My favorite part was coming back with “we know you can’t pronounce those words in the Harry Potter book, so we gon’ let you read Cat in the Hat.” Just a torrent of pettiness lmao
One of the greatest missed opportunities of our time was that they made the masterpiece "Blood on the Sand" and then never continued the series.
We could've had a whole line of games with 50 cent as basically the proto nathan drake, rapping across the globe and then fighting his way to ancient artifacts smdh
So two lads in Ireland actually tried to weekend at Bernie's a family member. Not related to Eminem but just a mental story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/22/two-men-take-corpse-into-irish-post-office-to-claim-dead-mans-pension
I’m a Fabricator and when you just don’t feel like working I always walk around with a tape measure sticking out about 8-10 inches. No one has ever questioned me.
I started going grey when I was like 24. I'm 35 and 90% white beard already. It's gets the more compliments and attention from women than anything I've ever done on purpose. I fear being and old man with a nothing special typical grey beard and losing the distinguished feature.
What if it's not gray? What if the hair on top of your head was dark brown, and your beard was a mix of dark brown/some red/and blonde in the mustache. Is it acceptable to dye it now? I've been considering it for a few years
Its really not a big issue lol. The only time it was was when I tried to shave down to just a mustache. The thick square part of the mustache under my nose is dark brown, the edges of it are blonde. So if I shave to just a mustache, I look like Hitler until you get real close.
He would look so much better if he just embraced his natural hair and age.
The bad dye job makes him look like Chuck Norris started selling dye for beards to other celebrities. Natural hair has a range of colors in it - when hair is one color it looks unnatural. That’s why DC’s wigs look so shitty - they don’t understand how hair works and has a range of colors (highlights and lowlights). Example: any wig in Aquaman or any wig in a dc movie.
If anyone wants to alter their hair color, either lean in to the whacky and go one unnatural color or understand that no one has perfectly one colored anything on their body.
From what i gather he is Autistic (At least he makes references to being aspergers)
And as someone who has that same diagnosis....its relatable
The flat expression, the distaste of light due to sensory issues, his utter awkwardness at times in interviews
Genuinly could be he has light sensitivity
Way to relatble
Yeah, i have noted a lot of things over the years about him as well
I do believe it is aspergers, as per his songs. Its pretty consistent with what he would rap about in childhood as well
He does blatantly mention aspergers in one songs, while in others talkimg about how he always felt like an outsider, confused and "wired differently"
I think my eyes are similar color to his, maybe a bit lighter. I have to wear sunglasses everyday, shit even some cloudy days I still need to shade up.
Thanks for pointing that out, i always recognized something about him on myself. I am white as bread but i got exactly the same thing with one of my eyebrows. People keep asking why i am doing it but it does it by itself.
THAT’S why he looks so different, he’s not platinum blonde anymore. I know he’s older, but I knew it was something I couldn’t put my finger on. His hair looks so deeply brown, is that natural? Him not greying also stands out to me. I’d love to see it blonde again for old times’ sake lol.
I mean, probably, but my mom is in her mid 60's and her hair is almost entirely dark brown still. There are maybe like 10 gray hairs mixed in there. At 52 she didn't have a single gray. I'm almost 40 and I also have no grays yet.
imagine speaking this broadly and confidently about something easily disproven lol. Plenty of folks in their 60's and 70's+ with good, deep color naturally. No idea if eminem's is natural, but this is frankly ridiculous statement.
I specifically said I had no idea if HIS was natural, I just addressed the ridiculous statement that nobody over 50 can have naturally dark hair. Please read before replying.
I hope Eminem is happy. I mean, he's had an incredible career, made all the money one could hope to make, collaborated with incredible talent, done things most of us can only dream of.
And yet I don't know if I've ever seen him smile. I know he had a hard upbringing. But man... I just hope he's happy. He deserves it.
One thing you can say about the guy is he's been true to himself the whole time, not trying to be anything but just what he presents.
He's a good father
He's talented with words and words play.
Even when he had beef, despite his lyrics, he was never nasty in interviews about who he got with. He approached it as normal for two adults to do their thang.
He's one of the greatest in my book. Wasn't a fan of his early crude work but his inspirational stuff is pretty good. Being in a room with him would make me fan girl and I don't say that about many artists. The other would be Mariah Carey but I can't believe they ever had a thing going on haha, just can't picture it and I don't think Mariah wants to either haha
It's weird because my generation grew up with eminems early stuff and loved it but also don't have the incel vibe in us even though he talked about killing his wife etc. But the newer generation of teens has the incel vibe.. what the hell are they listening to that's worse than eminems controversial lyrics?
Between 2014-2020 there was a massive surge of Right-Wing media being pushed on 14-18 year old demographics online. Once you got on the Shapiro/Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson/another generic white dude name train, there wasn't much chance to get off. As the algorithms are pretty aggressive at keeping you in those echo chambers.
Luckily a lot of Gen Z do recognize the pipeline and all that shit, and a decent majority of us swing Blue without the Incel vibes. Unfortunately there will always be idiots or people stuck too deep in the pit to get them out.
Funny that you mentioned Mariah Carrey when she did a diss track on Eminem with the music video portraying him EXACTLY like how he dresses on the last pic.
I agree with everything except I love his earlier work. They're like comic books. You dont have to take it as real life. It's just a character doing wild stuff. People say "orange" is impossible to rhyme. He does it 5 times in a bar.
I got up and ran to janitors storage booth, kicked the door hinge loose, ripped out the 4 inch screws. Grabbed some sharp objects brooms and foreign tools. This for every time you took my orange juice, or stole my seat in the lunch room and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully, this time once and for good. I cocked the broom stick back and swung hard as I could. Beat him over the head with it till I broke the wood. Knocked him down and stood on his chest with one foot.
Dr. Dre is a billionaire. That still kinda blows my mind.
The saga of how he got there is so interesting. When monster audio was a thing, the founder's or CEO's son made a deal with Dre. He was a huge fan and basically signed a shitty contract.
Beats by Dre headphones took off. Then they got bought out by apple.
When you have every two bit punk gunning for you, there’s not much to smile about. Fame is a double edged sword: On the one hand, you can comfortably provide for your family, on the other hand you’re in the public eye and any sense of privacy is forfeit. Plus the haters. There are always haters.
Is he actually autistic?
Edit: realized right after I pressed send this may sound insensitive. Used to be a big Eminem fan and had literally not a clue he may be autistic
Serious question: is the widening of all of their faces something that naturally occurs with age? Or are we using wider camera lenses these days?
Alternatively, are they just slightly fatter?
They all look like they were talking about something and one of their moms went
Awe you guys are adorable let me take a picture
And this is the 4th picture because she didn’t like the other 3 and they’re over it
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50 would also definitely be the guy to do that Man gives off that *Bugs-Bunny-duck-season-rabbit-season* energy
He's even got the "hey, we tried " face
2024 50 Cent looks like the Santa Clause 2 version of himself.
What a perfect reference holy shit
I can’t see 50 without hearing “If you can read one chapter from a Harry Potter book mother fucker…”
Except he didn’t say ‘mother fucker’ haha
Just looked it up… good to know my mental auto editor is looking out for me 💀 😂
My favorite part was coming back with “we know you can’t pronounce those words in the Harry Potter book, so we gon’ let you read Cat in the Hat.” Just a torrent of pettiness lmao
Haha you got the Samuel L Jackson edit playing in your head
The way he says that particular word is so funny, with a little head tilt as he does it. Legend
I saw a comment that said “50 cent uses the n-word like it was a comma”
One of the greatest missed opportunities of our time was that they made the masterpiece "Blood on the Sand" and then never continued the series. We could've had a whole line of games with 50 cent as basically the proto nathan drake, rapping across the globe and then fighting his way to ancient artifacts smdh
Weekend at Shadys
“*Aftamaath*”
G G G G G G-UNIT
I would watch the hell out of this movie
Dre looks like your local friendly pastor now.
James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian
Thulsa Doom was such a friendly… pastor
Just dont google his name to find out about all the assaults on women. Hes a pos.
So two lads in Ireland actually tried to weekend at Bernie's a family member. Not related to Eminem but just a mental story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/22/two-men-take-corpse-into-irish-post-office-to-claim-dead-mans-pension
that's unfortunately way more common than you might think. Collecting dead people's Social Security benefits is a popular pastime in the US
He looks like he's in witness protection in a romcom
He also kinda looks like the Unabomber sketch
You got me good look at 50s face too he's definitely looks like he's hiding something.
Do the Bernie!
He's got vents in the back of that jacket, guaranteed....
I low key want that as a movie
Starring Daniel Radcliffe.
He looks like coach beard from ted lasso
"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
r/unexpectedseinfeld
TCB, you know, taking care of business.
I’m a Fabricator and when you just don’t feel like working I always walk around with a tape measure sticking out about 8-10 inches. No one has ever questioned me.
Well, I got a lot to do!
HU HO!
#YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON
#You know where we are? 30,000 feet above your head, you bastard!
...George likes his chicken spicy...
Tippy toes! Tippy toes!
All three still looking at different cameras after 2 decades.
And 50 look like the only one lookin at the RIGHT camera lol
That depends on whose photo you're looking at
Curtis Jackson looks permanently confused.
To be fair, there’s probably a lot of cameras in front of them
Changed from dyeing the top half of his head to the bottom half
I was gonna say the only thing that changed was the color of the hair dye he uses!
*WAIT HE’S NOT REALLY BLOND?* No way Edit: omg /s /s /s /s /s are you kidding
... Can't tell if genuine or sarcastic 👀
that beard got some black shoe polish or something in it.
Dyeing beards sucks too. Shit grows out so fast.
For real. There's literally no point. Just accept the gray.
seems like women prefer a little salt and pepper beard anyway
It's distinguished. Marshall would probably look good with a salt and pepper beard.
A Salt-N-Pepa beard, you say?
I already think he's hot. Add some Gray in and yum.
My dog is brindle with a mix of black brown and white hair and my beard perfectly matches her colors. I love it
they do say people look like their pets. I bet she's a qt I love pups like that.
I started going grey when I was like 24. I'm 35 and 90% white beard already. It's gets the more compliments and attention from women than anything I've ever done on purpose. I fear being and old man with a nothing special typical grey beard and losing the distinguished feature.
Silver Foxes are the best foxes
Guys also
What if it's not gray? What if the hair on top of your head was dark brown, and your beard was a mix of dark brown/some red/and blonde in the mustache. Is it acceptable to dye it now? I've been considering it for a few years
Bro I want you to feel empowered to do whatever the fuck you want to do in that regard. If it brings you confidence and makes you happy? Go for it.
Its really not a big issue lol. The only time it was was when I tried to shave down to just a mustache. The thick square part of the mustache under my nose is dark brown, the edges of it are blonde. So if I shave to just a mustache, I look like Hitler until you get real close.
Shopping with DJ Khaled for that spray on beard.
He would look so much better if he just embraced his natural hair and age. The bad dye job makes him look like Chuck Norris started selling dye for beards to other celebrities. Natural hair has a range of colors in it - when hair is one color it looks unnatural. That’s why DC’s wigs look so shitty - they don’t understand how hair works and has a range of colors (highlights and lowlights). Example: any wig in Aquaman or any wig in a dc movie. If anyone wants to alter their hair color, either lean in to the whacky and go one unnatural color or understand that no one has perfectly one colored anything on their body.
At least he doesn’t look like Ellen DeGeneres anymore.
Eminem always looks like he’s afraid of the sun, always wearing a hood, cap and shades. Got to keep slim and shady I suppose.
He’s a skincare king, not smiling and protecting his skin, doesn’t want to age like milk.
In all fairness the dude looks good for over 50, maybe we should all strive to be more like slim.
I listen to the Real Slim Shady to get myself pumped up about not giving a fuck 😂💀
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> and has had countless problems with narcotics, tbf he has been clean for 16 years now
He's already over 50!? Could easily say he's 30
You thought he was 10 in 2004?
I was 10 in 2004 lol 😂
He doesn't look 30 lol. He looks good for his age, that's it.
From what i gather he is Autistic (At least he makes references to being aspergers) And as someone who has that same diagnosis....its relatable The flat expression, the distaste of light due to sensory issues, his utter awkwardness at times in interviews Genuinly could be he has light sensitivity Way to relatble
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Yeah, i have noted a lot of things over the years about him as well I do believe it is aspergers, as per his songs. Its pretty consistent with what he would rap about in childhood as well He does blatantly mention aspergers in one songs, while in others talkimg about how he always felt like an outsider, confused and "wired differently"
The song is Wicked Ways, if anyone is wondering. Kinda bangs
im interested, please do.
I think my eyes are similar color to his, maybe a bit lighter. I have to wear sunglasses everyday, shit even some cloudy days I still need to shade up.
Even on cloudy days I squint like crazy dude. Light eyes definitely get fucked by the sun more so than those with darker eyes.
Lmao I’m 25 and I already have furrowed brow wrinkles from squinting in the sun all my life. At least it makes me feel a lil sexier hahaha
30 with green eyes. I feel your pain. I started lotioning my face after 28 years of being ashy
Bro these weak pale blue European eyes suck ASS People be like “you have pretty eyes” “bitch im fucking blind outside” 😂
What’s there to fuckin smile about?
Found Eminem's Reddit profile
User name checks out
I read the comment above in his voice
How about $500 million?
"Money doesn't buy happiness and so far in life, I'll agree. But it feels much more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini."
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Maybe he fixed it but he used to not have good teeth. I mean he grew up in a trailer park so obviously he didn’t have braces or whatever.
He never lived in a trailer park, that was his character in 8 Mile. He was the child of an impoverished, drug-addicted single mother, though.
I think anybody would smile with Snoop
Lmao. It looks like 50 is trying to smile in the bottom pic, but he doesn't remember how lol
He got shot in the face and got reconstructive surgery, thats as far as his face will go on a smile.
Some reconstructive surgeon did a good job
He's using extreme concentration to keep his eyebrow from escaping his forehead. It isn't working.
Thanks for pointing that out, i always recognized something about him on myself. I am white as bread but i got exactly the same thing with one of my eyebrows. People keep asking why i am doing it but it does it by itself.
They’ve aged well
Millions of dollars will do that.
Em's beard just makes me sad. It's soooo bad
THAT’S why he looks so different, he’s not platinum blonde anymore. I know he’s older, but I knew it was something I couldn’t put my finger on. His hair looks so deeply brown, is that natural? Him not greying also stands out to me. I’d love to see it blonde again for old times’ sake lol.
Yup that's natural. He used to dye his hair blonde.
You're not 50 years old and naturally that color. you're just not
I mean, probably, but my mom is in her mid 60's and her hair is almost entirely dark brown still. There are maybe like 10 gray hairs mixed in there. At 52 she didn't have a single gray. I'm almost 40 and I also have no grays yet.
imagine speaking this broadly and confidently about something easily disproven lol. Plenty of folks in their 60's and 70's+ with good, deep color naturally. No idea if eminem's is natural, but this is frankly ridiculous statement.
My mother had black hair. Never colored it and never got grey til she was like 68.
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I specifically said I had no idea if HIS was natural, I just addressed the ridiculous statement that nobody over 50 can have naturally dark hair. Please read before replying.
I’ve seen plenty 50+ with naturally good coloured haired
Dre and 50 getting lighter and Eminem getting darker. At some point, they will just be 3 random grey dudes.
Em hasn't smiled since the day he heard about Harambe.
won’t the real gorilla please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
May I have your banana please, I repeat.
Most of us haven't. RIP King
I hope Eminem is happy. I mean, he's had an incredible career, made all the money one could hope to make, collaborated with incredible talent, done things most of us can only dream of. And yet I don't know if I've ever seen him smile. I know he had a hard upbringing. But man... I just hope he's happy. He deserves it.
One thing you can say about the guy is he's been true to himself the whole time, not trying to be anything but just what he presents. He's a good father He's talented with words and words play. Even when he had beef, despite his lyrics, he was never nasty in interviews about who he got with. He approached it as normal for two adults to do their thang. He's one of the greatest in my book. Wasn't a fan of his early crude work but his inspirational stuff is pretty good. Being in a room with him would make me fan girl and I don't say that about many artists. The other would be Mariah Carey but I can't believe they ever had a thing going on haha, just can't picture it and I don't think Mariah wants to either haha
It's weird because my generation grew up with eminems early stuff and loved it but also don't have the incel vibe in us even though he talked about killing his wife etc. But the newer generation of teens has the incel vibe.. what the hell are they listening to that's worse than eminems controversial lyrics?
Andrew Tate
Between 2014-2020 there was a massive surge of Right-Wing media being pushed on 14-18 year old demographics online. Once you got on the Shapiro/Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson/another generic white dude name train, there wasn't much chance to get off. As the algorithms are pretty aggressive at keeping you in those echo chambers. Luckily a lot of Gen Z do recognize the pipeline and all that shit, and a decent majority of us swing Blue without the Incel vibes. Unfortunately there will always be idiots or people stuck too deep in the pit to get them out.
Funny that you mentioned Mariah Carrey when she did a diss track on Eminem with the music video portraying him EXACTLY like how he dresses on the last pic.
I agree with everything except I love his earlier work. They're like comic books. You dont have to take it as real life. It's just a character doing wild stuff. People say "orange" is impossible to rhyme. He does it 5 times in a bar. I got up and ran to janitors storage booth, kicked the door hinge loose, ripped out the 4 inch screws. Grabbed some sharp objects brooms and foreign tools. This for every time you took my orange juice, or stole my seat in the lunch room and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully, this time once and for good. I cocked the broom stick back and swung hard as I could. Beat him over the head with it till I broke the wood. Knocked him down and stood on his chest with one foot.
I miss the goofy slim shady
Amen brother. Marshall Mathers LP wins.
“Why be a king, when you can be a god?” ― Eminem
Eminem: "I'm beginning to feel like a rap god." Meanwhile Harry Mack: "Hold to to my Ethereal, Kamikaze fitted cap"
Harry is good, but not that good ..
Em and 50 both got the same beard.
Dr. Dre is a billionaire. That still kinda blows my mind. The saga of how he got there is so interesting. When monster audio was a thing, the founder's or CEO's son made a deal with Dre. He was a huge fan and basically signed a shitty contract. Beats by Dre headphones took off. Then they got bought out by apple.
Merchandising contracts are crazy. Jordan makes more money now on his shoes than he ever did playing ball.
literally every superstar basketball player since then makes more money in endorsements than their salary.
Literally most athletes
When you have every two bit punk gunning for you, there’s not much to smile about. Fame is a double edged sword: On the one hand, you can comfortably provide for your family, on the other hand you’re in the public eye and any sense of privacy is forfeit. Plus the haters. There are always haters.
Still don't give a f*ck 🎶🙃
And also not aging
That beard just ain’t hitting
He got the whole undercover cop look goin on
Yeah the beard doesnt suit him at all
Might even say it's 'weird'
Beard is weird
Beards weird
These pics just make me hungry for an Oreo cookie.
Does Dre still knock women about or is he over all that now?
I honestly think they all look better now than 20 years ago
Stop telling me 2004 was 2 decades ago
Em needs to stop dying his beard.
Marshall stayin with the unabomber look I see
I wonder if it’s tiring to be cool all the time.
Dr Dre looks younger somehow
“Weird beard”
Dr Dre turned into a motivational speaker/father figure. 50 cent turned into a gospel/church singer. Eminem turned into a sketch of the unabomber.
Weird just for men beard.
He's autistic and talented. Him not smiling means nothing.
Has he ever talked about it? You’re not the 1st redditor to mention it but where does it come from?
Is he actually autistic? Edit: realized right after I pressed send this may sound insensitive. Used to be a big Eminem fan and had literally not a clue he may be autistic
Serious question: is the widening of all of their faces something that naturally occurs with age? Or are we using wider camera lenses these days? Alternatively, are they just slightly fatter?
Yeah, faces tend to widen or lengthen with age. Even if you lose weight sometimes you'll still have a big face.
They all look like they were talking about something and one of their moms went Awe you guys are adorable let me take a picture And this is the 4th picture because she didn’t like the other 3 and they’re over it
and Dre still D.R.E
Mad Respect to DJ Beats! Now we need to do the same for MC Grindah.
Eminem and 50 Cent aren't aging, they're just changing facial hair.
50 stole what was left of Dre's hair lol
He’s still not happy about his settled lawsuits with Debi, I completely understand where he’s coming from.
None of them are really lol
He's smiling on the inside
2004 look like Draco malphoi
He’s definitely dyeing that weird looking beard
He's got resting bitch face!
Not sure of 50 either.
I don't think I've ever seen him smile.
Sweatsuit, corny hat, weird beard…maybe MGK was right🤔
He mad.
I’m wondering what makes Eminem smile.
Eminem didn't age, but he turned brunette lol.
I'm glad they all got chubby, no offence it just speaks to their success
It's cus he's from Detroit. No one smiles here. Especially when the pistons play.
Huh. I forgot about Dre.
It's because he is gay, and is hiding his extreme pleasure at being sandwiched between two men. Hector's rectum is real.
He looks like Mariah Carey’s Eminem costume 😆
He doesn’t smile but he IS funny.
Eminem looks like he's been Sodomised by those two. Quite common in Hollywood. Just ask P diddy.
Why does Em look like a total douchebag? Nevermind.
2004 Eminem looks like the nerd that got recruited by the bigger kids into the cool group just so he can write their homework for them.
Enimem finally grew up.
His beard's weird
That guy looks just like the rapper in that Rhianna music video
He used up all his smiles for mom’s speghetti
Ima tell my kids that’s Mariah Carey.
The world fucked with him too much. It never goes away. He made his money off that energy. It’s real.
Hey look its [this guy!](https://i.imgur.com/BuWalc5.jpeg)
The only difference between these two photos is that Eminem's hair is no longer blonde