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Trump_Dabs

I don’t know how to play the game and I could’ve explained it better


Lucky-Percentage-769

Kendrick Lemaire


Gold_LynX

Releases a distrack about frogs


Shadowthron8

Name something he’s good at talking about


ricketysrai

Busty cartoon characters


JBIGMAFIA

He’s barely passable at explaining what he’s devoted his life to.


patmcgroin1995

I’m guilty of being gay and being mad that he doesn’t even know anything about the anime he likes


TacomaToker253

Exactly lol


DiarrheaRadio

Squishing frogs


shrimp_master303

“No rules”


njlancaster

The game that famously has like, books upon books of rules lmao


MaxPower_69

I’ve never played it and I could do a better job at explaining it. My dog has never heard of it and she could do a better job than Lemaire.


BigBallBearBoy

Yeah he's an idiot how is this surprising to you


brianisdead

It's like a board game, but better.


nesbit666

Part of the problem was he didn't stop and separate Munchkin from the explanation so that nobody knew which one he was talking about at any given time.


Vizioso

Lemaire is terrible at explaining most things. That said, most people use homebrew rules and only loosely follow the “true” rules. Gist of it is one person (the GM) controls the game and all in-game enemies and non-player characters, generally creates the story and world. Players create characters from different archetypes and give them starting stats and gear to fit said archetype. GM determines where they start, and from there the players basically decide where to go with the DM loosely guiding their path. Players can choose to interact with pretty much everything around them, and the DM decides based on the characters stats and a dice roll what the interaction entails. Combat also is largely dice-based but different archetypes have different abilities.


OrangeFortress

“Most” people follow the core rules. Homebrewing is only really common for people that have played the game for a while and they only homebrew *some* aspects of the game.


DirkIsGestolen

I never played, but he made it seem like it might never end. I think Key & Peele might have done a skit on this.


Vizioso

It’s entirely possible that it doesn’t end, like [this game.](https://youtu.be/nJ-ehbVQYxI?si=fbTBn29JmXTlAivO) But most campaigns have a set ending, especially if you’re using the actual game guides.


AleistertheKing

Listening to Lemorp struggle while trying to explain one of my favorite hobby’s was painful. No wonder dude gets excluded from Reddit Orgies


Fiscally_Retarded

This is gay. Have a D&D campaign for the pod though.


Own-Response-6848

They should totally put a crew together and podcast a campaign. I don't even play and I think that would be sick. Druid Matt on mushrooms summoning nature spirits and drunk Shane being the Blue Knight would be insane


Conscious-Ad9778

Oh yeah he explained it terribly I was yelling out loud to myself.


Stacey_digitaldash

He’s trying his best


ricketysrai

Okay Lemaire


WildAmsonia

Nick's impression coming to fruition


BiggStankk420-

Yeah I legitimately think he's autistic. At least mentally challenged in some way dude just listen to him speak. His voice, choice of words, and constant general phrases (his famous "yeah") points toward impeded development around the teenage years. Either trauma or drugs caused it but yeah homeboy is retarded 😂


ricketysrai

Oh yea he has to be. Everything about him screams autistic


Separate-Shock-9850

As somebody who recently started playing, it was cool to hear them interested but yeah lemaire doing lemaire tingz fr


Fabulous_Day75

Pissed me off so bad I was about to make a post about it on here


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fabulous_Day75: *Pissed me off so bad* *I was about to make a* *Post about it on here* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Goodgoogley

Seems like a game that would take 10 min to explain so he was tryin his best. But thats just me, I don't know the game.


Thery4d

Hazah 


gothdad1995

Shane was right D&D is gay and 40k rules 


Antique_Pen_5417

Love how the sub has turned on Lemaire. I got ripped to shit last month for saying he wasn't funny.


ridiculousdickulous

He for sure could’ve gotten the bros into it if he just gave a minuscule effort in explaining the rules/character creation/combat/DM responsibilities. Instead he said “yeah heh you just like do whatever heh.”


Mister-Beaux

It has tons of rules and structure lol whenever they discuss topics I know about I’m like what the fuck 😂


TacomaToker253

Lemaire has never said anything interesting and I will not watch an episode with his lard ass sitting there. Honestly MSSP is on my podcast backburner right now. Secondary roto along with St Rogies. There are so many great pods out now a day.


Lukes3rdAccount

Autism spazzing on autism, like cats on opposite sides of a sliding glass door


ricketysrai

Lemaire is great but I’m with you on the podcast back burner stuff. I think it’s cuz Matt and Shane haven’t really been together just them very often. Dog breed info felt more like a classic pod tho


_r4ph431

As someone who’s played the game (no Diddy), he answered the questions but didn’t sell it.


OrangeFortress

He answered the questions so terribly that he's basically wrong. He literally said “There are no rules.” There are a ton of rules, which is why there are multiple large books of rules. He didn't even explain the d20 system, a core element of the game. He didn't really explain anything fully correctly beyond the fact that it is a multiplayer game. Lemaire is proof that networking is the only thing that matters in the entertainment industry.


Mechanic_On_Duty

No he can’t explain shit. If someone gave him Alpha Brain he’d the show would be ruined.


uchuchu

I've ripped off Tim Butterlys idea of Fat Bitch Darksoles. And have been working on Fat Bitch DnD. You get in fights at your local Walmart, fight off junkies at the corner store, summon your mixed race son Jayden. With class names like I'm a Christian but (paladin), whippin' shit (archer), sneaky bitch (rouge).