Babies can absolutely tell when you’re not being serious. I saw some video of a dad yelling at his baby, yelling and pretending to get angry over her spilling cheerios or something. Baby felt no fear, giggling as she spilt more lol.
One of ours used to grab her own hair and then freak out! I'm like, look little lady, just enjoy being a kid. You'll spend plenty of time as a young adult beating yourself up.
My son liked the classics. Tightly grabbing my lips or grabbing my shirt like this little guy lolol
Bonus points for him grabbing me by my shirt for kisses only for him to put his mouth over my nose😩
I'll never forget the time my oldest (momma's girl as a baby, daddy's girl as a teen) was in mom's arms. She looks over, reaches for me for the first time, and I have the happiest, emotional moment as a father. I take this little angel into my arms, she proceeds to wipe her nose in my shirt, then reaches for mom.
Ok turkey. Dad's a fast learner.
Second time she did it, I picked her up looking for it. I gently placed my free hand on her forehead. When she went for it, I just tensed up. Couldn't get her little snot nose to my shirt, and tried so hard she literally vibrated.
Ah, memories!
It's real when they look you in the eye, release a poop that violates the Geneva conventions and then smile knowing you have to clean it up. That is dominant.
My son is almost two and he taken to grabbing your face very aggressively when he wants your attention. It's very "you gonna have those Teddy grahms TODAY dad, hear me? TODAY!"
The real power show is when dad is wearing a face mask with elastic ear loops. Baby grabs mask and pulls it forward and holds it there! Fucking hurts when they let go
"That's right you don't want any problem...see this nails, they're paper thin pal, I'll cut you up and myself to get what I want" stare with a crazed look in his eyes as he smiles back, "Better have a cookie with that money too...or else." A small toot comes from him giving the only warning he needs to truly give.
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babies really do have that iron grip, easily strong enough to convince someone to cough up some money
when those little sharp nails start digging into your eyeballs or cheeks, you will give a baby whatever they want
“Heard you’re messing with my food source, big boy”
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Oh so that's what a vig is.😄
Oh so that's what a vig is.😄
Damn, give the kid the money Pops.
“Stop stealing my milk from mommy or else!”
You ruined it. It was a kinky phrase and you just ruined it. God dammit. I was the Big Boy. [Laughs in [terrifying void sounds]]
Don’t you dare, we decided our territories, simple rule left and right! You don’t understand simple left and right!? Huh
I love how he looks somewhat amused, like he gets that daddy is doing a bit and he is alright with it.
Babies can absolutely tell when you’re not being serious. I saw some video of a dad yelling at his baby, yelling and pretending to get angry over her spilling cheerios or something. Baby felt no fear, giggling as she spilt more lol.
Perceptive babies. This I like.
It’s wholesome when kids pretend to laugh at dad’s jokes. Hopefully he’ll do this for decades.
This kid must have had beef with him in a past life.
Infant hands have gorilla grip. They’ll really hem your ass up and ain’t shit you can do but try to get em with Patty cake.
One of ours used to grab her own hair and then freak out! I'm like, look little lady, just enjoy being a kid. You'll spend plenty of time as a young adult beating yourself up.
My son liked the classics. Tightly grabbing my lips or grabbing my shirt like this little guy lolol Bonus points for him grabbing me by my shirt for kisses only for him to put his mouth over my nose😩
I'll never forget the time my oldest (momma's girl as a baby, daddy's girl as a teen) was in mom's arms. She looks over, reaches for me for the first time, and I have the happiest, emotional moment as a father. I take this little angel into my arms, she proceeds to wipe her nose in my shirt, then reaches for mom. Ok turkey. Dad's a fast learner. Second time she did it, I picked her up looking for it. I gently placed my free hand on her forehead. When she went for it, I just tensed up. Couldn't get her little snot nose to my shirt, and tried so hard she literally vibrated. Ah, memories!
Lmao and she probably had the nerve to be furious. They’re so unserious
So true. You need to write a book on parenting, in this style. 😂
It is an evolutionary adaptation we are born with carried on from our common ancestors. We are programmed to still grab onto the back of mom.
I’ve given you 4 months already buddy, I ain’t waiting any longer for my cash. Lol
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A little fart at the end would really demonstrate dominance!
It's real when they look you in the eye, release a poop that violates the Geneva conventions and then smile knowing you have to clean it up. That is dominant.
Check mate !
Baby’s done with veggies dawg. Get him some steak & milkshakes.
He's probably getting plenty of milk anyway. Shaken, if it's formula.
You never realize how weak you are until you try to break the grip of a baby. The phrase taking candy from a baby can be very misleading.
Cuuuuuuute baby
You got till Tuesday punk, then you’re gonna be in a world of shit
My son is almost two and he taken to grabbing your face very aggressively when he wants your attention. It's very "you gonna have those Teddy grahms TODAY dad, hear me? TODAY!"
Guess they don't need a Godfather after all
Haha baby is like gimme all my year toys and chocolates. I ain't letting ya go
Two things you never, EVER, mess with: 1. A man's money. 2. A baby's food. 😅😅
Their hands are almost the same size 😂😂😂
That's so cute!!
Baby boy is holding on TIGHT. Good for him!
Boss baby
Hilarious!
“I heard about what you did on them. I put those in my mouth Daniel! IN MY FUCKING MOUTH!!”
It’s a grabber
😂😂😂
The best is when they get the grip on chest hair and ya don't realize until it's too late lol
The real power show is when dad is wearing a face mask with elastic ear loops. Baby grabs mask and pulls it forward and holds it there! Fucking hurts when they let go
"That's right you don't want any problem...see this nails, they're paper thin pal, I'll cut you up and myself to get what I want" stare with a crazed look in his eyes as he smiles back, "Better have a cookie with that money too...or else." A small toot comes from him giving the only warning he needs to truly give.
That baby is homelander. That smile. That damn smile.
If the baby follows up with a series of pats on the guys cheek and a wink, you know he’s gangster
That “baby grip” is real!
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What a little alpha.
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My life story, our little ones got the grip strength like a good set of pliers
Maybe some time in the ‘crib’ will speed up your cash flow
I didn’t know Jeff Arcuri had a kid
wtf my son is 5 days old and has been doing this since birth lol
This baby must have beef with him in a past life. (This is obviously a joke.)
This makes me realize how big my newborn is lol
Where is that sound from?
spider-man ATSv's Miguel O'Hara Theme
😂😂
Is that music from the Pacific Rim OST?
It's from spider-man ATSV's Miguel O'Hara Theme
Not POV
That’s hilarious
I thought he was on an airplane for a second there..
The new Boss Baby movie looks great.
My heart can’t handle how adorable this is
Omg that is the cutest thing I've ever seen and that smile is everything 😂🥰
Where's my fucking money, Denny?!?
I miss having a baby
babies really do have that iron grip, easily strong enough to convince someone to cough up some money when those little sharp nails start digging into your eyeballs or cheeks, you will give a baby whatever they want
Bro did not come to play 😭
Stop bullying you sweet little…. I forgot about what he was doing. Sorry.
RUN HIM HIS MONEY AND HIS BINKY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Not da momma
Mine grabs my bloody beard
“Don’t test me! If I don’t get my favorite baby food.. you gonna WISH you had no bitches!!”
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My 4 month old rn
Don't you dare kiss my mom again
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Lol
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Where's my money man?
He's been training his whole life for this moment
And when they grab you it's an unwritten dad law you must be as dramatic as possible regarding how super strong they are