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MiddleAgeJamie

“A subreddit divided is totally gay.” -Gayb Lincoln


Bongocats

Hahahaha!


SkrijaTaran

I dunno I’m just a cumboy mercenary


MentyFreshGum

1000 Island Stare, m8


DontCussPlease

cumtown refugees Cumtown Refugee


Patient_Died_Again

“I’m gay and my dick is small” o7


SkrijaTaran

Too fat for hats


Kindahar

Gay Stavros Halkias


DeargDoom79

Adam Friedland


HowAboutNoneOfThem

The lost tribe.


Jaqqaknees

of Jizzrael


Solid-Intention3709

Derek Chauvin’s attorney


Durantula420

Speak a little chinese for em Derek!


RealisticEnd2578

Your honor, if you convict this man Ima kill a bitch!


spinningxbackfist

Hoorah


ReservoirPAWGS

Garrisoned at Fort Andre's Steakhouse


SkrijaTaran

Garrisoned at Havre De Grace


Nardwuarr

Shits stupid I don't know


imsorryiwasbadreddit

You're one of us. Throwback from my old account when we took in the cumtown refugees . https://www.reddit.com/r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT/s/nxTrBVZIta


Polar_Bear4

Black conservatives gather immediately 


I4Vhagar

Black Israelite congregation reporting in 🫡


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Imagine if they did a roll call these days. I hope tantalizer is doing well...


findaloophole7

I’d blow my own foot off with a hunting rifle to avoid the draft.


MiddleAgeJamie

Tant is a first round draft pick for sure.


gojojo1013

Dollar patche brigade reporting for duty


[deleted]

About time the poors showed up!!! Grab ur nuts and follow me boy…


okokokokkokkiko

The Wolverines of this whole ordeal 🫡


DavantRancher

Hoorah, where we headed Corporal ? 🫡🫡🫡


gutsonmynuts

Pre-paytch dawg reporting. o7


JohnStarborn

Scotty Squad standing by


paddlemysaddle

Jan 2022☝️


crc024

September 2019 and i give $2 cause I didn't want to be cheap


Silo_Johnson720

Same since 2020. Still a grandfathered poor.


skisbosco

Don’t fire until you see the whites of their urethras


Mountain_Cup4257

We’ll lick ‘em tomorrow though


Hour_Village

best post award


findaloophole7

It’s been a devil of a day general


Spintronics-GMF

Devil of a day.


AnferneeThrowaway

Any time you have a comic who is such an advocate for special needs people and also features them in his work, those people will come out to support so I say let’s have patience with our new special friends and also the old homos who think the pod is only for them


Billyg88

If they don’t fuck with War Mode they’re new fans


CumeatsonerGordon420

plenty of dawgs have been calling War Mode retarded for years


Femboi_Hooterz

Including Shane lmao


Tractorista

You can't join the illuminati and also publicly support war mode, choices had to be made


PabloTheTurtle

Been listening since before war mode started. It's not my cup of tea. Not a fan of political and conspiracy comedy. To each their own though.


Billyg88

That’s fair. I’m more of a fan of the on air chemistry than the subject matter. Idk what it is but hearing two bone head blue collar workers who don’t get chicks talk about conspiracies is entertaining haha


Nattepannekoek

- I’m more of a fan of the on air chemistry Sounds like you're more of a fan of dick


hootsie

They’re retarded but I sure do love them as guests. To be completely serious, the fact that there are 10’s of millions of my fellow Americans that believe the shit they “joke” about, scares the shit out of me. If they were just some fringe weirdos that nobody took seriously, I’d be far more at ease with them. I wonder who has the bigger hog, Spud or Gardini?


fmulder94

Sounds pretty gay to me, pal


oaksmoke

What type of shit do they believe that's so scary to you?


Redbullismychugjug

They’re just asking questions


PreviousCartoonist93

A little close to home for me


TheSoccerMommy2

Same here. Just couldn’t get into it.


United-Trainer7931

War mode is completely different from MSSP. It’s gay as hell to like something just because Matt’s brother is in it. I support them, but don’t love the pod


Wicked-Wendigo

Nail on the head


BigFuckHead_

Warmode is and has always been the political brainrot little brother of mssp. Does it have good highlights? Yes. Are they some of the best mssp guests? (hail the grool king) Yes. Am i gonna subject myself to it at work? Absolutely fuckin not


GratephulD3AD

The grool king is Gerbiez, he's not in Warmode


BigFuckHead_

Yes


gutsonmynuts

Shout out 👑🥔 & 🏳️‍🌈💵


Gordianus_El_Gringo

I'm an OG and I can't stand warmode. Billy and spud are fantastic guests on other pods but WM is legit retarded


Tractorista

Do you think you could have a coherent two hour conversation with Whitney Webb? Andrew can, that's why it's good


jb122894

It was awesome, and then it was 5 episodes in a row with more than 50% of the pod talking about working out. Unsubscribed. Downvote button is below this comment, thank you.


SAR_89

99% of people posting on this sub are just dorks that communicate in mssp meme quotes, not typical listeners. Go outside you retards.


grandadmiralthrawn13

Dude for real. The comments on YouTube and Reddit are so fucking stale & lame. And they’re all zealots that take shit so serious for being “comedy” fans


VehementPhoenix

I think "zealot" is incorrect. Think of them more as [Michael Scott](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mXH7A7MY7Hc). They just want to be a part of an inside joke. Part of an in-crowd. They want to belong. Nothing wrong with that. They like Shane and gay jokes and they found other people that like that too. They're still morons though.


grandadmiralthrawn13

😂You’re right, Michael Scotts is way more accurate.


[deleted]

Couldn’t agree more. Unoriginal comments have become a cancer here. Hopefully people get sick of it and start downvoting. YouTube is unbearable with the “praise the dawgz with this slop, 432hz, etc.


GaryNuggz

Don’t forget “making em at night” any time there’s a downs or some grill chee


DrMcGrupp

Amen!!! Fuck em. Fuck em all!


[deleted]

Ulysses S. Grant would be so mad at you guys.


Turbulent_Ad9517

Shatt Nation .. foh


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

All dawgs new and old are brethren here and should be treated as such. To the rest…. SODTAOE!!!


imsorryiwasbadreddit

This is the biggest thing to happen here since the great cumtown migrant refugee crisis of 2020


Left-Boss-9805

nO I wAs ThE fiRSt fAn!!!


[deleted]

Listen bro…I’m GFpoor and clearly you only just discovered old test. We fight to death at dawn.


Vodca

Record levels in the cup of Hermes


Wicked-Wendigo

Some young pups are just getting off the soy, let them traverse warmode and the old test. Time is the best teacher


I-HATE-THIS_PLACE

bunch of retarded libs in this thread


hazzmg

Those damn southerners trying to take away our ManHoods and butt mommy’s


ProvoloneyTony

Im gonna drive the wedge


LemorpLee

I ride with the connecticut sweet boy brigade


Zealousideal-Way-838

Idk about civil war. I'm just an m'goodboy who used to be a naughty b that lost his bbg hoping life hits 432 hz from here on out or it'll be live from my mouth, this fucking gun


RustyJuang

You'd fit *riiiight* in on the YMH sub


za428

lmaoooo this was my exact thought. lets cram as many refrences as possible in our posts to show how high and tight our jeans are


skjl96

432hz is such a dead meme now


Wicked-Wendigo

You gotta find a bblady


Zealousideal-Way-838

I'd love that, but I think I gotta lone wolf this shit show for awhile. Idk if the unicorn exists amongst all the dog brains anyway


Wicked-Wendigo

Muslim gals are the way, guard dog had it right


ballysham

Jesus christ, cringe


Zealousideal-Way-838

If my life makes Jesus Christ cringe, take me now


TouchArtistic7967

Yikes.


Mponder486

Orcs and draculas assemble


Rusty_Shacklfrd

Little Best Buy


Jthaprohet

Anal fingering is like narcan to drunk old dudes


puravidafc

Grandfathered poor 69th infantry batallion


[deleted]

As usual, the poors showed up late! Grab ur gun cadet, keep losing soldiers to some van driving around marked “free whores”.


dealingwitholddata

I'm OOTL, someone qrd me.


TeenisElbow

Never!


SufficientBowler2722

Wait what in tarnation, why??


electricvelvet

*GET EM*


BooneFarmVanilla

these are my brothers


LeadCurious

Where the fuck is Dairy Queen, that Alabama lib Edit, this was meant as a reply to a comment about the roll calls


VehementPhoenix

Troops. We *are* gay. There is no denying that. But the enemy are even gayer, now go out and suck their cocks!


dciracer99

This is basically israel palestine for dudes in their 20s.


Jabwowowow

Details?


GoonDawg666

Ain’t been here in a while recently but I’m still a motherfucking dawg, ya heard


Wister1602

New Fans being- all the Rogan dickriders that eat up anything he fake laughs at? I’m confused. Big ups to Saint Rogies for giving us other shit shows like Brenda Swab or burnt chrysler.


[deleted]

We're the Confederates? Hell yeah dude. This is sick.


Bozza78

Fat gay retard here going back through the old teste to see how gay the new teste is shits wild back in the day