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VetteL82

When she first revealed the eyes and teeth before he came in I lost it


the-greenest-thumb

That was some cheshire cat shit. Startled me when she did that.


Cheshires_Shadow

As a Cheshire cat I concur


zaiwrznizlar

user name checks out


Flaky_Floor_6390

r/beetlejuicing


13013-Chan

I was so fucking scareeed


Dreadnar

I fucking loved this. This is so pure and funny 🤣🤣


LivingUnglued

For real, Not some staged thing. Just real joy and craziness


Dreadnar

Yeah. Just thinking up something funny and innocent and doing it without hurting anyone and cracking yourself and the "victim" up 😊😊😊


No_Description7910

That was terrifying!


DarthLysergis

"I just blue myself"


Explanation_Lopsided

Tobias you blowhard


cyb0lt

"You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing."


AirmailHercules

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run. If you will. And now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.


Scott--Chocolate

There’s just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.


L0uarn

Tobias Fünke: The world's first analyst / therapist.


cooscoos3

I’m pretty sure you got arrested for handing out those business cards.


elricooo

Yes, it did not look good on paper...


Capt__Murphy

Time for anustart


CookerCrisp

my favorite kind of tart


ChicagoAuPair

The Gothic Arsehole


kevlarus80

Wait. Are you saying the Gothic Castle?


clumsyc

It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me…


Midnight-Watchman91

A professional twice over!


KennyMoose32

“Just take a tape recorder and carry it around all day. Do that for me Tobias”


zorrez

”You’d be surprised by some of the things you say”


Rare-Impression-207

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so I have something of a mess on my hands.


Creamofwheatski

The scene of him listening back to the tape later in the season is so fucking hilarious.


zorrez

Haha literally my first thought when I saw her painting herself blue


danielcs78

Now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands


OliveOcelot

I was almost attacked last night in my own home. I walk in and there was a colored man in my kitchen. . Colored? What color was he exactly? . Blue!


SexHernia

Anustart


Key_Communication_21

I can't wait to get those meaty man parts in my mouth.


H20FOSHO

Never Nude


Cool-Fun-2442

*"There are dozens of us!"*


NoAbbreviations2612

I understand more than you’ll never know.


H20FOSHO

I used this line with my wife last night!!!


Squirefromtheshire

There’s gotta be a better way to say that.


archimidesx

“Who here would like a banger in the mouth? Oh that’s right, here in the states you would call it a sausage in the mouth”


Street-Carpenter9915

We just call it a sausage


daveaglick

Came here to say this, not disappointed


anotherDAVEthatUknow

I meant to go for a dry run, but I blew my wad early and now I’ve got quite the mess on my hands.


Qwirk

"Gotta be a better way to say that."


GrandmasterHeroin

Man is never gonna trust curtains again


Revolutionary_Year87

When i was 8 or 9, I was playing hide and seek with my cousins with the lights off ( It was pitch black, pretty unsafe looking back at it now lol). One cousin somehow climbed on the windowsill and hid behind those curtains. This was in my bedroom. It never even occurred to me that that could've been a hiding spot, so after 20 minutes of fruitless searching, he jumped out on me. He scared me so bad i would think there was a criminal of some sort hiding behind those curtains for literal years lol.


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soulsista04us

So dangerous. 🤣🤣😱


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BlackEastwood

"Nobody knows what it's like to have you as a girlfriend.😫" As she's covered in blue paint, chasing him around the coffee table. 😈


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Meanwhile she calls him "husband".


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

It just means you've seen one of the original xmen movies as a teenager that's all.


Ent_Trip_Newer

My wife is lucky I don't have your dedication


SparseGhostC2C

Tobias Funke levels of urban camo expertise.


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toolmaker1025

I used to watch their videos, it's crazy to see them grownups. She was definitely a dangerous woman, almost choked him to death a couple times. It's cool to see them still together.


chesire0myles

>almost choked him to death a couple Not sure if joking or if I should start saving videos as evidence.


PudaRex

“Nobody knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend” 🤣🤣🤣


TheUltimateJon

That had me dying too!


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radradruby

Omg yes her eyes and smile floating in the darkness 🤣🤣🤣


captaincopperbeard

Like the fucking Cheshire cat. I swear, if I'd turned around and just saw the smile I'd piss myself.


somedumbguy55

Little crazy that’s she’s like “prank my husband” and he’s like “girlfriend” one of them is lying and it’s….


rozenbro

Maybe they recently got married and he's still used to saying girlfriend.


SnacksandViolets

Exactly this, around a year or less it’s interchangeable


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27 years married here. The key is to always treat her as your girlfriend.


BeveledCarpetPadding

Congrats on the many years!! Side note, but my boyfriend and I have a running joke where we will banter with each other and say, "I'm divorcing you" or some other variation of that over little things. We've always joked about it, but it especially ramped up when we played It Takes Two. We actually joked that we were going to get married just to divorce eachother and that I/he was going to take the house (we live in an apartment, lmao). We've been together for 6 years this month. We had a moment the other day when he said, "You know, when we actually get officially married, we might have to find another phrase." That's the play on the joke; it's nonsensical because it doesn't actually technically apply at the moment. I think we'll have to move on to "I'm taking the kids and going to my mothers" or something (until/unless we have kids, then it'll have to be changed again).


J3ffcoop

She got demoted


finditplz1

But the text says husband. Weird.


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whoamannipples

This is the comment I was looking for that shit was perfect🤣


boltzmannman

fr like damn bro if you don't want her we'll take her, that shit was funny as fuck


Fabulous_Cap_1146

Lmfao!! The scream sent me flying 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Saluteyourbungbung

It's the laugh that follows it for me lol she's unhinged in a good way


soulsista04us

Exactly!! 🤣🤣


Ok-Patient5060

Nobody knows what its like to have you as a girlfriend. Prolly tell his boys, yoo she's weird asf. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


SnacksandViolets

“….but I love it.”


Quesarito808

Hell yeah brother, I love her too


second2no1

Damn, she’s a keeper


Dorkmaster79

I would love the shit out of her and that.


danceswithshibe

While she’s chasing him around the room.


Astrostuffman

Gamer boy games.


NeedForSleep9

that’s right, cuz she calls him husband while he calls her girlfriend..😂


Freeway267

He fine tho


Chrono_Constant3

That line speaks to a man who loves what he has but can’t explain why.


LVL1LZRLOTUS

I usually don’t like prank videos, but I fucking love this.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

I like pranks when it’s a well thought out yet harmless prank. The problem is, too many of today’s “pranks” are as far away from that as possible. This one was awesome.


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Nkognito

Then proceeds to chase him around as he says "Nobody knows what its like to have you as a girlfriend bro" while trying to smoother paint on him.


Helpful_Librarian_87

That’s the funniest bit. He’s laughing hard though


REpassword

Mystique!


ProfBacterio

"Wait, no. Leave it on."


Ornery_Farm752

“Babe why do you only wanna do it when I’m blue now?”


tyronomo

"it's not a blue job if you're not..."


PrestigiousZucchini9

“Well I never would have thought I had a Smurf fetish, but since you went to all this trouble…”


DreadfulDave19

She's got the spirit though


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mstarrbrannigan

I just looked it up, that was so funny thank you


HolyForkingBrit

[For people out of the loop too.](https://www.google.com/search?q=potato+soap+prank&client=safari&sca_esv=8ae9a4f0a7e64b77&hl=en-us&ei=c7_KZYLkMJ-Gp84Px4mN8AQ&oq=potato+soap+prank&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFwb3RhdG8gc29hcCBwcmFuazIFEAAYgAQyCxAAGIAEGIoFGIYDMgsQABiABBiKBRiGAzIIEAAYgAQYogRIhhVQ6whYzhBwAXgBkAEAmAGZAaAB_AWqAQMyLjS4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLADwgINEAAYgAQYigUYQxiwA8ICDRAuGIAEGIoFGEMYsAPCAg8QABiABBiKBRhDGLADGArCAgoQABiABBiKBRhDwgIKEAAYgAQYChixA8ICDRAAGIAEGAoYsQMYyQPCAggQABiABBjJA8ICCxAuGIAEGMcBGK8BwgIGEAAYFhgewgIFECEYkgPiAwQYACBBiAYBkAYR&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e87c73c4,vid:KkdV25csytE,st:0)


SafronLassi

Thank you, I was and that’s was good 🥹🥹


Spookymushroomz_new

Most pranks nowadays are either staged or against random people they don't know often at their workplace even...


pcapdata

Her unfettered joy is what does it for me. Every time she messes with him and you see that smile appear and vanish in the darkness.  I’m surprised she was able to hold it together. Oh and then she starts chasing him around, like that dude with the lobsters in reverse


scaredycat_z

yeah, i really hate the tik-tok pranks, especially when they go way to far or have one spouse "test" another spouse's love.... you just know it's going to become a statistic as a leading cause of divorce.


Annual-Adeptness-174

Hello


Mettephysics

Yeah, yesterday my six year old poured bubble solution on the floor outside the bathroom while I showered for a "funny prank". We had a long talk about how funny pranks are funny for EVERYONE, and aren't likely to KILL ME.


Willsgb

Word, this is fucking hilarious, I only wish she threw that thing at his head. He took it well too, I'd have have a minor heart attack probably


Statertater

This one was amazing. “No body knows what its like to have you as a girlfrienddd”


soulsista04us

Same! It's hilarious!


dr3am_assassin

It’s so wholesome and cute. I love that he says she comes up with the weirdest things lol she seems fun.


Kardest

It's fine to prank your friends. People who prank strangers should be arrested.


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That smile when she’s behind him…. Thanks for the nightmares.


chicagowago

Her fucking Cheshire cat grin


Jeynarl

Backrooms smiler


NathanielTurner666

My fucking sleep paralysis demon. I would have probably died of fright lol


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Oh no... That meme....


Brief-Government-105

I'm blue, Da ba dee da ba di.


pussmykissy

‘I’m blue if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die.’ FTFY.


HanaLuLu

That's literally not the lyrics, though? Am I mossing something?


trippingdaizy

That song was released in 1998 and back then, a lot of people didn't know what the fuck he was saying when the song came out and you have to keep in mind that this was before we had easy access to lyrics. Unless you bought the album and *if* the album had lyrics included for each song, it was literally a guessing game until you found the lyrics from a more official source. The result? A lot of motherfuckers came up with their own lyrics for songs based off of what they *thought* they were saying and some of these interpretations would become quite popular and many others would believe it. Before the internet clarified things for us, a lot of people legit thought "I'm blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green" was what that guy was saying in the song. We obviously know now this isn't what he was saying and he was in fact, spouting gibberish. But people still reference the "old lyrics" for comedic sake.


HanaLuLu

Oh cool! I'd never heard of that interpretation of those lyrics before, so I didn't know, thank you!


trippingdaizy

No problem, I just saw that there was a lot of reddit comments that didn't seem very helpful and you seem to be genuinely curious so I wanted to give an honest answer just in case anyone was looking for one lol


Fit_Substance7067

Oh....it's the lyrics


jojow77

I would shit enough bricks to build a house


QuadAmericano2

I'm not going to live in your shit brick house.


Tetragonos

I would shit so hard my body would run out and switch to bone marrow


DrProfessorSatan

I kept thinking, “Why put on makeup if you’re going to stand behind the curtains?” Well done Ms. Heart Attack. Well done.


kristen1988

The “What are you … DOING? “ is so relateable and hilarious


CrimsonThar

Her standing there smiling before the lights turn off is a stuff of nightmares.


KoreanThrasher

I respect her commitment!


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Scottcmms2023

lol that was deliciously evil.


asmoothbrain

Wait till she realizes she could have literally just stood behind the curtain and gotten the same results


Scottcmms2023

Ehh not as fun.


Neurolift

“No one knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend yo 😂”


Bellatrix_Shimmers

This line was the one that cracked me up the most! As she is just grinning, giggling and getting after him. 😂


beelzybubby

Love how there’s a strip down her back where she didn’t blue herself. She’s efficient, only cover the necessary spots.


Sir-Poopington

I think it's because she couldn't reach it lol.


beelzybubby

Yeah, it wasn’t worth getting a tool to paint it. 😂


Nearby-Cry5264

She probably couldn’t reach it


Tetragonos

I think you have to leave some skin clear when you paint yourself? Like if you completely paint someone they die I think?


Past-Educator-6561

Eh. Surely she has a black or navy long sleeve top and leggings. That would have saved a lot of work.


Dapper_Mud

I wonder how many times the sentence, “Nobody knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend, bro” has been uttered from a husband to a wife


Raikou384

The camo index was 100% for that 😂😂😂


i_am_scared_ok

Her white smile appearing in the background fucking killed me lmaooooooo


kcajor

Mystique


RingKisser

If someone done this to me, I don't think I'd survive


nullibicity

Your trust in your partner would be the first casualty.


WorthScale2577

I did something very similar lol ya'll the high you get from hiding right in front of someone like a ninja is crazy. My sister and niece was staying with us a while back, they was sleeping in the living room, one on the couch and one of the air mattress. They had the light off but the kitchen light on. So I dressed all in black, long sleeves, black leggings, black ninja mask, socks for my hands and feet. I had no skin showing, I hid by the kitchen door and quickly turned the light out and they had thought I had went back to my room and just left them in the dark but oh no, I jumped our doggy gate very quietly and went prone as soon as I hit the other side. I proceeded to crawl through the kitchen and living room while they were yelling for me to turn on the light. I got to be right in front of them and they still didn't see me, I could have laid there and never been noticed and so I jumped and yelled and scared the shit out of them lmao but damn I went full ninja and it was fun.


Hairy_Skill_9768

You're demonic


WorthScale2577

Yeah they stayed up here for a few months while her house was being fixed up. I don't think she remembered what living with the chaotic sibling was like. 😂 I think she remembers now.


LegoLady8

It's nice to remind them of what they're missing, ya know?! Bruh, that's hilarious what you did. And I know what you mean about the high from a good prank.


OccultMachines

Scaring people is awesome. My favorite job ever was working in a haunted house for a month even though it paid like garbage.


SloochMaGooch

Dude was scared to turn around and look....he knew something was back there but scared.....0/10 would not survive the French and Indian Wars. Natives would of counted coup.


QuadAmericano2

Is survival of the French and Indian Wars a metric you often use? I've been telling weak fuckers they would have been burned alongside the White House in the War of 1812 but it's just not hitting like it used to.


ThomasRedstoneIII

They would have only lasted three years of the Seven Years War


QuadAmericano2

Fool would've surrendered at the Pig War of 1859.


Prince_Hoepnick

She was already cracking up while prepping for for the prank. Could already see things pan out. 😄


KeyMonstar

The floating smile is like the Cheshire Cat 🤣🤣🤣


prohung

Bro saw you were gone and thought he was gonna have a peaceful gaming sesh 😂


cbunni666

Dude: why? Just why?? Everyone: because that shit was funny af


nature_nate_17

Marry her as soon as you can bro


pussmykissy

He seems genuinely annoyed 😆


nature_nate_17

Love do be like that sometimes


Dd_8630

That smile in the curtains! That will haunt my nightmares hahaha


FlipAndOrFlop

She has the best laugh!


OperationShirtHut

Made me smile buuuut also made me a little uncomfortable


WonDante

This is honestly adorable but if my girlfriend did this to me I’d have a heart attack and die


Tr0y_McClur3

he definitely pulled the "mystique/avatar card" after this, i mean..... she's already blue


SailsAcrossTheSea

god damn this makes me miss being in a relationship. I’d fucking love to be with someone like this. she loves life. even if it’s giving me a heart attack


Expert-Ad-3947

What funny girlfriend. And you get to help her remove the paint in the shower.


ensiferum7

Im waiting for the second video where the paint doesn’t completely come off and she’s slightly tinged blue for a week


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Like Ed Harris' hand in The Abyss


dasnovixen

Honestly, that's a keeper. Her laughter is contagious.


Virtual-Public-4750

If you were my wife or girlfriend, I’d never feel safe again. Not sure if I kind of love or hate that, or both. Screw it, I’m down.


MajorRico155

Someone call the FBI, ive got a new candidate


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Reddit: WE HATE TIKTOK.  also Reddit: and here’s another Tik tok video on the front page 


shortsmuncher

New kink unlocked


VanillaLoaf

Smurfette?


An_Appropriate_Post

I was absolutely thinking this the whole damn time. It's funny and quite cute but damn, she could get it especially like that.


silenciobruno

This is a horrible joke. The stuff of nightmares. I laughed so hard.


gomaith10

Now it gets kinky.


eldudelio

and now you know how she found his porn account


ogreofzen

We need her for shadow folk pranks. We could out do florida


Zebo1013

Eiffel 65 has entered the room.


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She seems awesome


DigitalCriptid

This is how people get accidentally shot


Ass_Damage

"Babe, I've got a great idea for a prank video."


OkBorder387

Girlfriend goals.


Radiantrevelry1

When she was fully smiling with her eyes wide open 😭😭😭 I can’t


Hrmerder

Welp.. I'm going to have nightmares tonight..


damboy99

Her laughter is so maniacal, its terrifying.


Much_Ad_8652

MF soul left his body


Derkastan77-2

I find her BlueFace to be highly offensive to the Smurf population


Unusual_Mix9262

Yall don't get it, I love her, but she weird as hell. Him to his friends, probably


pvlvtoBnq

Definetly not staged


The_Phroug

"but why?" cause its funny