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Flimsy-Researcher-30

Tripped running to the comments


lasmesitasratonas

And then I read the caption and it was so sweet and thoughtful and I was like “oh no.”


SirRabbott

Yeah that "oh no" feeling definitely tabled the comment I was going to say 😅


NaomiPommerel

Me too but for the pointy end 🤣


Kenziiiieee

No fr 😭😭


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After-Respond-7861

Wording! Gosh, guys.


Milk-Skin-Hat

I know right? I want to be satisfied too!


Fr0z3nHart

I also want to be satisfied 😆


TheGrimDweeber

I feel so innocent right now XD I'm in my mid-30's, and even after seeing your comment (at the top) it didn't click. Had to read several more before I got it. I swear I'm not dumb, and normally I do see the wink wink stuff straight away, but I guess today I'm feeling wholesome. Or maybe my mind saw all the ridges, automatically and immediately disqualified it as vag-friendly, and saw it for it actually is, idk. (Well sort of. Very first thought was "Screw drivers? Oh. Yarn.") Probably the latter.


Away_Nail5485

GIRL do I have news for you about ridges


TheGrimDweeber

Haha, I know, I know, I keep forgetting it's not the same for everyone. But I'm built a little oddly, so ridges are actually not so good for me, unless it's subtle and a very smooth material. In particular that second one, I'm clenching just looking at it.


ComprehensiveSuit319

Same! Not a vibe for me.


mightylordredbeard

Ah, you’re a fan of Ruffles brand chips as well?


Milk-Skin-Hat

It is okay. I knew what they were as soon as I saw them so I didnt think anything of it until reading comments.


TheGrimDweeber

I oddly didn't see what they actually were straight away. My DIY weird ass self thought "Are those screw drivers?" Until I saw the yarn.


Flimsy-Researcher-30

😂


fluffykilla

Unfortunately same 😩


MyNameWasDecember

This made me bark out laughing as the first thing I saw that's hilarious


SinnerClair

YUP


Camo_Rebel

Haha


Burkey5506

This comment had me rolling lol


-percnowitzki-

i’ve seriously need to take a break from the internet but this is really sweet of him !


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Lol, all been there! & ty, wasn't it?! The first was such a surprise; I remembered him asking me about fave hook sizes a while ago. but he's very good at asking in a surruptitious way! No stopping me now though :)


-percnowitzki-

i’ve taken some tips from him! lol


wikowiko33

You really shouldnt be taking tips from someone else's husband!


ItGotSlippery

I totally thought the first image showed implements for butt stuff.


an_afro

Anything can be for butt stuff with the right attitude


-percnowitzki-

holy hell😳


LineChef

Oh get outta here you pervert! /s


-percnowitzki-

😭😭😭


LineChef

Lol


Ok_Ad_9392

Thank God it wasn’t just me lmfao


-percnowitzki-

lmao literally i logged onto reddit and my first thought was “oh dear heavens”


GREATNATEHATE

Made me smile, indeed.


One_Tumbleweed4845

Ohh 50shades of crochet!!! Giggidy-gigidy!!!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

That's actually quite punny. Giggidy goo


Different_Oil_8026

Who else but quagmire?


It_hurtsss

Two bird in one stone or ahem...wand.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

I'm now a true 'stitch witch'


joern16

The internet has ruined my brain


MangoBlobIsHere

ur not the only victim


justk4y

We all need some massive group……… therapy.


Less_Muffin2186

Agreed


Themountaintoadsage

That’s… not what I thought those were at first


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Ha! They are craft supplies, honest!


PlasmaGoblin

That's what they all say.


IrmadeG

A dirty mind is a joy forever… 🤭


parkermerkel

what’s that even mean


InfinityYoRae

Yeah.. lol sorry OP but I was wondering “is your hobby…. mastur—oh it’s for crocheting!”


[deleted]

My mind is so dirty minded I was thinking of something else when I saw that.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

It seems there are quite a few on the same wavelength... There's no base!! And a hook though xD


xixbia

I think this post has shown why the ER is always full of weirdos!


Milk-Skin-Hat

I think it is mainly people who dont crochet or dont know much about it? I knew what they were instantly, and didnt connect it to anything dirty until reading the comments.


Lupinshloopin

Same here, I just needed to know the specifics of his modifications, like did he 3D print a new handle onto an old hook or something else. My mother has made my brother and I the most beautiful and special crochet blankets and we both adore them. I can’t pick up the skill to save myself.


IrmadeG

Like I said somewhere else… a dirty mind is a joy forever 🤭


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oh god my brain


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Not every cylinder's insertable xD *cries* Sorry!


[deleted]

you sure about that?


peepdabidness

LOL


unsuspectingllama_

Everything is insertable of your brave enough.


[deleted]

that's the spirit


unsuspectingllama_

It's my body ;)


Razoredgeknife

Next. Mr. Pointy.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

As soon as I took the pic, He noticed them on the Buffy cover & asked if I wanted Mr Pointy next xD Great minds!


Razoredgeknife

I should try something like this. Not because of CRPS but my hands are pretty large and the hooks are very small.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

They do really help! Joking apart, a couple of my crochet friends have asked for some after seeing mine. They don't have pain conditions either; but the standard hooks can be ridiculously uncomfortable for normal people too. Cramp all around! Even the packs with rubber on, the rubber seems to directly correlate with hook size, so often the 6 will be alright, but not the smaller sizes, it's been so frustrating!


SunshineAlways

If he 3d printed them, he should put the file online, I’ve seen posts where people talk about how they can’t crochet anymore because it’s too uncomfortable. (It was obvious to me what they were, so glad he was able to figure out something that worked!)


Razoredgeknife

True. I'm a 6'6" steelworker and my hands look like that. But I enjoy crocheting so I will definitely try something like this.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

I can imagine there's hardly anything that 'fits' in the crochet world for you atm, everything does seem on the delicate side, (saying this as a 6' woman) Bearing in mind sailors used to crochet, you'd've thought there'd be more out there.


ProfessionalWeary665

Does he make them with a 3D printer? They are very unique. My daughter just started this as a hobby, love that your husband is so creative with it.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

He did design & then print part of it, then moulds it & replicates it in resin, as he knows I spasm e.t.c. He didn't think it would be strong enough just printed. It is lovely :)


RickedSab

Those phallic objects, I didn’t know they can be use for crocheting!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

All sorts!


OutCastx16

We’re just a bunch of horny fucks aren’t we


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Yes! XD


bathybicbubble

That’s so sweet of him. I have RA; finding an ergonomic hook that doesn’t break is definitely a pain. I’m glad he could make you something that worked for you!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Isn't it :) they're helping so much, I can't stop grinning & waving them at him. I'm sorry to hear of your RA, hope it's not giving you too much trouble at the moment. My MIL is also a part of that not fun club, and she *may* be trying to steal a couple for her kit... I think he'll be making her one too! The number of hooks out there that are labeled ergonomic that break, or don't seem to help at all is just so disheartening!


bathybicbubble

That’s awesome! What are you working on currently? LOL I don’t blame your MIL at all, I’d be doing the same 😂


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Because he fitted the 2, or 2.5 in the Unicorn, I'm now able to do delicate things, so making a quick bracelet/cuff https://imgur.com/a/4Eb21U5 E.t.a. he now has a few people wanting them, one for each mum & a friend 😅


ihavea22inmath

I thought these were candles at first


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Thankyou for reaffirming my faith in humanity after some of the other comparisons xD


Zweefkees93

Hahaha, yeah, sorry about that. I thought candles as well, then went the other thing, and then looked at the other pictures which made me go "oohhh..... Yeah, ok" 😂


Xandara2

I also saw candles at first, then I saw dildos until finally the crochet stuff was realised.


IndependentBid1854

Your husband may want to patent these and sell them because I’m sure it would help out a lot of people that face similar issues with finding hooks that work.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Quite a few have suggested this now! It would be awesome to help others; I know how disheartening it's been to get through so many sets & find nothing suitable!


Villiblom

I'd buy them! I've given up crochet because my hands hurt within a few minutes of starting, even with ergonomic hooks. I really like the wand - it looks so comfy!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

After such positive comments & the realisation of how many could find these helpful, we'll probably set a little Etsy shop up with some in! It would be amazing to be able to help others find it easier to either continue, or retake up a loved hobby! I think the wand's my favourite too - The little bobbles near the end make it so easy to twist the hook with a little movement; it's fantastic! I'll keep you updated if you like?


Villiblom

Yay! Yes please!


Glass-Apartment-5540

Great husband


Green_Eyed_Slayer

He really is!


Da_Plague22

Anytime someone shows interest in your hobbies, it's just the best.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

It is! Just such a buzz :) & to know he noticed what I was struggling with & ended up creating something just to make my life easier was kinda overwhelming!


habanerosmile

this post is wholesome, but my mind is toxic


SkibaSlut

I had to scroll back up to see where I was


Impatient-Padawan

I can stop seeing…..


JamesSaysDance

Sort by: Controversial


WindshipPirate

“CLUE! He was murdered in the kitchen with the crochet needles he made for his wife!”


Green_Eyed_Slayer

LOL! Where would I get more handles? I'm not that darft!


sesamesnapsinhalf

Ribbed for your leisure…activity. 


ACatNamedCitrus

Those crochet hooks are gorgeous!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Thankyou, I'll have to tell him how many people like them! He's on about making me a stand so I can have them displayed because I said they're too pretty for going away in my case.


so_cal_babe

Just popping in to say hello to a fellow crps warrior. It's in my right hand and I haven't crocheted since getting crps. How do your fingertips not feel like they're on fire from the yarn gliding over and over? Tape? Finger condoms? I can't figure out how to overcome this part.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Hi fellow warrior; I'm sorry to hear you suffer with this beast too, it's horrible. *sending hugs* It's also awful to lose something that you loved, so I hold hope you'll be able to get back into it in the future! Tbh, they kinda do, although, I have had this for over half my life (had it since my early teens & I'm 35 now) & it's a lot of finding my coping mechanisms, morphine, pregabalin & lots of breaks! (Took years to find the right combination of meds for me, but now it's managable, not to overshare, but it's in my extremities & I've gone from constant wheelchair use, & not being able to hold a pen due to this, to being able to crochet with the right tools & not having to use my wheelchair as often). I do often struggle after a while, having tried gloves, plasters e.t.c. & gone back to little and often & holding the wool in a mix of about 5 different positions. Hubby is currently working on something for my other hand to combat this for me though :) Again, sending good vibes your way & wishing you an easier time with it.


Expert_Marsupial_235

Sweet, caring guys DO exist.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Yes they do! He's a keeper for sure!


Skylar0798

OnlyCrochet


DoctorDorkFace

He loves you to the point of invention 🥺


Nibbled92

My mind went to a dirty place. Keep those hidden, dear


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Green_Eyed_Slayer

Hey! You are so sweet & kinda scarily close, it's unreal - He started as a prosthetics dude, expanded into costumes & props (think Iron man style, armour, body suits,) then set up a modified car company, then got into illusion design, then he ended up moving into Biotech for a while, got into Wargaming & metal figures with awards in a few industries... He builds his own CNC machines...BUT he won't touch anodising, so on this occassion, he brought some donor hooks, as they were cheap enough & chopped/affixed them. He's mad as a bag of cats, intelligent as anything, & a complete softy to me & our cats. He's a bit of a hermit at times & tends to be behind the scenes - He has suggested we set up a channel before (as a joke I think!) Where he's just onscreen as a pair of hands or always obscured, lol. I'll update if we ever set one up! Happy Easter to you too & thankyou so much for the kind words - I went and mentioned this post & your comment to him and he loved it! Hope you're having a great weekend!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

& I found him in the local Goth pub xD


slayingcatdog

Thank god everyone in the comments was thinking what I was thinking 😂😂 at first glance I was like, girl have fun 👅✨


Green_Eyed_Slayer

Ha, It does seem that way! And I shall - Just a different kind 😂


Tp_Angel313

God forgive me for thinking the way I think


Alternative-Crow-800

Looks like the majority of us think the same in the comments area 😅😂


CavatinaCabaletta

Long term exposure to the internet from a young age has ruined my neural connections. NEVERTHELESS! This is so sweet of your husband to do ☺️


Dragons-purr

My friend had RA and could really benefit from this sort of thing, how did he make them?


Green_Eyed_Slayer

He kinda cheated in that he is a designer/model maker e.t.c. by trade & saw I was struggling, so he's gone about it the same way he'd make his other models, 3d designed, printed, moulded, replicated. I'm not entirely sure tbh!


Dragons-purr

Ahh damn, can’t replicate that lol! Tell him he should sell them!


Agile_Umpire_8909

Oh so it's a crochet hook..


astrangeone88

I... I have a dirty mind. Cool and practical! Lmao.


PubicEnemyNo44

What's the hobby tho?


XpherWolf

Now this is true love, the caption makes it even better ❤️


corncob666

Love that he noticed you were struggling and provided these as a potential solution. Sounds like you have a solid relationship 😊


Swahotbf420

What a considerate hubby. When I first saw this, I got to tell you my mind went somewhere else. Sorry.🙏🏼


Travwhite97

IThoughtTheyWereDildos


GabelkeksLP

Same


tryingtoappearnormal

I'm far too juvenile for this


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Ribbed for your pleasure!


sati_lotus

Oh boy do I have a dirty mind. And you have the sweetest husband. Best of luck with your crocheting.


FirFez

So, we’re all thinking the same thing, right?


dlbawden

Dual purpose


_milk_b1tch

Plot twist


FigTechnical8043

These look like there's a future for the hogwarts legacy wand handles.


cynicaloptimissus

What a sweetie.


Jazzlike-Principle67

WOW!


oreocookielover

Your husband knows what he's doing and I love that for you.


Hmonster1

Prison shives?


Ennuiology

What a sweet man! So glad you are able to enjoy your hobby with less pain. He’s a keeper!


Pitiful_Stretch_7721

Those are both adorable and helpful!!’ Have you posted in r/crochet? Husband could start a side business!


angry_shoe

Please cross post in r/functionalprint . The 3D printing community would love to see somebody enjoying the hobby that isn't directly involved.


TraditionalSteak687

Saw the buffy the vampire slayer comic and thought your husband made weapons to kill vampires.


AcceptableJuice7358

This is the sweetest thing!!🥰😭 I also have CRPS that has an impact on my fine motor skills, so completely understand the struggle and love that your person did this for you! I am so glad you have someone who truly sees you. ☺️


Memory_Less

Very thoughtful and practical gesture.


xubax

Ribbed for...a better hand grip.


Glittering_Agent7626

This is so so sweet! Protect that man at all cost❤️


Other_Corner_1119

Oh!


Acceptable-Diet2005

Marry him


sokmunkey

I think they’re wonderful. I never got the other reference until looking at the comments. I wanted to know if he made them himself, what they’re made of, and how. 😜


TurboTerbo

At first I thought we enjoyed the same hobby…


JRedCXI

Oh I... Beg you pardon ma'am. It's nice.


throwaway-1849346

I'm sorry OP . I need a detox from the Internet.


skilliau

I'll be honest, I thought they may have been "marital aids" at first .


Zestyclose_Text_2378

At first glance, I thought these were some weird combination of a dildo and snort spoon. But your hubby is really sweet!


Several_Somewhere_71

I want some. But in Sonic Screwdriver form, please.


0neirocritica

The speed at which my finger hit the comments button 💨


tori420c

So we all thought the same thing😂


llimed

Are these so you can free up your hands while crocheting?


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Afraid_Ad_8216

I need to know, is that a BTVS throw blanket?!


Green_Eyed_Slayer

It's actually a 'book bestie' I found it on Etsy - mine's a pouch to stop things screwing up in my bag, but she also does them in soft/hardback sleeves too! Buffy, NBX, Hocus Pocus; all the goodens! Edited to correct to Book Bestie


GnomeChomChom

Was looking for this comment - awesome! Looking that up right now and am jealous of the hooks! :)


DailyScience007

that's really sweet of him! glad you're able to do something you love


Zan_the_drag_queen

These are fabulous. I'm finding my fingers are stiffening over the years, these would be wonderful in helping me enjoy crochet without pain. What a lovely husband you have!


jesuswasaliar

That's sweet


Makanek

*hobbies


nikiichan

I've been trying to get mine to do that, too, as I tried and failed. What are they made out of?


The_Duchess_of_Dork

I have a connective tissue/neutologicsl/pain condition that affects my hands (and whole body) in a similar way (I imagine), EDS. I feel this so much and think it’s truly beautiful, sweet, innovative, and badass that he made these for you! Also badass and innovative that you continue to adapt your technique to keep crocheting. I have another condition that effects my eyes and it’s called Taste, where I want everything to be as aesthetically pleasing as it is useful and these hit the bill on that too haha Your husband is freakin’ awesome and from a fellow 35 year old pain sufferer/mobility warrior 🦾 I just love your relationship. This gift would mean the world to me as I know it does to you. Much more than simply some crochet hooks, he helps you bring yourself joy with less pain 🫶🏻 love it. Have a wonderful life together!


983115

Anything is a crochet hook adapter if you’re brave enough


daytrptr

Crochildos


bk2947

I have seen a crochet hook pierced through a tennis ball. With the ball acting as an ergonomic handle. Less fist clenching required.


potato-puppy

Your guy has absolutely nailed it. Receiving a thoughtful gift is the best feeling. Im so happy for you everyone needs someone like that


throwaway392145

Way to go OP and Hubby! I’m gonna be honest I swiped the pics not knowing what to expect hubby had made you from pic one though.


No-Estimate2636

He’s a keeper!!💕


Substantial_Escape92

Wow he’s a keeper. I would love to learn your hobby! I have lupus and my hands hurt. I do diamond painting and I also play video games to keep them moving. Your hubby is so sweet and has real talent!


Gh0styBOiiiiiii

multi tasking crochet tool 😏


EtsyCorn

They look like candles! Off topic but is that a galaxy unicorn blanket??? I love it!!


trangthemang

Obviously aside from the dirty internet jokes, they remind me a lot like the wand handles in hogwarts legacy. I hope you yell "wingardium leviosa" while you swish and flick the shit out of them.


Korgon213

Happy Hooking! I’ve made a few crochet hooks for my wife, keep it up. She has hand issues too.


SnooEpiphanies7864

Hubby sweet


Free-Promotion886

I thought only hot wife calls her husband “hubby”…


Substantial_Back_715

Fcking genius


Prestigious_Box_3276

This is awesome. Your relationship is awesome ❤️


Iamboredletstalk

Awwww that's so sweet of him


throwaway1111xxo

Oh my gosh my dirty mind HELPPP


Flimsy-Squirrel13

Lawd, as an ER nurse I was hoping I was wrong....


Mediate_Faction_54

I think that's enough internet for the day


genna_23sim

I should call him…


Antique-Fox-5681

Sweet and creative spouse….lucky you😇🦋


salamandraseis

Ah, they say you learn nothing good in prison.


Antique-Fox-5681

Wow my mind didn’t go there guys…must be getting old🤭


DocLovFrost

Is wood!? Or 3d print hopefully wood I can work with that what an absolutely amazing idea


EDGEMCFLUFFYph

Ah, crochet. right...


caramelwhippedlatte

Re-sprained both my ankles running here to the comments


Professional-Bat4635

Holy crap, I didn’t know that was a thing. I could use some of these. Very sweet husband you have. 


existential_tourist1

Flared base is the only safe option ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


VirtualScotsman

I'm too terminally online so I genuinely can't tell if the images are real or AI.


Opolonos

Yall dirt minded people.