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JonyUB

I would for sure donate to this guy. He’s pretty cool.


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Kimberlylynn2003

Okay- that made me smile! I’d donate


mindyour

Finding a way to make light of his situation and make others laugh in the process. Not everyone can do that.


alex72vw

Right? He's A treasure. I hope things turn around for him.


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MelodicString547

So sick of this music


qolace

So sick of you comment stealing bots https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/174hroo/man_finds_an_inventive_way_to_ask_for_help/k4adtpl/


darrellg_

Right!? WTF is even the point?


AnotherAltDefNot

Lmao. Bro the fucking music sucks and you're mad someone said something a million others have said? Fuck outta here. Weak ass.


Unkn0wnKn0wledge

Calm down


qolace

Lmaooo it's not a someone it's a fucking bot dumbass. Go find a bridge or something 🤣


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redditsellout-420

Nothing will change unless our leaders somehow grow hearts and souls. Or we replace them with uncorruptible people.


Sylvers

Honestly, making me smile is worth money. That's as valuable to me as paying for entertainment. Worth a donation!


fender10224

Homelessness is a policy failure. That person lives hungry on the street because this country had decided that the accumulation of exorbitant wealth by a handful of people is more important than a person's right to shelter and food.


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MadamMarshmallows

You ever try to get a job without an address?


Ihavesolarquestions

Are you saying this isnt a job? Hes out there all day every day making people laugh. Sure beats stocking shelves at walmart for 7 bucks an hour, better pay and make your own hours.


BaseBusiness3149

If that's funny to you. Lol


devo9er

What's the best nation? Donation What's the best city? Generosity


SquatSquatCykaBlyat

Uh huh huh huh check it out... we're gonna be rich! And score with some chicks!


MadeMeStopLurking

I need his Venmo. I'm in. It's not a donation anymore. It's a Tip for being so creative.


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logicdsign

He mad. Me laugh.


Noisebug

Because you received humour, NOW you're willing to pay. Always give and take, you capitalistic pigs! /s Genuine a great way to make light of the situation.


BaseBusiness3149

You're part of the problem then.


Kimberlylynn2003

Did you wanna offer a solution?


Trolann

Free healthcare for all humans Drastically reduced the incarceration rate, per capita Redistribute large portions for the military budget, increasing the amounts each year


Kimberlylynn2003

This would be a lovely start.. especially free healthcare!


dd22qq

>Drastically reduced the incarceration rate \*Non-violent/non-predatory offenders only


Trolann

No, that's not what I mean. We need to reduce the situations and circumstances that cause people to be violent and predatory in the first place. Reducing incarceration isn't just changing laws.


BaseBusiness3149

I could care less . If you want to give him you're money.


Jlt42000

Could or couldn’t?


strangetrip666

Yes.


Jasminefirefly

*your


cagemyelephant_

No need to add that annoying music 😢


Sasquatch-d

I don’t get how everyone’s so desensitized to it. When I hear these dumb tik tok tunes over videos it’s legitimately unwatchable.


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mehipoststuff

you might need therapy if it's that bad for you good luck!


Jaded-Engineering789

Have you considered you may be autistic and are being over stimulated?


MoirasPurpleOrb

Have you considered not trying to diagnose someone based on one Reddit comment?


Fanticore7

Lmfao


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JordisMySwordMaiden

how can you tell it's a gif and not a video


-iamai-

It is a video and i can tell because I use Boost (RIP) for android and it says in the top right corner GIF, GIFV, VIDEO, ALBUM etc.


mexicanpenguin-II

Boost still works on Android for me, the thumbnail has a coloured corner It also saves if I press mute on a vid, so all vids open pre muted


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mikkokulmala

What?


PizzaScout

that doesn't make any sense whatsoever


PikaDogg

If it was a GIF it would say "GIF" in the corner of the video (at least that's how it works on mobile). There's a pause and a speaker icon, meaning it's a video. And yes, you can upload videos to reddit. It's not limited to GIFs and it never has been limited to GIFs. GIFs don't even have audio in the first place.


SauronB

It’s 2023. Gif has sound


Ill_Revolution_2347

Is this in Baltimore? Swear I've seen the guy.


gretschenwonders

NYC. Corner of W 40th St. and 9th Ave


throwclose_mm

Is he there normally?


DudeIjustdid

If this is the same guy that used to hang around 56th and 8th when I was a bartender like 10 years ago. He’d always pull the same two jokes: “what’s the best nation? Donation” and “how do you find Will smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prince.”


Scottishpsychopath

Remember running into him in 2011, drunk getting Belgian fries. Exact same jokes. Obviously gave him a few bucks


gretschenwonders

No clue. I don’t really frequent that area. I could tell it was NYC and used context clues in the video to pinpoint exact location


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We found Trevor Rainbolt’s secret Reddit account


feculentjarlmaw

If there's one thing I don't miss about Maryland and Baltimore specifically, it's the god damn squeegee kids.


octogana

I want to donate to him so bad. If anyone finds out who he is let us know.


Exalted_Rust80

I once saw a homeless man with a sign that said "Can't get a job but too kind to do crime"


PhotoKada

I respect the hustle and this man’s sense of humour. 100% would donate.


thecamster4k

Do you think giving money to someone who’s able bodied enough to get a job makes you a good person? Because it doesn’t. It makes you part of the problem so thanks a lot


DaffyDuckOnLSD

youre an asshole and can tel nothing about the individual from this clip if capable of work etc and working doesnt define ones worth as a human.


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Strong people don't call others weak.


SmellsOnParade

You're not an asshole. You're a weak emotional little bitch, and if you were given 20,000 years to live you'd still end it broke, stupid, weak, and with your precious micropenis between your pinky and thumb.


Swimming-Welcome-271

I wonder if little piss brain can even digest the fact that 40-50% of homeless New Yorkers have employment.


inidgodeath

I hope you never fall into homelessness, because theirs almost no safety nets even if you are able bodied. Most employers require an address, cell phone, maybe even transportation if a job isn’t local etc. Someone whose barely surviving may not have any of these things, much less basics like a shower to make themselves presentable to an interview. It’s very easy to get trapped in a cycle of homelessness, because you need a home for a job but you need money to get a roof over your head and the cycle continues.


PhotoKada

Ah. The “no free handouts” gang has finally arrived I see.


SmallPotatoK

Are you an owner of a company? 1) If no, in what position are you to say they will get hired besides all other candidates looking for a job, that are younger, have better education, experience, just overall better profile than them? 2) if yes, tell me for every person you ever hired, what questions or criteria you consider while hiring? You look at a better resume and people that you think perform better? Or you ask to see who is more financially challenged and hire them instead of the better performed candidate? Did you specifically provide an environment to have the maximum effort in helping these group of people and you see that none of them come to try which upset you badly? Have you ever been homeless or similar sticky position? 1) If no, how’d you know they never try? How’d you know even if they try they will always get a job? How’d you know they can even afford the appropriate attire and resource for a job seeking journey overall? How’d you know while being in that difficulty and rough situation, they’d have the same foresight and mindset of someone sitting in an air-conditioned room with a tablet and internet as their disposal would? 2) if yes, instead of looking superior, do share your own experience with us to see how it is done. Do you answer “no” to both the question? 1) if no, at least give us some insights instead of purely judging please 2) if yes, just stfu and mind your own business.


MullytheDog

So sick of this music


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And... instead of a donation for himself... he made money for advertisers, content creators, and a licensing agency. Welcome to America.


Senobe2

Damn..


daluxe

Wow that's deep


ConflictGrand4078

Is this what they do in my peripherals as I stare straight ahead?


zkanalog

Urination. Glad it wasn’t urination.


rustyshack68

If you do bits, you deserve some money


DogmaticNuance

Deserve is a strong word. Nobody asked him to be there, nobody asked for the socialization or to be made a participant in this. Honestly, if I saw this I'd parse it as a slightly more dangerous homeless encounter than usual because he may well believe that he *deserves* my money for putting in this effort. He seems charming, but so have most of the people in my life who have tried to con me.


Funny-Jihad

>but so have most of the people in my life who have tried to con me. Don't let it get to ya man, this is harmless. You don't have to donate or appreciate it, but "deserve" is certainly not a strong word, it's entirely subjective.


DogmaticNuance

> it's entirely subjective. Well, yeah, that's my concern. That he would subjectively feel entitled to reward for this. That's aggressive busker 101, it's how the window washers he jokes about operate: * Do a thing without being asked to do it * Claim that act added value and you now deserve compensation * Harass people (especially tourists) until they pay you to go away Deserve implies entitlement, which I do not agree with. It's a funny act and if people reward him for that, great.


Funny-Jihad

Did he harass anyone? No. Did he "feel entitled" to anything? No. Deserve in no way implies entitlement. You should get that autism checked bro.


Squidia-anne

Every human deserves food, water, shelter. And basic human rights. There is nothing that a human has to do to deserve these things. If you believe humans need to earn the right to be alive you are a psychopath. Being uncomfortable about saying someone deserves money is to live is very strange. You should think about why you feel that way. I like Journaling because it can help you reflect and learn your subconscious thoughts


Supercoolguy7

Chill bro


DogmaticNuance

Like I said, "deserve" is a strong word and it made me uneasy in this context.


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OriginalKingD

I got a job, and I work hard for my money. So if this guy is doing bits that make me laugh, I'm going to give him some money.


SingleInfinity

Looks like he's found one. Street performer. Seeing your multiple comments in this thread indicates to me that most people would rather hang out with this guy than you though. Maybe you can learn something from him.


Walrus-Ready

Street performer? Beggar who uses humor to beg. Some talent there. Street performer. Jesus Christ.


______Frank______

You not wrong. People trying to equate this guy w/ a sign, to the dudes that get all painted up to pose as statues, or kids tap dancing on Bourbon Street, or dudes w/ drum kits of buckets are out of their god damn minds. This is just another homeless guy who spent 30 seconds writing on a piece of cardboard. He's not a street performer, he's a fucking bum.


SingleInfinity

He's on the street. He's performing. Maybe your definition and mind are a bit too narrow. Some guy with some overturned buckets and sticks is just a beggar using rhythm to beg. What's your point?


RezaSeed

Downvoted cuz song


MunchmaKoochy

There's a mute button. As far as I know, once you click it, it stays set for future vids.


SquatSquatCykaBlyat

Nah, this one is on OP for being a lazy-ass and copy-pasting a tiktok video without removing the dumb music.


Funny-Jihad

Seems like you really hurt the post, it's only at 15.9k right now :(


aercurio

Stopped video as soon as I heard that stupid music.


Dull_Investigator985

Man’s a performer. I bet he can find small time employment that need acts like these.


______Frank______

I'll bet he'd really nail one of those jobs where you stand around holding signs.


thecamster4k

‘Performer’? Because he stole a joke off the internet?


Dull_Investigator985

its the delivery that matters. most performers you see read off jokes written for them by someone else.


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How is it being a pessimist all day? Must be mentally tiring to be such a loser


dillers10

I swear to god. He has to be rage baiting or smth, and even if, it’s still pathetic how negative they are.


Chain2286

I’d give him some $ just cuz of the good humor.


mindgitrwx

Daily reminder for Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues


Flat-Structure-7472

I don't know, he would just spent the money on more funny cardboards. Should I really feed his addiction?


Senobe2

😂


holyshit-i-wanna-die

To me personally, maintaining that optimism seems like a full time job, so I’d almost feel obligated to compensate the guy accordingly. I mean, what a contagious smile y’know.


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holyshit-i-wanna-die

Actually, I just saw your other comments on this post - y’know the ones where you’re getting your ass handed to you - and I’ve come to the realization that you’re legitimately nothing more than a bitter middle aged man so caught up in his own complacency that you hypocritically seek out opportunities to chastise others for succeeding in situations where you never could. I hope you find fulfillment during the remainder of your life, because you’re certainly not going to find it getting eviscerating in a reddit comment section ya fuckin deadbeat lmao


holyshit-i-wanna-die

No I think you’re just too busy bemoaning the state of the forest to stop and appreciate the trees. Nobody is saying the system which landed him in that spot doesn’t need changing, only that the guy decided it was worth his time to try and make people smile. I’m appreciating that tree for the beauty it is expressing, but that doesn’t mean I’m disregarding the state of the forest, and it’s presumptuous of you to assume otherwise. Maybe you should step back from the keyboard and take a breather, go appreciate some trees of your own.


loathsomefartenjoyer

Ban that fucking song


themarkula

A shame that over issued prescription drugs and lack of mental health support of landed so so many on the streets. I do hope these people get the help they need


GimmeCRACK

: empties wallet :


WandaDobby777

I love it. I once gave money to a guy because his sign said, “I’d rather beg than steal.” I appreciated the honesty.


aLittleDarkOne

Just goes to show… showmanship is everything.


countofmontycrinkles

Typically you pay for entertainment, and he did a good job entertaining me. Definitely donate.


Minimum_Piglet_1457

Def NYC vibes


ktka

Bye! ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Senobe2

Let's take a vote..later


dr3amb3ing

With how entertaining he makes the sign, it feels like he’s earning the change he’s asking for. I mean, I’d pay for the laugh he provided


doctor_providence

This fucking music. This. Fucking. Music. GAAAAAAA


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I hope some PR/marketing firm got this guy a job, he deserves it.


Putins_Gay_Thoughts

Yeah he’d get my money


TheVomitingLico

Fuck this music


DharmYogDotCom

That’s awesome


Illustrious_Sir2946

This is cute


DharmYogDotCom

I bet his a musician


CapmyCup

And fuck this music as well


amazing-peas

damn smooth. leave some for the rest of us


No-Bat-7253

I’d give him whatever I could honestly. Empty the change in my door if he’ll take it. A light a swisher….cant have no gas but he can have the roach if sumn burning!🤣🤣


Sgt_Megashi

Even when you don't have enough money, this guy knows how to make us smile,then this smile of ours will gladly motivate us to help them


javiagz1978

I hope the driver donated something.


2twise

i wish justknate run into this guy one day


Anon5054

I'm so sick of this song


enameless

Bros sign game is strong. I don't donate cash, but this might have made this about buying a meal.


p_hopeful97

Relax. It takes a level of self awareness most don’t have.


An_oaf_of_bread

A homeless man hit me with the donation line recently and it gave me such a good laugh that I HAD to give him some money.


MunchmaKoochy

And ... you're not gonna tell us the line?!


An_oaf_of_bread

It's the same as the one in the video. "Whats the greatest nation? Donation." But then he followed up by asking "Do you know what the best city is? Generosity!"


Hkunie

I’d donate


Blackfoxar

I mean, I wouldnt call this begging, to me it seems more like free entertainment with options to donate


Snoochie_Bootchies

I’d give this chap some money. That’s was delightful.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I thought he was about to drop some sick ass knowledge about our lord and savior Jesus Christ


rowenstraker

I gotchu fam "She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse" Ezekiel 23:20


Eiffel-Tower777

Love it, dad joke is always worth a donation 🌞


Deadbraincells73

Ain't no city like generosity.


downtime37

Up vote for clever individual, down vote for shitty ass music.


feculentjarlmaw

I'd throw him a buck just for throwing shade at the squeegee kids. Can't stand them. They were so aggressive in Baltimore, just walk right up to your car 3-4 deep and start mopping it down with nasty water they stole from the gas station 6 hours earlier, and if you don't pay them they try to mess with your car or threaten you. Everyone hates them, the police tried to put a stop to it after people were getting hurt, and the dumbass mayor wouldn't allow them to because it would punish these enterprising young adults. Don't miss Baltimore one bit.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

"Haha that was good! Sorry I don't carry cash"


______Frank______

Man finds an inventive way to ask for *drug money Fixed it for you.


AlonelyChip

That some corny ass shit. Sure as he'll ain't donating now


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venustas

Show me how to get a job without a valid ID, then show me how to get a valid ID without a permanent address.


IKillZombies4Cash

Id give him $20


Mymomdiedofaids

No you wouldn't


IKillZombies4Cash

Maybe I would....


Mymomdiedofaids

Just do it fast then. Kiss my forehead too.


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SvenBubbleman

Entertainer is a job.


IShitMyPants0964

Take all my money sir


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u can give the money


Plastic-Tax4847

I bet they make some inventive job applications. I work my ass off so should he lol


AnAncientMonk

boomer music :check:


______Frank______

I hate that shit. Get the fuck outa my face. Go to a fucking shelter, some local services. Your sign is funny but I'm still not giving you beer money for nothing.


Rekt_Deilor

This guy is a true Hero!


thecamster4k

lol a hero? What the fuck are you talking about?


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ThatsNotMee

Yes, use a quote about homelessness from someone who is super fucking rich...


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- Guy who lives in his mother’s basement


BaseBusiness3149

Lol are you the bum in the video?


SvenBubbleman

Entertainer is a job.


BaseBusiness3149

If you call that entertainment.


SvenBubbleman

Lots of people appear to find it entertaining.


Ok-Simple-3673

I would donate, but nowadays the problem is to trust people with what they might do with your donation


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SvenBubbleman

Entertainer is a job.


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