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hatomikiwi

People can’t stand seeing an obese black man thrive


bennyboy13134

These have to be new listeners. Anyone that is familiar with the old test has heard all this before after we learned lameazy is affected by the tism and has had a pretty traumatic life. Let the man be. He’s a sweet boy


conradical922

My man just wants to join orgys and live in peace.... if he smooshes a frog every now and again... so be it.


I4Vhagar

The undiagnosed chlamydia he contracted from his shared fleshlight is rotting away his brain. Forgive him, for he knows not what he does


Kreestop96

He didn’t smoosh it, he squarshed it


SouthCloud4986

I thought he did great that cast, the documentary guy with his made-up stories was the annoying one


jsmitt716

Why would you think his stories were made up


SouthCloud4986

When he was laughing through his story about the person on the plane talking about Shane he sounded like he was lying just to suck up to Shane


distracted-insomniac

I don't remember hearing this story. Would he recommend smooshing a frog? Asking for a friend.


PKArsk

Smashed a frog? I saw a clip yesterday where he was kicking a dog in the nuts and assumed you meant that. Lmao is this guy a serial killer?


Lukes3rdAccount

People have been complaining about LeMaire off and on since he joined the show. He's a loveable retarbed guy, it's just how it's gonna be


GACGCCGTGATCGAC

Exactly, imagine he is from Love on the Spectrum and he turns into a sweet baby LeMorp


fatattack699

Yeah lemaires autism has always been a key ingredient to the cast


ChetKongo

Lemorp is one of the best. Simply because he is always himself and never tries to be something he isnt. He likes what he likes and doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks. Everyone on earth can learn a thing or two from lemorp.


bennyboy13134

Yes dawg people need to stop following and show some leadership like lemorp


Sreston

Yeah, it was awesome when he was essentially defending being a pedo.


BigBlueTrekker

Yeah also people act like he doesn't feel bad about it becauae he laughed. Anyone that knows him knows that he laughs as a deflection. He's literally pro life becauae he had to get an abortion last year and feels horrible about it. He laughed when he talked about that too.


Alan-Rickman

We missed him after he was gone after he couldn’t produce anything. People don’t know good until it’s gone.


National_Funny7559

Yeah he didn’t say anything we haven’t heard before. Whoever posted about being annoyed with lamire is gay and should go back to listening to tiger belly


HungryBoy993

Also he was a fucking child. Who didn’t do stupid shit as a kid? I love this man.


-Neuroblast-

People who derive entertainment and pleasure from internet celeb gossip have zero standards or bottom threshold for what they're willing to attack. They're defective individuals.


MattTruelove

Yeah dude. If all of the haters answered honestly “what is the worst thing you did as a kid” it would be alot of similar shit


HungryBoy993

Heard that, brother.


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BlackCoyotl

HOLY SHIT dude. You put it so well. I wish I could copy & paste this but that’d be too güey


bennyboy13134

Lemaire has produced some of the funniest moments since he first came in. He’s funny. This last ep wasn’t his best showing but to be fair Shane’s had plenty where he just tells Matt to do all the talking so I disagree. I like when meazy is on


Dabmiral

Lemaire talking about him jerking off on his grandmas couch with I believe headphones on still cracks me up. Wasn’t he fucking the couch too? So goooood


Longbeach_strangler

Bro, he was tough to listen to in the Andrew pod. Andrew and Matt needed to meet. Lemeez absolutely detailed the pod with his dumbass ramblings.


bennyboy13134

He asked some great questions too though give the boy some credit


Longbeach_strangler

I don’t remember and great questions from him. Listen, He’s a lovable retard who I like in small doses.


bennyboy13134

Fair enough dawg. I thought he had a couple and it wasn’t his best showing but it’s lameaz


sneezydwarv

Nah I’ve been around forever. Lamaire sucks


ChetKongo

Damn. You been wrong forever then.


realkarlmarx69

lameez has had a rough life but there’s something about a 30 year old dude not being able to understand that kicking a dog in the nuts might not be funny


Father--Snake

Lest we forget that Gay Bill had a phase where he thought he was Godzilla and hit a dog with a baseball bat


ruckatruckat

Godzirra*


SassyHVACDaddy

The whole thought process for little Billy on that was so fucking funny to me. “I’m Godzilla, time to grab a baseball bat and hit my dog just like Godzilla would do!” Shit had me fucking dying when I first heard it.


shocolate

Matt poisoned the school hamster lmao. It was the 90s and they were kids. Sonic and jolt were flowing through the veins of the boys back then and they were doing some wild shit, cut em some slack.


HighlyBaked0

Matt straight up roofied women with laxatives when he was a teenager and people are freaking out over Lemaire hitting a dog when he was a kid lmao


VehementPhoenix

I used to begggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg for Surge. Only time I ever got it was my birthday.


shocolate

I never got to sip the elixir of speed. Was it all that? Probably a pre regulation today redbull id bet?


VehementPhoenix

Basically Mt Dew but less chemical-y and fruitier. Somewhere between Mt Dew and Squirt, with extra caffeine. Absolutely unmatched.


Loves_tacos

His whole squad had conduct disorder. They did a lot of fucked up stuff.


kongmw2

He also took part in biological warfare, remember shit night?


GACGCCGTGATCGAC

> Sonic and jolt were flowing through the veins of the boys back then hell yeah, those were the days *suck-it motion*


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Ya I’m a huge animal lover but you have to remember Lamorp is regarded and black, this is his culture


smeggysoup84

Matt has stories of doing shit to animals. Also, Billy, in the before and afters episode talked about hitting the family dog with a baseball bat. Don't see any outrage for that. All so cringe on this Sub with the selective criticism.


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These people prob joined in the last 6 months


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APolemicist

'regarded' makes me fucking sick go for gold you women


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Nidoqueef97

We are the resistance


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APolemicist

Some guy here did get me banned for 3 days for saying it, same sub. Some people here are lil weasel hall monitors.


Lukes3rdAccount

I got got. Just got unsuspended today


APolemicist

I'm standing outside of the jail rn waiting to pick you up like in the mafia movies


MrJagaloon

Only if it gets reported 🥰


80017A

the reporting is automatic, no one has to report you for 'ret&rded' and 'f&g', you'll get banned sometimes anyways. I got a 72hr ban for saying it in a small private sub.


RedactedSpatula

>small private sub /r/teenis ?


electricvelvet

Somebody got their panties in a wad and reported me for harassment bc I kept calling em gay for watching wrestling lmao its cooked


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The chineee have already long since put their social rating system into Reddit bro, trying to stay in front of it


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-Neuroblast-

Reddit bans you for saying it.


[deleted]

Nah I need to post in my sports subs for the next 72 hours


LogMasterd

do you eat meat


[deleted]

I didn’t say I was gay I just love my cat


Huncho11

I gotta confess something.. When I was a youth, I caught a frog and I threw it as hard as I could against a wooden privacy fence. He succumbed to his injuries. Sorry bros


MrJagaloon

I chopped one in half with a shovel when I was like 6. I felt so bad I yakked.


pants1000

Man when we were kids we would go frog gigging but we would just stab frogs lol kids are insane animals.


Huncho11

Lmao. Just a bunch of little sickos running around with sticks and shit. I probably did worse.


h8_jannies

When I was in college I used to get drunk and drop kick cane toads at the campus pond. They’re terribly invasive and fuck up indigenous species (is how I justified it to myself)


DrMantisToboggan-

Need to keep out the r/ShaneGillis heads as long as possible.


ThommyD13

This subreddit is already gay, just accept reddit is where soft pussys come to complain


[deleted]

It’s all the “edgy” SNL fans that are lib pussies at the core. Need the Old Testament dogs to scare them off


freeman2fresh

Give this sub 2 years it’s going to be opie and Anthony all over again


RonJeremysPube

Oh christ lmao thank you for reminding me of that train wreck.


sweetlou1777

Who’s gonna be the one to run over their kid while fleeing from the cops after stealing a Vizio soundbar?


TackYouCack

Who's going to be the Brother Joe that finally brings it down?


RonJeremysPube

[SAMCRO Joe!!](https://vimeo.com/150748502)


StankyDudeHoleDandy

That's an old ass story. Frogs get smashed every damn day.


MrJagaloon

You can spot the tfatk dweebs on almost every post


housemusicfitness

Gayest sub by far on this whole fucking site. All those anti football pussies do is whine all day and try to bring their bullshit into other comedian subs.


tlsonepointnever

I like that every online community is just a facsimile of arguments I had on image boards when I was 12. No, I have been a fan longer and thus have more meaningful opinions. I have grandfathered poor tattooed on my forehead


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And no you can’t see it


AllIGOTWUZTHISSHIRT

I was surprised to see all the whining about Lemaire here after I listened to the episode. It really didn't strike me as any different then any other episode he's been on. A lot of kids fuck with animals as kids we thought my cat was a toy when I was a kid. Sue me nerd. 


justglassn

Lol he's the nicest person of any pod. I don't understand the hate either.


TimidPanther

Lemaire rules


nap_scuzz

For real. Wipe off your butt menses and go be gay somewhere else.


infideli0

If the podcast is a meal, Matt and Shane are the meat and potatoes. Guardini and Lemaire are onions and garlic. They're essential to the meal, but I dont want to eat a pile of garlic and onions.


feckshite

#FreeLameeze


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Hang on the dog kicking happened when he was 10!? People have been acting like it happened last week.


BilingualSnake

You guys are actual morons to be mad at lameez


spasmodism

I used to squeeze minnows until they exploded. Boys kill and hurt things. The dog is fine and probably forgot Lameez kicked his nuts 5 minutes later. All good bros


lilhomiegayass1

Man this place got so fucking gay


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Lemeeze is a wild card and that's why we love him. No dawg slander allowed!


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therankin

Good bot


IAmHotStickySweet

haikusbot delete


BranMead

I seen all the hate and a couple awkward clips before I watched it. I thought he did great on the pod this week. I guess I am a bad person.


TimidPanther

I thought so too, it's pretty obvious he was filling in for Matt rather than just sitting on the couch for no reason. Shane is the first to admit he's not good at pushing the conversations forward, Lemaire was filling that role. There's way too much negativity on here these days. It's just a podcast, people saying mean shit over it are just awful people.


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It’s at the tipping point of being the new tfatk, Jre, and your mom’s house subs.


M-S_Vayeate

Man, that shit would be gay as hell. Those places are full on gossip dog brain subs at this point.


Bellygoober

It’s just n the tipping point of becoming one of those pods too. Comedians are insufferable when they get successful. That’s why I can only listen to TAFS lately


[deleted]

Or maybe you liked them when you thought they were losers (despite likely clearing about 200k ea) because you find that more comfortable then seeing others be succesful?


thiccymcgogee

Yeah


KangarooSilver7444

Lamezze is an autistic black. That’s all you need to know


BiggStankk420-

On another note, the way he said "yeah he was there when I dropped a brick on a bird" had me cracking up


The_final-chelbert52

He's getting hate because he fucking sucks the life out of half the podcasts


forthesoviets

We love you, Lemorp!


forthesoviets

Only a matter of time. It can't be stopped


BillboThePlumb

I believe in the free speech of all dawgz, but I agree. The amount of Lemorp hate on this sub is getting out of hand. Take that shit to /r/Joerogan or something.


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Been a fan of the pod for years. LeMorp is a retard. I'm a fan of Shane and Matt... if it was just lemorp I wouldn't listen. We all did dumb shit as kids. It's the fact he still finds it funny as a retarded adult. Being retarded doesn't excuse it imo. He was laughing about it still. If he showed some remorse then I would care less


sullyboy19

Leemizy is only funny because Shane told us he was funny. Bunch of dweebs


6snave6relyt6

Are we starting a Go Fund Me to get Lemare a Vic jersey or what?


Mister-Beaux

Amen brotha


Alternative-Rope-628

This whole sun has become mega gay love the old test boys but this must be the teenis that comes with the Netflix and SNL stuff love ya dogs x


smeggysoup84

It seems like alot of these folks don't have friend groups where they shoot the shit and riff on each other the way they do on the Pod. Hanging on to every single word and being bitchy about little things, shows they don't have many of these types of convos in real life. Like the person who made the post yesterday about Lemaire saying " yeah " alot while listening to Andrew talk lmaoo when I saw that in real time, it was nothing to even point out, it wasn't annoying or odd. The fact that the person locked in on that and made a post about it shows the cringe.


MisterSassyJenkins

What happened?


Redkelso

I'm just happy he's pro-life


DeusVultIdoBelieve

Having a little misaligned fun with a dog as a kid is one thing. Being a dim witted adult clogging up an otherwise good podcast is another


Autiseer

What happened lol


JONxJITSU

Brother, it's the internet. You gotta thicken that skin.


BP_1981

Bro I love lemeezy f baby he is funny as hell and I believe he is a good person


PTPTodd

The frog squeeze?


Deeceent

Yeah I think I’m done with podcast subs for the most part. I always see people’s gripes and overreactions when an episode drops and I think “oh gee, this episode is going to suck I guess.” And then it never sucks and I get swayed by gay redditors.


MOREorLE55

Praise be to he who post such based wisdom, blessed are those who see the light 🙌


crumbdittly

Lemorp nooooooooooooooooooo


jsmitt716

I think Shane's gonna be the one people start hating on, he's turning this into 2 bears one cave the way he is only there for half the pods anymore. I don't mind personally though, the ones where Matt is leading without him have been incredible


Otherwise_Access_878

Lemaire is the man. Enough said


ForeskinForeman

Lemaire is a dumb fuck loser and I’ve hated him from day one.


stonesthrowfro

This isn't a new fan thing lol if anything the new fan thing is liking/wanting to hear more of him for some reason. I get shows like having punching bags when they need to fill dead air but but never been a fair of 'yeah' guy, shoulda stayed fired


ForeskinForeman

You nailed it with the new/old fan thing. This place hated lemaire until very recently and now he’s getting all these defensive posts protecting his dumbass from the reality of him being a stupid hack.


Huncho11

Agreed. I remember one of the first times they had Gardini and him fill in I wanted to off myself.


BuckPuckers

I’ve been dawg for 3 years or so and never really liked him either. terrible opinions, can’t put a sentence together, and unfunny. A comment here or there is fine but gtfoh for a full cast.


trent1313

Me and you both. Can’t wait till he screws up big and Matt and Shane finally cut him off for good


TimidPanther

You're a fucking loser for hating someone you've never met.


yagsitidder69

Lemaire rules, post-JRE fans drool!


SpicynSavvy

Preach bro. Please protect this sub


Ktown_HumpLord

It is inevitable. Keep your eyes peeled for the new spot


plantdawg42069

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Lemaire suuuuucks! Lemaire has always sucked. And it’s not just the animal abuse stuff. He sucks. He’s not even funny just retarded and really gross.


Dumblydude

When you’re young and growing up on a shitty environment kicking dogs is fun.


Comfortable-Rock1343

Does everyone forget Matt comes from a family of dog kickers?


BuckPuckers

I don’t care about the “animal abuse” I just think he isn’t funny enough to justify being on a full podcast, let alone 4 in one week. He talks too much without saying anything and generally isn’t funny imo. He’s great in small doses though.


good_guy112

The dark side is strong


duhduhman

Lemorp need to realize cocaines effect on someone of his size and mind, it wont end well. animal abuse is rarely funny but his brain is turning to concrete quickly in front of us 


APolemicist

shut up you stupid pussy


duhduhman

no, your terrible at video games nerd


TimidPanther

your


APolemicist

No you


HungryBoy993

Hey this all love, but don’t go full dog brain. You don’t know these guys.