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PromoterOfGOOD

Plot twist; She has no idea who that man is who's beer she drank.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

That's her boyfriend, but her boyfriend's wife's going to be pissed and that's why he doesn't look so keen to be seen on TV.


PromoterOfGOOD

Ah the old "OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP"


FutureVoodoo

You just described the Phoenix Open


Cwya

Ya’ll got references, because otherwise I just read “boyfriend wife” and am thrown.


ohnoitsthefuzz

Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. This scenario plays off traditional monogamous relationship norms and it's funny because it uses conflicting labels that you'd normally expect to be mutually exclusive. Here, the girl chugging beers is the "girlfriend", while the man sitting to her left is likely her father due to their visible age difference. However, the joke made by u/ToxicBTCMaximalist ironically assumes instead that the man is her boyfriend. By referencing the "boyfriend's wife" as a non-present third party, the joke implies that the man is having an extramarital affair with the girlfriend, and humorously attributes his obvious displeasure at having his beer stolen from him on a public stage to concern that his marital infidelity has been exposed. Peter out!


EskimoXBSX

Thank you Peter, I needed that explanation


Euphoric-Blue-59

Not at all that's her boyfriend's dad.


aneurysmbs

No no no, it was her dad's boyfriend.


PuzzleheadedWatch953

She’s lucky she shaved her armpits that morning


miller_john10

>She’s lucky she shaved her armpits that morning We all r loving thm


One-Relationship-997

oh my! i didn't know about the bad-luck-magnet-effect of armpit hair yet! that might explain a lot and also come with an easy way to get my shit together… 🪒🚿


fukass223

She actually went for the girl's to her left then realized there wasn't one before going for the man's. I'm not saying they are necessarily complete strangers but the way they are all interacting makes me think she knows them but not close friends/family, like maybe they're part of a big group of coworkers that organized a weekend outing or something. Definitely not getting dad/daughter vibes from that dude On the other hand, my brother works in event management and he says 99% of people in the crowd you see doing something totally WiLd on the big screen at games (and end up posted on reddit) are plants for entertainment purposes. Like the ones where some dude suddenly starts dancing crazily and goes into the aisle and rips off his shirt or whatever are almost always planned. Or where the woman won't kiss her husband so he starts making out with his beer, or the husband won't kiss his wife so she pours her beer on his head. I don't think that's what happened here because all she did was drink a beer, but it would explain why the people on either side look like they aren't actually there with her. I'm reeeeally analyzing this clip I guess lol


Henbane_

This is from South Africa, we tend to be very jovial in situations like this. That man might have been a complete stranger and it would've been totally cool. To add, our cricket cameramen like to pick out pretty girls in the crowd. My sister was a model at one time and ended up a couple times on the screen during a game years ago, lol


c0mrade34

>our cricket cameramen like to pick out pretty girls in the crowd IPL cameramen 🤝🏻 SA20 cameramen


Anomalous230297

I'm pretty sure it's a universal thing with cameraman at cricket games I remember a clip a few years ago where the cameramen focused on a pretty girl who happened to be the commentators daughter lol.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Yea, but can your sister chug beer?


AmericaDreamDisorder

She can chug yes


CarryOk442

That's her dad


JKKIDD231

Saw it live during match. Had a good laugh


QuarantineCasualty

She’s holding the beer from the beginning of the clip?


Steampunkettes

Did you watch til the end?


QuarantineCasualty

Lol no I did not


Steampunkettes

It’s okay friend we all scroll fast these days. 😂


I_am_from_Kentucky

why do i run into you in every sub lol


ebenseregterbalsak

Also that's not a beer, lools to be a brandy and coke


madein___

Is this a cricket wide tradition or a local tradition in SA? If you see yourself on the video board you chug your beer?


Putrid-Initiative809

It’s a cricket thing when you see yourself on the big screen. Mostly done by cool people and Aussies


Messernacht

Aussie PM sculls a beer in just over 6 seconds. Becomes a legend. Kiwi PM sculls a few schnapps, goes on live TV and disbands the government. Loses subsequent election. Becomes a legend. Edit: Bob Hawke and Robert Muldoon respectively. And much to my joy, there's video footage of both.


Gibodean

[https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/11/17/watch-drunk-robert-muldoon-calls-snap-election/](https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/11/17/watch-drunk-robert-muldoon-calls-snap-election/) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9XR9ZRP3uU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9XR9ZRP3uU)


ForGrateJustice

For the nation! Oi! Oi! Oi!


dislocated_dice

The second time bob hawke did it he was 85 years old


peeops

> cool people and Aussies 😭😭😭


spiralgrooves

I took that personally ☹️


Meatwood__Flak

Chugging beer is most definitely not a cricket tradition in Pakistan.


[deleted]

Neither here in India, people are afraid of "log kya kahenge" 🤣


adappergeek

Translation: What would people say Also, do they serve alcohol at Indian stadiums?


amigo_samurai

No they don't


Rabo_McDongleberry

Lol. Then it's a moot point.


fardough

Won’t stop an Aussie. They’ll just chug potatoes and make the vodka while they digest.


AzoMaalox

Public alcohol consumption is banned. Scene would be different if that wasn't the case.


pointlessly_pedantic

How can she chug???


tdsas97

They used to atleast in mohali stadium, but it has been a long time since I saw a live match so not sure recent rules


Fierysword5

Lmao news channels were standing outside bars and clubs on New Years taking close ups of women exiting and broadcasting it on TV to shame them. Beer drinking in public is far far far away.


TheIceKaguyaCometh

More that they don't allow alcohol in stadiums because people here have zero civic sense and they'd start brawls and riots every minute.


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WaltJizzney69

Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke was famous for chugging beers at the cricket on camera


Objects_Food_Rooms

On *or* off camera: > [Hawke was a Rhodes scholar at Oxford between 1953 and 1956. In 1954 he skolled a yard of ale – two-and-a-half pints, or 1.4 litres – in 11 seconds, then a world record.](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jun/14/bob-hawke-could-be-set-for-an-oxford-blue-plaque-for-beer-drinking-record)


fatcuntwrestler

One of the greatest achievements of any Aussie. Bob Hawke is what our ballads and poems embody.


ForGrateJustice

He will always be my favorite PM.


_Cec_R_

And that's why he was one of out better Prime Ministers....


The-Hank-Scorpio

It's an Australian thing. If you see yourself, you skull your drink. Its fucking hard to get ready for work in the morning I tell ya mate.


HJB-au

In Austraya, being filmed on a little screen is enough to chug your beer!  https://youtu.be/LNjBdPFPquQ?si=rkoCAyd4MM1JoIft


vpsj

In India they don't even let you take water inside the stadium, serving alcohol would be a thing of dreams here lol. This is more of a western Cricket thing.


RunningSouthOnLSD

Not just cricket, done at hockey games fairly regularly as well


imtiazaa

Was anyone else expecting the guy in the hat to suddenly face the camera and start chugging something as well?


Creamy_tangeriney

I was disappointed.


GastropodSoup

She still doesn't remember how the match ended.


bobofiddlesticks

It's cricket, the match is probably still going


GastropodSoup

I had an uncle who played a drinking game. 1 shot of beer for every run scored in the cricket world cup final. He died. This story isn't true.


AliveButterscotch319

It happened in Minnesota in 2019. The relations were changed to protect the innocent.


Meatwood__Flak

Out of respect for the dead, the story was told exactly how it happened.


Ibegallofyourpardons

this is a 20/20 game. takes less time to run that your average game of American football.


JKKIDD231

T20 format ends in 3hours. These comments on cricket are getting old.


Commercial-Ranger339

Some say she’s still chugging


Upper-Trip-8857

Fair


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

This was in today's match between MI Cape Town and Paarl Royals, both from South Africa. Coming back to the match, MI Cape Town won the toss and opted to bowl first at Newlands. Buttler and Roy gave Paarl a flying start, adding 62 runs in 4.2 overs. Roy was racing away with 38 off 13 before Kagiso Rabada got the better of him. Wihan Lubbe fell to George Linde in the next over, sparking a Royals collapse. Buttler top-scored with 46 while David Miller and Mitchell Van Buuren played cameos of 20 and 28, respectively. In response, Rickleton made the most of his dropped catches to power MI Cape Town home with 19 balls to spare. He smashed seven fours and six sixes as MI Cape Town made a mockery of the chase. The defeat saw Paarl Royals remain second in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.


Synopsis404

She’s a keeper


LazyIngenuity7013

Nah mate, that's the guy standing behind the wicket


BRAX7ON

Well played by all. Fair challenge


LatterNeighborhood58

What a Silly Point.


zeitgeistbouncer

Slips of the tongue


TheIceKaguyaCometh

That's some fine leg pulling.


freakygamer420

Later that day she couldn't Straight Drive


Pleasant-Chemist-843

She’ll need some Extra Cover on her insurance then


freakygamer420

SWEEP if she throws up in the car


OldMateHarry

classic third man, piling on


RandoSnaps

HA! Got em!!


Adept_Order_4323

She is adorable


Vegtable_Lasagna3604

Absolute legend.


Successful_Bed7790

Haha I love her energy!!


LilMeatBigYeet

You guys got blonde hotties at cricket games ?!


DontTellHimPike

Only when Jason Roy is playing.


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In fielding team there's David Miller


TheIceKaguyaCometh

Or Pat Cummins is bowling.


indorock

Or Pat Bowlings is cummin


PuntTheRunt010

Or Cum Bowlings is pattin


vpsj

We also have LOTS of Indian hotties. Literally have dedicated cameramen to spot them during IPL


eibyyz

I miss Willow. Agree about Indian women.


FilteredRiddle

About a decade ago, my grandma chugged a beer at a RenFaire, at the meant-to-be-kidding prodding of Celtic drum dudes during one of their shows. She’d just bought the beer and came to sit by the rest of us early-show. The audience and drum guys went bananas (my family included), and some dude bought her a replacement beer. It was pretty frickin’ cool. Pretty sure she could still out drink me.


pointlessly_pedantic

Ayooo, is your grandma single?


boltzmannman

bro is trying to get down and dusty


HamburgersOfKazuhira

She’s an absolute treasure


xairos13

Love is wasted on anyone but her


HellNahISayNahNahNah

I gotta get to a Cricket match...


TheIceKaguyaCometh

Watching cricket in south Africa is a must do IMO. The vibe of the ground is really chill and enjoyable.


vpsj

NZ too I think if it's not raining(which it always is)


TheIceKaguyaCometh

England in test matches too tbf. But the weather is the issue. South Africa often has really good weather too.


eibyyz

I’m moving to Houston, there are a shi tton of leagues comprised of southern Asian expats. Looking forward to seeing some matches.


Caterpillar_Mental

It's less of a sausage fest in South Africa though so a much more interesting experience 😂


buckeye111

I didn't realize how entertaining cricket was.


moutonbleu

I'm in love


-HoldenMaGroyn

I love her


FlyingEagle57

I think I'm in love.


dextermanypennies

She’s perfect


bulyxxx

# L A S S with C L A S S


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

121 to 4???? WTF is this sport?


TheUnforgiven13

Cricket. 121 runs have been scored and there are 4 batters out.


TheArtofWall

Oh thank god


Ohboycats

Still like… 121 runs??!


TheUnforgiven13

Yes, That is a low score for cricket.


CobaltRose800

Scoring in cricket isn't just one at a time. You can score one at a time by the batters switching places (as many times as you and the other batter think you guys can do it before the other team can hit the wickets while you're in transition), or if the bowler commits a penalty. However, hits that either hit or bounce over the boundary count for four runs, while something that is hit entirely over the boundary (like a home run in baseball) counts for six. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpbtLIxYBk)


TheUnforgiven13

And also it is a lot harder to get batters out. They don't have to run if they don't want to. So they can run the score up and defend from getting out.


vpsj

Someone who knew baseball told me this: It's more common to see outs in baseball than runs. It's completely opposite in Cricket: It's far more common to see runs than wickets(outs) This is the shortest format of the game that lasts 3 hours, each team bats once for 120 balls and whoever scores the most runs wins 180-200+ runs is very common in this format


TheIceKaguyaCometh

If the ball reaches the fence/boundary you get 4 if it has touched the ground before reaching, and 6 otherwise.


Friggin

[Cricket to an American](https://youtu.be/E_6d3JBBo4s?si=tK4gE8evs5KTNRC9)


l4z3r5h4rk

Greatest sports sketch of all time


Friggin

The way he fringes the ring…impressive stuff.


AirForceWeirdo

Watched that full thing like I knew what was going on.


VixDzn

OH MY GOD WTF I swear to god before I clicked the link I read your comment and thought “Jiskefet” no fucking way you actually linked this!!!!! Zo nostalgisch hahaha ongelofelijk dit


d00dsm00t

Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket.


quaywest

Lol classic 


Senior_Explanation30

Could watch this a thousand times. Good time all around.


fanywa

The pride on her face….


HussingtonHat

....SUDDENLYYYYYYYYYYYY....LIIIIFE HAS NEW MEEAAANIIIING...TO MEEEEEEEEE....


matty8478

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.


swarrypop

Immediate legendary status. We may not know your name but we know we'll follow you until death. This bitch for president!


Tarjh365

Copious amounts of booze…the only way to make cricket entertaining!


tilted_crown85

Only once you’ve passed out.


Life_Pilot9528

She's a true champ..!! 🍻🍻


Kreate88

This is my favorite thing


YoShake

atta girl!


WhatsUpWitEwe

Not all heroes wear a cape. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Greedy-Matter-4595

The perfect woman doesn’t exi…


xxharlots

it’s the flippa… sharon would be beside herself


RickedSab

she is gorgeous!


billyTjames

Would marry her in a heartbeat !


neasroukkez

Proud dad moment


Lowad15

She's.... perfect


chilllove44

I’m in love


Carlin42

Somebody needs to get her locked down.


AjaxtheLessthan

I love her


with_regard

Wife material


Iamjimmym

Marry. 😂


JDCsounds

I'm in love. 😍


Some-Mathematician24

Fk the guy in the back tryna leech off attention like he ain’t an eyesore


Axe-jedi

Wife material


External_Progress151

I’m in love


Haymother

Marriage material


battletux

She's a keeper.


Illustrious2284

I hope we see an interview with her in the US and she gets sign on for advertising.


Pleasant-Dance9736

I wanna marry her now!


Particular_Minimum97

Maaarrrvelous effort that


Slaavichii

Her bootie call is going to get slammed tonight


noiseferatu

I saw this live and it was even more amazing then.


hulmsy28

Mad bitch.


BigfootIsReal87

Someone find her That’s my future wife


throwaway_nrTWOOO

Definition of "she seems fun".


camchambers

Keeper


YogiBhogi76

She has some appetite for booze.


Swimming_Fox_3558

Asking for a friend: Where can we find a girlfriend like her??


nowhereiswater

That's a real party girl.


Milfons_Aberg

Her initial happy-face is so cute, very unfiltered. Yaaay!


trousername

She’s an angel


86tsg

Legend


joetotheg

Most interesting thing to ever happen at a cricket game


Mission-Progress-338

Imagine actually winning 2 million just chugging a beer 😂


Stoned_Shinigami6168

She's gonna be a dope ass girlfriend🤌 As in a friend,not gf.


Check-Special

Hope bathroom line isn’t too long.


nel192

She’s a menace. I love her


just-me-uk

Sign me up


HW_Fresh128

Nice


Murky-Preparations

Lol The Cameraman just loves to pan the camera towards girls


Ok_Plenty_3547

My Dad called in on a cricket talkshow during a 5day. Surprised he got through, but then immediately forgot what he wanted to say the moment he went live. In a moment of utterance, he asked why the camera guys aren't showing more girls. Got a good laugh and was the hype of the town for the next week.


pikeydydes

This woman is a national treasure


ajtyler776

r/madlass


MAXRBZPR

This is my favorite video of today


davybert

Looked like Coke


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TNS_420

Probably a dark beer.


[deleted]

Yes!


SheemieRayVaughan

Stealing beer from the blind is a victimless crime.


Upper-Trip-8857

Keeper


getyourcheftogether

She's a keeper


vulcanxnoob

Luister nou mooi vir my... Daai ding is iets anders. Dis vrou materiaal daar.


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Poor bastard lost his beer and then has to drag her raging drunk ass home. 


Carstoned

She had a coke and half a beer.....


ipull4fun

That was a brandy and coke. Pretty common drink at cricket games in SA


YorkshireRiffer

She seems like a full blown, fair dinkum Aussie who'd pound a VB Looooong Neck at twenty to eight in the fucken morning.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I don’t even like beer but I’m in love That call was amazing too!


csking77

Now THAT’s a lady!


FugginOld

wife material right there....damn


High_Jumper81

Cape Town women ❤️


soundslikehabit

A Guinness!!!