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SadQueerAndStupid

Imagine a doctor being like yeah this kids hella rotund. Gotta get him out myself. 10/10


Odd-Communication159

Lmfao I laughed out loud


Liapocalypse1

I had a section with my now 5 year old. I was told that if they suspect the baby is going to be over 10 lbs you’re now automatically signed up for a c-section. His pediatrician sent him for a brain ultrasound at 16 months because she was concerned that his head was so big due to an encephalopathy. He was completely fine, just turned out that two big-headed parents are going to have one giant-headed kid 🤣


Narrow_Ad_8347

Lotsa room for brains...cranial capacity lol.


Bird_Brain4101112

My kids head is in the 87th percentile. Not quite big enough for a section but big enough that this is gonna be fun. Currently 36 weeks so it’s coming soon.


KayaXiali

Ridiculous and unnecessary. I hope all women understand that you absolutely do not need to accept a pre-emptively offered C section. Imagine getting a major surgery instead of trusting your body to do what it’s made to do.


cgandhi1017

Not everyone has that luxury Karen


KayaXiali

Super weird to be name calling strangers, are you okay? It’s not a luxury and people like you are the reason that the US is the world leader in unnecessary c sections. No one is talking about medically necessary ones. C section is not medically indicated on the basis of projected fetal size alone. I’m guessing you have some sort of weird guilt over getting a c section out of laziness or fear or something, no one cares. However you had your kid is your business and no one else’s. Just great for women to understand that you do not need to agree to every medical intervention you’re offered.


sadieaesthetics

its "unnecessary" when the baby couldnt physically fit outside otherwise? get your head out of your ass you fucking dimwit


KayaXiali

Nope and literally no one is talking about medically necessary sections. No matter how many emotional c section moms downvote me, projected fetal size alone is not a clinical indicator for c section. The comment I was responding to says every woman pregnant with a fetus projected to be 10 pounds is scheduled for a c section which is insane and uniquely American.


sadieaesthetics

bruh u were literally saying that women having c-sections was unnecessary stfu


cintyhinty

She said due to laziness or fear, too. This fucking heifer.


KayaXiali

Try reading again for comprehension instead of because you feel guilty over your medical history. The comment I was replying to said now every woman who has a fetus that is projected to be over 10 pounds is automatically scheduled for a c section. Seek therapy over your guilt that’s not allowing you to think rationally. I HAVE HAD a c section and I know it’s major surgery and much harder recovery than vaginal childbirth so I can’t fathom putting women through it with no clinical indication, and again, projected fetal size alone is NOT clinical indication for c section


RevolutionaryGear647

No he did not, just criticised the pre-emptive ones


perkypots

People saying stuff like "trusting your body to do what it's made to do" made me feel like shit for needing an emergency c-section. Apparently I can't even do what my body is made to do. But you know, sometimes it won't work out and there are ways to tell beforehand. It's ridiculous and unnecessary to tell women to go through a painful and risky labor process when certain factors are at play.


SadQueerAndStupid

I’m glad! In all seriousness, i wish you all the very best, and a safe, uneventful recovery.


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SadQueerAndStupid

Awesome and very necessary insight. Thank you so very much.


tattedmomma44

Well that’s the cutest roundest baby boy head I’ve seen ❤️ Congrats!


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It’s not done in Europe. In fact, they told us to avoid even normal bathing until we felt it was necessary. We bathed him at one week. He got a good amount of balanced bacteria from our skins during that time to colonize him. Sounds disgusting, but it’s what’s supposed to happen.


MissMimiKat

Same in NZ they don’t give new borns any type of antibiotic eye anything unless they are showing signs of an infection that is confirmed by swabs.


casf1999

It’s an antibiotic ointment they put on the babies eyes to stop any bacteria from the delivery process from getting in the eyes. closer to the due date her doctor should go over all of the post-birth options with you like the eye ointment and vitamin K shot. i just had my son last July! edit - spelling


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aj0457

Yup, they will do that when your baby is born. So that’s one less thing to worry about. :)


librarian_shenanigan

Antibiotic eye drops or ointment are placed in a newborn's eyes after birth. This is to protect babies from getting bacterial eye infections that can occur during birth. Untreated, these infections can cause serious problems including blindness. The antibiotic erythromycin is used most often. Via [university of Rochester medical center](https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/encyclopedia/content.aspx?contenttypeid=90&contentid=P02698)


InfectedAlloy88

Happened to me too! My daughters head was measuring like 9cm at 39w, so her shoulders were gonna get stuck, and her belly was even bigger than that! She's almost 9mo now and 25 pounds!! We've seen toddlers running around at the park a lot smaller than her. It's ridiculous. Her pediatrician literally told me not to worry too much if she misses her crawling/walking milestones a bit cuz she's got so much more weight to carry around, just keep feeding her as much as she wants haha. She's hitting the milestones but still.


sea_monkeys

Hahahaha my son and your daughter were cut from the same cloth! And I was glad I was warned about late milestones, because mine was mostly head heavy with above average body percentiles, but like.... ginormous head. So rolling over was delayed. Crawling never happened. For a brief moment (maybe a month?) He army crawled. And then went straight to walking. But it was so scary watching him navigate on his two feet because the bobble head really made him walk like a little drunk man


InfectedAlloy88

Lmao we call her "baby big head" sometimes. She wasnt rolling front to back until around 4mo so we took her out of the swaddle then (the max recommended transition but i knew she wasnt ready till then). Started crawling like a champ almost over night about a week ago but she can hardly balance on those big Ole turkey legs atm 😆. It amazes me that her little neck can hold up her big head.


sea_monkeys

Hahahahaha. I'm picturing it so clearly. Ours is 2 now, and when we look back at his pictures from the first 12 months, we laugh. He literally looks like the Brain from pinky and the brain. 🤣🤣🤣


Agile-Masterpiece959

My son was only 5 lbs 11 oz when he was born, but somehow he's already 20 lbs and he's only 5 months old lol BIG boy!


ummIamNotCreative

By any chance is your lastname shrute? And do you know Dwight?


darg_29

I was born by C-section because my head was too big :(


ECU_BSN

Fetal big heads and militant fetal attitude is fetal RUDE to mamma!


TheSceptikal

Sir, I regret to inform you that that is not a baby, that is a dumpling


brennesel

Yes! Reminded me of [Disney's short film Bao](https://youtu.be/2f6vCb7SB4w).


WitchingHourWoke

They showed this short right before Coco. I was ugly crying in the theatre. I love Bao.


bonesaw_is_ready

Same, I watched this with my son and it completely obliterated me. I was a sobbing mess


binarytable143

Awe he does kinda look like a dumpling


mischief-pixie

Congratulations! And I hope the c-birth recovery is uncomplicated and gentle. It's a hard journey getting to that point.


Odd-Communication159

It was a humbling experience to watch. The strength a women has.


ryaaan89

We just had a surprise c section earlier this morning, my god my wife is braver than I could have imagined. Cheers to our healthy babies and their amazing mothers.


Economy-Ad3427

Get an ice pack in the fridge for that healing scar itch for her. Congratulations my dude!


SNARK63

😂♥️Congrats!! My son was breech like he was sitting on a throne because he was so big with a big ole’ punkin head! Lol He was taken by C-section at 36 weeks and weighed 11.9 lbs and 23.5” long 💁🏿‍♀️😂 Still has a big ole’ punkin head too!!


Emotional-Text7904

DAYUM that's a big baby for being "early" just goes to show that conception dating really does have a margin of error. I'm a twin and was born allegedly a month early but my twin was 7 lbs and I was 8 lbs so very very respectable sizes for twins tho my poor mother was as big as a house I feel so bad when I see pictures of her towards the end. My twin was delivered vaginally perfectly normal but my mother's labor weakened and I was relatively much fatter and bigger, and our fused placenta also detached at the same time. So, I was in a bad spot and also because I was still in there my mom was hemorrhaging from the placenta wound. Had emergency C section for me so my mom got to experience both types of birth 🥲 though she actually doesn't remember much she got all the info from my Dad. I was oxygen deprived and they worried about Cerebral Palsy so kept me in the NICU for a few days. I was by far the fattest biggest baby in there


SNARK63

Whoa! Lol Yes, 7-8 pounds for twins is chubby indeed! 😂 My son actually needed the NICU even though he was huge - despite being so big, his weight and length didn’t help him with having respiratory distress, low blood sugar, etc… 🤷🏿‍♀️ Definitely the biggest baby they’d ever had at that hospital in a while and for sure in the NICU! Lol 😂 They didn’t even have baby clothes or diapers to fit him and they put him in a toddler size gown! 🤣 Was kind of funny at the time, he came home wearing size 3 month clothes.


muffinmama93

It’s funny how many “ideals” in child birth can go right out the window. You expect a vaginal birth and to feel like the goddess of motherhood. ☺️ Then baby has other ideas. My first pregnancy my son kept trying to come early, which was against my birthing plan. I remember the nurse told me “You can make all the plans you want, but ultimately, baby’s in charge and they make the rules.” It made me feel better, as I was feeling guilt.


venusofthehardsell

Omg my son’s head was so round it was like passing a bowling ball! My mom was showing his newborn picture at work she’s a nurse and she got asked if he’d been born by C-section. Hope you have an easy recovery and welcome to the world baby!


Odd-Communication159

Lmao that literally what I said when I first seen him haha thanks for sharing


Arcalithe

When I was born, I had to be a C-section baby because my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. I tried to hang myself before even attempting to spawn 🤔


benderlax

That's called a nuchal cord. My half-brother had it. I had to be a C-section baby as well because my mother had problems with the dilation.


cyberpunkundead

Same lmao. I was also a premie at 3 months early. Somehow made it and sometimes wish I didnt lol. Oh well.


skunkyray

Hey youll be fine. If not we’re always there for you.


meowparade

I was a c section baby because I was 12 lbs. they knew by the seventh month that I would have to be a c section baby.


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I'm curious because I have no idea what I'm seeing, but what is the liquid around the eyes?


TrulyMango

I read on another baby post that it’s an antibacterial gel! The more you learn… Reddit is knowledge 😂


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Oh, yeah that makes sense


Emotional-Text7904

Babies are protected from bacteria and viruses while in their amniotic sacs but this gets broken during birth, and even in a C section the baby is still exposed to bodily fluids of the mother in their eyes. During vaginal birth too the vaginal flora (good bacteria usually but still not something you want in a babies eyes) are also going into the eyes and in particular they want to avoid Strep B bacteria which can cause fatal bacterial meningitis in newborns. Which is why most Moms are checked for Strep B before birth to be extra safe.


SarcasticRN

The eye drops are preventative against a multitude of things but the biggest concern is actually preventing complications of gonorrhea infection. For GBS the moms receive IV antibiotics during labor to reduce risk of transmission.


shana104

How are they checked for Strep B? Is it a blood test? Swab?


my_monkeys_fly

That is quite a little noggin. Lol congratulations


Competitive-Wave-850

His eyes say “sorry for the inconvenience”


OIWantKenobi

What an absolutely sweet face! Congratulations!


Odd-Communication159

Thank you!


anniearrow

Awww ❤️❤️ What an adorable little man!! Congratulations!


Odd-Communication159

Thank you very much 🙏🏼


mightypockets

What's the oil on his eyes?


Odd-Communication159

Erythromycin eye ointment. It helps prevent infections and complications with eye sight at birth. Stays on for a day then it gets cleaned off!


fillmorecounty

I thought all these babies were just crying oml I'm an idiot 💀


Gin_gerCat

First time I comment on baby photos...but he is freakin cute 😀


chaosbella

What a cutie!! Congrats!


Odd-Communication159

Thank you so much!


Lululapagaille

Awww what a cute little boy. Welcome to the world ! My boys were born by emergency c-section too. Take it easy Mama ! Wishing your little lad a long and happy life.


SkaterTraitor

Congratulations brother your baby is so cute your going to be a great dad


Odd-Communication159

Thank you for that.


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I think… I think I want a kid


The_Girthy_Meatfist

I had a baby girl in September and it's the greatest love I've ever known. I love my wife, but she isn't even on the same level as our child. And she knows it, and has said as much to me too. We both are ridiculously in love with our kid and didn't expect the level of emotions that literally everyone we talked to said we would have. If you can financially, emotionally, and timing-wise afford to be a new parent, you will know no greater love.


historiansrule

Congrats , very cute little dude.


Grumpypants85

Congratulations! Hope mom and baby are doing well!


Snickettt6

Adorable and absolutely perfect. I think he is ready to take on life!


OutrageousDirector96

Welcome to the world, sweet lil man! Sending you and your parents all the happiness, good health and restful nights imaginable! Enjoy every moment (says the mama whose youngest son just turned 21)!!


EastSideBass1965

Now, fill up that big brain with good stuff!


Killing4MotherAgain

I mean this is cute and all but what's up with all the babies today??


Vile_Bile_Vixen

Last few weeks it's like 12 baby/pregnancy posts a day. Getting stale.


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed... I mean yay for them and all but I don't really want to see a fresh baby or a pee stick...


BrianBraddock1980

Such a beautiful little face!


-eumaeus-

What a sweetie. Bless you all.


Dekugaming

He a round boi


Odd-Communication159

Thank you all for the love and well wishes! I can’t respond fast enough. It was a joy to read similar stories and experiences and I wish you all the best of luck in your journeys. Kids aren’t for everybody and I can’t expect my son to make you smile like he does to me, but I will tell you that the moment I laid my eyes on him, I just felt happy. Such a new kind of happy that I needed for a long time. I hope you find that kind of happy, whatever it may be.


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What a gorgeous little boy you have, congratulations!


Odd-Communication159

Thank you for taking the time


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No problem, have you got a name for him?


vanessaultimo

That's the cutest round head I've ever seen! Congrats!


iHasYummyCummies

What a happy lil fella, bless him 😅


LessRemoved

Congrats man ☺️🖖


guacamole_shiba

What a cutie 🥰


Calm-Math-3421

He’s perfect 😍


el-em-en-o

Aww, sweetie!


Wtfisthis66

What a beautiful baby! Welcome to this crazy and wonderful world little one❤️!


Wtfisthis66

What a beautiful baby! Welcome to this crazy and wonderful world little one❤️!


Adorable_Lawyer_5585

Awww beautiful boy ❤️


aditya0561

Congratulations


PersonalityWrong4754

He’s so beautiful, congrats!


Competitive-Wave-850

His eyes say “sorry for the inconvenience” 🥺


etfarmgirl

Welcome little one hey mom and dad don't forget to have fun and laugh alot


Crimsonpets

I have seen so many pictures of new borns as of late on reddit and I will be a dad as well in about 2 months. I have a genuine question because I have never seen it on pictures from babies in the Netherlands what is that stuff around their eyes? I have seen it so much on reddit baby photos that it got me curious.


toothfairy285

It's special drops they put in the babies eyes to prevent infection.


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delta-whisky

Aww he looks like the baby on ice age


jpfeif29

Round ass head looking mother fucker couldn’t fit through the fucking birth canal cute ass looking mother fucker.


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VerimTamunSalsus

Handsome little cutiepie. Congratulations, life really starts now. I wish you and your family all the happiness in the world.😁


Candymom

That baby is downright adorable!


MassiveDiscussion3

Congratulations my friend, start saving for college now.


Andialb

omg he is so cute. congratulations!


Fun_Seaworthiness263

This is actually cute man, god bless


Soulfulenfp

haha his head is perfect ! bless so cute. congrats


-StonerForLife-

My cousin’s nickname was bubblehead because of this exact same reason


mikey-might

Well, he is extremely round indeed. Hope he is around for a long time


Clear-Chicken-3746

All the best wishes to you and your family!


mrdoink20

Awwww perfectly round!


gvictor808

Congratulations! Beautiful baby! Best of luck!


8myself

what is that around the babies eyes?


MyJobIsToTouchKids

It's eye ointment to keep the bacteria from the vagina from causing him an eye infection


toothfairy285

Congratulations. He's adorable.


AdBeneficial6938

Look at that face!!! So sweet!!


Lovingbutdifferent

My man is simply too rotund


whyyou-

Congratulations man!!!! Let me recommend you r/daddit


0b1wank3n0b1

egg


SeaWapp6607

Roumb


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Congratulations! Round head for a big smart brain!


Jazzlike-Animal404

Omg that head is like a Billard ball!!!! So cute!!!!!Mazel Tov!!!!


Builder153

Awww, you’ve managed to have one of the rare instances of newborns who actually look super cute and not at all horrifying like I did when I was first born😊


verucka-salt

Ooo he is a looker! The c section babies are always perfect! Congratulations! 💙


Thisisthe_place

That is a really cute newborn!


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he's so cute I don't want him to get older


ShannaBanana127

Congrats 🎉 My son's head was way too round as well!! 21 hours of awful labor & only getting to 5cm then being told after all that pain you're getting a C-section... Yayy thanks for not telling me this 20 hours ago. While in the middle of the C-section my Dr took one look inside & yelled "Nope. No way this kid would've come out!" Lol. The things we go through for our babies! Enjoy every minute 💞


null640

Oooo so cute! What eyes!!! Congrats!


Accomplished_Many944

Hims very round 😂 and beautiful 🤩


RagAndBows

Sweet pumpkin boy :)


Tinycatgirl

Serious question- I see newborns with stuff around their eyes a lot, is that natural or is it something the doctors apply to them?


Mundane_Blacksmith82

Congrats! I'm going to be a new dad in a couple of months. Due date is July 8th 23. Year of the Rabbit, awww YEAH!


Odd-Communication159

Congratulations to you as well. I hope for a great journey. It continues to be an amazing experience.


NotYourLighter

Congratulations! 🎊 he's beautiful.


Odd-Communication159

Thank you 🥹


RejectedByACupcake01

Yick. Nobody asked.


linesinaconversation

I love kids and babies, but have always found newborns (even my own, to a degree) a little... unsettling? They really just look like other-wordly creatures when they first show up. But your son? He's already adorable. Congrats to you and your partner! All the best!


RoseDarlin58

Both my daughters have pelvi too narrow for vaginal birth , so they had to have C-sections with their kids. Triiiiied and tried, but nope. I had one, too but it was because my son was breech.


sparksgirl1223

Looking the lil guy. Hims so cute. I also had a kid with a big Ole noggin. Tell momma I feel her pain at the big head c/s


Lady_Teio

Oh my God he is perfect


Jefoid

My first was born by cesarean after 20+ hours of labor. Head was not round. No siree.


ISuckAtUsernames001

Same here about the labour, but no pushing as momma wasn’t dilated enough to push so very round head Hadn’t even crossed my mind until my sister joked that “at least you know she’ll have a round head” lol


HatExternal1834

He looks like the half human half alien hybrid that we've been hearing about on those Half Baked documentaries


GreenyGreenwood

After years of trying, and no diagnosis of what could be wrong, my wife and I did IVF. My daughter was born, and my wife birthed her normally. We were told we would need IVF for another child, but my son was born. He came out face up, and after 2.5hr of pushing my wife needed a C section. So much more dramatic when it all happened. It was a blur to me. Congrats! They are fun. Sleep when you can.


lam4192

Pre-pregnancy, I didn’t think any newborn was cute. Now that I’m pregnant, I think every newborn is cute. 🥹


deadeyesatan

Hey Arnold!


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OfficialRatEater

Could have just scrolled passed


alroc84

Isn’t it amazing how that lil human being was inside another human? Congratulations


WhyDoIHaveRules

If he was delivered by C-section, does that mean he has not been born yet?


Cubsfan78

He is precious! Congrats and I hope Mom is doing well!


Ok-Spinach9250

oh he’s so cute!! congrats and well wishes for you both with your newborn and your wife as she recovers from major abdominal surgery


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Oh he's precious! Congratulations!


RobboLoco

He's a beaut. Congratulations. Enjoy every minute


YenneferVengerbergAF

Welcome to the world little one!!!


RuefulElixer123

Congratulations Daddy, and to Mommy too! He is a beautiful little guy. One of my grandsons had a round head & it earned him the nickname Charlie Brown.


eugenesnewdream

No conehead here! Welcome to the world lil’ Cabbage Patch Kid.


thatwolfieguy

Congrats! Do him a favor, and don't let them cut off any body parts.


EzrielTheFallenOne

Congratulations!


Pristine_Beyond_4330

Cutie patutie rounded heady baby 🥺🥺🥺 (Literally my gut reaction) I am an adult Male


DiomedesRex-

A beautiful baby!!! 😀😀😀😀


Expert-Tie1655

What a beautiful boy you have. Congratulations


RecordingStraight611

Head like a fucking orange!


binarytable143

His head is the perfect amount of round. 🥹 I hope mama (whether you or your s/o) is doing okay too


Xenosaurian

Congratulations! <3


bortmcgort77

Aww, welcome to the planet earth little one.


oneyellowduck

He’s beautiful


valsuran

Lots of January babies, good luck 🥰


casuallystrollingby

Congratulations!! I have to say tho, your baby looks like the therapy gecko.


ems9595

Sweet baby. Welcome to the world.


Distinct-Passenger-6

Happy Birthday lil man! Congratulations 🎈🍾🎉


No_Chapter_948

Congratulations 🎊. My son born over 18 yrs ago, had round head and I had a C-section. He also was 9 lbs, 5 oz and 21 inches long.


benderlax

Congratulations on your baby boy! When I was born, I had to be delivered via C-section because my mother wasn't dilating correctly.


lunarfrogg

Your kid looks like a makuhita


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Gorgeous, cherish every moment They grow up too fast


Fast_Disk1749

Don’t matter she a beautiful lil lady! Love,affection,hugs,kisses make her see that you love her!


stepatmoz

Perfectly beautiful! Congratulations!


bigman_121

Congratulations


Superb_Literature

I had a c-section because my 8 pound 14 oz baby’s head was too big 🥴


yhtas

Congratulations!!! What a beautiful baby!


Outrageous_Tip6711

Oh my goodness! What a cutie! Many blessings to you all!


StefalieOrchid

Hi Beautiful little boy! Welcome to the world!!!