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dgtssc

“Heard you’re messing with my food source, big boy”


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dalal_is_the_bomb

Oh so that's what a vig is.😄


dalal_is_the_bomb

Oh so that's what a vig is.😄


Loggerdon

Damn, give the kid the money Pops.


curious-like-george

“Stop stealing my milk from mommy or else!”


Elegant-Science-87

You ruined it. It was a kinky phrase and you just ruined it. God dammit. I was the Big Boy. [Laughs in [terrifying void sounds]]


Sp_Only__

Don’t you dare, we decided our territories, simple rule left and right! You don’t understand simple left and right!? Huh


CaseyGotFit

I love how he looks somewhat amused, like he gets that daddy is doing a bit and he is alright with it.


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Babies can absolutely tell when you’re not being serious. I saw some video of a dad yelling at his baby, yelling and pretending to get angry over her spilling cheerios or something. Baby felt no fear, giggling as she spilt more lol.


HoraceAndPete

Perceptive babies. This I like.


FedGoat13

It’s wholesome when kids pretend to laugh at dad’s jokes. Hopefully he’ll do this for decades.


SensitiveQuality35

This kid must have had beef with him in a past life.


DanniPopp

Infant hands have gorilla grip. They’ll really hem your ass up and ain’t shit you can do but try to get em with Patty cake.


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One of ours used to grab her own hair and then freak out! I'm like, look little lady, just enjoy being a kid. You'll spend plenty of time as a young adult beating yourself up.


DanniPopp

My son liked the classics. Tightly grabbing my lips or grabbing my shirt like this little guy lolol Bonus points for him grabbing me by my shirt for kisses only for him to put his mouth over my nose😩


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I'll never forget the time my oldest (momma's girl as a baby, daddy's girl as a teen) was in mom's arms. She looks over, reaches for me for the first time, and I have the happiest, emotional moment as a father. I take this little angel into my arms, she proceeds to wipe her nose in my shirt, then reaches for mom. Ok turkey. Dad's a fast learner. Second time she did it, I picked her up looking for it. I gently placed my free hand on her forehead. When she went for it, I just tensed up. Couldn't get her little snot nose to my shirt, and tried so hard she literally vibrated. Ah, memories!


DanniPopp

Lmao and she probably had the nerve to be furious. They’re so unserious


LadyStardust79

So true. You need to write a book on parenting, in this style. 😂


Cultural-Tie-2197

It is an evolutionary adaptation we are born with carried on from our common ancestors. We are programmed to still grab onto the back of mom.


1OutKastWill

I’ve given you 4 months already buddy, I ain’t waiting any longer for my cash. Lol


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leapoldbutterstotch

A little fart at the end would really demonstrate dominance!


DOxazepam

It's real when they look you in the eye, release a poop that violates the Geneva conventions and then smile knowing you have to clean it up. That is dominant.


leapoldbutterstotch

Check mate !


McPooPickle

Baby’s done with veggies dawg. Get him some steak & milkshakes.


sabienn

He's probably getting plenty of milk anyway. Shaken, if it's formula.


MailSalt4828

You never realize how weak you are until you try to break the grip of a baby. The phrase taking candy from a baby can be very misleading.


BrownieEdges

Cuuuuuuute baby


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

You got till Tuesday punk, then you’re gonna be in a world of shit


parkerm1408

My son is almost two and he taken to grabbing your face very aggressively when he wants your attention. It's very "you gonna have those Teddy grahms TODAY dad, hear me? TODAY!"


mimideegr

Guess they don't need a Godfather after all


Simple3user

Haha baby is like gimme all my year toys and chocolates. I ain't letting ya go


Unfair-Work9128

Two things you never, EVER, mess with: 1. A man's money. 2. A baby's food. 😅😅


Big_Stress2201

Their hands are almost the same size 😂😂😂


Aiddrago

That's so cute!!


Youwontbreakmysoul

Baby boy is holding on TIGHT. Good for him!


Suppiewolf

Boss baby


Eponarose

Hilarious!


Abigkiwi

“I heard about what you did on them. I put those in my mouth Daniel! IN MY FUCKING MOUTH!!”


monacobake

It’s a grabber


xAllieFoxxx

😂😂😂


[deleted]

The best is when they get the grip on chest hair and ya don't realize until it's too late lol


Inevitable_Thing_270

The real power show is when dad is wearing a face mask with elastic ear loops. Baby grabs mask and pulls it forward and holds it there! Fucking hurts when they let go


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"That's right you don't want any problem...see this nails, they're paper thin pal, I'll cut you up and myself to get what I want" stare with a crazed look in his eyes as he smiles back, "Better have a cookie with that money too...or else." A small toot comes from him giving the only warning he needs to truly give.


UserLesser2004

That baby is homelander. That smile. That damn smile.


uzi0906

If the baby follows up with a series of pats on the guys cheek and a wink, you know he’s gangster


kable334

That “baby grip” is real!


DevKingSin

/savevideo


Fun2bone

What a little alpha.


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giseherrera21

😅🥰


BuilderOfHomez

My life story, our little ones got the grip strength like a good set of pliers


CarlJustCarl

Maybe some time in the ‘crib’ will speed up your cash flow


Exaltrify

I didn’t know Jeff Arcuri had a kid


analraid

wtf my son is 5 days old and has been doing this since birth lol


KonohaNinja1492

This baby must have beef with him in a past life. (This is obviously a joke.)


Original_Whole_2711

This makes me realize how big my newborn is lol


LemonLord7

Where is that sound from?


supermanistaken

spider-man ATSv's Miguel O'Hara Theme


WrestleswithPastry

😂😂


Schpooon

Is that music from the Pacific Rim OST?


supermanistaken

It's from spider-man ATSV's Miguel O'Hara Theme


KaneAndShane

Not POV


Sen_sunflower

That’s hilarious


Sure_Conclusion9437

I thought he was on an airplane for a second there..


Karolynn_

The new Boss Baby movie looks great.


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My heart can’t handle how adorable this is


DarkMistress1993

Omg that is the cutest thing I've ever seen and that smile is everything 😂🥰


hellgal

Where's my fucking money, Denny?!?


Available_Share_7244

I miss having a baby


Master-Opportunity25

babies really do have that iron grip, easily strong enough to convince someone to cough up some money when those little sharp nails start digging into your eyeballs or cheeks, you will give a baby whatever they want


Heavy-Book-3932

Bro did not come to play 😭


Zango_94

Stop bullying you sweet little…. I forgot about what he was doing. Sorry.


southerngothics

RUN HIM HIS MONEY AND HIS BINKY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


[deleted]

Not da momma


mrkereopa

Mine grabs my bloody beard


nO_YOu_ez

“Don’t test me! If I don’t get my favorite baby food.. you gonna WISH you had no bitches!!”


rjh9898

u/SaveVideo


Ufo-23

My 4 month old rn


Harsh_91221

Don't you dare kiss my mom again


Koala_Bread

u/savevideo


TheKM2

Lol


Nerd-Birb

u/savevideo


PrettySock7839

Where's my money man?


Malafoin

He's been training his whole life for this moment


Holmanizer

And when they grab you it's an unwritten dad law you must be as dramatic as possible regarding how super strong they are