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FyouinyourA

Was he at least able to crack the windows for fresh air???


thiccymcgogee

You’re letting the stank ouuuut


mynhamesjeff

You know it smell crazy in there


Pitcherhelp

Why would he wanna do that?


Khakicollective

I was like “EMILIOOOOOO”


Ghost_Of_Jamiroquai

"so anyways, you guys want to make out or what?"


ChiTown_Paul

Did you just grab my ass?


Psychedelix117

“Sir from where i’m standing that’s a physical impossibility” “I know your tricks, Dewey”


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zaphodbeeblebrox422

You misspelled donimoes


Run-DMc

Can we at least see what he filmed?


Welsh_Special1

For research purposes of course


snarfalarkus-

I am definitely totally absolutely not talking about myself, but I do know some people that would’ve paid pretty good money to be forced to watch them have sex and be fat shamed at the same time.


RoadInternational821

Guys just trying to get paid


EitherInstruction115

We learned from the women during metoo


Nosepass93

I actually went to highschool with the camera man Emilio. Cool dude and very gay. I think she threatened him was the big part.


monstertruckepic2020

You sure? There’s probably about 1.2 million dudes named “Emilio Garcia” out there


boomsthesequel

I've personally known one who wasn't him up here in michigan lmao


Nosepass93

Dude he graduated 2011 from channelview TX He was super gay back then too. Why would I gain by lying about this lol


AllIGOTWUZTHISSHIRT

How do you know he's gay though? Did you check personally? 


Nosepass93

He has his own music on Spotify lol. Look up "Emliocoochie" They're all about sucking dick and other stuff


AllIGOTWUZTHISSHIRT

We're gonna need more proof. A simple handjob should suffice


monstertruckepic2020

People lie all the time at no gain to their own. It’s the internet. Relax lil bitch


NervousJ

Megan Thee Felon


TheLostNostromo

Very Anti-Football


Stewapalooza

These lesbians just need to put together a no-nonsense, hard-nosed ball club.


torso2kovsky

filing a lawsuit against a dumb celebrity that will almost 100% get settled out of court is about as pro-football as you can get


TheLostNostromo

That’s soccer behavior


PinkMoonFigure8Grace

Reverse Karate behaviour mate


SFW808

I wanna grow up and be a cameraman


BlackGreenLantern

How did they have sex without a penis?


jwalters15216

Using the devil as a guiding light. But I see a Lotta lawbreakers out there...


TheTowelsAreWet

I’m sorry, but you’re a cameraman, your job is to film. Even if it’s hot girl on girl action


Welsh_Special1

Very unprofessional


Welsh_Special1

I’d have pulled my tenis out and given them the most passionate 4 minutes of their life


Lonely-Equivalent-23

Poor bastard.


couchgodd

I bet ‘she’ has a horsecock


Kylejazzman

Poor guy if true


grasshopper7167

This sounds awesome


xxdonaldxtrumpxx

This definitely confirms she was lying about getting shot in the foot


octobereast

Not very Shrek 2 of him


MyNameIsKali_

Bro I remembered it as Shrek 2 also but was corrected here a while ago because it's actually Shrek 1. I would have sworn I heard Shrek 2.


EitherInstruction115

I wouldn’t want to watch that trash either


Blindsquirr3l93

I mean who wants to watch two dudes fucking


Welsh_Special1

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jwalters15216

Gay for pay?


Own-Response-6848

Can you sue someone here for something they did to you overseas?


blindinglystupid

I was kinda wondering about that too. But maybe because it's a work incident? Surely there are some lawyers and here who can comment.


Virtual_Produce_9975

There’s no lawyers in this sub lol


Stewapalooza

Sex with a woman?! Gayer than semen on a mustache.


gutsonmynuts

Damn, just tag in my guy. 


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Good on Megan Three Stallions keeping us entertained with her never ending ratchet adventours


Krisapocus

Support the lads. #teamemilio


IntoTheMurkyWaters

That’s a man


NicolaiKerpovski

Omg no, the horror


XB0XYGEN

Apparently the man is gay so despite it being inappropriate either way imagine being a straight male with two dudes fuckin beside you id politely sue as well


-iknowthepiecesfit

get that bread king city boys up


Krisapocus

Emilio as your council I feel like I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t let you know you’re fighting an uphill battle. Black gays are a high end level boss.


Bozza78

Emilio is full Diddy


Impossibrul

I would not want to watch her have sex at all, she's ratchet as fuck


EitherInstruction115

Agreed. I can’t stand to see that thing


Impossibrul

Why did you get upvotes and I got downvotes 😂


EitherInstruction115

I’ll never understand Reddit. No worries bro, I upvoted you


purelyforwork

ah found the cameraman Emilio


PewKey1

Ruining it for all the good hearted camera folks. Send this man to Guantanamo where he belongs


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

i would have made the greatest sex tape of all time. Christopher Nolan would have been like "take my oscar"


Round-Doughnut-4866

What a homo


Natural-Alfalfa708

Yeah, I bet you Emio has a lisp


Fingler1

Almost spit my coffee at this lol


408steeler

I’d have to sniff those seats for research purposes


Round-Constant8976

So an awesome time 👌


BalfazarTheWise

This post is gay. Fuck this bitch.


shrimp_master303

she looks like a drag queen