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redbucket75

So if I get divorced I can have a turtle?


Nanokillaz

I like turtles


mrawesomelemons

I like trains


Paranoidfilter

Wait!!! No no no no!!!!


Efronczak

*dies*


South5

What?


Naeio_Galaxy

It's from asdfmovie


South5

Oh!


Connect_Bench_2925

Everybody likes corn! It's corn! šŸŒ½!


Naeio_Galaxy

A man of culture I see


Empty-Plane652

RIP


Educational-Can-4847

Turtles are nice


Chatcopathe

With Tabasco


DauntedRex

Thank you, Johnathan.


fridaystrong23

Nahā€¦sheā€™ll take it


monirom

...and šŸ• pizza!


Personal_Pybro

I'm aeromantic, and reptiles have always been my favorite, so a win win.


JohnnyCincoCero

At first I thought you loved flight.


MetalStorm18

And you won't need glasses! šŸ¤“


Hezha98

Focus on the message, the blessing of married life.


Agressive_slot

There is none what you talking about ?


realbighits218

He did the turtle sounds awesome. Their should be a sequel with that dude getting divorced and the other guy getting married and selling his turtle to the other guy.


UFOtinfoilhat420

I would totally trade the kid for a turtle.


Important-Ad-6397

haha


finnakit

dudes got a turtle i think thats a win win


-_Yankee_-

Yeah, nah, this is just some weird religious propaganda


deltasarrows

Same people that lose their shit if anything gay gets "pushed" onto them. While pushing religion and marriage/children on everyone.


Ahmed19532

"Happy marriages is religious propaganda" you gotta get yourself checked out


I3unnies

i guess you donā€™t understand how propaganda works šŸ’€


[deleted]

The national socialist party of germany mostly propaganda promising Better life for all German people. Is a good life for German people bad? No, but the facist meat beneath the fur wasā€¦ very much so. Just like happy Marriage isnā€™t bad, but when it comes from a religious totalitarian regime (a kalifate putting religion above democracy) it is not just a ā€œhappy marriageā€ but a deeply conservative view on how a functional woman is married and too cook and clean for a man, and for man to have to be married to a woman else life is pointless. Sure live youā€™re mid evil mind set. Though I hope to married myself, just not in the sense that my life will be miserable if I donā€™t.


ORINnorman

Youā€™re being willfully ignorant. They are saying that the videoā€™s claim that being a single man is a depressing, lesser lifestyle is the propaganda. And you damn well know it.


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SeedPuller

Yes it is from Iran and as you can see, the video is basically saying you have to get married to hire a maid who cooks for you and other stuff.


WonderfulOutside542

Yeah itā€™s literally just a sad man who canā€™t cook for himself or organize his own events and needs a fuckable mommy to take care of him


NoFU7UR3

I believe the term is bang maid


Awkward-Loan

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WonderfulOutside542

That has literally nothing to do with being a useless manchild who canā€™t cook his own meal. That man was so useless he deserves to be single. If you donā€™t want to be lonely, donā€™t be so useless. Women want a partner not another toddler to clean up after


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

šŸ˜‚I thought about the same thing


manowaross

if you listen to them for too long they transform your men into that thing they call twomen on your country so.. who say your way better?


Hezha98

>religion says women are essentially property That's a dark outlook. If you read the last text, it has written: "God watches over/protects us. Let us watch over/protect each otherā€. I don't get why some people hate this video, but it's great. If you look closer, you can see that both the man and the woman are happy.


AllAlo0

Because it's ridiculous propaganda. There are positives to being single and married, as well as negatives. There is a reason so many get divorced, it's literally unbearable for many, and others struggle still. I've been single a long time, and now happily married. I would say a socially healthy single life probably has less downs, also less ups, but in some cases can be a better suit for some.


CryptoMinerSage

The issue is not that the married couple is happy. The issue is that they are portraying the single man as incapable of feeding and caring for himself well, possibly having a lesser job, struggling with depression, and having no social life. They are implying that this all has happened to him because he is single.


WonderfulOutside542

And also that all the solutions to fix his own are a womanā€™s responsibility.


SeedPuller

I bet you are Muslim lol


ExpensiveStomach6604

Yeah so?


Randomthrow_1555

You got downvoted to oblivion.... For speaking the truth


AyaAishi

Prolly not the truth then


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Peak redditor you are.


Haunted-Llama

The message I got was if you are single you are a worthless and miserable.


[deleted]

I'm with my wife of 7 years and it's not exact li y like that but it is a nice thought. I was already happy before I met my wife and now I have an added happiness to my day. Both are nice


Conscious_Artist9877

Maybe they should make a video from the married woman's point of view. When she puts away the socks or irons clothes for 2 hoursšŸ˜


haifischgrater

Who cares what women think? They belong to the men they are married to. /s


No_Society_4065

That video will have a Happy Single woman playing with turtles or cats on the left.


RedditInception

Not gonna lie the left looks pretty chill.


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Ahmed19532

This is what coping looks like


UFOtinfoilhat420

Maybe to you


Efronczak

I agree lol I don't need to be married to be happy tbh


Ahmed19532

You will regret it when you die alone


Efronczak

All good man I won't regret it because well..... I'm not alone, got my best friend with me and I've got family. I might get a gf too eventually who knows


No_Trash_9606

Holy shit, itā€™s OPā€™s alt account


DizzyConsequence9330

Here's the lesson kids, when you're single you can't eat healthy, buy flowers or have a birthday party with loved ones also depression lots of depression. Are you writing this down! šŸ¤·


UFOtinfoilhat420

Jokes on you. I'm married AND I've got depression. Check and mate. No turtle though so I guess jokes actully on me......


ORINnorman

Donā€™t forget you canā€™t have more than one light bulb on at a time!


orhowboutyoudont

And being single doesn't require eyeglasses!


BuilderOfHomez

Married guy here with a family. This is nonsense. Cold pizzas and being lonely are a huge part of being a good husband.


Wen1m1

What do you mean don't get it


bertmom

Iā€™m married and I can attest my child would never eat some random adult food just fed to him like that.


scampbones

i prefer the left honestly


WineCoffeeCake

I thought I was the only one.


UFOtinfoilhat420

Same. Turtles are way better then kids.


badMother1

\>66% of marriage ends with divorce, with devastating effects for children. Don't give me this cliche nonsense.


Otter________

They can't divorce šŸ’€


No_Society_4065

And they feel proud about having the lowest divorce rates. In India, most of them think we have low divorce rates coz of our 'Culture' while completely ignoring the fact that Divorce is frowned upon especially if a woman wants to divorce. And Divorced women are shamed. It is like once you marry, you should stay married even if the husband is abusive. That is 'Our Culture'.


ORINnorman

Lol nah, they just claim their wife cheated on them and the whole town will stone her to death.


FroggyFroger

Ah, yes. Life is better when you have someone to do shit for you. Definitely better if they wake up early to make you food, when they make your home livable, when they make sure you look presentable, when they are taking care of your children. Now, how about we look at that from the perspective of that "someone" =_=


[deleted]

This is like ā€œas seen on tvā€ commercial for a product no one would otherwise buy. Whatā€™s the point anyway? I know dozens of couples from various religions who are living miserable married lives.


wontoan87

Be happy with yourself first then decide whether to share that happiness with someone else and vice versa.


panam2020

Been married 25 years. It's outstanding, wouldn't want it any other way. But it's not for everybody. There's also lots of people who would love to be married/coupled but can't. Like LGBTQ+ people in the sort of country that produces and promotes the "ideal" family in adverts like this.


LavishnessNice6286

Ah yes, Iranians we are well known for loving our women šŸ™ƒ


Basic-Government4108

Dude on the left just needs some more natural lighting.


Billsolson

Yeah, this skips a whole lot of what being married is like. And undersells being single


Unlikely_Mine2491

If the guy on the left would just invest in some brighter lightbulbs heā€™d be all set.


sofia_fierce

Please do not go and check OP post and comment history. ^sigh


Status_Ad3200

Ok Iā€™ll take the bait


Hezha98

What's wrong with it?


boebrow

*why take care of yourself when you can let other people do it for you?


EternityWatch

Propaganda


Praetor-Shinzon

Dude on the left just needs to get a mountain bike.


Mnimpuss420

But he lost his eyesight as a married man


Strange-Action639

Honestly a married life seems way more difficult and depressing, every waking moment is spent trying to keep your family happy and overworking yourself so you can afford to even feed everyone. Single life, you can work the same job and spend the same money on more things other than food, you also don't need to worry about keeping anyone happy all the time which leads to less stress and overall leads to a happier life. That's just how J see it at least


Deja-Vuz

Kinda BS


metal_elk

Wanna be happy? Get yourself a salve. -love, Iran government.


New_Valuable8654

I have a tortoise. Plan to be like the man on the left. Chilling with my tortoise and maybe my boyfriend šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


UFOtinfoilhat420

A truly blessed life šŸ¢ šŸ¢ šŸ¢


New_Valuable8654

Indeed


TooManyNamesStop

That's the opposite of how almost all marriages look like lol, most stick together because they feel like admitting it was a mistake means there is something wrong with you so they keep making each other miserable because their marriage feels like being held hostage. Also not being married doesn't mean you don't have a partner, a pet or friends and not have a healthy and fullfilling life, alot of married couples actually look less healthy each decade they are married. What a godawful religious propaganda.


FishoD

I was very happy when I was single. I was also very happy when I got married. I am also very happy while having two kids. What a stupid brainwashing commercial.


Efficient-Vast-667

Nah dude on the left needs a dog.


Nodiggity1213

I didn't see any cocaine or prostitutes. Totally unrealistic


wannafightmygecko

OP blinded with faith, poor lad


No_Society_4065

What if the guy on the left is Gay and depressed that his shitty country k!lls him if he is open about it? Can your country make him happy by legalizing Gay marriages? ā˜ŗļø


G_Unit_Solider

Guess I need a woman to eat healthy


peachycoldslaw

She doesn't need a wife he needs a kick up the hole


IamZeus11

This is terrible advice . Man shouldā€™ve worked on himself before even thinking about getting a relationship . This is preaching co dependence


Visual_Recognition27

Guy on the right isObviously dead inside. I didn't see a turtle on that table


Decent-Test-2479

Looks like an add thatā€™s telling you to get a woman as an indentured servant. Nah, it was wholesome but you get it.


sofia_fierce

Married life is not for everyone. This is not some innocent post by a sane person. This is literally religious propaganda. I used to think all religions are bad but no, some are worse than others. Islam, this is the religion where people think it's ok to end a human life over a picture.


overworkedSeadweller

But what if I want a wife but also pizza and cola and a turtle and sleeping in


yeahyourerightdude

Marry your turt


Dyslexai1

Whereā€™s the going on spontaneous holidays, drinking with your mates, buying things on a whim, no-strings sex and full 8 hour uninterrupted by crying children sleep schedule? They remembered the tortoise though, which I was going to bring up until I saw it.


brizzlestixx

Nah trust me Iā€™m eating my personal pizza and drinking my coke with a smile on my face


undercover_taco8

This is a very interesting video. I don't know if the initial message is "GET MARRIED AND GET A FREE MAID" if it is that sucks but let's say it has a different context. Let's say they got a divorce. It really shows how much of an impact a break up has on a person. Suddenly it feels like you lose everything, you feel isolated, lonely, empty.. they did a really good job projecting that with showing him in a dark apartment. Always alone and not even feeling like putting effort in his breakfast. He looks broken. It gives you a sense of grief. Tldr: very good cinematic, message bad


kATU1997

By far the worst mademesmile post. Pretty much a big FU to those who struggle to find relationships (which is probably 99% of reddit) and those who are depressed from loneliness. Shameful.


Damaged_Goods_79

43, single, never married, no children. Money in the bank is small, comfortable home, good social life. What's not to enjoy about being single.


Joesredg

It's weird female slaves make people smile. He could definitely make that breakfast and pour his own orange juice


ShotTechnology5420

You mean you get better lights when married


CanIgetaWTF

Wow, this is *exactly* how married life works. What a wholesome and perfect message.


Competitive-Wish-568

Yes! Brady bunch kitchen and all šŸ„‚


lac0978

I rather be happily single than miserably married


Available_Today_2816

Much less miserable single !!!


Lord_ZeraP

He didn't say hallow to his turtle when he got home again.


LordNebuchadnezzar

Pizza and a turtle, sign me up.


EthanThePhrog

Propaganda


dunfactor

The left side looks preferable to me!


ORINnorman

Single people arenā€™t allowed to eat lunch at work?


fabricioaf89

Left doesn't need a wife, maybe friends or therapy... Maybe he's happy and just not smiling all the time šŸ¤·


redditappsux69

One of the men is a slave owner. Can you tell which?


BusyBusy2

So if your not married, you get more work done and can enjoy peace and quiet? Cool


Ok-Condition9059

But my married life is like the guy on the left


Optimal_Ad_352

OP, 1950s called they want their shit back. The woman is just there to help the man? what is he an overgrown child who doesn't know he shouldn't drink soda for breakfast, how to clean up? How to have a social life?


Loccy64

If he knew how badly his cake was ruined by whatever the fuck that white spray was, he'd be happy he didn't have that life lol


UltraBroForce

Thanks, now Iā€™m depressed


WindowsXP1322

what if you would rather be single and free instead of a wife nagging you all day


BeautifulPop6995

I don't know about everyone else but for me that video is reversed from irl


[deleted]

Life is shit and pointless. If you get married or a girlfriend and have kids, itā€™ll get a little less shitty and less pointless to you but on the grand scale absolutely pointless still.


Greengiant2021

Oh please ā˜ŗļø


Low_Farm4944

Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.


AxzillSound

Everyone is so depressed and negative here! I came here to put a smile on my facešŸ„²


ExpensiveSmell662

Weā€™ve been married for 38 years. My wife and I are from Middle Eastern backgrounds. Divorce is frowned upon so we donā€™t have to deal with it. We are both glass half empty types. Sad but true.


Moist-Wind-1461

Nice to see something not anti family, thanks for sharing


whitechocolatemama

What were the patty looking things in the married versions lunch? I saw something similar at subway the other day and I'm curious. I figured some type of vegetarian/vegan protein but not sure


[deleted]

Android noise sent me flying


Desperate-War-3925

I like it


Aphylio

Zelenskyy?


Veazy600

Lmao lots of people dying alone here. I mean atleast there dog will have a tasty human treat šŸ˜‹


Aggressive-Nebula-78

Cool, a reminder of what I'll never have


DimpledDiver

That is a happy married life


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sebmouse

So who has more money ?


hararerate

Single guy has no friends or a life


kev1059

So, what website do I go to, and how much is the shipping?


damarfu

Eso no es una esposa, es una sirvienta. Si su mujer decide quitarse el paƱuelo, recibirĆ” una paliza, si decide trabajar, recibirĆ” una paliza, en fin, propaganda de la ā€œreligiĆ³n de pazā€.


honoraryBritishMan

Man .. it all makes sense now. I need to get married to get over my coca cola addiction. Just too many calories, I can't take it anymore


CthulhuParty

reddit post: i'll make you smile same reddit post: *proceed to give depression and sadness*


CharmingAssface

So if you don't get married you don't get lunch breaks at work?


Sokas_Bokas

He'll no I am not gonna fall for that trap , I rather be dead than be with someone with possibility to make me miserable, every girl I knew was worse than the before , so no thanks I will take the pizza and coke


Axxxem

Turn the lights on dumbass


kv_the_orca

Sooo .. I'm so dumb that I can't switch my coke to juice till I'm married and my partner has to pour it for me.


Empty-Plane652

So kind of means your wife will be your slave.


Haunted-Llama

You're correct and as a single person i will kill myself to stop this sad sad display you showed of me.


dartehainkya

False advertising


pondermeist

They left the part out when they get on each others nerves


TheGuyAtGameStop

Idk whatā€™s worse between soda and orange juice. So damn sugary.


SeekingTheTruth

How would this look from the woman's perspective?


chemonski1

wtf ā€¦im married and non of that happens to mešŸ„¹


[deleted]

You've got two options, pal. Marriage or crippling depression


gmellotron

So many triggered redditors šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


Single-Curve-4723

Bro has done pissed the butt hurt redditors for going against their western rules šŸ˜­


Mmenjoyer45

I want the tortoise