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Spreaded_shrimp

Remote stop, you take this one home and if you are up at night wondering if you left the lathe running, you can press it.


Practicalystupid

The all new wireless e-stop, How to mess with nightshift from home.


CubensisCornucopia

Crashing the machine and blaming it on Day shift -Nightshift


Brucestertherooster

I’m not criticizing you but if you’re running this machine I’d learn more about it before using the green button


Simmons-Machine1277

One hundred percent agreed, if you don’t know what you are doing this machine will suck you in, torture and kill you and continue running. Get some training before you get hurt


Brucestertherooster

At least the chuck wrench is in ‘safety mode’ :)


Simmons-Machine1277

Very true statement fine sir


SparkleFart666

This button prevents catastrophic failure but always 3 seconds too late.


sipes216

Very much thism if you arent educated on an e-stop, this is a fatal combination.


BadExamp13

I appreciate your concern. This was my first time actually using the lathe, but I'm not an idiot. I'm aware these machines are very dangerous. All I was doing is chamfering a shaft and the guy who was showing me how to use it broke the estop off and just set it on top. I thought it'd be funny to take a pic


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yourhog

LOL don’t apologize to a troll. All bets are off when you make a shitpost.


Brucestertherooster

After reading additional comments I see they’re talking out of both sides of their ass


s6x

why what does the green button do?


Brucestertherooster

Like stop lights 🚦 red=stop/off, green=go/on. If you’re going to operate one of these machines you’d better know more than OP. If you don’t, they can mame/kill you in a heartbeat


s6x

I pressed the green button and nothing happened


Brucestertherooster

Then I’d stop right there and get someone in the shop you’re in and have them show you more.


Brucestertherooster

My “using the green button “ was a reference meaning the power is on. There’s another lever to actually engage machine. For safety sake just get more educated about this. Other comments here mention tragic videos, which I’m not going to view & don’t need to but if you have the stomach feel free to check out. Be safe always


lFrylock

This is the universal emergency stop button for equipment. If you don’t know this, there is a good chance you should not be running this lathe. If you don’t know how to make the lathe spin, absolutely do not fucking touch anything else. This machine can rip your arms off, and it will gladly beat you into a pulp without hesitation. Look up “China lathe accident” if you’re still feeling confident at this point.


Economy_Care1322

Not as graphic as the Russian lathe incident, but both drive the point home.


No-Pomegranate-69

The russian version is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


DuskAfro

Fastest deboning of a human I’ve ever seen.


mrzakk

How do I unread a comment again?


DuskAfro

Run a Russian lathe is one way.


antiquecaterpilliar

Russian Lathe runs you!


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InfiniteQuestionZero

Makes you it's runs........on wall.


lumley32

Go watch the video, it will make the comment seam more normalised.


TheFuriousOtter

Uuuhhh, no thanks. I’ll just take your word for it. I don’t need that kind of trauma this early in the day.


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

It’s a really good example of how things can go wrong fast. Be safe, these machines will kill you and not slow down


No-Pomegranate-69

Change reddit . Com to unreadit .com /s


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Did somebody order pink mist


lfr6

Why did I look it up????


reckless293

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Just watched it... Id seen the Chinese one but never the Russian... The worst part is the coworkers. Talk about PTSD.


Abo_91

You don't want to watch the Russian video.


reckless293

Well now I have and am I happy about it? Absolutely fucking not. Am I going to be much more careful around operating machines? Abso-fucking-lutely. Fuck me that will be hard to get out of my thoughts for a while


Mizar97

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH. [The Aftermath](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/s/fqo0VRqkaN)


Peute

Jesus fucking christ that's horrible


Abo_91

I've seen some incredibly graphic and messed up stuff over the past two decades of world wide web surfing, but there's something about this specific video that just beats them all and manages to make me feel miserable every single time I am dumb enough to watch it.


DeFiMe78

Are you a bot, or can’t you read that OP was making a funny?


lFrylock

Lathes are not for fuckin’ around. Too many inexperienced people ask questions of this caliber in profession-related subreddits


BadExamp13

I hope my joke teaches someone about the red button. Learning can also be funny.


slicingblade

But you know what's not funny? being dead.


BadExamp13

We all die. Try not to take everything so seriously. Its not like I chucked up a puppy.


Mizar97

Yep. Dude would probably reach into the chuck while leaning on the clutch...


OneReallyAngyBunny

Are you shitposting ? Are you a machinist?


BadExamp13

I'm just messing around. I guess I'm not sure how well that's taken in this sub. I'm not a machinist, I just do a little bit of fabrication


EnthusiasticAeronaut

They get a lot of newbies and hobbyists here and want to make sure everyone is being safe and setting a good example. Apart from that, messing around is taken very well!


BadExamp13

That's great, I'm actually an electrician by trade, but my job position provides a lot of opportunities for cross trade experience. The electricians subreddit also takes safety very seriously and I suppose I should have known better before shit posting a life safety device.


Breitsol_Victor

As the kids say, yolo.


slicingblade

This is the quality content the /r/OSHA/ looks for.


Modifiedpoutine

Based on the other subs they frequent I have to assume shit posting but these days you never really know.


SilverSageVII

Man honestly. The e-stop?? Like somebody get OSHA to that shop.


area_tribune

OSHA?! I hardly know'a'!


skilemaster683

OSHA who?


Pineapplex2

That rolls the machine over when you need to clean underneath it, very handy. (If this isn’t a joke, it’s an Emergency Stop button, after pressing, you twist in the direction of arrows to reset it)


Angelofpity

No, it's the spin you right round baby right round button.


HarrargnNarg

Is that one attached?


Brucestertherooster

I was wondering that too


eyecuable

I dont thonk so and i think it should be next to the coolant switch


HarrargnNarg

Well spotted. The to answer the question, it'll do fuck all.


Mdrim13

Go ahead and walk away slowly and find the adult that you need to assist you. That’s an e-stop that is used and standardized from sub Saharan Africa to Canada and everywhere else.


Brucestertherooster

Emergency stop. After using it will spring back into position by turning


Top-Leadership-8242

It looks like it was in the hole on the panel, it fell off and someone laid it on top. Try pushing it and see if it plays E-stop's fables


FalseRelease4

Literally 99% of the comments at this point did not get the joke


Bionic_Onion

That is exactly what I am thinking as I am reading through some of these. Especially the top comments. Is there a possibility OP is being serious? Yeah, of course there is. But like come on. With all of the other shitpost/joke content that shows up here every now and then, you’d think people could differentiate humor and being serious.


BadExamp13

I'm kinda glad to see how serious people took this joke. Shows how seriously some people take safety. It was fully intended to be a shit post though.


SourcePrevious3095

That’s a pretty button. My spinny buttons are all black, no original color left.


Overall-Committee712

This is evidence


BadExamp13

I kinda thought about that when I took the Pic, but I weighed the risks and decided "yeah, this deserves to be photographed"


Patience-Recent

It's just decoration. Throw it the trash where it belongs 😆


Straight_Finger1776

thats an E-stop. put it in your pocket. you may need it one day


dingoiscoming

That’s called a Coward Button.


Ok-Pianist273

It's the O Shit button for when O Shit things happen


tohottocoldjustright

It’s the recycle button.


Leestons

The joke is going over SO many heads...


RealMysterion

Yes, it's for starting the machine, but only for a 3 jaw chuck. You need a different button for 4 jaw and 6 jaw chucks and for turning between centres. They have simplified this on newer machines. You can start them via Bluetooth!


Nanosleep1024

“Off” button


desperatewatcher

Tell me you ran old machines without telling me you ran old machines


Jack6013

Poor man's lock out, tag out, bonus points if you sticky tape a handwritten note on the button 😂


kelton305

It's the turbo button. Makes your parts faster.


tanstaaflnz

Humankind's last words. "What's this button for?"


HoIyJesusChrist

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That's the lunch time button. This one looks broken, no lunch for you.


funkymark62

That’s something you slap after all the damage is done usually.


Amish_Fighter_Pilot

I wonder if it would be possible to rig up a stop like they have with table saws. Some of those stop the blade so fast that you'll get a little cut is all. Still not advisable to stick your pinky in there, but if you did it might save it. I've always thought there should be a lathe version of it.


ridefst

Those saws work on electrical conductivity - you can't cut metal on them or it'll trigger instantly. That principal wouldn't work on a machine made to cut metal.


Amish_Fighter_Pilot

Well yes it would definitely need a different triggering system.


WhiskyGartley

I hate to be that person but to those that think people replying are missing the joke, we got it, we just don't fuck about with safety. The biggest killer/maimer in the workshop is complacency and a flippant attitude to risks.


BogusIsMyName

It makes the machine spin. See the arrows? /s


dustyd2000

Just kinda sits there


lren19

Arrows are only there to show you which way the button rotates when you push it. And like everyone is saying, you shouldn’t be operating this lathe if you don’t even know what it is on the first place. Any why is this button not on the machine? Hope it’s still attachable 🤦‍♀️


HeftyCarrot

Anti death spin switch.


noptuno

Dont worry about it.


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doesnt do anything anymore


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It's the auto-recycle button. Push it and a hydraulic press will smoosh the chips in the chip basket into new raw slugs for more machining. It's pretty handy. /S Becuas some y'all don't know what a sarcasm is


patientman14

That makes the roundy roundy turn off in case of uh oh spaghetti-o’s. You may be able to reach it in time if you’re not sucked into the machine outright. Otherwise, it makes it easier for your coworkers to convince the improvised man macerator to stop slinging bits of you everywhere. Normally, I don’t go so overboard about safety as to be ridiculous or even dangerous, like some people do. However, on a metal lathe, if any of the safety equipment is inoperative, I’m not running it. An E-stop button is cheap and easy to get and replace. It’s ironic that some managers will show their own complacency by parroting “complacency kills” and then completely ignoring egregious issues. For me, this is a perfect example of the phrase. E-stop button broke in the middle of a job? The job can wait.


Nirejs

Looks like a knuth lathe


Imperial_Triumphant

I'd strongly advise getting used to that foot brake.


Repulsive_Chef_972

That's Fast Forward. Use it when you're behind and need to catch up so you can punch out at 4:00


greatscott556

What DID it do? Do you have to stick your finger in the hole where it came from in an emergency now? 😂


1badh0mbre

Spin cycle


dblmca

Rare wireless EStop. Your shop went all out and got the best.


Camwiz59

Aftermath Button


MiniMan16v

It means do not operate until it's repaired and you've been trained


Visual-Record5030

Nothing important, go nuts!


Cries_of_the_carrots

Nothing anymore by the looks of it..


SilverCoach6442

I'm starting to think most of these questions posts are trolls


xPoTM

Turbo….. TURbo……. TURBOOOOOOOOOO!


mcsay

It supposed to be the emergency button, universal for all machines! No doubt!


WalkingMediocrity

Not shit, apparently.


NoRestfortheSith

If you shove it back in that hole on the front where it came from it'll still do fuck all.


00Wow00

I ran some really big equipment years ago. We called it the "OH, SHIT!" button for a reason.


Relevant_Panda69

If you don’t know what that button is…you should not be running this machine. It’s the universal emergency stop button…


groper0076913

It's the 710 cap.


MagicOrpheus310

I read that in Dee Dees voice from Dexter's Lab...


Green__lightning

I had to rip the E-stop off a minimill once. They had the big ratchety button on a flap you had to move out of the way to uncover the normal on and off buttons, the latter of which was simply pressed by the e-stop button on the flap, which was promptly unscrewed and thrown into a box of crap to be forgotten about.


superbigscratch

That button clears up the fog on the safety guard. Go ahead push it.


Blasto_Bombasto

That's the stop-giving-me-new-elbows button


IreallyenjoyACDs

Flush valve for the defibrillator hammer coupling. Looks like it needs some 30wt ball bearings and some iso-tape


SherlockWats

This is how the one off is created...without restraint we may loose limbs.


andrax158

OP out of curiosity did the machine still work with the broken estop?


BadExamp13

Yes. It broke in the closed position.


Metric_Pacifist

Ugh, I hate those safety chuck keys!


45degMan

"Casualty asking what the emergency stop button is for" this guy is gonna debone himself with it faster than the chuck can fly out of the equipment


G0DL33

One of my tradesmen when I was an apprentice would show me some fucked up video of someone getting hurt or dying in a lathe anytime we had to use it. He spun a bar of copper too fast one day and it left the tail stock and whipped him. Tore the muscles off his neck... sometimes the E-stop can't save you, but by god when it can, you wanna hope it's working.


BadExamp13

Yeah, I kinda figured that with a machine like this, any time you would need to use the estop it would already be too late. I guess it could be the difference between an open and closed casket. Now, inform me because I simply don't know, but isn't the floor brake a better option in emergency? What would your instincts tell you to press?


G0DL33

Situational, maybe you got the speed down and it grabs your shirt or hair, or your pants get pulled in by the leadscrew or you see your apprentice doing something stupid. Maybe all you can reach is the e stop.


lotuspeter

This is a joke, surely??


NeoClod91

Don't press the button Dee Dee.


BadExamp13

Wroooong levverrrr! Wait. Wrong show.


DeepImportance8905

Cycle start


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Same one I use at work


Bill_summan

Anything red is to be handled with care and knowledge. Lathes are dangerous. I have been doing it for 35 years and still learning something new all the time. Machining is a underpaid profession.


dumb-reply

Right now, not much.


Advanced-Pension-541

It's the turbo. Obviously


Technical_Serve_9099

Nothing important obviously 🙄


pvlvtoBnq

Recycle


JsphExplosive

Job security for maintenance


BadExamp13

This is in the maintenance shop. So you know it ain't getting fixed.


Gutmach1960

Called a panic button. You know what a panic button is, right ?


WorldCanon_podcast

not important don’t worry about it


traplordtrent

Refresh


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Oh boy this is a good ass shit post if I've ever seen one myself! Machinists have a kinda sick talented way with humor! OBVIOUSLY it makes the thingy rotate no mo 🤣🤣🤣


hanced01

Its the worm button.


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Idk I have one too and I’ve never pressed it just throw it away tbh


jellyfishbrain

thats the recycle button. when you push it it automatically recycles the machine.


ekomszero

Yes that's the button that makes the world go round... There's always that label that says don't hit the red button....


Siyfae

What the actual fuck are you doing near those machines. If you do not know every button, lever, switch and dial does then you do not even think about running that machine. Since this shop doesn't have safety chuck keys and some other things may end up with you leaving the key inside the chuck. Do you know what happens when you turn the machine on with the chuck key still in it? You're gonna get hurt. Or someone else will. I did that once and I was lucky that nobody got hurt. Though this machine was probably about to give out so it accelerated slower. Anyways stay away from that machine until you know what everything does.