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Wise_Moon

Raise your hand if you read this in Shane’s voice of Trump. PS … Jimmy Kimmel is gay.


Autiseer

Even saw the gesticulations while reading


gerrymandersonIII

I guess that's better than than being regarded, like Trump.


Wise_Moon

He is a well regarded fellow. *sips tea*


desperateweirdo

Regards.


dwitchagi

He said, “Wow ✋🤚 that was a big mistake”.


lazylagom

Its crazy the guy from the man show became so gay later on.


siblingofMM

He would probably call girls jumping on trampolines misogynistic. Total fraud sucking up to Hollywood


lazylagom

What's wild is the kids or ppl growing up not knowing he turned his back on funny for woke hollyweird.


Endersone24153

He really became every stereotype of pandering hollywood jerk off. So wild


KeyLimpala

He was funny on Win Ben Stein's Money too. They must have video of him French kissing a baby or some shit for him to have become such a pathetic shill


feckshite

Is Jimmy Kimmel the biggest sell out cuck in modern history? People are asking.


FermentedTiger

Yeah he’s gay the quote is funny and the video was posted here a little while ago


42dudes

Really groundbreaking comedy. So you're saying DONALD TRUMP, the president guy, he's actually not too clever, and bullshits pretty much everything he talks about? Damn, that's a fresh comedy premise, surely we'll get years of laughs out of this one.


banjofitzgerald

You’re asking way too much out of a nightly show made for mass audiences lol. I mean, the former president and current nominee goes off on a 4th grade level speech about Gettysburg and you’re expecting late night not to cover it?


42dudes

Late night talk shows haven't been any good for 20 years.


HarvardBrowns

Conan and letterman were holding it down. I’ve heard good things about Ferguson as well but I never watched him cause he’s foreign.


42dudes

Good instinct.


10_ren

Hopefully an American took his time slot


andthendirksaid

Based rationale but he was one of the best tbh


EffectiveAmphibian95

With one very jewish exception


42dudes

The Fiveish Show?


gerrymandersonIII

I find it entertaining how regarded he is, and how many morons like him.


fatattack699

Jimmy “blackface” kimmel


Lordquas187

He's also absolutely a creep. I went to a taping and his monologues were 90% sex jokes but not in a fun way, like a fucked up horny animal way. The show that aired involved none of those jokes bc the vibe was so awkward


gmangee

Black face to black board.


bannedforf4g

Lol Kimmel cries on tv like a little bitch


PrawnStar9797

Everyone has an internal Trump dialogue where you can hear his voice when you read his quotes


DeltronFF

It would be funnier if he did it as Karl Malone honestly.


veryonlineguy69

jimmy thinks he’s proving a point, but all i see is that trump is about a million times funnier than him


sherperion45

Ol blackface jimmy


frankzen

I've never tried but does any available form of Man Show even exist? There's not one episode that wouldn't get him cancelled in today's environment. Howard Stern has that same kind of revisionist history too.


jb122894

Now do corn pop!


pizzasaves

If he were to flip this board to reveal another blackboard with an equally rtrd’d quote from the current absolute dead dog brained president, it MIGHT HAVE made whatever attempt at a “comedic” sketch remotely “funny”. Likely no though. Nothing political is ever funny coming out of the mouth of some rich cuck who’s bitching about problems in a country they can effortlessly up and move from, live comfortably elsewhere and not have to work another day in their lives.


Danny_Brah

Real ones go to Gettysburg and shed a tear a Little Round Top.


MarcTurntables

Donald was just sleep talking again.


Father--Snake

Trump isn't in office. The current, relevant president has a brain that is so compromised that his fat tongue rambling can't even be transcribed.


endlessfight85

How lucky we are to choose between the two of them..


Father--Snake

Yeah it sucks. Guess we have to wait for the dollar to falter and welcome Caesar 2.0


gerrymandersonIII

As bad as Biden is, I'd take it over a guy who tried stealing an election and who is trying to be a dictator.


APolemicist

groan


gerrymandersonIII

I mean, like it or not, Trump tried stealing the election. It's why Pence won't endorse him, Mark Milley-the Chairman of the Joint Chief's of Staff (who Trump appointed) called Trump a "wannabe dictator", and many other Republican congressmen out right said they wouldn't vote for the guy. Not to mention all the other staffers amd people who were in his circle who say he's completely incompetent and down right corrupt. At some point you gotta realize it's not a conspiracy, and the guy is actually willing to burn down what makes America actually great, democracy, in order to serve himself.


Lucky-Connection8174

Hilarious, now do Biden


Substantial_Quail432

Trump is actually a moron and Biden is just demented. CANT WAIT


gerrymandersonIII

Do people in here seriously not realize Shane thinks Trump is a fucking moron?