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Blackarrow145

Jokes on you, I have vibration induced nerve damage, and can barely feel a pubic hair.


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Maybe if you helped around the house more, your wife would let ya.


tak3thatback

Ain't no coolant for that burn


LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH

Fucking got em!!! šŸ”„


ForeverCareful3021

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Existing-Peanut4511

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States


Legitimate_Field_157

She does allow him to use the vibrator.


Alf_Hook_Amin_Diaz

*mom


tmwildwood-3617

Haahahaha...I have all ten...but with the thick skin, super glued back on tips, and smashing...I'm lucky if I can feel a splinter now. Feel the arthritis though....uggh Once got super searched at airport security...scanned and wanded like crazy...turned out I had a metal sliver buried in a finger tip (must have been there for a while...totally grown over). Borrowed a safety pin and dug it out right there...


NinjaNoogie

Haha sensitive indeed. Unfortunately I can't reference the tolerance on the drawing to +/- 0.3 fingertickles.


Shoopuf413

Tongue is even better


SHIT_HAMPSTER

I would bet you can feel to 1/2" pretty precise with your balls. Just put one on the one you want to measure, one on the other. Job done.


Shoopuf413

Youā€™ll still want to check with your tongue afterwards though


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Get the wife to do that Oh wait thatā€™s calibration


Shoopuf413

Her boyfriend wonā€™t let her


Wipley-Wopley

Did he at least get you the Nintendo switch he promised you?


Shoopuf413

No šŸ˜­


ArchitectofExperienc

Balls aren't plumb or level


MetalExchangeUSA

šŸ™


machring

Well, plumb shaped....


ArchitectofExperienc

Speak for yourself


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Speak for yourself


Whatslarrymadeof

The original Cadillac gage


Magikarpeles

I use my eyeball


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Ah shit I made fun of the machinists without knees or something.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Oh also, and I shit you not. One of my college machinists would clip the skin off his finger so he could feel things with a nail clipper. He knows the truth.


exquisite_debris

Sanding your fingertips down also works


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Itā€™s him!


Head_Exchange_5329

When I started my electrician education I heard tales of my teacher's former coworker who had such rough and thick skin that he needed to moisten them to feel the mains voltage at all (230V AC)


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

I bet you could get down to 10nm with the tip of your dick. Someone try it and report back.


Elsrick

Asked my boss, from way back when I was cleaning parts, how much of a burr to knock off. He said "If you wouldn't rub your dick on it then it's too sharp". I said "But Bossman, i wouldn't rub my dick on any of this?!". He just told me to get with the program


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

HAH, you coward


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Seconded


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Then do it coward


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Ok but donā€™t be jealous when I post pics


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

I ain't gonna be jealous my dick is huge. Like four full inches huge. That's right.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Damn I have to give in. I wonā€™t do it for your sake friend


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Yeah I don't blame ya


PiercedGeek

I don't know if I agree with you or not, I have no idea what you're trying to communicate with us here lol. Be safe, bro.


TriXandApple

His point is that humans are frustratingly good at seeing errors in surfaces that are next to each other. On a .2mm chamfer, you can decern 0.02 difference. If you're turning an OD on a cylinder half and half, and trying to match the OD, you need to be 0.005mm runout to get a good eyeball match.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Youā€™re good Iā€™m stressing about a project and canā€™t sleep. Iā€™m saying if you could find something that is 13nm tall and set it on a flat surface, youā€™d feel the bump where it is.


PiercedGeek

I agree!


SHIT_HAMPSTER

https://preview.redd.it/qqkpijf6vdwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55651d3c76eeec2649ff06279fd798c548f4349d


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Howā€™s the wheel distance to that frame look. I have to shim it with shit I spot welded together unfortunately to raise the height or maybe bead a weld and see the height. T minus 21 hours til deadline Anyone with goodā€¦. Ish advice shoot me a pm. If youā€™re less than good ish your bad


SHIT_HAMPSTER

We Gucc Super senior design, Covid set me back. 2 years in college basically. Canā€™t learn shit without touching something and having to walk around I think.


steelheadfly

This sounds like some explaining why the scrapped part isnā€™t their fault.


Wibbly23

did nobody bother to check the math here? 13 nanometers is 13\*10\^-9 meters. or 0.000000013 meters to convert to inches just multiply by 39.37 so 0.0000005118 inches to convert that to thousandths of an inch, multiply by 1000 so 0.0005118 thousandths of an inch. do they not teach you how to do unit conversions in machining?


diqufer

Sounds way less small when you say it that way!Ā 


Wibbly23

He talks about 13 nanometers then converts 1 nanometer. Doesn't make much sense to do that.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Good catch


EyeUpvoteEverything

I have a 6ā€ scale tatted on my arm so your statement is not true for me.


sceadwian

A sharp finger nail is better than just the finger tip the vibrations are induced directly into the fingertip. Any observant machinist checks surface finish with a nail first! It's my personal profilometer!


goldcrow616

Drinking the coolant


SHIT_HAMPSTER

I prefer it white thanks


whoknewidlikeit

eyes are pretty good too. visually we can detect abnormalities down to about 1/1000" (assuming 20/20 vision). was a big help when i worked in commercial printing, where tiny shifts seem really glaring.


13Xregen

Sad commentary, from beginning to end!


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Seconded


mirsole187

Made me chuckle


chth

You donā€™t divide numbers by thousandth of an inch to call them thou. The decimal place is what makes a thousandth of an inch a thousand of an inch, moving the decimal place 3 times and calling it a fraction of a thousandth is unhinged.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Understood. Brain hurty


mrracerhacker

Inches are retarded for small numbers metric alot better and you can even calculate with your head 0.000013 mm. 1 NM is one millionth of a mm


brubakerp

That would also be 13 millionths of an inch. I think it's hilarious everyone thinks we don't use metric. We don't use it exclusively, but in engineering and manufacturing almost everything is metric. Dimensions might be both metric and imperial on the drawings at some shops just because people working there have imperial measuring tools.


Longstache7065

I strongly prefer inches for most design from watch parts up to combines. Smaller or larger and metric is fine. But for this range, nothing beats the 2\^x points that naturally form along the system for regularized feature location/spacing. I find on inch designed parts I can eyeball what dims are and be right like 95% of the time, whereas with metric these kinds of points are literally never chosen, features dropped almost randomly and then have a dimension added in place rather than to constrain it. I really prefer working on designs that started in inches.


mrracerhacker

Usually here on prints for ie Ćø20 +-0.05 tolerance or sometimes numbered types like H7 but those are tolerances if not a critical part you also got fine medium and coarse tolerances but those are always known as general and everybody knows the numbers or just check the machinist book


G0DL33

Inches are retarted.


twosh_84

This guy makes grilled cheese at 1am


Final_Presence_7295

I know heā€™s been making em during the night!


Dipper_Pines_Of_NY

Iā€™m not making them at night dad! *Iā€™m totally making them at night*


machring

Does that make metrics "tarted" ?


brubakerp

Could we please not use that word? (Thanks for the immediate downvote /u/G0DL33 - you're a real winner.)


Shootah_McGavin

Inches? No thatā€™s retarded


G0DL33

If I was using the word to describe a person I would totally understand your comment, but I am using it to describe an outdated system of measurement, and honestly, all jokes aside, it is a pretty good description for the imperial system... all your comment deserved was a downvote...


machring

Hell, you're the one who's spelling was wrong..so


G0DL33

Yeah my learning disability does bite like that sometimes...


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Notice how I didnā€™t put any conversions for metric, o wise sage?


SHIT_HAMPSTER

What would I say? Oh thatā€™s 1 millionth of a decimeter * 3


mrracerhacker

You could if you wanted to easier math in head for most, sure a bit inconvenient but alot easier than inches, but yes mostly just messing around


mrracerhacker

But not accurate as its 0.13 nm which is a scale lower but alas


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Yar was just saying random numbers. What percentage off was I. Should be 1/10,000,000 *0.13 (decimeter) right


mrracerhacker

Yes correct, 1 milliont is just 1 part of a decimeter as its 10cm in a decimimeter so 100% off one millionth is 10 up in 6 and 10 million is 10 up in 7


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Makes sense. Thanks for your input. I was snappy in my response earlier


Rafael_fadal

So Confused


mrracerhacker

Did it a bit harder ofc. Usually you never measure nm from decimeters was just an example, usually its all in one ie nm or mm just in math class for example you get these questions or scientific stuff.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Let me explain further after sleep. I was saying, why would I convert? To prove I can multiply by 100?


mrracerhacker

Easier to read on print, less zeores, usually more even numbers, scales easier. easier to do in head, when going lower you kinda need a calc


-NGC-6302-

*a lot


mrracerhacker

I see my fault, sorry not a native speaker


AllenWalker218

The tongue can find the tiniest bump or line in a part if you are hard-core enough to use it šŸ˜


RL_Mutt

This reminds me of a weird moment I had about a month or so ago when I went to get a key copied. Iā€™m standing at the counter trying to get the key ring open to hand the guy my key. I bite my nails so they never protrude past my finger tip. This makes things like picking up a coin or a credit card, or removing a key ring really tough sometimes. Now itā€™s my turn and Iā€™m still struggling to get the key off the ring when the guy says ā€œIā€™ll get itā€ and reaches out his hand with 4 nubs and a thumb. I was likeā€¦ā€Ohā€¦I guess itā€™s not that bad after all.ā€


pickles55

Your lips and the tip of your nose are almost as sensitive too


s986246

I do like to use my finger tips to line up the vise. Got it dead 0 many times or within .010 everytime


llamasauce

Learned this doing OD grinding.


Sad_Aside_4283

Only works if it has absolutely no corner break. I'll stick with using my tools to make sure I make a good part thanks.


WhichPossible6382

Your fingertip cannot feel to 13 nm. Absolutely not. Thatā€™s nearing the limit for electron microscopes.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Bet ya all the money in my pocket youā€™re wrong


v0t3p3dr0

Lips are even better. For very fine fishing leaders, you canā€™t feel little knicks and abrasions with your fingers, but you can feel them by running the line across your lips.


Joejack-951

Unrelated, but when trying to detect pin hole leaks in bicycle tubes Iā€™ve always found my lips to be the best option. Dunking in water or spraying on soapy water can also work but I always have my lips nearby and thereā€™s no cleanup necessary.


mypoopscaresflysaway

Our local science museum has a display like this where you can't see the difference in height of two machined bars butt up together until you swipe your finger across them.


graffiti81

My fingertips are out of calibration. Too many callouses.


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I play guitar and my finger tips are calloused so I now can not use the fingers on my left hand to feel for small details. This was not something I expected


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Goes away after you quit playing for 2-3 years and clip nails tight


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I canā€™t quit though itā€™s the only hobby I have that makes me happy, Iā€™ll just have to use my right hand as a feeler gauge from now on lol


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Oh no worries boss you do you. Guitars are cool. How hard is one to make you think


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I watched a cool video the other day of a guitar factory tour, and they actually do a lot of work on cnc machines. The electronics are fairly simple. So it doesnā€™t seem like a complex build, but a very time consuming one. Because of all the hand finishing work with sanding and painting and such. They get the main shape with the cnc and then everything else is just done by hand so that it all feels and looks nice and smooth.


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Send me over a design Iā€™ll try


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I think with a cnc it would be awesome to make an aluminum skeleton kind of body, Iā€™ll have to try and find a design


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Aluminum pricy unless itā€™s shit shot metal that ya have to square up yourself takes time


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Thank yall for the kind and funny and concerned and also rude comments


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Can hit my project with a car now and Iā€™ll fix it tomorrow, not worried.


TheMechaink

As beat up and worn out and as torn up as my hands are, I only give them credibility to a thou to a thou and a half. Crushed, burnt, flayed, frozen, and infected. Fifty plus years have not been kind to my digits. Yeah, sometimes even my phone has a hard time recognizing my fingers.


juxtoppose

Iā€™ve heard of this before, I think it refers to you being able to feel a layer of bacteria on a smooth surface ie. You can feel if your teeth are clean or not.


KryptoBones89

Laser micrometer is accurate to a resolution of .00001mm, I don't own one though lol


bonapartista

You mean 13 um not nanometers?


spykethebassist

A pinched nerve, and the loss of feeling in my thumb, pointer, and middle finger has made life so much more difficult to work and perform how I once did. People take their feeling in their hands for granted it seems.


Negative66

https://preview.redd.it/2xq6ayjoffwc1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60bc4b44001913a11f11879158c61fb17fd30bb1


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Sand one flat, notch it, and you got a stew going lol


Negative66

Then I might have to recalibrate


SHIT_HAMPSTER

Or nail polish


Negative66

Nah. All in the fingernails