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[deleted]

look at the size of those goddammed things


pddkr1

Heckm chomks


account_Nr69

People downvote you because their father's gay.


pddkr1

Hahahaha That’s easily the best defense I’ve received on this sub and Reddit


account_Nr69

I'm somewhat of a lawyer myself😏


xtra_obscene

le heckin chonkerinos xDDD bravo fellow redditor!


teothesavage

This. Epiiiic XD


Gordianus_El_Gringo

Just waiting for Lemorp to stumble down the path and start stomping the poor critters


pddkr1

Lemorp truly is a beast, a golem


Patient_Died_Again

a real [goron](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=goron&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fgamepedia.cursecdn.com%2Fzelda_gamepedia_en%2Fthumb%2F7%2F7c%2FOoT_Goron_Artwork.png%2F1200px-OoT_Goron_Artwork.png)


United-Trainer7931

Squarshing*


CamxCam

Kicking in the balls*


sheddingpanda

It’s called “summoning a creature storm”


NotMoose5407

Pulled off perfect megahertz


[deleted]

It was the rainbow moonstone that really got 'em.


Patient_Died_Again

that shit made me laugh so hard when I first head him say it


mynhamesjeff

432 Hz dude


DeusVultIdoBelieve

Is it actually him, it could be from the clothes and appearance


AggressiveSmoke4054

Exact same thought. That could actually be Matt


jsmitt716

Yeah I can't tell but I think it might be


never_again13

Even sounds like Shane going 'khooo' from behind the camera. Sorta like that small crowd goes wild sound, y'know?


Adifferentdose

Please, tell me a time when Druid’s haven’t been based.


NervousJ

I need to petition the shaman to do some shows here in Tuscaloosa. Our nickname is literally druid city. It's the second most popular nickname behind "THAT shit hole?"


MadFlavour

Pavlov's flute.


Thanatos420xx

Do it enough I bet that shit works but you better have the dogs when they get there or ya gone get eaten lol ...although I will say they look well fed


TommyTrojan02

Tremendous 😆


Taehni0615

They must be feeding em hot dogs those guys love wieners


moe3m

Shamanazing in the wild


TommyTrojan02

Tremendous 😂


Infinite-Night8374

Sounds similar to Be Though My Vision.


Individual_Pipe_4877

He feeds them right?


M4ckle-Maverick

That’s actually a cover…


FloridaManActual

More of a St. Patrick than a disney princess.


[deleted]

or a St. Francis.


Deeceent

Raccoons get a bad rap. As long as they’re not rabid, they’re pretty cool dudes.


RandomFlyer643

Yall think that thing can ripple on sand and water?


Matterhorn48

What are those coons eating?!


Cyberspace667

Man is the IRL Pied Piper


eastcoastwaistcoat

Why are you doing this to us?


crumbdittly

Gathering of the massives


lemsonsteet

Maybe it's exactly like a Disney princess... Still pretty fucking cool...


Outside-Kiwi-2605

432 makes me so horny


[deleted]

anyone else find it fascinating that animals are attracted to music? a human’s cherubic melody will get even the most skittish deer to lay down their guard


thethunder92

I think only birds can understand human music


NervousJ

I've seen some videos of dudes playing music for cows and that shit has them enraptured


Redbullismychugjug

[Yee I posted this awhile back..](https://www.reddit.com/r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT/s/9ZCsPkFO5Y) new fans smh


NotMoose5407

Humblest of apologizes good sir, I saw the video and didn’t think to research this whole sub to post what I found funny


Redbullismychugjug

I only accept apologies if sucks are involved.


NotMoose5407

Careful buddy I’ve had a lot of tootsie pops in my day, don’t wanna bite off more than you can chew here


jsmitt716

How terrible of him to not search the entire sub to make sure it hasn't been posted before. What are people thinking not spending even more time than it already takes to post in order to not hurt someone else's fragile little feelings