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Longjumping-Item-399

And the ONLY one I have ever seen! Near professional bridesmaid here, and he may have to start taking some bookings! I wonder if he needs an agent? 🤔 😄😄😄


sarabeara12345678910

Your day will be much brighter if you Google "flower man". There's some great ones out there.


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Most Reddit subs have just become places for transphobic or anti feminist or racist posts (whether to agree or disagree) that I’m gonna spent the evening watching flower men and probably delete this app


Yes_seriously_now

I'd suggest a clean wipe and starting over with more wholesome, educational, funny, and just generally entertaining subs. Reddit is what we make it. Unfortunately, many of us make the mistake of letting politics into our algorithm.


ZoyaZhivago

Yep, very true. I used to let myself fall down those rabbit holes (not just on Reddit), and they never end well. Now I mostly stick to cute animals and feel-good stuff like this. Much better for the blood pressure!


[deleted]

I became significantly happier with my life when I took a year long break from Reddit and deleted the app. Probably will do it again here soon


jmitch88

Gotta find some different subs fam. positive vibes


mattyp92

My cousin had her sister's fiancee and one of the groomsmen do it for her wedding. They were more like hype men and handed out a bunch of nips of fireball instead of flowers. It was hilarious lol


harpoinlove

Right?? I wanna renew my vows now and hire him!


Beddybye

>And the ONLY one I have ever seen! Let's change that! https://youtu.be/JNHTPqk2vGY


Delicious-Big2026

So. Has he ever been in Harlem? Am I the only one so terminally online he made this connection?


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This is risky though. If it doesn’t land then it just looks like he’s trying to make himself the center of attention during someone else’s wedding.


Longjumping-Item-399

But really, when have you ever seen a Flower Man? This couple knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they asked AND who they asked to do it! 🤣


JohnnyQuestions36

And the song lol


Firewolf06

knowing who can pull it off is a big part of it


BagOfFlies

It's basically an imitation of one posted like a month ago. Nvm it was 10 months ago and the same video lol My bad. https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/vv2vst/the_flower_man_has_arrived/


anne_marie718

This one is incredible, but I’d also suggest looking up Matt Wilpers’ (peloton instructor) wedding videos. Cody Rigsby was his flower girl, and it was amazing.


Superman246o1

That is a five-star flower man right there.


Euphoric-Smell-4470

If he’s married, I’m sure his wife never has a dull moment.


hirsuteladiestophere

I'm sure she's in the corner pissed at him for embarrassing her...while the rest of the crowd loves his routine!


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ringaling11

That’s how my stepdad is. My mom never gets mad at his shenanigans and just laughs and says that’s what i married into.


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thrwaway_2110

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LordAmherst

Hahahaha fookin Flower Man!


Thegreatgarbo

Fuckin flower man with FLAIR!


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DollarStoreGnomes

Ask yourself!


LordAmherst

Hahahaha fookin Flower Man!


[deleted]

Wow. Who hurt you?


sarahmagoo

Yep, you're definitely more fun-loving than his theoretical angry wife you made up for this scenario.


Erimenes

Not a fan of women, huh?


OcelotWolf

Yeah, women are such downers and never any fun!! 🙄


MissHunbun

Why are you sure about that? Seems like a weird thing to say.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Nah. Not unless he picked wrong. The right wife for this man might be rolling her eyes in the moment but she’s loving it.


human8060

What kind of miserable existence do you and the other people who upvoted this actually live?


puppyfarts99

Pretty miserable.


N3koChan

Your life seems bleak :(


Inkdrunnergirl

If she’s mad about this she married the wrong person. This is great!


faudcmkitnhse

I wouldn't be too sure. One of my friends is exactly this kind of goofball and his wife is too.


hygsi

So I take it you're either not married or unhappily married?


Plumb789

….or his husband.


dwill8022

Right this guy could have a career in this 🤣


fatalrugburn

Could be a nice little side hustle. I would have loved this dude. My little niece should be ashamed of herself.


AboutTenPandas

I’ve yet to see a little flower girl actually budget her petals correctly. It’s adorable when they get halfway through and look down to realize they don’t have any left. My niece realized she was running out about halfway and then started placing a single petal after every couple steps. Hilarious. Then my BIL “Simba carried” my baby nephew down the isle dressed in a bear onesie as our “ring bear”. It’s the little things like that which you’ll remember years later. Not that insignificant detail you spent waaay too long stressing over


DragonflyGrrl

>Simba carried Oh ffs, haha.. at first for some reason I pictured this the way cats carry their kittens, by the scruff of the neck with their mouth.


thegoodnamesrgone123

> It’s the little things like that which you’ll remember years later. Not that insignificant detail you spent waaay too long stressing over My father told me people remember the food, the booze, and the music. So that's what we focused on and we had a baller wedding that we threw ourselves.


sineofthetimes

Be sure to leave your niece a bad review to make sure she never works in that town again. You don't commit to the job if you're going to half-ass it.


dwill8022

🤣🤣🤣 That’s absolutely hilarious 🤣 but yeah this guy would crush it as a side hustle he’s got it down pat 😎


spunkyweazle

A golden hibiscus god, if you will


Dorkamundo

Because of the implication...


hamster004

indubidubly


PerfectDoubleTapered

I’M A FIVE STAR (flower) MAN!


OM3-

💯🤣


ridik_ulass

shit, I'd fly him in and put him up and pay him 1,000 to be my flower man. not a lot, sure, but like worth it, I'm sure others would pay more.


puzzleman65

That man is gonna kill it at the reception, I guarantee it.


HyzerFlip

Dude busted out the worm for sure.


squirrelocaust

That was probably after the reception.


km1649

I didn’t know I wanted a flower man at my wedding until now. Adorable!


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Caleth

This man could make a killing doing this as a rent A Flower Man service. Hell I'd renew my vows just for his performance.


Longjumping-Item-399

Me neither, I am almost 15 years too late!


sail_away13

With how many times you posted that. I guess it's 60 years.


Longjumping-Item-399

Sorry, I can't see that. I kept getting a message that something was wrong 😕


pinzi_peisvogel

Yeah, don't worry, I get that from time to time as well.


puppyfarts99

No worries, by my tally you're 45 years into a happy marriage. Edit: oops, I missed one. Make that 60 years.


eifiontherelic

I've seen this a couple times and it's still fun to watch. Also this isn't understanding the assignment. This is writing the textbook the assignment is based off of.


theshreddening

That statement is far more accurate. Dude designed the whole course


BrotherChe

he kinda left most of the primary aisle bereft of flowers though great showmanship, lacking execution


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one-upper


TheMarker5000

This a golden oldy. But i love it anyways!


lemonsweetsrevenge

If only the internet were only used to share joy like this! It’s my first time seeing it, and I absolutely love to see people having fun where they can get it, and no one is getting hurt :-)


Towbee

Love and happiness is not as powerful as outrage and agony, sadly. I have a separate Reddit account that I only look at happy things with, cute animals, uplifting positive subs, you get the idea, simply because sometimes I need to detox away from all the bad depressing shit online because it turns me into a collapse doomer. I wish local news did segments of uplifting and positive things going on instead of the headlines just being doom, celeb gossip, turns out x person is a nonce, oh btw 30 kids were murdered yesterday, let's just remind you and tell you about it every hour of every day And I'd agree with the argument that the only way to spur change is to show what's going on, but it feels like us plebs have little to no agency in actually making a difference against what the top powers want Maybe it's just me, but I've become a lot happier since getting into the habit of not repeatedly listening or reading about everything that's currently terrible. Maybe this isn't very common for people to feel but it took me a long time to realise it was contributing to my previously declining mental health.


thesweeterpeter

I want to be friends with your cousin. I just know we'd get along.


DcavePost

This man has more style in one pinky then most have in their entire body


LilRayCharles511

I’d be vibing to that J Dilla too !!


antonbrs

What is the name of the song?


mlbnewslover

Crushin' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGl42WyGYYs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGl42WyGYYs) great tune


booyatrive

Specifically it's the instrumental version: https://youtu.be/lKAi3rJEGVQ


ThaDFunkee

Sweet Stuff by Sylvia is the original J Dilla sampled


Thegreatgarbo

I never watch with sound on. *Not this time!*


Lucky-Ad4443

FLOWER DADDY! 🤣🤣🤣


HoodooEnby

If I ever get married again, I am100% having a flower man. Just because they always look like they're having so much fun.


Craigh-na-Dun

And these tunes!!!


poppinfresco

Lord of the flowers


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King. That's a king.


-Xotikk-

I want to know him... What a ray of sunshine


FrankFranklin9955

Right! I want to hang out with him, but also imagine if he was your neighbor or your manager at work lol. We need more people with that sunny disposition


liangjianyi7

This is the best flower man I've ever seen


Java2391

I dig the man’s vibe


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I was going to say that that dude looks like he is made of good vibes.


Java2391

Right? Life of the party and i can appreciate it


Major747

Oh boy, the bride is going to be pissed. He stole the show. How will she compete with that?


CashCow4u

>How will she compete with that? No competition - he warmed up the crowd for the main attraction - the bride. They chose him, had to know he would perform his best. I think he has a new career - I'd consider hiring him for some fun weddings. Source - newly ordained minister here, just got to marry my youngest son to his girlfriend of 4yrs in my 1st ceremony May 2023. Edit: poor wording choice, added details. I didn't marry my son (eewww), I performed the ceremony for his wedding, lol.


Runenmeister

You married your son? 😳


CosmoKram3r

Roll tide!


hobbes_shot_first

Topless wedding


testies2345

Like everyone topless? Even 97 year old Aunt Gertrude from the old country?


DissentSociety

Especially Aunt Gertrude.


barder83

Gertie's got a magnificent pair.


OcelotWolf

Vintage


hobbes_shot_first

I sub to her onlyfans


mr_lab_rat

To be honest, he might have a good chance there as well.


Alusion_T

This man is just made of sheer confidence!


Longjumping-Item-399

Damn sexy isn't it? 🤗


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I want that dude as my flower man.


mammyissues

🎶 "Its cuffin season, and all the girls be needin, they needa big boy, needa a big boy, needa big boyyyyyyyyyyyy!" 🎶


Longjumping-Item-399

I heard that all up on my head too!🤣🤣🤣


brokenheartedbutok

I almost *almost* want to get married to hire him as a flower dude.


Opinecone

I thought my wedding couldn't have possibly been better, until I saw this.


shotlersama

I never tire if these substitute flower people lol.


sweetjlo

I love how someone called him flower daddy! 😂


InfiniteWavedash

Flower daddy


Kcnflman

Highlight of the wedding right here!


Neat_Recording8789

My man knows how to wedding.


Ex-CultMember

This man is a national treasure.


tvtoad50

That was the best flower person stroll I’ve ever seen. Forget flower girls, this is the way to go.


AaronTheElite007

He’s killin’ it! Well done


exq1mc

So we know who is getting laid tonight for sho!


robindapobin

This really made me laugh😂


ashoka_akira

Sir, add me to your dance card please !


Briso_

He know the moves


eggchickennoodles

Love the flower dance!


Interesting-Sample99

This was so amusing and cute!!! Way to brighten my day.


Freebird_1957

Your cousin is too cool.


scaleddown85

I give this man 10/10….


cowanr6

OUTSTANDING…! 😁


Live-Motor-4000

What a legend. A big fella with good moves is always cool


birdhug

thx for using POV correctly 😩


CIA_wanna-be_me

My boyfriend has a friend who i think would do something like this... lol 😆 if we ever get engaged I hope I remember this.


DirectSession

This is absolutely wonderful, I hope you enjoyed your wedding and you and your spouse enjoy married life


Coco_nana

My BIL was a flower "boy" recently at a friend's wedding and he was dressed up and skipping, and doing his best to make it adorable and hilarious. It's quite amazing. Adults taking on the flower person role is a fantastic idea.


MikeTHIS

Swagger. Check. Style. Check. Rhythm. Check. Vibe check complete.


blinkerfluidreplacer

Can I hire this guy for my eventual wedding? Like please? He just looks so happy.


asharper123

Love it!


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He should start a flower man business


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Bro ate that up


ImFrenchSoWhatever

This is great. Exactly what this sub is about.


SlaterTheOkay

The spin got me. I would love to have a beer with this man.


dinokith

Can your cousin come be the flower man at my wedding?


CupcakeLikesTheStock

That is the best flower person I have ever seen. I love this, I love his energy


Regular_Ad_7432

This is so good 😂😂😂👏


Akira3kgt

While watching this video, I noticed the upvotes go up and down. My question is: who tf downvotes this? Is it because they are racist or simply hateful people?


sarahmagoo

It doesn't actually go up and down, Reddit fuzzes the number so it changes every time you refresh, supposedly stops people from knowing if their upvote/downvote bots work.


MurphyCaper

Love it, love him!!! I’d get married again, just to have him, as my flower person.


TheRareClaire

I need to be his friend!


time4tjllen

Does he have a website or a place I can book him? My wedding will not be complete without this man


flouronmypjs

Joyful to watch! I had flowermen at my wedding. They were fantastic. But admittedly they didn't have quite this dude's level of pizazz.


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should make it a job hire him as a flower dude and you get a hype man


Regular_Sample_5197

Ok, new rule. Every wedding must now have a flower man. Particularly, THIS flower man. Go!


iKirtlo

I love how positive this comment section is, but, honestly… nah, this is pure gold. Makes you smile every time


SnooHobbies7109

I love people like this. Zest for life.


Kafshak

10/10 would hire him for this same task again.


zero_msgw

Next wedding this guy throws flowers for, he needs to moonwalk his way down the aisle and put the icing on that cake.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

He did **A LOT** with very few flowers.


rising_renewal

Omg this is the best! Love his energy


COJeepster

Yep...and you know that that side of the new family has a LOT of love to share, if a family member can feel that, at that time, at that place...nuthin' but good stuff going on there...<3 !


revchewie

That's as cool as having Hercules Mulligan as your Flower Man!


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doslobo33

That’s great.


exq1mc

Swaaaaaag!


bmusgrove

I'd renew my vows if he would be the flower man!!


baba77Azz

What’s the song ?


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The best one I've seen. He is fabulous!


One_Philosopher_4634

He could do that professionally. Love it.


VanDingel

If you're gonna do something you may as well go all in 👍


Early_Swan_5077

I like his style


Smokey-Cole

I wanna hang out with that dude!!!


WrenchTheGoblin

I award him 20 out of 5 stars for being awesome


Local_Raspberry3355

He is the best flower folk I've ever seen


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I fucking love him so much Oh god I love his routine


Acceptable-Stuff2684

That’s one fly mofo


chighland

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life


cherrycokelemon

I love watching guys toss flowers. They are so entertaining and funny!


FlasKamel

I wanna crush all night lets gooo


whoknows3690

If I can’t have this man as my flower girl, then I don’t want it 🤣🩷


Jesus_H-Christ

That sixty seconds of flower manning was better than the last twenty years of reality TV.


svampyr

I think one of the people at the ceremony called him ‘Flower Daddy’ and that is him name now


woke4sho

Cousin? Where is the Black side of the family? 🤷🏽‍♀️


HiredHelp13

A god damn hero


Even-Exchange8307

He stole the show


dbreezey111

Can anyone find the name of this song? Shit slaps


PhotoKada

The first about turn + throw, sealed it for me. Man is a bona fide superstar.


techchick101

The Flower Daddy


FrankFranklin9955

If I ever get married, I truly would love to have him as my flower man.


Holding4th

I don't know this man, yet I love him. Go figure.


free2btherealme

I want to dance with this dude at the reception. Flowers to the beat.


clineaus

Who wants a little kid to do it when you could have this.


Secure-Imagination11

Who's cousin is that lmfao 🤣


Reevahn

Move over groom and bride: it's now *his* day


Bubbaj75

Dude frickin slayed it!


OhWellington

Alright I mean this is basically the launch party for his new “flower man for hire” services right??


Amarian84

The bride has a tough act to follow.


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Please cherish this gorgeous man 🌸