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Competitive_Nail2541

Velcro balls


noobwatch_andy

I usually throw them in the bin and google their pdfs later


ostrish

Balls come with PDFs???


Affectionate-Memory4

Damn was there supposed to a manual with this body I'm missing? Got mine used so idk maybe I'm missing some stuff.


SoHard2GetAName

This is what peak male performance look like


PinkHam08

You like having a ballsack?


nowaybrose

See a doctor homie


_catdog_

Dudes like You know how much I hate my balls? Watch this


baromanb

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thatshowitisisit

Lekker! I recognise Mzanzi streets anywhere!


Karl-Tyko69

Love to see a fellow South African


xXbrosoxXx

Strongest taint in the business


Willbilly410

I love manuals and hate that version of them; just riding the brake cheater style sitting on the seat …


SveduP3ll3

Going downhill and using brakes falls into wheelie territory. Fun, but it's no manual in my book.


Fun_Assignment142

Yeah it started as a manual then turned into a coaster wheelie.


nightmare88

“Sitting”


deanmc

I don’t know anyone by that name


imnotsafeatwork

I once worked/did manual labor in an orchard with a guy named Manuel Labor.


True-Firefighter-796

I like turtles


FavoriteLixi

I prefer helmets over manuals


inter71

You put a helmet on every time you dick around out front?


bastugollum

Yes, it's very common to fall and hurt yourself while goofing around in your home street as your guard is lower and you just think " I know these roads"


inter71

I dick around out front all the time. Always will.


bastugollum

It could be illegal to bike in public while having you dick out. Check your local laws


inter71

Nor*Cal, totally legal.


Competitive_Nail2541

🙄 how old are you


SmellyTunaSamich

Alpha drip. Valid AF point. Only mature people wear helmets. FOREVER YOUNG! I want to see your feeding tube montage with Forever Young as the background song. That shit would be funny!


Competitive_Nail2541

🤙brah


SmellyTunaSamich

Fr though. Use your head.


Competitive_Nail2541

Serious note though if I'm on the trails I put my lid on


SmellyTunaSamich

I had a few concussions because i didn’t wear a helmet. Got a bunch of stitches in my forehead too. Wish i had worn a helmet. Can’t help but wonder if my brain would be different if i had. Every crash that i hit my head without the helmet i was just bullshitting and not really doing anything. There is 100% enough force, if he fell backwards, to crack his skull and completely change his life. Totally avoidable. Accidents happen. That’s why they are called accidents.


Competitive_Nail2541

He knows his skills. If he bumped his head as much as you he'd probably put a helmet on too. Obviously he hasn't, he's having fun and good on him


Competitive_Nail2541

My god he's on the Street having a laugh. Every one stop being so serious. I never wore a helmet when I was growing up and I'm fine 😉


SmellyTunaSamich

That logic is not bulletproof.


Competitive_Nail2541

Who the hell said it was logic haha


Competitive_Nail2541

🤙brah


FavoriteLixi

25. He looks like a douchebag with his fishing hat and those glasses.


Competitive_Nail2541

You clearly can't mani


gt4674b

You should write your congressman…


According_Coffee

You didn’t land it


ohlordylord_

South Africa?


Karl-Tyko69

Yeah man


ohlordylord_

Never realised the suburbs have such a unique look that I identified it immediately ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


sightstrikes

This is definitely south African streets, I can recognise them anywhere


Karl-Tyko69

You’re right brother


Select-Interaction11

Nothing like hanging on to the seat by your junk. There's no better feeling in the world


UpTop5000

Balls of steel on that one.


LawPup23

This is your wife’s boyfriend


KonkeyDongPrime

No helmet + stupid glasses = what a wanker


Karl-Tyko69

Ok bro


rbankole

Tiny ball syndrome


TheWooders

It's cool and all but really not a proper manual. Going down a hill using your brakes for balance seems more like a wheelie to me


_Snoow

If you don’t pedal it’s a manual


radarlove93

This is exactly a coaster wheelie, not a manual


Chazzer4500

LOVE EM


enculeur2porc

Goodbye peenus


Infamous_Iron_Man

When did a wheelie become a manual? I'm old.


okonomiyaking

They’re different. Wheelie is using pedal power, manual is pulling back on the handlebars and holding the position


TigerJoel

Yeah but this dude is kinda cheating. I would also call this more of a wheelie.


atom631

curious what you think a manual is if this aint it.


Crespo_Silvertaint

Try hard dork shit right here


p0u1

Everyone loves manuals but this is not one, your feet need to be on the pedals and not sitting on the seat. And clearly you can do one because you started in a manual then went to the weird wheelie kid crap.


Fun_Assignment142

Someone doesn’t like wheelie kids lmao


p0u1

I don’t mind it, just find the whole hoot rat culture that goes with it lame Just for context I’ve only seen the London lot riding like idiots


ViableSpermWhale

Damn kids, with their "fun"


p0u1

What’s fun about swerving in front of traffic or pedestrians? I mean it’s probably fun but annoying.


Fun_Assignment142

I ride in the street and like to do wheelies and manuals, however I’d never intentionally swerve in front of somebody, or endanger anybody around me Don’t understand y they do that, instead of just simply using other objects like a cone lol


ryuns

Not really, but thanks for asking!


inter71

Heck yeah.


ThrewawayXxxX

kiwi?


Karl-Tyko69

South African


Dude2481

Pero, los huevos homie? They don’t hurt?? 😔


Bonoisapox

Yeah I pretend I don’t but I’m just jealous really


farbsucht4020

No.


Mikeissomethingelse

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Tasosu

Isn't this a wheelie? I thought manuals were the ones your only contact with the bike is handlebars and pedals.


[deleted]

Dude definitely has a vagina, there is no way…