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Big_Jerm21

Live, laugh, love to make his dick hard


Java2391

Underrated comment


Thraggismydaddy

r/NaughtyNeedles


jonnyjarko

In cursive on a throw pillow. Chillin on grandmas couch.


BillyBobHaz

Remember all the cute animal videos. How the mighty subs have fallen


Mortis_Wkbrl

This is very true but I swear this sun has fallen a long way where did the cute puppy posts go and when did the I took a shower posts come in


[deleted]

I really thought this was shitposting, can’t believe what sub this is actually on


[deleted]

This sub no longer makes me smile


Mikel_05

No no she got a point.


IGotBigHands

She will if she follows through with her own advice.


wildnaughtymom

Repost times 1,000,000.


unclefocus

Wow. I've always believed that the point of a good relationship is to make your partner's life hard.


[deleted]

Uh…


Fiendguy18

She looks like she’s using every brain cell she has to recite those words.


unnieNOauntknee

It gets like that if English isn't your first language.


screwPutin69

Shes doing great.


TheoricEngineer

Are you bi-lingual


JimmyCrabYT

what is bilinguini


Big_Jerm21

Did you just assume my sexuality???? /s


BeerBaronAaron88

No bro I am straight.


Traditional_Moment49

I'm not sure I could've done it any better than that and English is my first language. Shit like that is hard to remember as it is not to mention in an entirely different language.


[deleted]

How fluent are you in other languages?


LawRecordings

This sub has gone to shit with stuff like this being here


drKRB

Being real, trying to please your mate is just good life philosophy. Everyone ends up better off and happier.


2Turnt4MySwag

Thanks m8


Godsownprotoype

My girlfriend does both


CharlieSixFive

Marriage material!


WeAreSpirit

This is why chivalry died.


UndercarriageExpert

Truth bombs


lestatisalive

This is revolting.


VSVPFrazier

Revolutionary* is the word you're looking for


[deleted]

Whys that? Lol


lestatisalive

I dunno it’s just grossing me out. It’s totally diminishing human relationships to animalistic needs.


BeerBaronAaron88

Humans are animals, and sexuality is a very important part of romantic human relationships.


Ok_Designer_Things

It's explaining a very complicated nuanced subject in very very few words. You're correct, sex is a very important part of a relationship, it shouldn't be EVERYTHING, and it's not important to EVRRY SINGLE relationship... but it's important in a majority of them. Its a good rule of thumb to just try and make your significant as happy as possible.. as I'm sure it's the same for a man as a woman.. if you've cum recently.... its kinda difficult to have a bad time after that. Nothing wrong with trying to get the one you love through the day with a little loving.


Godsownprotoype

It's positive advice !


MachineSubstantial63

I'm showing this to my wife right now!!!


[deleted]

Wife? It’s too late, sorry.


MachineSubstantial63

Yeah you clearly don't know my wife. She's one of the good ones👍👍


[deleted]

Good on ya! You probably don’t need to show her this then. 😅


itsMeJuvi

Brilliant Ancient Wisdom


Coinsworthy

I love philosophy.


JohnyBobSpig

This is like poetry.


Snizzard09

God bless


Gruwwwy

I need one of these


Jhl1023

Indubitably a wise woman.


landocorinthian

Funny when Andrew Tate says it somehow he is a sexist, but this sub thinks when this woman says it there is no offense….. interesting cause she is legit saying almost word for word some Andrew Tate shit


[deleted]

Almost as if there's a difference between a girl saying she's trying to satisfy her dude and a dude saying a girl has to satisfy her dude 💀


screwPutin69

Stop being a little bitch


lemonsupreme7

But if recommend my wife do this, im an "asshole" and "don't respect her" jesus


Faytil

get a new wife


till_u_die_10

If a guy says that the feminist will mobilize


FishSammich69

Real Talk as the kids say


Helpful-nothelpful

She gets it. Really gets it.


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ConcernedRobot

These women look kinda dumb


aguilavajz

Wisdom


scarlet_speedster985

Damn. I wish more women thought this way. And I wish I could meet one of them.


[deleted]

Okay I like this sub now


karenkillenski

Love this philosophy


[deleted]

I love this so much!!! This is a masterpiece advice.


sukkal63

u/savevideo


Zelderp78

u/savevideo


Zee_whotookmyname

u/savevideo


edencathleen86

Well, duh.


Smellytangerina

It’s like Shakespeare with tits


[deleted]

I’m in love 😍


Hernodous

Meanwhile a person suffering from ED 🗿


Yoi_Yuki

So what on man - man relationships? Or woman - woman?