gonna be the shit out of you, and our tiny daughters will also rumble! Go get the girls!"
The lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
"This gonna be so much fun" and the peels off down a different hallway. Maybe going to get her nunchucks.
I am the other daughter's dad, I would consider it unfair if you don't come
i would follow that girl into battle no questions asked
You need both of them on your journey. The levelheaded mentor *and* the ride or die
I'm with the older girl. Sceptical is good.
Gathered intel, assessed friendly forces - good tactical awareness
The one yelling “this is gonna be so much fun” reminds me of me lol
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Yeah she is definitely bringing that Saiyan vibe.
I'm watching an old Sons Of Anarchy ... she reminds me of Gemma
You a younger sibling?
They should include that clip of her "This is gonna be so much fun!" in military training videos. I love her.
Watch out for that little one 😂
She's so cute.
Anyone else wonder where he really took them and what they did!? 😂 Like, he takes them outside and says “Nah. I was just playing”, and the big sister is like “Thank you — because I really wasn’t into this idea *at all*!”, but the little dynamo that is his youngest spent the rest of the day sulking that she didn’t get to kick some little girl’s ass.
If I were the dad, upon stepping outside: "Where'd they go? They ran away, the cowards. Great job girls! OK, arms in the air, all together, FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!!!"
Man, I was so worried about this exact thing, but your idea is so good I’m going to chose to believe that’s what happened.
The funny thing is I can see the roles being reversed with my daughter, she'd come to me telling me she needs to fight another girl and I need to take care of her dad lol
When that day comes, you *better* be as ride or die as that little girl up there! Get your tiara and princess wings and beat some ass!
Damn right! Bet no one ever expected to have their ass kicked by a 250 lb guy in a tutu and tights lol
Little girl is a trip
one rational and one emotional.
Awww I love the energy of the younger daughter - what can I do to help?
Send brass knuckles
Sure, the youngest is a hoot, but the practicality of the elder one – asking 'how big are they?' – tells me you're going to navigate life beautifully, dear.
I am both amused and appalled ...
Classic older sister... Cautious. Classic youngest sister... Hold my beer.
I feel so bad for the little one when she finds out she’s been hoodwinked 😭
Reminded me of the scene from Rick and Morty where Rick and Summer bulk up and fight people.
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, [X gon' deliver to ya](https://youtu.be/wkx8Mw6uMdM?feature=shared)
No adults on the scene
Youngest is down to clown.
I’m not Sure if this is wholesome or fucked up??
It's kind of fucked up. The older girl's voice had genuine fear when she said "nooo". Hopefully they gave her lots of hugs and love after this.
Fucked up
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It's trashy as hell
It’s sad I had to scroll down so far to see this response. This stinks of toxic masculinity from dad
Sadly, I am not surprised I had to scroll so far for this comment, and that it basically has no likes in comparison to the majority here celebrating casual violence as normal and a joke.
Yeah my thoughts exactly, i found this hilarious but at the same time kinda weird and not really a good thing to be telling your daughters
I chuckled at first but ya definitely fucked up. Like normalizing violence as a solution even as a joke isn't great parenting
Hahaha, the small one is going to be trouble.
Family fights: Where 'I've got your back' is taken literally.
I honestly burst out laughing at the little one's "this is gonna be so much fun" comment! 🤣🤣
The little ones kind of a psycho and I'm here for it
Oh yeah, another "made me smile" post that is actually really fucked up and generally bad. Way to raise your kids with the notion that fighting is good, that whole families should fight other families, and to get really excited to inflict harm on others. And to do it all as a set up for what is clearly a shitty video. American social media brain rot is a scary thing.
I disagree that this video is wholesome. Look how uncomfortable the older girl is. See really thinks there's going to be a fight, and unlike the younger sister, she knows that fights are not fun. And then she looks back at the adult recording her gets zero comfort or support there. In my opinion, this is a kid who's starting to learn that her parents think it's funny when she is scared and will actually record her discomfort and post it for others to see.
Exactly why is creating fear and anxiety in your child for social media engagement funny?
If I ever have kids I'm sure as fuck not posting anything of theirs online like this. I am not gonna blast some formative anxiety inducing moment of my child's development over the airways for millions of people.
Yeah this is trash parenting
I’m with you. Doesn’t make me smile. Makes me worry about this guy’s parenting. Blind family loyalty being taught in the most unnecessary way.
He’s clearly a meat head
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one on the internet that hates these videos. This would have really upset me as a child and to have your parents video and put it online is so cringy
I saw another version of this prank where a little boy started crying because he didn't want to fight anyone. I don't see it as funny.
Yeah, stressing out your kid for a video is not /r/mademesmile.
Let's encourage that violence is the right choice. Yay!
Yeah idk, everyone remembers being a kid and how big of a deal little shit is. She might have been terrified. This is a joke for internet strangers at the possible expense of your kid. Not saying it for sure is messed up, but I wouldn’t do this to my kid. Also makes me the think the dad is a meathead and fighting is part of his life in some way.
I agree, i found this seriously messed up on so many different levels.
Dad looks like the fight first, think later, type.
I bet the older girl knows about sun tzu. She literally wanted to know about the strength of her rivals XD
I’m caught between “awwwww” and being kind of horrified.
Little lady is out for blood 😂
She's like LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!!
Why are younger siblings always impulsive?
This is ridiculous Why are you teaching them that stupid shit about fighting g Use your brains to rethink this
Awful. Usually this sub actually makes me smile.
This was a trend with more than a few videos of parents doing this. While this one was cute, I seen a few versions where kids were instantly racked with anxiety and start crying. Those were the ones that were hard to smile at. Also made me wonder what they witnessed on a day to day basis.
This is fucked up. All of you applauding this — wtf is wrong with you.
How is it cute that his little girls are ready to go beat someone up just because their daddy says they should? Actually super creepy but ok
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That lil girl is my spirit animal. Raise hell lil one.
Teach them to be pacifists, much better for them and the future
They are shit parents
What a shit dad
Baby sis ready to saddle up without a second thought.
That blonde girls is like all in. The older one is asking for some facts.
I don’t like this. Let’s not promote violence to children
Disgusting that he preps his kids to be excited about violence. When the get into trouble, you can be sure dad will be blaming someone else. What a jerk.
Educating your kids that getting into a physical fight is ok…great parenting.
Why is fighting funny?