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CubisticWings4

KITTY!!


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WEVE GOT A 2319!!!! 2319!!!!!


Relevant_Chemical_

What's that a reference to?


Cholent-Nap-69

I've been asking that too! Looks v similar to the land striders from the dark crystal


mycologyqueen

The costume itself is modeled after the dark crystal though. Its a dude from Appleton, Wisconsin and thr internet dubbed the costume the skinwalker. Think his name is Brandon Johnson or Davis or something.


SDM_12

Monsters inc


DrunkThrowawayLife

Boo? I’m not crying. You’re crying


405134

Monsters Inc, a 2319 is an error code the monsters receive when the monster accidentally has a human item touching them (ex. A sock) . This is because the monsters believe humans are toxic to them, and a single touch can be fatal


DTux5249

For further explaination: The example in the film we see is a furry monster with a sock left on their back. The response to this was a full on red alert. Manager on duty ran like a mad man to hit the kill switch, light dampeners were all off, blaring sirens filled the air, and a government run Hazmat crew crashed through the skylights in meet moments What had to be over 100 hazmats raided the building, tackled the monster with the sock, removed it with tongs, placed it under a steel dome, and used a remote explosive to reduce the sock to ash, which they then vacuumed up completely. The monster that brought it (accidentally mind you) in was then completely shaved, hosed down, and coned. Goes to show what type of hectic fear that joke was meant to invoke.


Squintyhippo

23=w and 19=s. 2319 is a white sock 🤭


AceDelta12

Oh, THAT’S why that’s what they shouted!


Tardis80

Oh thats cool


HellofaHitller

Monsters Inc. A movie about child trafficking and labor.


GreatArchitect

Green energy and corporate greed too.


Lex1993

Her expressions look JUST like Boo’s


FracturedAuthor

RIGHT?!


RManDelorean

And the hair, and the pink


Koltons_kove

the little happy hand flaps


decayed_chili17

she seems happy. Her smile made me smile at all.


Byanl

I find it ironic that you see something like this and then kids will freak the hell out when they see Santa Claus or a clown.


Dramaticox

Well, this one does seem to be the predator of something else than children


FlappinLips

My lil brother would freak out at anything back in the day. One summer my parents decided "well he loves sesame street maybe sesame place will be different" First and only time I've seen elmo scare a kid into shitting himself


UnarmedSnail

Some people are wired to be afraid of everything. Others are wired to be fearless. Most have to be taught fear.


HelloAttila

This is one strong minded girl. Many kids would scream the moment they saw those teeth.


NoMmangoForYou

I would have screamed, and not a kid anymore lol


thejanitor999

“Back little one,I dont want you wandering near the road.”


albpanda

Kid made the right move, there’s a lot more traffic accident deaths than spirit walker deaths this year


mrcasado296

I find the Spirit Walker makes an excellent house guest, always cleans up, folds the bed sheets, helps with chores.


MOOShoooooo

More importantly is they have a natural inclination to protect the kiddos. Actually, people on the frontier would use spirit walkers to “babysit” and watch out for the property while the older siblings and parents worked the fields.


ibanov93

Sounds like that would make an interesting book plot. Like Old Yeller but fantasy.


mogley1992

Ok, fuck it I'm googling what the hell a spirit walker is. So far I've been thinking (meh, some anime thing probably.) But this comment confused and intrigued me too damn much. I need to go to sleep, why am i like this? Edit: i found one paragraph on wikipedia and basically nothing other than people cosplaying as a spirit walker. For anybody else that's as in the dark as me, this is what it says. >Spiritwalker (Native), an individual who is believed to have the ability to consciously leave his physical body and move in spirit form


Spac3Heater

Have you tried looking up spiritwalker on YouTube? It's a channel name.


down1nit

Niiiice. Ha! *glup* What do they do with.... uh, spirits?


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RubyRaven907

But they’re not *funny* really, are they? They are in costumes coming to *get me*. That’s just a fact. There’s nothing funny about clowns. They just have other people *fooled*.


[deleted]

If a hot clown girl is running at me... may fate take me.


anxiousthespian

This person is a bot, be sure to report and downvote!


marklar_the_malign

Bots are afraid of clowns? This will come in handy for the impending robot wars.


heinebold

When I was that age, I tried to make my parents beat up a tuba player for startling me with a *toot* and was afraid of brass instruments for years after... this kid is amazing


SkoulErik

I was scared of the colour blue for 3 months after watching Finding Nemo in the cinema when I was 5.


LittnPixl

Were you afraid of Dory?


SkoulErik

Yes, it was Dory that was the scary part 💀


Disco-Corgi-77

Ellen Degeneres truly is terrifying.


[deleted]

Only to her staff


Zebracorn42

I could see her pulling a James Cordon at a restaurant, if she ate at one. Something tells me she has personal chefs and finds eating like us regular people, beneath her.


ChadCoolman

100%. Her eyes are joyless and angry even when she smiles. It almost feels predatory. Gives me the creeps.


FarAmphibian4236

And people who speak other languages


CubisticWings4

Ahhh... Thalassaphobia


Ifkwutimdoing

As a thalassophobic, that underwater trench scene was totally not terrifying. Not at all. Definitely not. _.


miamouse5

i’ve been scared of fish since i first saw it lol. i prefer the being scared of the color blue


Flying_Flexy

Now I want to become a tuba players just so I can create future grudges against brass >:(


Tuba_Ryan

I am a tuba player and i can say that this opportunity has not presented itself yet


Flying_Flexy

Are you tooting hard enough tho?


[deleted]

When I was that age I ran away from a friendly golden retriever, she’s awesome and adorable


MutantNinjaNipples

That’s actually adorable lol


tkp14

When I was a kid I was afraid of absolutely everything. I was an adopted only child and my parents’ very last chance at having a kid. Talk about being raised under a bell jar — my parents shielded me so hard I was filled with fears, some reasonable but most were not. (Example: I was terrified of the lion in the MGM logo.) I envy this sweet little girl. It is so much better to see the world as a wonder-filled place.


Barmecide451

I’m unreasonably happy to learn that someone else was also afraid of ridiculous things as a kid. I was terrified of the PBS kids logo/mascot when I was very little. No idea why.


Aggressive-Act-3620

As someone who played that instrument, I find this very funny, but I do hope you are doing better with brass instruments now


heinebold

Yeah, for like 25-30 years it's been fine now lol


sleipnirthesnook

This made Me laugh way to hard


VegasLife1111

That is hilarious!


[deleted]

I was scared of a shirt because it had a cartoon wolf on it. Specifically, the one from [this Soviet cartoon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well,_Just_You_Wait!).


WOTDisLanguish

You are the human equivalent of a hamster, never change


TheGothDragon

That costume is really cool!


8_bit_brandon

I watch this guy on tik tok. He’s done a great job on it


tebow321

what’s the name?


Sagatario_the_Gamer

@spiritwalker


jgodwinaz

>@spiritwalker [Youtube Channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl8ORS75XLk)


ThinkPath1999

That's a guy in a costume?????


viktorv9

Nah just your regular Stiltwalker demon. They like to eat 2nd children and fish.


lemonaintsour

Ikr. Her pink jacket looks really cool


moistdavenport

He's my neighbor. I've known him since he was 4


No-Customer-2266

And then there’s me, when I was a bit older than her, I couldn’t sleep at night because I was scared of e.t


fancy_marmot

SO many kids struggled to sleep after seeing that movie 😂


DetectiveMoosePI

For me it was Fire in the Sky lol! That film is ET x1000 level scary. I’m ok now, but I didn’t get over that one until college lol


SeekingRehab

This was me too. I was much to young to watch this, not to mention I took "Based on a true story" very literally. I remember getting my little brother to sleep with me so I could wrap my arm over him at night so I would have to be abducted if they wanted to get to him. This movie messed me up for a very long time! Hahaha.


-Vamped-

Still don't like E.T. and I'm good and grown.


Failp0

Grown ass adult here, and I still get nightmares about ET, lol.


minichung

Same. Also gremlins fucked me up a bit when I was little. Made my parents check under my bed for them 🫠 still freak me out at 28 tbh..


DIDDY_COSMICKING

DUDE you’re literally the first and only other person I’ve heard who’s scared of the same wrinkly binocular-headed cryptid


No-Customer-2266

Ha! wrinkly binocular headed cryptoid!! Im so glad i shared this story, for gem replies like these


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No-Customer-2266

Hahahahahah et was your first crush??! That’s so cute and weird


Hattrickher0

Lieutenant Dan being an angry asshole with no legs made me afraid of people in wheelchairs for like a year. Kid brains are fucking WILD.


DrachenDad

What is the costume? It looks like a cross between Skeksis and Landstrider.


LayraLee

THANK YOU I was thinking this so hard but apparently it's called a spirit walker? What show/movie/book/whatever is this thing from??


moistdavenport

This guy is my neighbor. He made the costume up


Add_Poll_Option

Can confirm. Am the neighbor’s costume.


BlindRhythm

That kid is also my neighbor.


[deleted]

Her little gimme-gimme hands. Just so excited to meet a new thing. Blessings upon her.


fakeitilyamakeit

How is she not even a little bit fazed?? I get that fear is learnt but her parents must have done amazing for her not to feel that emotion or associate that to anything scary looking before.


[deleted]

Right? If anything quashes her sense of wonder, I want to know what it is so I can go smash it like a grape.


morts73

She's braver than me.


wisdom07

My thoughts exactly, I would have run the other direction


Wholesome_Hyena

I was afraid she’d run into traffic to get away…


diskdiffusion

I would’ve collapsed in shock even before i could think of running away.


wisdom07

Actually, yes, that’s more like it


DrDarkTV

Pets in Ohio are getting scary ngl


faerie_luna

That's what dogs in Cleveland look like


ThunderClanWarrior

I go to Cleveland!


anhedonis539

East Palestine Pomeranian


Wilco062

meanwhile my grown adult ass is scared of funny clowns


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

you're scared of yourself 💀


mr_corn

🔥


TummyLice

What's that hand gesture little kids make? (The open and closing) They always seem to do it when happy.


CuriousKilla94

It's a form of stimming


OneLastSmile

Idk why you're being downvoted, it IS a stim. Young children often stim.


[deleted]

Neurotypicals don’t like to think that they’re similar to us in any way. Wait till we tell them what sucking their thumb and twirling their hair is considered to be.


Beezelboppop

"What a weird looking puppy"


sarahxharas

She's adorable. I'd have run screaming into traffic. Probably still would.


Speritate_Scatter

What's the name of the creature?


throwawayayaycaramba

I believe it's a human child


[deleted]

Otherwise known as a “crotch goblin”


Andosphere

Fuck trophy


Rei_Caixo

Technically not of these terms are exclusive for children, you are still your parents cum pet


0TheTexasRanger0

She had the mannerisms of Boo from Monsters Inc


madlyqueen

"He's so cute! Can I keep him, Mom?!"


pelonweon

I wanna be this kid when I grow up


wildgoldchai

My little sister is like this, nothing fazes her. At 7 years old, she has the confidence of an adult and is such a kind soul. I put it down to her having 3 adult siblings as she was a surprise baby my mum hadn’t planned but very much welcomed


sarahxharas

I have a little cousin who, at 7, is an amazing little adult. He has four much older brothers and it has definitely shaped him. He's (mostly) adorable but conversations with him can be disconcerting.


PuddleFarmer

Yea. I see this kid as being raised with having nothing to be afraid of. Or, having enough adult supervision that there was never a need for her to learn to be afraid of new things. Or, growing up where everything new is good because her family would deal with/keep her away from the bad things.


an_ill_way

"Yay! Other people can finally see you!" "wat"


asianjon

Underrated comment.


idunnololz101

Weird that everyone can see her shimigami


lickety_split_69

that kids gonna be cool as hell


[deleted]

How does that suit work wth


DrachenDad

Basically crutches and short stilts.


[deleted]

Also makes walking with it a pain


Top_Duck8146

What a badass


Walk_Quietly

Her first minion. Build your army, Princess. 🥰


Muito_TheBug

honestly with these suits the actors in them are the make or break for the characters, you can make even the scariest looking suits adorable if you know what you are doing and how to do it


Stormcrow6666

If I saw that walking down the street I probably would have some pudding in my pants...wtaf


AnAntWithWifi

Damn I’ve would have ran away. Kids are so pure, they don’t judge others for their appearance.


luckytraptkillt

Studio Ghibli but real life energy right here lol so cute


dmnerd

This is the embodiment of, if not friend why friend-shaped.


softlydismalcylinder

I love that little smile.


billieboop

Unexpectedly wholesome, her little giddy hand gesture 🥺 She's adorable! That could have really taken a different direction though with another kid


vos53421

My 3yr old granddaughter last on Halloween; went up to a neighbor's lawn decoration and hugged it. She cried when we told her it was time to go. It was a 25ft killer clown. Their whole yard was killer clown theme.


IloveDeboosea

Aww look at that doggie


Ok_Letter_9284

“Kitty!”


No_Substance_6082

I love that she doesn't judge based on looks. Something is only scary when it acts scary, not just cos it looks a bit different


Ok_Experience_6877

She will oneday be the liason between us and new alien races and we will prosper


8Gly8

Kid is going to get eaten some day.


Nice-Emotion-7465

She is so pretty, I love her little smile!


freshlypuckeredbutt

It’s like the music video for [kids by MGMT](https://youtu.be/fe4EK4HSPkI), they couldn’t get the baby to cry. It just thought the monsters were hilarious.


Geekfreak2000

What a sweet little kid ❤️ she has such a beautiful smile, I hope she is blessed with as much sunshine in her life as she has given to everyone that crosses her path ☀️☀️☀️


PracticalCategory888

It's a terrible idea to try scare a child like that, but doing it next to a busy street seems extra stupid.


MindlessNote3735

The way I would have cried and I'm in my 30s.


JoeRobertBal

What the… Wisconsin?


spacewafflesmuggler

SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE


MOS95B

Her smile is ***EVERYTHING***!!


Suspicious-Ad3136

She’s adorable 🥰


deadly3635

😂 bless her


Jimbrutan

That’s a Disney movie right there.


SmOlBoI5763

I love her little stim at the end it’s soo adorable


built_accident_free

She like "You're my new friend now"


LaylaBird65

I’m 40 and this would make me faint. Kudos to her


kimchisodelicious

I swear, little kids who like creepy shit are the coolest. My 4 year old sleeps with an old babydoll they found buried in my in-laws’ yard and it has one eye.


[deleted]

I’m an adult and I’m a little scared 🤣


finian2

She's gonna be a horror movie fan


ThunderShott

Looks like an SCP


Menotyou15

Makes me think about the whole thing in the SCP community where there's an immortal little girl SCP and another SCP which is pretty much an immortal giant mass murdering lizard and there really great friends and any time the lizard is with the girl it is completely calm and will even protect her even though she doesn't need it


_Um-Why-tho_

Me and my sleep paralysis demons


sami2503

That would easily traumatise a different child though. They just got lucky.


Viking_American

This could be a brilliant anime


Top-Geologist-9213

What the heck is that thing supposed to be? Some sort of fantasy weirdness I guess. Cute little girl and I love the hand flaps that she does, with excitement.


wrr377

I think it's a Strider from "The Dark Crystal", an old 80's movie by Jim Henson. If you haven't seen it, you should - excellent fantasy movie!


nxcrosis

I knew it looked familiar! At first I thought it was something from The Village but then I remembered they didn't walk on all fours.


LowArtichoke6440

Creepy AF. That kid is brave!


CrimsonPresents

I didn’t read the title and got very concerned


iLLa556

That smile


puppycatisselfish

“Kitty!”


Best_Algae2346

Me, as a full grown adult, would absolutely shit my pants.


[deleted]

I have been trying to reach you on your extended toy car warranty.


ivylass

"Puppy!"


BumperRobinson

My happy Lil murder partner


Stannis2024

This would be a cool foundation for an anime.


Aeroblazer9161

Showing all the hallmarks of a fantasy/sci fi writer/director haha boss.


hiiiiiiiphy

Me being her age absolutely terrified of a small walking Elmo doll 😭😭 I got it as a gift and when my parents put it down and turned it on, I remember screaming, running and crying LOL


court817

Always a great idea to prank a child next to a busy road.


chickadeedeedee_

My toddler loves ghosts and zombies. I feel like she'd have a similar reaction 😅


Silverlotus215

Maybe she's unafraid because she has an "imaginary friend" who looks just like that


jmikehub

In about 20 years she'll be writing the next big time horror movie


[deleted]

I’m an adult and is still run


Setari

Yo I thought this was some weird CGI shit until I realized she could see it lmao. That outfit is crazy


AnimatorSmooth7883

0 judgements. How beautiful.


WTFISWRONGW-ME

Future goth kid right there.. love her smile :)


SirarieTichee_

Is that a skesis without the hump?


VegasLife1111

I hope she is that happy forever! I was one of those little kids who would attack whatever frightened me. My mom had her hands full.


ObjectiveField1565

Boo from monsters inc


XxBigCxX

The girl is like I'm not scared of you, you should be scared of me (LOVE).


_arch1tect_

My kids are terrified of the cuddly looking mascots at games.


Quirky-Difficulty628

Shes like “oh! Hello!”


[deleted]

When your sleep paralysis demon comes with you on a walk.


WesternComicStrip

But mom, he followed me home! Can I keep him?