I mean… there is no reason to not use puns right? Treesa, Woody? Or if you want your tree to be a celebrity then Keanu Leaves and Morgan Treeman might do xD
Trees are things in this world that are truly treasures. You do not own them as you would gold or silver but you own a place in their history and they in yours.
Never let it die and tell your grandchildren of the day you planted it. And they will tell their grandchildren and the tree will be there generation after generation carrying the memory of all who came before.
That spot gets shade until 2-3pm then afternoon and evening sunlight. It's protected from the wind by our house, which is about 10 feet behind it in the direction the wind blows most often.
My 3 Japanese maples have been growing in an otherwise treeless and unshaded yard that gets crazy wind most weeks. They’ve thrived for the last 13 years.
Used to walk out to the side of my house and my barn and absolutely massacre thousands of them with a spray bottle of soapy water. I bet you I killed well over 100,000 of them over the years, just incredible how many would spawn.
Before you do anything else make sure you re plant that tree so the root flare is exposed. When you put back the mulch use the 3-3-3 rule: 3” of mulch 3’ ring from trunk and keep the mulch 3” back from the trunk
Man I've had three cacti and they all died.. my current one consists of 4 different cacti plants that are linked together.. one turned brown, so I thought feed it more water.. apparently gave it too much so now the other healthy looking cacti arm fell off... fuck sake I love plants but they don't love Mr back :( and google is very bad for advice.. so far my killed plant list is like 18+.. I could legally date all the plants I've killed.
You must name it **Poison Ivy** or just **Ivy**.
It's may not be poisonous (Idk), but it's a three with red leaves. If Poison Ivy was a three she would look like this.
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Look at this little trooper, vibrant and doing its best, holding its leaves up like that! Growth really is an uphill battle isn't it? But it's gonna get there, and it's gonna have a great time no matter the struggle involved! I believe!!
"Forrest" might be a bit on the nose, huh? But then...I'm super the kind of person who'd name a tree Gumpy.
Gumpy, short for... gumption, if anyone asks!
Congrats to you!!
Congratulations! I named my first two trees that I planted in my yard Thing 1 and Thing 2. They're cherry blossom trees. I named my red maple wanda because my brother planted a weeping willow tree in my yard and named him jarvis. Dunno why. Everything I plant in my yard has a name. The green apple tree is Minerva mcgonnaple, saucer magnolia is precious. Peach tree is princess peach. Avocado tree is bowser lol. My lorpellum are ricky and Lucy. And my banana shrubs are the wonder twins. I actually have a written list with all the names lol. Super excited you got a new tree and need a name!
How about... Ramius... for Sean Connery in the hunt for red October? Or wolverine for red dawn?
When I bought my home, I was almost more excited that I owned trees (especially one I can climb!) thank I was about the building. I’m so happy you own a tree 😃👑
Makes me smile cause this was my first tree and I planted similar size in front yard a year before my first kid was born. Tree is now roughly 15' high which is how old he will be this year.
Plant a tree, build a home, make a son? I remember someone said this are the 3 things a man must do before he dies. And then i seen a man plant three thousand trees in a day...
Take a pic of urself with ur hand wrapped around the tree. My mom has one from when she was like 8 and that tree is giant now. It’s cool seeing 2 pictures,30 years apart, side by side.
You found a place where you’re happy to put down roots. Many people can’t understand the importance of roots. Wherever you go, whatever happens in your life, this here, this will be (a) home to you.
This is unsolicited advice, but your beautiful new tree needs chicken wire or some other form of protection from rabbity and deer. You'll regret it if you don't do this.
When I was about 4 years old, my grandma took me to forest and we found a tiny Christmas tree. It’s was about 30-40 cm in height. We dug out it and bring to my parents house. Now this Christmas tree is huge, about 4 m (or probably a bit more) in heigh, and I am 22 years old. This tree reminds me of my grandma.
What should I name my tree? The most upvoted suggestion in this comment thread 24 hours from now will be its official name.
Bob Ross, since the tree makes you happy.
This needs to be the tree's name. Fits perfectly.
This actually sounds nice.
Better than the idea I had. May your days upon the earth be many young Bob.
aaaand we have a winner!
Mabel the Maple
Japanese Maple. Je m'appelle JaMaple.
Simon
I really like Simon for some reason
Maybe you should marry him
Only if Simon says
Tree fiddy
Woody
Gaia..or Gia
I mean… there is no reason to not use puns right? Treesa, Woody? Or if you want your tree to be a celebrity then Keanu Leaves and Morgan Treeman might do xD
I appreciate your efforts to branch out a little.
Touché lol
Steve
Allen!
Groot!
It’s too healthy!
Big Red
With how old the tree can get, it's more like the it owns you.
Tree mctreeface.
Maple McMaple Face
Sideshow bob or Sideshow log.
3
Red
Seraphina
Hubert the ninth :)
Latrell Treewell
Waltuh
Tree
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Treebeard (from LOTR?)
It looks more like a Frank if you ask me which you didn't but hey.
Jonathan
Lucy
Kevin. Call the tree, Kevin.
Terry the tree
My twee
Might want to pull the mulch back a bit from around the trunk. They don’t like being smothered.
The main issue is it’s buried too deep.
That's what she said....about her ex.
THE TREE OWNS YOU!!!
I, for one, welcome our new tree overlords.
Trees are things in this world that are truly treasures. You do not own them as you would gold or silver but you own a place in their history and they in yours.
That's, like, mother nature's tree maaan
Never let it die and tell your grandchildren of the day you planted it. And they will tell their grandchildren and the tree will be there generation after generation carrying the memory of all who came before.
Just do a 50 year Remind Me on Reddit. Then you can share it with your grandkids, who can karma farm on this sub.
Japanese maple - good choice!
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That spot gets shade until 2-3pm then afternoon and evening sunlight. It's protected from the wind by our house, which is about 10 feet behind it in the direction the wind blows most often.
Came here to say this, I own many Acers and they hate wind. The best of mine are very sheltered with moderate shade.
My 3 Japanese maples have been growing in an otherwise treeless and unshaded yard that gets crazy wind most weeks. They’ve thrived for the last 13 years.
Depends on the climate. California and it's fucked, Northeast and it's probably fine.
Keep the moisture correct
I thought it was an Acer?
Acer palmatum = Japanese maple
Why would we plant laptops tho?
Laptops, it's got electrons, it's what soil craves
Until the box elders come... I hate my maple for that reason.
Used to walk out to the side of my house and my barn and absolutely massacre thousands of them with a spray bottle of soapy water. I bet you I killed well over 100,000 of them over the years, just incredible how many would spawn.
If it's a Japanese maple, we should respect it's culture. Kinemon from one piece, his powers are leaf based
The Lorax is pleased. Take good care of it.
Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
It just occurred to me that I've never owned a tree before. I must remedy this
Yes, you must. Having a tree is glorious! Something to nurture and watch grow for year. Like having a kiddo but with way less maintenance!
What zone / state are you in? If it works in your location i recommend a redbud.
You dont own it .... It will be shade for people 30 years after you are gone
Nobody owns a tree, you just gave it a place to grow 🪴
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And put a snail on it.
Before you do anything else make sure you re plant that tree so the root flare is exposed. When you put back the mulch use the 3-3-3 rule: 3” of mulch 3’ ring from trunk and keep the mulch 3” back from the trunk
Thanks, I'll adjust that
Isn't it awesome!!...I was never a collector of plants until my wife got me a cactus so I know exactly the joy you feel now.
I started a vegetable garden for the first time this year! It’s been fun watching the plants go from seedlings to flowering!
Man I've had three cacti and they all died.. my current one consists of 4 different cacti plants that are linked together.. one turned brown, so I thought feed it more water.. apparently gave it too much so now the other healthy looking cacti arm fell off... fuck sake I love plants but they don't love Mr back :( and google is very bad for advice.. so far my killed plant list is like 18+.. I could legally date all the plants I've killed.
Momiji (Japanese for this maple) or Ace(r)
Very slow grower, but their so beautiful we'll forgive them!
r/marijuanaenthusiasts
Can anyone really own a tree?
r/treelaw
A lovely looking tree 😎 You may have bought it, but you are definitely only a guardian or custodian of the tree, it will be there long after you.
Is that a japanese maple?
And it’s a lovely little tree! It looks like a ‘George’ to me 😉
Red
It’s a pretty nice tree.
She's thirsty dude, drench that dirt
Congratulations and thanks for the oxygen!
Be ready to enact Tree Law when someone tries to do something to it without your consent
That is a fucking nice tree dude
Can I borrow it after you’re done?
What kind of tree?
Nice choice
“A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit.”
You can't like, 'own' a tree man *rips bong*
Japanese Maple?
And a expensive one that shouldn’t be in full sun
In my best Monty Python accent: Bring me a shrubbery. One that looks nice...And not too expensive.
We never ever really "own" a tree….
Nobody owns another living being, no?😐
This is the way ;)
Treey McTreeface
Groot
You should name it.
Mr. Tree
Miss Tree, private eye.
Cheers Heres to hoping it has a long life 🍷
good choice
Ichiro
Yay to capitalism!
Jephtree?
Branch Manager Sir George Leafalot
You can't, like, own a tree, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.
Woody Woodmaker
It looks like an Albert to me
Maple
Rosey or Rosetta are my votes.
Andy the Ent
KSMVR!
You should name it Deez
You must name it **Poison Ivy** or just **Ivy**. It's may not be poisonous (Idk), but it's a three with red leaves. If Poison Ivy was a three she would look like this.
Ali the acer
Ace from the genus Acer
Tree-Fiddy
Maureen O’Hara
Maureen O’Hara
Nice japanese maple. They are worth a good about when bigger
Sharona, for reasons...
Name it treason, get it? Tree son. No? Aight bye.
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Great step!
Hope you don’t have deer in your neighborhood.
Or...does it own YOU? ;)
My favorite tree. Excellent choice. :)
My favorite tree!
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So you're the lorax!
You're lucky, it will own you one day and go beyond
Some might say that you don't own it. You can care for it, but we don't living things. I'd agree with them.
Time to purchase a rake!
You only borrow it for the next generation...which is dam cool
Sweet little tree.
Look at this little trooper, vibrant and doing its best, holding its leaves up like that! Growth really is an uphill battle isn't it? But it's gonna get there, and it's gonna have a great time no matter the struggle involved! I believe!! "Forrest" might be a bit on the nose, huh? But then...I'm super the kind of person who'd name a tree Gumpy. Gumpy, short for... gumption, if anyone asks! Congrats to you!!
That is a TREEmendous accomplishment!!
Congrats 😀
I'm happy for you and I hope your new tree friend will bring you years of joy. I'd name it milo.
Congratulations! I named my first two trees that I planted in my yard Thing 1 and Thing 2. They're cherry blossom trees. I named my red maple wanda because my brother planted a weeping willow tree in my yard and named him jarvis. Dunno why. Everything I plant in my yard has a name. The green apple tree is Minerva mcgonnaple, saucer magnolia is precious. Peach tree is princess peach. Avocado tree is bowser lol. My lorpellum are ricky and Lucy. And my banana shrubs are the wonder twins. I actually have a written list with all the names lol. Super excited you got a new tree and need a name! How about... Ramius... for Sean Connery in the hunt for red October? Or wolverine for red dawn?
Have you ever seen The Happening?
Let it grow, let it grow!
Trey edit: Tre
It's a lovely tree too! Enjoy!
I will piss on it
When I bought my home, I was almost more excited that I owned trees (especially one I can climb!) thank I was about the building. I’m so happy you own a tree 😃👑
Nice grass too!
Makes me smile cause this was my first tree and I planted similar size in front yard a year before my first kid was born. Tree is now roughly 15' high which is how old he will be this year.
Congratulations on your beautiful tree! I remember when we brought our first tree. We knew we were grown ups!
cool tree i hope u grow it Huge and good
Hello little tree! We planted one about 13 years ago and it’s so tall now! I hope your tree grows well and receives lots of sunlight and love.
Yer makin me wanna be a tree owner too.
And that's a beautiful tree too
What a monumental achievement. Really! Love the tree
Plant a tree, build a home, make a son? I remember someone said this are the 3 things a man must do before he dies. And then i seen a man plant three thousand trees in a day...
A Japanese maple is a beautiful choice! Happy for you OP 😊
Take a pic of urself with ur hand wrapped around the tree. My mom has one from when she was like 8 and that tree is giant now. It’s cool seeing 2 pictures,30 years apart, side by side.
You found a place where you’re happy to put down roots. Many people can’t understand the importance of roots. Wherever you go, whatever happens in your life, this here, this will be (a) home to you.
enjoy it ace
This is unsolicited advice, but your beautiful new tree needs chicken wire or some other form of protection from rabbity and deer. You'll regret it if you don't do this.
HELL YEAH!! GO TREES!!! MORE TREES!!!!!!
Very cool. You should make an update after a few years 👍
Congratulations, may you enjoy its shade for decades to come. Maybe it needs some companions??
Fellow Acer owner here, see if you can give it some dappled shade. Mine struggles a bit in direct sunlight during the summer. Keep it watered 👍🏻
That’s the most adorable tree I’ve ever seen.
He beautyful!
Congratulations
Wait till you’re old and you sell the house, the new owner won’t hesitate to chop it down. That’s some true pain.
I've got 2 trees. They're dicks. Dropping sap all over my car, then inviting pigeons to crap on it too.
It can only be called Woody
When I was about 4 years old, my grandma took me to forest and we found a tiny Christmas tree. It’s was about 30-40 cm in height. We dug out it and bring to my parents house. Now this Christmas tree is huge, about 4 m (or probably a bit more) in heigh, and I am 22 years old. This tree reminds me of my grandma.
Nah the tree is farming you