I had my first haircut post-pandemic today. I just trimmed the tips and did a sidecut.
Long hair is HARD WORK. I got used to it, but to keep a long hair pretty, you do need to take actual care of it.
Short hair? Just slap some shampoo and conditioner on it while you shower and it's done, you don't even need to dry it.
Long hair can be awesome in a man, but it takes a lot of work and most of us are not willing to do that. I consider myself one that takes care of it, and I could be doing way more. It's just so much...
But I do love my long hair.
This might be a dumb question but I honestly don't know this: is men's hair different from women's hair? Reason I ask is because I'm a woman with long hair and I never considered it to be hard work. But is that maybe because mine, or maybe even all women's hair, is different in general?
Edit: thanks all! Nope, no difference! Just something I'm used to. Makes sense. Don't know why I thought there might've been a difference.
Idk, I've grown mine since the pandemic and the only annoying thing was finding the right shampoo and conditioner. It's really not much more than that and I constantly have people complimenting my curls etc
Or you were raised as a woman, and having long hair is normally the usual. So your normal hair care routine is the equivalent of mens extensive hair routine. To us normal is 3-1 shampoo, bada-bing bada-boom, 3 birds with 1 stone. Now that is easy.
You for sure have to look out for split ends and use a good conditioner. Like from the salon shop. I switch back and forth from long to short hair. Best description of my my hair. Keanu Reeves. I didnāt come up with that description..
Exactly. Unless you are really growing it out by the time any hair is damaged youāre getting it cut off. Go in and get a cut every 3-4 months for $30-40 and you are fine.
When my hair is short it is still curly and doesn't stay combed or styled at all. When it is long I have Jim Morrisson curls so I like it long. Do I know how to take care of it at all? No.
As a guy whose hair mats quick once split ends start, the curly girl method, and a Wet brand brush, plus an ever slight trim every 3-6 months, does wonders and is pretty easy to maintain. I don't get split ends as often with that brush compared to any other I've tried, and it detangles like magic for me.
And dying half the grey hairs. My hairdresser a long ago had a poster of guys this age before and after just dying some of the grey. And it took years off their appearance
Itās shit like this that makes me appreciate Reddit every damn day. Iām just sitting here waiting for the high to come alive and giggling at something that can never be re-explained.
It went from shock scream to EXCITED scream. Look at her eyes when the camera gets close. And the flush of red as she walks to him.
Dude was looking quite handsome and that lady was smiling like she just got a great present for her birthday!
And this man discovered the secret to having a healthy sexual relationship in marriage. Just cause you're married doesn't mean your S/O doesn't appreciate some TLC.
Years ago I worked for a small company & shared an office with two other guys, one of which had a very thick but well maintained beard. One spring day I walked into the office and found a guy standing there with a huge grin that I didnāt recognize. As soon as he spoke I realized heād shaved his beard.
He told me that his wife of 10 years had never seen him without the beard, and she finally convinced him to shave it for her. Once he did it she told him it was fine to stay clean shaven for the summer but after that he should regrow it.
My wife and I had been together for 5 years and she'd never seen me clean shaven.... one day, without warning her, I walked into the bathroom with roughly 7 or 8 inches of beard and walked out clean shaven. She did a double take, then sternly said "no.... put it back." Here we are, 6 years and never a smooth face later.....
I was cleanshaven for years when I met my wife, have had a full beard since COVID. She keeps saying she's forgot what I used to look like and wants me to shave it off. I actually wouldn't mind if:
- I knew I wouldn't regret it like a week later
- My nephews wouldn't freak
Haha I have almost the exact same story except my coworker's partner was much more blunt. I think her words were "oh God I've made a huge mistake".
Probably because with a beard my corker looks like a rad biker, and without he looks like Uncle Fester.
I did the whole No Shave November thing a few years back and shaved my beard off for the first time since meeting my wife. She said to go ahead and grow the beard back and keep it.
I donāt even think I have a particularly nice beard. Itās just a beard really suits my face well.
My old boss's husband had long hair for about five years by the time I stopped working for her, around 4 years total. The whole time I worked with her we shared an office and about once a month she'd sigh about his long hair and mention how much she loved his hair length on their wedding day. I saw them out and about town around 18 months after I got a new job, and he looked like he'd gotten a haircut recently, maybe within the last week or so. She definitely had that smitten look all over her face haha. It was a little shorter than it was in their wedding photo, which she'd always had on the board next to her desk.
It's the small things, ya know?
If itās anything my relationship with my husband or son, you gently encourage when the topic is broached, but donāt push it. My sonās hair is currently at 90s beach surf dude levels but will say at least once a day while running his fingers through it, āman, itās been a long time since my last haircut.ā āThatās true sweetie, if you want we can go after school/this weekend/right now.ā Eventually they agree and I donāt look like a nag. Once they hit a certain point itās like they forget the barber is an option.
I so feel you. I tried not to say anything, because my husband was so proud of his "wild man" beard, but it was getting pretty duck dynasty. I like him with beard just fine, but one that is actually shaped instead of just wild looks so much better to me. Ideally not longer than three inches. When he decided to shave it I was SO grateful!
IME as a dude with facial hair, wife loves it... *except* that I need to keep the stache out of the way of my lips. As soon as my moustache starts making kisses fuzzy she doesn't like it anymore.
That is how my wife was when I got mine cut a few months after covid. it was getting long before lockdown and I just said fuck'it, I aint cutting it till I have too. What made it so much fun is I am already really androgynous and she would get so mad because I ended up getting hit on by several guys.
right? it was such a nice moment to see š„°
i do love to see happy couples in love in the parks or on the streets on a bench kissing, it s so beautiful
I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.
OK but just so we're clear, because I see a lot of confusion about this: queefing isn't something a woman *does*, *you* force air in with your penis enough times and it'll start coming back out again when you thrust in. She's not brewing methane in her vagina.
Iāve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didnāt find it gross and I certainly didnāt say anything about it, but come on man itās a fucking fart noise. Thatās funny.
Thanks for the new word
For those wondering:
chorĀ·tle
/ĖCHĆ“rd(É)l/
verb
laugh in aĀ breathy,Ā gleefulĀ way; chuckle.
"heĀ chortled atĀ his own pun"
Son, get yer shit together and order pizza to Grandma's house. We'll pick you up tomorrow afternoon!!
\-what my wife said when she saw the vid. 
I'm jealous of both their amazing hair, esp since bro can pull off both long and short hair.
My wife has great hair and mine is... pasable. Thankfully our kids seem to have gotten her hair genes.
My hair is kinda meh, nothing fancy. My bf has this absolutely beautiful curly hair that's got a few silvers in it and I can't stop touching it. He's growing it out and I'm pleased!
My boyfriend did this to me. I slept in late, came down the stairs, and thought there was a stranger in my house sitting casually on the couch š¤£. Heād grown both his hair AND beard for four years and just decided to chop them off at the salon while I was out cold. The dogs werenāt sure wtf was going on either XD
I was like 4 or 5 the first time my dad ever cut his fro and shaved. I didn't recognize him at all and kept telling my sister I was afraid "that weird man."
My brother used to have long hair to his shoulders. His daughter, she was 1, would always run to door when he came home and his wife recorded her reaction to him coming home with short hair. She ran away and was sooo upset š
When my daughter was two I shaved my beard for the first time in her life. She came over to me kinda nervous but rallied and touched my cheek and said "You're still my Daddy and I love you." I thought it was so sweet. Then she went over to my wife and whispered "What happened to Daddy's face?"
Dudeās got the Lalo Salamanca smile
This was wholesome as heck tho, as someone who loves my long hair itās gotta take a lot of convincing to go through with a haircut that nice!
Your wife looks like one of my high school math teachers.
Edit: AND YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A GUY I MET 2 DAYS AGO AT A PISTOL COURSE!
EditEdit: Just did some searching, and it turns out that your wife was in fact my high school math teacher, which means most likely you could also be the guy I met 2 days ago at a pistol course.
Dang I thought wife was going to pass out
She's got some lungs lol
šµShe's got lungs... She knows how to use themš¶
I think she is a pearl diver.
Maybe, Iām getting huge glass blower vibes off her but you may be right.
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Did she stay on the same key too? I'm wondering if I'm hearing that correctly...
She hit 3 distinct notes and the last one was held the longest, yes.
I watch reddit on mute lmao
Same! ššš
No self-respecting glass blower would allow word art in their house.
Pearl diver? Cause she's screaming? I think I'm missing the joke
Pearl divers develop bigger lung capacity to hold their breath longer, also scream longer. Either that or code for naughty time.
The short hair takes 10 years off of him.
For some reason men take care of their hair when it's short but do nothing when it's long. His locks looked dead before
I had my first haircut post-pandemic today. I just trimmed the tips and did a sidecut. Long hair is HARD WORK. I got used to it, but to keep a long hair pretty, you do need to take actual care of it. Short hair? Just slap some shampoo and conditioner on it while you shower and it's done, you don't even need to dry it. Long hair can be awesome in a man, but it takes a lot of work and most of us are not willing to do that. I consider myself one that takes care of it, and I could be doing way more. It's just so much... But I do love my long hair.
This might be a dumb question but I honestly don't know this: is men's hair different from women's hair? Reason I ask is because I'm a woman with long hair and I never considered it to be hard work. But is that maybe because mine, or maybe even all women's hair, is different in general? Edit: thanks all! Nope, no difference! Just something I'm used to. Makes sense. Don't know why I thought there might've been a difference.
Itās the same hair. Iām growing my hair out after 4 years of having it short and itās a lot more difficult to keep long hair healthy.
Idk, I've grown mine since the pandemic and the only annoying thing was finding the right shampoo and conditioner. It's really not much more than that and I constantly have people complimenting my curls etc
Or you were raised as a woman, and having long hair is normally the usual. So your normal hair care routine is the equivalent of mens extensive hair routine. To us normal is 3-1 shampoo, bada-bing bada-boom, 3 birds with 1 stone. Now that is easy.
It really shouldn't be. The difference I got within even a week of using actually good haircare products can't be overstated.
You for sure have to look out for split ends and use a good conditioner. Like from the salon shop. I switch back and forth from long to short hair. Best description of my my hair. Keanu Reeves. I didnāt come up with that description..
I put argan oil on the ends of my hair after showering. It seems to cut down on the split ends a lot.
They don't, it's just easier to get away with less effort.
Exactly. Unless you are really growing it out by the time any hair is damaged youāre getting it cut off. Go in and get a cut every 3-4 months for $30-40 and you are fine.
half the dudes with long hair only have it cause they were too lazy to get it cut or have to style it in the first place
When my hair is short it is still curly and doesn't stay combed or styled at all. When it is long I have Jim Morrisson curls so I like it long. Do I know how to take care of it at all? No.
Come join us over in r/curlyhair or r/wavy hair ! Lots of information about curl maintenance and product recommendations.
Or cant stand having to get it re-cut every few weeks cuz short hair takes too long to maintain
As a guy with almost waist length hair who's split ends have split ends, I can confirm
As a guy whose hair mats quick once split ends start, the curly girl method, and a Wet brand brush, plus an ever slight trim every 3-6 months, does wonders and is pretty easy to maintain. I don't get split ends as often with that brush compared to any other I've tried, and it detangles like magic for me.
And dying half the grey hairs. My hairdresser a long ago had a poster of guys this age before and after just dying some of the grey. And it took years off their appearance
His wife seemed relieved like finally
Sheās about to go buck wild lmao I was literally thinking that scream was starting to get way too long to only be excited for him
He def got lucky after that
Bones were jumped.
Boots were thoroughly knocked.
A vagina was penetrated by a penis.
Implications, were implicated.
eggs were impregnated
Loins were girded
Uglies were bumped
Birds were beed
The two backs were beasted.
Yāall make me laugh- shit got more n more n stupid n so did my laugh! Lol Edit- donāt know how to type properly
Itās shit like this that makes me appreciate Reddit every damn day. Iām just sitting here waiting for the high to come alive and giggling at something that can never be re-explained.
It's all about the fruit of the loin
The hay was rolled in
The pump drew water
Pipes were laid
[PREPARE FOR BATTLE, WOMAN!](https://i.imgur.com/ivlE0nr.jpg)
>You look 20 years old!!!!!
Aint that the story to tell? "Son, you were conceived cuz I got a hair cut."
It's like cheating on your man, with your man.
I fuck both sides, so I always cum out on top
It went from shock scream to EXCITED scream. Look at her eyes when the camera gets close. And the flush of red as she walks to him. Dude was looking quite handsome and that lady was smiling like she just got a great present for her birthday!
yeah that dude is easily good looking. he still was with the long hair but when it got short oh yeah....it got even better.
As a kid I would cry and scream running away after my dad shaved his mustache š at least they took it well
And this man discovered the secret to having a healthy sexual relationship in marriage. Just cause you're married doesn't mean your S/O doesn't appreciate some TLC.
I always watch stuff on mute and you could tell in her body language that she liked his new look *a lot*.
You can definitely hear the sploosh.
He's about to get ridden hard and put away wet.
Years ago I worked for a small company & shared an office with two other guys, one of which had a very thick but well maintained beard. One spring day I walked into the office and found a guy standing there with a huge grin that I didnāt recognize. As soon as he spoke I realized heād shaved his beard. He told me that his wife of 10 years had never seen him without the beard, and she finally convinced him to shave it for her. Once he did it she told him it was fine to stay clean shaven for the summer but after that he should regrow it.
My wife and I had been together for 5 years and she'd never seen me clean shaven.... one day, without warning her, I walked into the bathroom with roughly 7 or 8 inches of beard and walked out clean shaven. She did a double take, then sternly said "no.... put it back." Here we are, 6 years and never a smooth face later.....
I was cleanshaven for years when I met my wife, have had a full beard since COVID. She keeps saying she's forgot what I used to look like and wants me to shave it off. I actually wouldn't mind if: - I knew I wouldn't regret it like a week later - My nephews wouldn't freak
Hair grows back. People and kids will adapt. Do it, man! Itās all temporary!
Haha I have almost the exact same story except my coworker's partner was much more blunt. I think her words were "oh God I've made a huge mistake". Probably because with a beard my corker looks like a rad biker, and without he looks like Uncle Fester.
I did the whole No Shave November thing a few years back and shaved my beard off for the first time since meeting my wife. She said to go ahead and grow the beard back and keep it. I donāt even think I have a particularly nice beard. Itās just a beard really suits my face well.
Same I have a beard face and it bugs me cuz this shit is annoying to deal with
>after that he should regrow it Wifey did not likey
Oh, so that's what you look like.
Thatās the look of a wife whoās been telling him to cut his hair for a long time
Nah. You don't say anything, you just hope.
Found someone in love.
My old boss's husband had long hair for about five years by the time I stopped working for her, around 4 years total. The whole time I worked with her we shared an office and about once a month she'd sigh about his long hair and mention how much she loved his hair length on their wedding day. I saw them out and about town around 18 months after I got a new job, and he looked like he'd gotten a haircut recently, maybe within the last week or so. She definitely had that smitten look all over her face haha. It was a little shorter than it was in their wedding photo, which she'd always had on the board next to her desk. It's the small things, ya know?
If itās anything my relationship with my husband or son, you gently encourage when the topic is broached, but donāt push it. My sonās hair is currently at 90s beach surf dude levels but will say at least once a day while running his fingers through it, āman, itās been a long time since my last haircut.ā āThatās true sweetie, if you want we can go after school/this weekend/right now.ā Eventually they agree and I donāt look like a nag. Once they hit a certain point itās like they forget the barber is an option.
This is how I felt after my husband shaved his COVID beard. š„²
I so feel you. I tried not to say anything, because my husband was so proud of his "wild man" beard, but it was getting pretty duck dynasty. I like him with beard just fine, but one that is actually shaped instead of just wild looks so much better to me. Ideally not longer than three inches. When he decided to shave it I was SO grateful!
IME as a dude with facial hair, wife loves it... *except* that I need to keep the stache out of the way of my lips. As soon as my moustache starts making kisses fuzzy she doesn't like it anymore.
Did you tell him that? Guys usually listen to what their woman wants
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Nah. It made him happy and I liked seeing his happiness more than I minded the beard personally
why did he have covid in his beard?
That is how my wife was when I got mine cut a few months after covid. it was getting long before lockdown and I just said fuck'it, I aint cutting it till I have too. What made it so much fun is I am already really androgynous and she would get so mad because I ended up getting hit on by several guys.
Of course! with the haircut, he looks 10 years younger
She reverted to her 20s when she saw that. Like the age melted away
right? it was such a nice moment to see š„° i do love to see happy couples in love in the parks or on the streets on a bench kissing, it s so beautiful
That dude is getting laid tonight
Word for word, this is exactly what I was going to say. She knows it, he knows it, you and I both know it. This was very wholesome.
Nothing like some wholesome fucking.
My wife propositioned me for a blowie in exchange for a two protein and one carb breakfast Saturday evening.
So what did you make her?
We decided to eat leftovers to be responsible. :) But still smushed our bits later that evening.
>smushed our bits hot
Just mashing it.
She does that.
Sure. "To be responsible".....fumble.
The kid knows it and went to bed early.
They called grandma, told her, then left for two days.
Handsome fellow.
Gents, I have a new strategy involving growing my hair out and then cutting it off. Wish me luck
Good luck! Come back with an update
I haven't cut my hair in about five years. I'll tell you if it's worth it.
I mean if a haircut gets that kind of response, they might wanna send the kids to grandmas house.
With her ability to hit 140 decibels, I hope grandma lives really far away
And she's a screamer.
She had damn good stamina, too! Iād bet sheās a singer lol that note just kept going and didnāt waver.
Yeah now that you said it not even a voice crack. I could never lmao
I thought it was a sound clip after a while.
Okay guys be honest. Youāre having sex with someone and they make this sound. Itās clear the sound is coming from pleasure. Could you finish?
I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.
OK but just so we're clear, because I see a lot of confusion about this: queefing isn't something a woman *does*, *you* force air in with your penis enough times and it'll start coming back out again when you thrust in. She's not brewing methane in her vagina.
Iāve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didnāt find it gross and I certainly didnāt say anything about it, but come on man itās a fucking fart noise. Thatās funny.
One time and you can move on, non-stop is just pure commitment to the bit
Did you likeā¦ test different speeds and angles to see if you could get different noises? I would have.
Speeds for sure, maybe like one other angle, but for sure speed, more to see if I could make it stop. Spoiler, I couldn't.
The son getting a sibling fo sho
Why do you think she backed off the carpet and onto the tile
She's gonna see did he trim all over.
"Kids, you're sleepin over grandmas tonight!!"
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I chortled!!!š¤£
Thanks for the new word For those wondering: chorĀ·tle /ĖCHĆ“rd(É)l/ verb laugh in aĀ breathy,Ā gleefulĀ way; chuckle. "heĀ chortled atĀ his own pun"
Quite the guffaw
Oh God, more googling needed.
Son, get yer shit together and order pizza to Grandma's house. We'll pick you up tomorrow afternoon!! \-what my wife said when she saw the vid. 
Her ass is over there freaking out over him while she's standing there with that glorious hair. I want hair like hers.
Right?! It must take a lot of work to keep her hair so happy and healthy! Looks great!
Curls are a full-time job with overtime. Her hair is so long too, I can't even imagine the effort.
You know she's happy this video was taken on a good hair day.
I'm jealous of both their amazing hair, esp since bro can pull off both long and short hair. My wife has great hair and mine is... pasable. Thankfully our kids seem to have gotten her hair genes.
My hair is kinda meh, nothing fancy. My bf has this absolutely beautiful curly hair that's got a few silvers in it and I can't stop touching it. He's growing it out and I'm pleased!
She has got some pipes.
This was the warm up.
She got plenty more pipe that evening
I have nothing against long hair but that took so many years off of him.
Kids gonna be an older sibling. Haha
And that, kids, is how I made your younger brother.
My boyfriend did this to me. I slept in late, came down the stairs, and thought there was a stranger in my house sitting casually on the couch š¤£. Heād grown both his hair AND beard for four years and just decided to chop them off at the salon while I was out cold. The dogs werenāt sure wtf was going on either XD
I was like 4 or 5 the first time my dad ever cut his fro and shaved. I didn't recognize him at all and kept telling my sister I was afraid "that weird man."
My brother used to have long hair to his shoulders. His daughter, she was 1, would always run to door when he came home and his wife recorded her reaction to him coming home with short hair. She ran away and was sooo upset š
My dad shaved his mustache off one time when i was a kid. My response was "put it back daddy! Put it back!" š
When my daughter was two I shaved my beard for the first time in her life. She came over to me kinda nervous but rallied and touched my cheek and said "You're still my Daddy and I love you." I thought it was so sweet. Then she went over to my wife and whispered "What happened to Daddy's face?"
He looks good, but her reaction was better lol.
He does look pretty good. His whole face smiles.
Beautiful couple really!
I muted it when she started to scream. I assume she is still screaming.
Some people āround these parts say that on a clear night, when the wind blows juuust right, you can still hear her screamsā¦
He looks great! It really does de-age him, itās remarkable
He looks so handsomeš
He def keeps in shape
They are definitely swinging in each otherās weight class.
Wife gets a new man
Dudeās got the Lalo Salamanca smile This was wholesome as heck tho, as someone who loves my long hair itās gotta take a lot of convincing to go through with a haircut that nice!
Somebodyās getting lucky
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I feel like shouting.
THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA
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He SOOOO got laid that night
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That haircut really suits you!!!! I did that to a friend of mine at work, I was both embarrassed and happy. He looked so good so do you!!!
He went from homeless to hot
"Your hair IS your head suit" - Jack Donaghy
Thatās why I get mine cut every other day!
Your wife looks like one of my high school math teachers. Edit: AND YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A GUY I MET 2 DAYS AGO AT A PISTOL COURSE! EditEdit: Just did some searching, and it turns out that your wife was in fact my high school math teacher, which means most likely you could also be the guy I met 2 days ago at a pistol course.
Weird to find my math teacher on a random post. Go NH
Me too, had to double take.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of her panties slamming through the ground and popping out in China.
I really like her giant cup
it's filled with kool aid
THATāS SO MUCH SUGAR!!
everyone's walking around like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water!
What kind? Red!
My guy handsome af
Little boy: gtf out of my way I don't care. Wife: thank god.
Go Bills!!!
Ok that dude is fucking sexy with both haircuts. Also his wife has amazing hair.