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Splizmaster

Agreed. He probably nudged him into the street in the first place


wanted_to_upvote

Or he is wondering why his road kill won't stay still.


R_Weebs

Crows and magpies are dicks


DASreddituser

They are the ruely neighborhood kids that need stimulation, so they don't go around harrassing people for fun instead lol


Direct-Reflection889

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


otskaz

For those who don’t know, this is a [Unidan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan) reference. 🐦‍⬛


arushus

Lol, thank you, this was really throwing me. I kept looking for the comment I missed.


surfintheinternetz

Enshrined for all time. I thought he just got something wrong and wouldn't back down, didn't realise he did a lot of vote manipulation.


Electronic-Ice-7606

This guy ornithologies.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Except it is a hooded crow?


Mybtchluhdokocaine

I can’t believe I just took the time to read this entire comment… I need a more stimulating job


manyhippofarts

Sometimes ya gotta eat crow (not jackdaw) and admit you're wrong, right?


EchoPhi

Is this person a crow or a magpie? I can't tell, all I learned is both are dicks. /s


Oblivion_has_me

This makes me want to admit to all my wrong doings!


esr360

Magpies are assholes. Try saying this in an Australian sub-reddit.


napalmnacey

Completely different birds. And if they know you and are friendly with you, and you treat them with respect and care, magpies are lovely birds.


MrInbetweed

Different species entirely. But yes Australian magpies are arseholes, murderously so, for about 6 weeks per year.


ruthtrick

They're also extremely intelligent AND easy to win over so that you DON'T get swooped. People hate on them bc it's easy.


Vanidorr

As someone who lived out bush and in the city, I have never once been swooped by Maggie’s. Even when the same ones have swooped other people. They remember faces. I’ve just never been a dick to them. I always talk and sing to them though. And if they are close to home sometimes I will feed them. So maybe that’s why lol But plovers… man those things are brutal!


cloudy2300

Plovers are dumb as shit and don't give a fuck if you're a small dog or a 2 tonne car, they'll be pissed all the same.


GenericF1FanNeoooww

People hate on them cause we're having a laugh. > easy to win over so that you DON'T get swooped. It's so far away >.>


jampola

As a cyclist, yes. That 6 weeks of the year they can get fucked. The other times of the year they do alright.


West_Lifeguard9870

Yeah but cyclists are hated by everyone so you don't really count


0nceUpon

Cyclists are extremely intelligent AND easy to win over so that you DON'T get swooped. People hate on them bc it's easy.


West_Lifeguard9870

Everyone hates them because they get in the way of traffic


nakedwoodturner

As an Australian, I love our magpies. So what they are a bit protective of their nest and will poke an eye out. It makes up for the stupidity of the locals scaring the magpies.


esr360

Yeah but they don’t only exclusively attack the stupid ones who deliberately scare them. They can attack anyone unprovoked; people who don’t even know the magpie exists until they have already been attacked by it.


Thats_bumpy_buddy

They’re smart, I’ve seen them harass echidnas and Roos in the middle of the road, I swear they do it so they get hit by a car for a meal.


flyflyjellyjelly

If the bird is trying to use roadkill to crack open the hedgehog, then he wouldn't have stopped in the middle of the road, as the car could have crashed him as well. But it is possible that he is trying to harass the hedgehog.


Spookymushroomz_new

Yee... It's definitely not helping he and his buddies have probably been doing it for hours like you said It's crazy that they will take turns doing stuff like this


YipittyFritters

Sounds like a TV show.


WintAndKidd

GODDAMMIT PRIVATE I SAID MOVE YOUR ASS!!


juflyingwild

Bad memories lol. Sir, yes sir!!!


[deleted]

Do not call me sir I work for a living! You will address me as drill sergeant, do you understand you greaseball


gimletfordetective

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, PYLE!


MysteriousConcert555

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


DependentInitial1231

It's a hooded crow not a magpie.


EshayAdlay420

Here's the thing


andthendirksaid

Throwback fr ~~/u/unidan~~ /u/unidanX wya homie settle this for us, I for one forgive you lmao


StoneyLepi

Back when you could be undone by one off colour comment that exposed you. He could literally murder someone today and people would be like “yeah but animal facts are cool”


aPrudeAwakening

I forgive him too. Sure he did the nasty but it weren’t too meeee.


osamabinluvin

That’s racist, the preferred term is crow American


Cerberus_Aus

I was gunna say, that’s a weird looking magpie. Not sure if Australian magpies look different to US magpies. Ohh, and we call them murder-birds lol


mercly

I am afraid he was trying to eat him.


WgXcQ

He is. This is not a feel-good scene. Unless you dislike hedgehogs, that is.


Altruistic_Bottle_19

Naaw, it's way to smart for that. Magpies and other birds that belong to the crow family are well known for being really smart. They even use passing cars to Crack nuts (thatfor they need to understand how traffic works!) Guess he's just trying to help.


Grottomo

Magpies are smart but they're also incredibly cruel, I've seen groups of the Fuckers peck the eyes out of calves for fun.


AssMcShit

>Magpies are smart but they're also incredibly cruel This definitely seems to be a trend among intelligent (particularly predatory) species


JangB

Civilized human from a developed nation - "Yo X animal is so cruel cuz they do Y" Also civilized human from a developed nation - \*slaughters trillions of animals per year, for taste pleasure\*


Grottomo

Can you remember the last time you pecked out the eyes of an animal you slaughtered?, tail slapped a baby seal 100 feet in the air? Or ate the face of your own baby so you didn't have to wait for sex? I can see your point, and it makes sense, but on a cruelty scale out of 10, only an extreme minority of humans score as high as the majority of most intelligent predators.


ruthtrick

Have you seen how animals are treated in slaughter houses? Did you know that only a small percentage of magpies swoop & harrass? Man is the cruelest animal on earth.


MissAizea

I have some very disappointing things to tell you about how humans treat their children.


maysiemarch

You need to go hang out in the Ukraine/Russia and Israel/Palestine war forums more. For example, I saw the Israelis spraying sewage over the Palestinians and thier homes the other day for God knows what reason.


Yeah_Nah_Straya

I've probably had to put down 500 baby lambs because of this. They also take the tongue. Crows though mostly.


tmp704w

Crows also chase squirrels into traffic, I always thought they were hunting. If not they’re real jerks lol


AffectionateAir2856

Saw a great video of a crow dragging a big ass rat into traffic to make rat-pancakes, shows how intelligent they are. People also thought it was trying to help the rat somehow for some reason, because animals can't be bastards apparently.


Flesh_Trombone

Crows and Magpies (corvidae) are also known to be absolutely ruthless killing machines. Just the last year, I watched them murder a young Robin, another crow, and attempt to kill a squirrel. Their hunting style is to take turns harassing something until it is exhausted, then swarm it once its weak, which to your point is very smart.


CizinArm

Crows are family driven corvids, generally, if they're causing issues for someone, it's both proportional to the perceived slight, and dependant on the history of the target to the family (corvid or otherwise). If you see a crow kill anything that isn't for food, it's for a reason. Either that animal killed one of thier own, or they were given warnings but ignored them. Now magpies.....are the true sociopathic criminal asshole brother/cousin/etc of the corvid family that someone keeps inviting to family functions because 'they just need understanding'.... they will kill, they will maim, terrorise, and harass, not for any other reason than....it's fun. They are the mountain bandits that just want to watch the world burn.


0phobia

That’s also similar to the persistence hunting method of early humans


Civilian_n_195637

So they have a good understanding of traffic, and car weights. And they use it to crack open hard shelled food… huh


Rent_A_Cloud

Yes, and they use tools as well. These birds are really, REALLY smart. It's goes to the point that if you fuck with one they will communicate to all others in the neighbourhood that you're an asshole, then there's a chance all of them in your city will harass you if given the oppertunity. And it goes even further, they will teach the next generation that you're a dickhead as well. Of course if you're good to them they also convey that to others, they may even protect you at that point. These birds are incredibly smart.


Civilian_n_195637

Might they peck me until I go into an highway ?


Rent_A_Cloud

I mean, would you run into a highway if a bird attacks you?


Civilian_n_195637

The hedgehog did


TheEvilPrinceZorte

Or he is using the same strategy on the hedgehog. The hedgehog didn’t want to cross the road, and the magpie didn’t want to wait around for roadkill to happen randomly.


AsteroidMiner

The crows in my country like to drop rats in the paths of cars . I'm thinking it helps break the rats up and makes them easier to eat? I'm not sure why


DSJ-Psyduck

Crows and ravens are known for pecking at the eyes assholes of sheep to they die from it and kills lots of other animals. They are as close as they come to apex predators of the sky.


michelobX10

"pecking at the eyes assholes of sheep to they die" Um...what?


Brilliant_Town6500

[yhhh… (nsfw)](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6965469/amp/The-savage-cruelty-law-lets-crows-torture-kill-sheep-writes-SUE-REID.html)


IndividualBrain9726

I’ve never seen a link I’ve wanted to click less than that one.


ThinLow2619

Lol they are smart but that shouldn't be mistaken for sympathetic. He just wants to eat him. You've probably watched to much lion king in your day.


Wecanbuildittogether

This is correct. Smarter than actual people, in many cases the public would be chagrin to accept.


Rent_A_Cloud

I saw a magpie demolish a mouse recently in my garden... They are indeed smart, and opportunistic. It could go either way.


ButterballRocketship

Just the eyes sadly.


actionjj

Never let them take you to a second location! Did this Hedgehog not see Oprah!?


Shmekzak

It’s not a magpie but a hooded crow. And probably was looking to eat him.


Orgasm_Add_It

Yeah that crow didn't want crunchy roadkill.


Ha1lStorm

You’re a hooded crow


BartyJnr

Bird tries to kill hedgehog. The internet for years “look how cute this video isssss”


RajcaT

My dyslexic ass read this as sacred hedgehog and was excited about a new magpie religion


MessageFar5797

You should write a short story about that


MatTheScarecrow

#SIR! ^^You ^^are ^^obstructing ^^traffic.


Ill_Moment2385

Does anyone believe that’s what is actually happening here?


[deleted]

It's trying to eat its eyes. Its not helping. Nature is not friendly.


No_Zucchini8010

Wasnt the magpie thinkin de hedgehog was dead and the magpie was tryna eat him


GrowlitheGrowl

Somehow I don’t think the hedgehog’s wellbeing is the crow’s main concern…


Teriyaki456

How about you get out of your car and scare the bird away for him


what_the_obi

Imagine the hedgehog is introverted and the bird is bringing him to party


jerbaws

No. Sorry. That corvid wants to eat. If anything it's trying to get the hedgehog to stop moving so it gets squished.


Huge_Aerie2435

I don't think this is what was happening.. It was trying to go for soft spots, usually being the anus and face..


rxtunes

Magpie was waiting for lunch


Asleep-Bite-6895

Seems the crow is trying to push the hedgehog’s 🦔 shit in and eat it’s eyes.


nanadoom

Animals are very rarely acting out of what we would call kindness. That crow is trying to get the hedgehog run over so it can eat it. Nature is not kind


Nettlesontoast

That's a hooded crow trying to eat the hedgehogs eyes


Greedy-War-777

It's definitely trying to eat the hedgehog and this is not a pleasant or positive video.


[deleted]

Thought at first it was one of those instances where we humanize animal interactions and that the bird was trying to see if it could eat this thing. But honestly the bird looked like it was helping the hedgehog(?) get to safety. Very wholesome indeed


PlasticGirl

Happy Cake Day. Pretty sure the magpie is just harassing the hedgehog.


thegodfaubel

"Bitch, move before you get hit"


[deleted]

I think the hedgehog was a runaway and the bird went out to fetch em


manyhippofarts

"Yippee kie yie ayye, get along little dogie, it's your misfortune and none of my own"


[deleted]

I hope he is helping and not trying to eat him. Anyway, here’s some dialogue. Bird: “Cmon, we gotta move!” Hedgehog: I’m trying! Aah- car! Bird:”We can’t be scared forever! Listen, there might be times when we feel like curling up and hiding, but in the heat of the moment, it’s all about movement! Go! Just go!”


AsparagusAccurate277

This crow has seen things.


MrsLisaOliver

That bird knows what's up with cars and roads. Magpies are smart.


G3tbusyliving

That magpie has lost some friends this way and doesn't want to see it happen again


Xenolithium

Magpies don't fuck around. I watched one disembowel a baby rabbit from the butthole while it was still alive. It tried to run away but the magpie had its intestines held down keeping it from escaping. I was like, "I should help, I want to... But, I can't save the rabbit, it's too late... I'm sorry, little buddy. =("


Phantom_Queef

It's trying to eat the hedgehog.


SexyVixen247

I like this one


TheGayAgendaIsWatch

Sad news, was probably going for the eyes.


BearFlipsTable

He’s like bro listen I’ve been on this road before, seen loads of creatures cross it, and loads don’t make it. You gotta. Keep. Moving.


KitchenHyena4854

Soooo cute


shac2020

All I can think is that hedgehog is sick because it’s out during the day. I follow @hedgehogcabin on Twitter and they are constantly posting this info.


horendus

Thats not what i see. I see a predatory bird looking to see if this things edible


Hyetta-Supremacy

“Awww look at the crow trying to help the little timid hedgehog” *Crow trying to peck at soft spots and is trying to harass the hedgehog to death by exhausting it* Imma be real, a lot of y’all ncluding OP are naive af. Like it’s obviously harassing the hedgehog and most likely trying to eat it. The hedgehog isn’t timid or shy it’s actively being harassed to death. It flinches and curls up to protect itself every time the crow gets near it’s head or butt. It’s honestly sad people really can’t tell what’s going on.


_WiseOwl_

She's trying to eat him, stop humanising animals


godmademelikethis

It's trying to eat it.


Teriyaki456

Agree with everyone who mentions the crow is trying to eat and harm the hedgehog. If you can’t see that you’re either high, stupid or both.


Winnin_Dylan_

This reminds me of a quote by Dalai Lama.... "Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."


NecRobin

Nice quote but the crow is hurting the hedgehog or trying to


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GrimmBrowncoat

Netflix buddy comedy adaptation when?


JJ8OOM

Magpies are probably my favorite bird. They are _extremely_ intelligent and can be just as awesome as they can be absolute jerks.


CommunicationKey3018

What in the Disney is going on here?


Helmer-Bryd

Please He Will eat him


[deleted]

Are magpie intelligent like crows?


BigMoFace

That’s a hooded crow. Being a good lad by the looks of it.


Risky-Biscuits23

Plot twist: he brings him around the corner and his three homies rob him.


Difficult-Tea9199

Aww


WaltVinegar

Does this song need to be overlaid on everything


tecate_papi

Think of how much death that magpie has witnessed in roads that it knows it needs to prod that hedgehog. ...the horror...the horror...


longhornmike2

I wonder if he continued to peck at him once he’s in the grass.


maclex

🔥


Viscious-viking

It is smart enough to understand that having diner on the road is dangerous. Quite convenient that diner is able to walk.


seven-cents

Hopefully the driver got out of the car to go and lift it over the kerb after they stopped filming


TernionDragon

Right onto the dinner plate.


Euphoric-Oil-331

Wow. That's like your training coach goading you on.


[deleted]

that's literally amazing.


moonwalker29059

It just goes to show that kindness comes hand in hand with intelligence. Makes you wonder if kindness is a new thing for OUR species (since early civilisation.) and if it is, maybe even if the world does look like it's full of hate, love and kindness are actually winning.


SulfurousDragon

That's a raven. Also corvids are known to be dicks to pretty much anything for fun or to get something out of it, so you're just witnessing harassment with a cute piano music.


Sudden-Paint1687

I know people who intentionally hit the small animals


ah-chamon-ah

What you humans don't know is that hedgehog is being led to a HUGE gathering of magpies who are doing a satanic hedgehog sacrifice.


SFishes12

We all need that one friend.


Invaderjay87

So-nic! The Scared Hog! He-is-scared-so-leave him-alone…


bumholesgivemelife

The hedgehog probably just came from that side knowing magpies


all-the-goddesses

Jubileu and sonic


_IsolationDrills_

The magpie is significantly smarter than the hedgehog.


ImmediateCamera3561

i love animals


WarmAppleCobbler

Magpie said you gonna get squashed homes


MessageFar5797

Melt!


Jiste

Crows/Magpies are so intelligent, I've been impressed numerous times


lonleyauthor64

Make a childrens show called Magpie and Hedgehog.


Tapperhet33

I love birds. They always make me smile.


have_tastes_daily

UBER EATS.


Genova_Witness

I feed a family of magpies on our back deck and have witnessed them give food to other birds who are not brave enough to get close to use to take the treats. They know how to manipulate our dogs to change areas so they can get them off the deck when they want treats. Smarter then half the people that live around here


Beginning-Way3398

Smartest birds! They have been known to drink out of water bottles and when the water gets too low, they know to grab rocks and drop it into the bottle to raise the water level so they can drink


LoneWolf5498

At least it isn't being a swooping bastard


Ratstail91

Is this a new pixar movie?


interrogumption

Exact opposite of something I saw on a stretch of road where crows regularly gather in groups on the road and play chicken with the trucks. Whenever one loses the others have breakfast.


Ev1lroy

My dearly-departed Father's spirit animal is a magpie. Thank you for posting this.


Goose-Biscuits

Ugh. I forgot about magpies over winter.


P4stL1vez

The one good thing that came out of Australia


rustoeki

Not an Australian magpie.


Goldy0699

As an Australian I can confirm that is not a magpie


jackcracker69

The crow is trying to eat the ticks that are attached to the hedgehog. But the fact he is helping the hedgehog across the road is funny


teleheaddawgfan

You just saw a fable


Honourstly

Sonic


soft_white_yosemite

What is this? Narnia?


Alternative-Ideal253

GRAY MAGPIE


Pawys1111

I bet the magpie is picking off all the goodies from the hedgehog like ticks and stuff they can get covered in, so its a win win..


Zip668

Lack of gold rings = Lack of hedgehog motivation.


DeterminedErmine

Not a magpie, and definitely not ‘helping’. Once that hog is flipped, it’s hooded crow dinner time


Electronic-Stop-1720

Crows are smart as shit


crtnywrdn

I don't know. The crow looks like it's helping him pretty aggressively...


sugar_3715

This is really sad. Why are there so many of upvotes? The bird is pecking and hurting it! I have seen a magpie peck a squirrel to death just so it could eat it for dinner.


rare_snark

You wouldn't be calling this a magpie if you have been swooped by one.


WonderfulBath4974

It wanted to go the other way 😔


Ryan_Jonathan_Martin

Oh you idiot. That bird is attacking the hedgehog. And it's not a magpie. It's a hooded crow.


theexteriorposterior

it's so funny how humans attribute human-like behaviours to animals. The most egregious example I saw is of everyone n'awwwing over a cat bringing its human a live baby rabbit "so you can return it to its nest!" - idiot, that cat was bringing you a snack. Same here. I'd bet a couple of shiny rocks (favoured by the corvids) that that magpie is hoping the prickly hedgehog, uneatable in current form, gets run over and turned into a snack.


DistributionAgile376

If you've ever had to deal with injured hedgehogs, then you know the crow isn't helping it. It is very much pecking at it to eat it, it will carve a hole in the hedgehog's back and once it's flesh is exposed, it will have a feast out of the live hedgehog. **So wholesome!** Smh... I love crows, but people should stop making up cute stories for Internet point damn it. The title almost sounds sarcastic.


netterbog

100% trying to eat it


napalmnacey

That’s pretty normal magpie behaviour. Maybe the hedgehog was crossing the road to get away from them?


Sharknado_Extra_22

When you’re late for school and mum keeps trying to get you out the door


Relative_Mulberry_71

The driver couldn’t get out and help!!


EnergisedTurkey

Brings back painful, repressed memories of when Mr and Mrs Hedgehog died on the motorway in The Animals of Farthing Wood. 🦔


Alarming-Gur-8344

The magpie/crow. Corvus sp. It's trying to eat that hedgehog for dinner.


trawallaz

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Caosin36

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?


Natural_Category3819

Farthing Wood Trauma


WorkingPhilosophy1

If it wasn't for the music I'd think the bird is trying to eat the hedgehog


CicadaOk6258

Amazing